Massage Parlor Reports

[BennyRava]

Isn't the vax papers for just in LA city or the whole county? I usually hobby in the valley and can't imagine having to show a vax card with my real whole name. All these providers that know me by Sean are going to be confused. LOL.

Yet another reason why the Fauxine certs make no sense for this hobby.

We're going to have to start seeing indie providers who don't pull this shit (or make a new thread for establishments that don't enforce it, providing that butthurt bootlicking libs have the common courtesy to not snitch on them and respect individual freedom of choice / privacy).

I liked the idea of going a professional establishment since there are certain securities that go along with it, but these mandates are going to push purebloods like me and people who just don't want everyone in this world to have their real name floating around into seeking fun in less reliable, possibly dangerous situations with less than a 99.9% chance of survival, unlike a certain virus we mysteriously shut down the planet for.

If anybody has a recommendation for a reviewed indie Asian provider who's ballpark the same as AMP rates, please feel free to message me.

Bonus points if she's also a pureblood and under 40.

[Member #6354]

So, I figured that given the possibility that I may have to flash a vaxx card to get a handjob soon (note. Your favorite paleo libertarian monger is fully vaccinated but lost his vaxx card and has no idea how to get the text message thing to work), I figured I would hit goldfinger to see penny.

Penny is the prettiest gal work at a westside MP since ono at ginja, the Thai gals at that place with the tree on pico (euphoria? Or the Asian gals at 11809 Wilshire who went to town on my asshole.

Penny must not be over 35. She has very skinny features and just a bit of the beat type body that Asian gals have. No ass, and a little poochie pooch. No six pack.

She does good dick work.

But I digress.

I get in and assume the position. Penny takes 10 minutes to get in because she is cleaning the walls in another room from some guy with a backorder worse than san pedro port. She gets in and is doing an all over the back tickle when I hear the monger in the next room take a fucken phone call. As best as I could tell, this fucker was giving over dimensions to build a fucken ADU to the other person. He was talking at old lady decibel levels for ten full minutes till finally someone came in and I guess took the phone and threw it in the shitter.

I am sick of the lack of consideration out there. Whether it is not stopping at limit lines, leaving your cart in the center of the aisle at vons, walking on the street to avoid getting covid from walking on the sidewalk, leaving your fucken trash at your table at McDonalds, farting and spitting while taking a leak (what is that all about), not letting me in on the 10/405 merge, and California chicken cafe raising their prices for fucken lettuce, I can tolerate it.

But you come to goldfinger, you assume the position and cover yourself with a Sheraton (er goldfinger) towel. You clean your asshole with a lubricated towel and you do not haggle over ten dollars. You make a best effort to shit at home before you waltz in and you take off your fucken mask the minute you get past the half door. But no matter what you put your g-damn phone on silent and you do not take calls. This is not nam, this is goldfinger, there are rules.

Isn't the vax papers for just in LA city or the whole county? I usually hobby in the valley and can't imagine having to show a vax card with my real whole name. All these providers that know me by Sean are going to be confused. LOL.

[GeezerX]

It's been a while, but there is an MP in Valley Village on Burbank Bd east of Laurel Canyon. I went there once, and the mamasan asked if I wanted a Korean or Japanese provider. I chose Japanese. It was OK. I have no idea if she was really Japanese, or it was a marketing experiment. : I don't know if they survived the pandemic, but it's worth a try, I guess. It was $40 for 30, and $40 tip.

First time in LA, did a little digging on these locations but couldn't find much.

Ideally I'm looking for an actual Japanese masseuse. Is that available around there? If not, where do you recommend to find them?

Finally, what's good around BH or LT?

[PriscillaM]

So, I figured that given the possibility that I may have to flash a vaxx card to get a handjob soon (note. Your favorite paleo libertarian monger is fully vaccinated but lost his vaxx card and has no idea how to get the text message thing to work), I figured I would hit goldfinger to see penny.

Penny is the prettiest gal work at a westside MP since ono at ginja, the Thai gals at that place with the tree on pico (euphoria? Or the Asian gals at 11809 Wilshire who went to town on my asshole.

Penny must not be over 35. She has very skinny features and just a bit of the beat type body that Asian gals have. No ass, and a little poochie pooch. No six pack.

She does good dick work.

But I digress.

I get in and assume the position. Penny takes 10 minutes to get in because she is cleaning the walls in another room from some guy with a backorder worse than san pedro port. She gets in and is doing an all over the back tickle when I hear the monger in the next room take a fucken phone call. As best as I could tell, this fucker was giving over dimensions to build a fucken ADU to the other person. He was talking at old lady decibel levels for ten full minutes till finally someone came in and I guess took the phone and threw it in the shitter.

I am sick of the lack of consideration out there. Whether it is not stopping at limit lines, leaving your cart in the center of the aisle at vons, walking on the street to avoid getting covid from walking on the sidewalk, leaving your fucken trash at your table at McDonalds, farting and spitting while taking a leak (what is that all about), not letting me in on the 10/405 merge, and California chicken cafe raising their prices for fucken lettuce, I can tolerate it.

But you come to goldfinger, you assume the position and cover yourself with a Sheraton (er goldfinger) towel. You clean your asshole with a lubricated towel and you do not haggle over ten dollars. You make a best effort to shit at home before you waltz in and you take off your fucken mask the minute you get past the half door. But no matter what you put your g-damn phone on silent and you do not take calls. This is not nam, this is goldfinger, there are rules.

[LngTimeMongr]

I got some info on the other LA USASG forums, but I'd like more "expert" info from you dedicated "massage" guys, too, if you please!

Now, from what I've so far been able to determine, from private posts as well as PMs: She's slam dunk BBFS. Great! Thats what I'm looking for! Thanks VERY much to the gents who have so far provided that useful info!

So, those who have seen her recently: I've a couple of queries, the answers to which will probably determine if I will try to go and inseminate her:

1. How is she with DFK. Especially, now, during this insane Brave New BidenWorld China Plague era. Will she DFK? It's an important menu item for me, second only to raw fucking, which is indeed, my absolute requirement.

2. How does she look? I know that everyone has their own ideas about what is fuckable. But those who did her recently: What are your thoughts?

Thanks, dudes! (BTW, if you are headed to Bangkok, perchance, I can tell you exactly where to go for a massage venue that is BBFSCIP and BBgreek all the time, for about 60 bucks US. I have pics of some on this board ).

1. Mary is fuckable. She will let you cip and cia. She has a tight asshole. So I would say go for it. Her BBBJ. Was alright. It was a 6/10 experience for me. I don't see the need of going back honestly. Nd dfk. Idk I wouldn't LOL.

[KingOfFours]

I got some info on the other LA USASG forums, but I'd like more "expert" info from you dedicated "massage" guys, too, if you please!

Now, from what I've so far been able to determine, from private posts as well as PMs: She's slam dunk BBFS. Great! Thats what I'm looking for! Thanks VERY much to the gents who have so far provided that useful info!

So, those who have seen her recently: I've a couple of queries, the answers to which will probably determine if I will try to go and inseminate her:

1. How is she with DFK. Especially, now, during this insane Brave New BidenWorld China Plague era. Will she DFK? It's an important menu item for me, second only to raw fucking, which is indeed, my absolute requirement.

2. How does she look? I know that everyone has their own ideas about what is fuckable. But those who did her recently: What are your thoughts?

Thanks, dudes! (BTW, if you are headed to Bangkok, perchance, I can tell you exactly where to go for a massage venue that is BBFSCIP and BBgreek all the time, for about 60 bucks US. I have pics of some on this board ).

[BigBadNut]

Your PMs are full.

Had to clear out the trash.

[DerekBrwn]

Anyone know any good spots with some bare action in the Culver City area. I've only been to lavender and liac massage.

[BigBadNut]

Tried to message you but your mailbox is full.

My Inbox only had 2 messages. The sent folder had to be cleared out for some reason. Try again.

[Jason2235]

Tried to message you but your mailbox is full.

Are you able to PM her contact info as well? How old is she?

[StubbornMule]

Glendale: It is true, most places have been shut down that were providing extras in the area. Difficult to get a new massage license in Glendale these days. You can always do an advance search in "rubber maps" and put city, state and check HJ, breast play, toe sucking etc.

There are definitely two place still giving extras on Colorado Blvd in Glendale. One is on the second floor, the other is on the corner of a major intersection. There is a place in La Crescenta / Glendale as well. Find reviews for Lily. There is also one place in Burbank on San Fernando rd, also on 2nd floor which has a smoking hot Thai babe who is 25. Good luck. That's as detailed as I will get.

Does anyone know which spa in Burbank has the 25 year old hottie? I did some Googling, but didn't turn up any Thai spa's on San Fernando Rd which are on the 2nd floor.

[Leche]

I may have her on autodial. PM me where you have seen her I am happy share. What was here last locations? What part of Asia? This one has a skill set that has a professional cert with in in "beauty" if its the same one.

Tried to message you but your mailbox is full.

[Leche]

So it seems like 4 of us had the pleasure of getting jacked off by 95 pound allie.

She read this board and said my posts were good.

She did say she had a soul brother client with a dick that was the size of her entire forearm.

How did she make FBSM interesting? For me it was putting that #4 washer size pussy with the perfect straight Bush near me and letting me know that I might be able to finger it.

For me, in addition to seeing her beautiful pussy, it was the music she loved to play, the Canterbury scene of my youth. I'd love to see her again!

[Krayanne]

Anyone have any update on Fiona?

Tried to text and call her number with no luck.

Please PM me her info if she is active again.

Thanks.

Do pass on the information so do I. Tried reaching for couple of months now no luck.

[Krayanne]

Anyone have any update on Fiona?

Tried to text and call her number with no luck.

Please PM me her info if she is active again.

Thanks.

I have been trying since past couple of months no luck if anyone have any information please let me know.