Massage Parlor Reports

**NotHobbyPro** · 09-02-21 01:28

This establishment looks promising. Please send some intel. TIA.

**TailsGunner** · 09-01-21 19:36

Originally Posted by Tony1628 [View Original Post]

Is paying for rubmaps worth it? Or just keep using here?

A lot of reviews are embellished about the girls. Many users questions many post. The OP will miss key tattoo or hair cut and beaver cut that you couldn't possibly miss if you were actually doing a certain deed.

Plus many providers tell their more favorable customer to not post details or at all.

But you take it all with a grain of salt.

They say it's were fantasy meet reality. So many guys will write about their fantasies than than more truth.

IMHO.

**PriscillaM** · 09-01-21 15:17

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Go in and get intel on places that aren't reported here, then cancel pretty much as soon as you sign up. You will still get your full month. There's some BS reviews on there that are clearly posted by owners, but for the most part you get a good rundown of some places that aren't widely discussed on here.

I monger exclusively in the ethno state that is the westside, with occasional emergency trips to the full service municipality that is known as 8155 in wee ho.

The reviews on rubmaps are so scattered geographically that unless you are willing to drive freeways, park your hot rod (both your monger mobile and your monger cock) in sketchy areas and pussies, you have a serious need to get action from grannies or deplorables like Mary at Chens, you can tolerate the very low end of the IQ bell curve and money curve (I have seen shorter debates in the supreme court over roe v. Wade than the debate over whether getting a finger up your ass is worth an additional $20.00), you can even countenance a monger saying something as stupid as "she was pretty hot, but I decided I did not want a table shower because I was going out later in the week and was concerned I would not be able to get the soap out of my ass" (never ever turn down the table shower), and you really like Asians. It is not worth it.

**HalfOfAsemi** · 09-01-21 14:49

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

It was not a life affirming experience. I may stay away for quite some time.

Quite likely one of the most hilarious things I have read in a long, long time.

**Grimmy23** · 09-01-21 13:43

Originally Posted by Tony1628 [View Original Post]

Is paying for rubmaps worth it? Or just keep using here?

Go in and get intel on places that aren't reported here, then cancel pretty much as soon as you sign up. You will still get your full month. There's some BS reviews on there that are clearly posted by owners, but for the most part you get a good rundown of some places that aren't widely discussed on here.

**Tony1628** · 09-01-21 03:15

Is paying for rubmaps worth it? Or just keep using here?

**MarkTwoThoUSA** · 09-01-21 02:18

Originally Posted by Veioviz [View Original Post]

Hey guys, visiting from the Chicago area.

Can anyone recommend a place somewhere around Claremont / Ontario?

I prefer FS but def more than HJ.

I appreciate it.

Back in the day I would have recommended Tropical Lei but not sure if it's still running. Good times!

**Veioviz** · 08-31-21 18:43

Hey guys, visiting from the Chicago area.

Can anyone recommend a place somewhere around Claremont / Ontario?

I prefer FS but def more than HJ.

I appreciate it.

**Grimmy23** · 08-31-21 18:05

Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32 [View Original Post]

So yeah, a massage license number means nothing you can buy those things lmao.

A license number (more accurately, a "certification number" since there's no such thing as a California massage license) isn't that easy to get. You have to complete a certain number of hours of instruction at a massage school that the certifying body recognizes, and you have to go through their certification process which includes background checks, fingerprinting, etc. It's quite a lot of red tape. There is no "buying" a license number. I can verify if any number is a valid number or not. Anybody who owns or runs a legit spa has direct access to the certification database where we can see real name and address, employment history, complaint history, etc.

There are some "paper mills" where people get certificates of completing massage therapist training. But the organization that issues the certifications doesn't recognize the paper mills. To be certified, you have to attend a massage school that they recognize, and those schools follow their established curriculum requirements. At last count there are something like 350 massage schools in California, but only about 75 or so of them are good for certification.

Not too many people would be "brilliant" enough to provide a legitimate certificate number (which gives everyone with any rudimentary detective skills full access to their identity) and provide extras on the side. If she got busted, it would be like handing LE everything they need in a gift wrapped package. I realize that providers are doing it, but it's living extremely dangerously.

**HowdyDoody32** · 08-31-21 15:57

So yeah, a massage license number means nothing you can buy those things lmao. So I went to see that Thai girl I found on massageanywhere. I gave you enough info to find her. One other monger here has already found her based on my info. Just do a search around Los Angeles and look for the NEW icon for a Thai girl standing in front of a hot dog stand. First page of search results. You google her number, name and license and you can find where she lives, her facebook page (s) pre-and-post divorce, court and litigation cases, car accident record, and collection agencies are after this chick too. Her life is a fucking wreck lmfao. Her story is she used to run a parlor in SD that got shut down. After covid she rented this place, where Bolu Spa used to be, but it is not officially open yet as the police haven't shown up yet to do the check so she can get started. She is only one working there and you cannot walk in as the door is locked. You must make an appointment through text or phone. Do text because she hardly speaks English.

She's expensive. $1 for hour, and you'll be out in 30 minutes. Her facebook pics are old as they show her at the gym and she has a nice body. You must look at her friends' profiles to find her newer facebook. She looks like Kat Young in some of those pics which makes me super horny but they are old and covid has not been kind to her as she's got a little pot now, but she's still cute. She's also got nice firm breasts with those lovely big and dark Thai nipples. Right from the start the towel came off and the way she massaged my butt I knew FS was available hahaha. On turn, went straight for little Jimmy. $1. 4 for CFS. Slightly rushed but the masks came off, sucked on them lovely dark nipples, pounded her and blew my load. Cleaned up, gave her a kiss on her cheek and left. I will probably go see her one more time.

**NotHobbyPro** · 08-31-21 06:00

I might be in the LAX Area on Fridays more often. Which is more enjoyable on Fridays, HT or Lennox? Any name on the girl / s you enjoy?

**SalamiSlap** · 08-30-21 18:36

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Basically say it's a $200 HJ. She's attractive and does a good job but she doesn't get naked and doesn't allow much mutual touching. I wouldn't go there based on what I read.

Thanks for letting me know! She was actually just posting on her IG today about how this spa isn't a "parlor" and how she doesn't do any extra services. Money saved on my end.

**BigBadNut** · 08-30-21 18:13

Just think of it like shopping at Neiman Marcus. However $100 is more than enough spent on tip. A few rich mongers have ruined the vibe it was much more fun in the pre Covi era. So don't look at this as a "normal" are and T. Its cleaner than 99% and smells better. In the early days I got daty and a little BBJ action. Now they want $2. 0 for look don't touch and a HJ.

Originally Posted by Yoyo8899 [View Original Post]

I'd heard from another site that the girls here were hot but charged an arm and a leg for an HJ. I had a couple of bucks to burn and decided to check it out. Pretty much spot on from what reports were saying. The girls are Thai and in that perfect age group of 25-33. I almost forgot how hot girls like that are at that age, since most of the AMPs are in the 35-50 range. The rub and particularly the tease which is one of my favorite parts was one of the best I'd ever had.

But the turn was ridiculous in a bad way. The haggling started at $200 and that wasn't even for barely any touching or licking. Curious what other people's experiences here have been like, or if I'm the only schmuck who's been willing to try this place.

**JackBT7** · 08-30-21 15:47

Originally Posted by FarleyDave [View Original Post]

Yuki is cute, lithe and slender body with long legs for her short frame and nice full B cups with awesome suckable nipples.

Her services are amazing but attitude varies so YMMV.

We start playfully caressing and kissing each other around neck and body (she wouldn't kiss on mouth but I got her to at least take mask off).

Then I have her lay on her back spread legs while I chow down. This really turns her on and she runs her hand through my hair while I DATY. I also licked and sucked her erect nipples. Her tits are natural and awesome!

Then she sits up on table and starts CBJ. She is so good at this, DT and gagging and making slurping noises. Feels so good I almost nutted early. I lie down for more CBJ and rub her wss and pussy. Then she hops on for Cowgirl. So nice and tight with great view of her tits. We bucked like this for a while and she also grinded on my dick so good. Just grinding deep in her guts felt amazing.

I get up and do Mish, then doggy. Now she starts to try and wrap things up. She keeps looking at clock on wall. We're close to our 30 min being up but I love fucking her and I can go all day today. I sit on edge of table and have her back her ass up for some standing RCG, I feel her boobs some more Then relent to her finishing with her hand while I finger her starfish..

I was in the mood for FS with a young, cutie, so I decided to try this place based on your report. Called up and the girl on the phone ended up being my provider I got there, Amy. Cute, thin little spinner with some good man-made Cs. Fun, suckable nips, barely any scarring. Shaved cute little kitty. Could legitimately be in her 20's, 30's at most. Definitely not older than 30's. Very soft-spoken but friendly and not shy.

It was 30 minutes for. 4 to the house. 2 minutes of bullshit massage followed by good CBJ and then CFS in CG and Mish. Offered doggy as well, but went back to CBJ instead where we finished. BJ included DT and BLS. Popped in the hat in her mouth. I don't really want BB so I was happy with the service. She didn't want to kiss on the mouth either, but was fine with neck and body too -- I respected her boundaries on that, it's covid, she sees enough guys probably, I get it. Masks came down pretty quick for the session though once things quickly heated up.

Tipped 1. 2 for extras at the beginning and she seemed happy with it, so total damage was 1. 6. She asked me to come back again. She offered to get me a second girl at the beginning but I didn't want to pay for that. Not sure if paying for an hour would slow things down here or not. I'd definitely go back if it did or if I want some more quick FS action, either with her or another cutie, funds permitting of course.