Massage Parlor Reports

**Hamster4072** · 09-29-21 21:57

I went to Classic recently. I got a tall slender woman, very bad English. I was shocked that I was only offered DIY, based on prior visits. My hands were only allowed otc butt. I am older, so I need more stimulation to get going. Hopefully next visit will be better. I hope this is not the new norm.

**DerekStL** · 09-29-21 20:32

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen the post Pro Lux Jessica?

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/241649

Set an appointment with her last Friday. Was nervous at first because of other reviews but she was hella sexy and even for just a massage I was pretty happy with my time. Took her time with the finish, great conversation along the way.

I get the feeling that once she gets more familiar with someone there is more on the menu but I knew what I was getting at the time and was really happy.

Will be repeating again if she's available.

**Hamster4072** · 09-29-21 18:30

Originally Posted by Badboy2 [View Original Post]

She's cuckoo for coco puffs. So I'm not surprised. I'm glad she's back. She's easy on the eyes and gives a good hand whacking. The conspiracy theory / mobster stories along her anxiety paranoia is just enough crazy to make her fun. We only see her occasionally, it's a different story if you have to be in a relationship with her. Even the Joker had his limits.

I have only been to AMPs. I was wondering how much money ballpark we are talking about for a session with Abbey. The nutty stuff sounds entertaining too. Thanks for any info.

**RegisJ1** · 09-29-21 18:10

Originally Posted by WingerDinger99 [View Original Post]

Every time I made an appointment with her it went no where. She would randomly text that she was available at times too which was so confusing. How did you hear about this?

Yeah, I made a dozen attempts to connect with her over a month. I should note that she was always communicative and polite, but ultimately didn't have much availability and 50/50 even if you got an appointment. I eventually gave up and enjoyed another fun session with Elsa.

**WingerDinger99** · 09-29-21 15:26

Originally Posted by JOtis [View Original Post]

Think she was in accident over weekend so could be gone for awhile.

Every time I made an appointment with her it went no where. She would randomly text that she was available at times too which was so confusing. How did you hear about this?

**RangerStl** · 09-29-21 10:24

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen the post Pro Lux Jessica?

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/241649

Haven't seen her, but previous reports weren't good. Up charge for anything, lackluster attitude and mediocre finish.

**Jeffc 574** · 09-29-21 10:08

Has anyone seen the post Pro Lux Jessica?

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/241649

**Jeffc 574** · 09-29-21 10:05

Originally Posted by MadManMax [View Original Post]

I see a lot of reviews on Eden. Can anyone PM me to confirm contact information?
Seems like a lot of info via text, just want to make sure I am contact the right number.
Phone ends in *683? Near Pershing?
Thanks! Max.

Max,

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/192666 No Wednesdays. Great time.

**JOtis** · 09-29-21 01:12

Think she was in accident over weekend so could be gone for awhile.

Originally Posted by MediumPressure [View Original Post]

Yes, she is very impatient. She freaks out and throws a fit. She is like a child. When I finally saw her, I knew I wasn't going to bother seeing her again, because of how she acts. Also her place is kept totally dark, so you can't see her really either. She isn't very smooth and a bit too hairy, legs and glute area. she also has gps and asks for way too much. she is at best a one and done pump n dump type. she is very disrespectful and not patient at all, very aggressive, not very feminine or lady like. You are hurried out the door in 15 to 20 minutes, she just hurries it along and you are left paying an insane amount. Note that the reason she keeps it so dark is because she lies about her age, she claims to be early 30s but is actually 39 or 40. After you see her, she will text you asking you to buy her bags or clothes, asking for more money too. Don't waste your time. She has a very gps valley girl, air head type personality, where she thinks her time is all that matters. Her personality and attitude were the worst out of any woman i met doing this for 4 plus years now, and I'm the type where i prefer the woman to not speak much at all, because i don't want a gfe experience (not that she can even offer that). she is the type that would do better if she just acted like a respectable adult and treated people with respect.

**MadManMax** · 09-28-21 22:38

I see a lot of reviews on Eden. Can anyone PM me to confirm contact information?

Seems like a lot of info via text, just want to make sure I am contact the right number.

Phone ends in *683? Near Pershing?

Thanks!

Max.

**Badboy2** · 09-27-21 19:04

Originally Posted by DirtyDuke [View Original Post]

If that's what it was, it didn't last long. She's back advertising today.

She's cuckoo for coco puffs. So I'm not surprised. I'm glad she's back. She's easy on the eyes and gives a good hand whacking. The conspiracy theory / mobster stories along her anxiety paranoia is just enough crazy to make her fun. We only see her occasionally, it's a different story if you have to be in a relationship with her. Even the Joker had his limits.

**Zr Guy** · 09-27-21 13:54

Originally Posted by OhioSteve513 [View Original Post]

Terribly disappointing news if Carrie is no longer at Classic on Clayton Road.

That's for sure. I only went there once, on an early Monday afternoon a few weeks ago. I was planning to go again, soon. I didn't get the name of the girl that gave me the massage but I left happy. I have to assume it was Carrie. I usually don't get that lucky.

**DirtyDuke** · 09-27-21 12:05

Originally Posted by Badboy2 [View Original Post]

I believe she went off with a new boyfriend, that's my best guess. She likes to talk during sessions and she was enamored over some guy, blah, blah other stuff she talks about. As much of fruitcake she is when opens her mouth, she is a loyal fruitcake. So, my guess is giving hand jobs and talking dirty isn't being a good girlfriend. That's not even mentioning all the other stuff she listed in her ad, but to each his own. My guess, if the relationship works out, she's another one who's moved on. If not, you will see her posting again.

If that's what it was, it didn't last long. She's back advertising today.

**LJ Looking** · 09-27-21 00:19

Originally Posted by LifeGuy [View Original Post]

Avoid this one, worst massage ever, only light touch and not much of that. No teasing at all and the extras were on the table but way to expensive for what was happening with the shitty massage, why throw good money at bad and expect a different outcome.

Is this the Kimmi / Kimmy you're referring to??

If not, anybody got any intel??

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/130454

**OhioSteve513** · 09-26-21 21:00

Originally Posted by MScofield [View Original Post]

Had a dream on Saturday about Carrie. Called and fixed an appointment with Carrie. Upon arrival, received by Carrie and took me to a room. I got down without cover but upon her entrance she covered me from back side. I hinted her about my reason to come and even removed the cover but she forced to do the massage only when covered, Upon face-up same thing. I got frustrated and asked her upfront "Are you Carrie", and got the answer 'Yes'. Since I was suspicious about the behavior mentioned here and actual, I asked again after sometime, and she accepted that she is not Carrie, may be Cici or Jen, whatever and told me that Carrie has gone to LA. Feels like I was really ripped of in the name of Carrie and no even given a decent massage, just talked about her personal life and interested to know about me and personal life. May be not return unless someone post HE to this story.

Terribly disappointing news if Carrie is no longer at Classic on Clayton Road.