Escort Reports

[Edgewater94]

Brother, I haven't done a car date in 20 years, way too risky and dangerous! Back in the 90's, there used to be quite a few girls on US1 in Melbourne and occasionally, I would pick one up and for $20 get a decent BBBJ. Those days are long gone and picking up a SW is VERY ill advised. As far as a car date with a regular provider, that's also risky, although Orlando seems to have a corner on that market! Unfortunately, very few providers have clean and safe in calls and almost all UTRS usually do. There are a few women who advertise on STG for short visits and in some cases just headache relief! Check them out and if you can, go back and try and read some reviews.

Like you said, back in the 90's things were different. I was working in Daytona and had a big Mercury Marquis. I'd have them crawl in and lay down on the front seat and do their work as I drove. I tried stopping a few times but was always too nervous, waiting for the man to pull up. Driving around wasn't so bad. Except when I traded it in for a car with a 6 speed.

[JayJayTwo]

I understand completely but it's extremely rare that I would ever do this and in twenty five years of mongering, I think I've only done it a half dozen times and always with a long time UTR or girlfriend. Besides, my SO is nowhere as fastidious as JayJayTwo's! Thank God!

Damn. Can I borrow her strictly for the housecleaning? LOL.

My SO is crazy about the cleaning. I've woken up at 2:00 am, SO not in bed, I go looking for her and she's on her hands and knees scrubbing the grout in the kitchen tile! One of her favorite compliments is when I get home from work and mention how clean the house looks and smells, she takes a lot of pride in keeping the house clean! Another monger mentioned hair scrunchies, yeah, I guarantee that if anything got left behind, scrunchies, strands of hair, even the odor of a perfume, my woman would notice it as she always moves beds, tables, chairs, whatever, and cleans under and around everything. If any pube got left in the urinal (or toilet) damn sure she'd find it! And no, UP, I ain't loaning her out!

[Willie24]

Where are these tips? That's about all I'm limited to these days. My windows are tinted but damn I'm still paranoid that I'll get that tap on the window.

Brother, I haven't done a car date in 20 years, way too risky and dangerous! Back in the 90's, there used to be quite a few girls on US1 in Melbourne and occasionally, I would pick one up and for $20 get a decent BBBJ. Those days are long gone and picking up a SW is VERY ill advised. As far as a car date with a regular provider, that's also risky, although Orlando seems to have a corner on that market! Unfortunately, very few providers have clean and safe in calls and almost all UTRS usually do. There are a few women who advertise on STG for short visits and in some cases just headache relief! Check them out and if you can, go back and try and read some reviews.

[UrinalPube]

We give suggestions on how to do car dates safely.

Where are these tips? That's about all I'm limited to these days. My windows are tinted but damn I'm still paranoid that I'll get that tap on the window.

[UrinalPube]

I'd never do that because my SO notices EVERYTHING whenever she returns from being out of town! I'm talking about stuff I'd never notice myself, I folded towels wrong (because there's a wrong way evidently), I put cutlery back in the wrong place, crazy stuff. Plus, she does all the housecleaning, including laundry and changing the sheets and she flips our mattress too. If there was even a strand of hair anywhere near our bed, I guarantee she'd see it! Bring any side piece to the house? For this guy, hell no! Willie, you've got balls of steel, my friend!

Damn. Can I borrow her strictly for the housecleaning? LOL.

[Cdmail32]

I went to see her last week and it took sometime for me to get in touch with her. It was well worth the wait. She does have a regular job. I will repeat as often as I can.

I repeated yesterday, kind of texted her on a whim as I did not see an ad posted and comms were good. Before the first visit was hit or miss. As for the fake photos, I have only seen a few providers who use their real photos. One of the first things we always say in a review whether they looked like their photos or not.

[FireSprinklerG]

I've tried several times with this one, the first time I get the address and say I'm five minutes away. As soon as I get there all of a sudden family just showed up. Whatever life happens. The next time we agree for 10 am at around 8 am. 9:30 comes she's a ghost. Texts me around 3 pm apologizing and saying she doesn't normally do that tries to set up for around 7 that night. Well she becomes a ghost once again. She then texts me the next day apologizing and saying family came over and didn't leave. Says she normally doesn't just ignore people. I said communication would've beeen nice I understand that things come up. Long story short she begs me to come see her and then does the same ghost act.

I went to see her last week and it took sometime for me to get in touch with her. It was well worth the wait. She does have a regular job. I will repeat as often as I can.

[Hodar]

When I was living in Macon, a friend took a provider to his house while his wife was visiting her mother in Nashville. When she came home she found one of those elastic hair things that women ware. It had slipped under the bed. She knew it wasn't hers and certainly not his. Things went down hill from there and in two months they were divorced. He lost a lot of money and half of his pension. A motel room would have been a lot cheaper and much less risky.

Those FUCKIN scrunchies, I swear women leave them on purpose.

[Mosin Nagant]

The Charli Experience has landed in Palm Bay FYI, OMG.

Soupbean was kind enough to give me contact information. Hopefully she will find me worthy!

[OneWayOut]

The Charli Experience has landed in Palm Bay FYI, OMG.

[Yondaime]

Usually, I don't even bother to reach out when I notice a provider is using stolen pics using image search, as several of hers are, but the good reviews had me wanting to see her. Reached out to her several times over the last few weeks after seeing the reports. Unfortunately, all I got was radio silence. I have better things to do with my time than chase ghosts.

She lives within a mile of me so I would give her a chance since there wasn't a drive involved but she can't seem to respond consistently or keep visitors away when dates are scheduled.

[Member #6253]

I've tried several times with this one, the first time I get the address and say I'm five minutes away. As soon as I get there all of a sudden family just showed up. Whatever life happens. The next time we agree for 10 am at around 8 am. 9:30 comes she's a ghost. Texts me around 3 pm apologizing and saying she doesn't normally do that tries to set up for around 7 that night. Well she becomes a ghost once again. She then texts me the next day apologizing and saying family came over and didn't leave. Says she normally doesn't just ignore people. I said communication would've beeen nice I understand that things come up. Long story short she begs me to come see her and then does the same ghost act.

Usually, I don't even bother to reach out when I notice a provider is using stolen pics using image search, as several of hers are, but the good reviews had me wanting to see her. Reached out to her several times over the last few weeks after seeing the reports. Unfortunately, all I got was radio silence. I have better things to do with my time than chase ghosts.

[Yondaime]

https://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fem...i/785181790480

Comms are OK, always seem to be hit or miss. Nice house in the SE Palm Bay area. BBBJ was really good. Went to missionary and filled the bad. Not sure if she squirted or not. Did not attempt DATY as she said she just got home and it was hot day out. Did not smell bad later or anything. We seemed to click so I will more than likely repeat, it was $ for a hhr. Most of the pics as stated before are not hers, she is a thick girl, would not call her a BBW but I also like thick girls. One thing to note, think I am just going to keep a cover in my pocket as it seems a lot of these providers do not have one, which seem ironic to me.

I've tried several times with this one, the first time I get the address and say I'm five minutes away. As soon as I get there all of a sudden family just showed up. Whatever life happens. The next time we agree for 10 am at around 8 am. 9:30 comes she's a ghost. Texts me around 3 pm apologizing and saying she doesn't normally do that tries to set up for around 7 that night. Well she becomes a ghost once again. She then texts me the next day apologizing and saying family came over and didn't leave. Says she normally doesn't just ignore people. I said communication would've beeen nice I understand that things come up. Long story short she begs me to come see her and then does the same ghost act.

[Putzy]

...not beneficial to the purpose of this forum. Let it go.

I respectively disagree. These forums exist to help our brothers have better mongering experiences. We suggest good girls to see, and if you know a girl is not worth seeing, you leave a negative review. If you know a location is sketchy, you mention that too. If they are thieves, we point them out. We give suggestions on how to do car dates safely. We provide tips and tricks of all kinds to find the better girls and have a better, hopefully safe, experience. This is no different. Now, the OP may not have asked for our opinions, and may not even want them, and that's fine. But maybe he hadn't thought about some of the risks of bringing a working girl home with his SO was out. So if it helps him, or maybe some random lurker, avoid major problems with their SO, I think the commentary is worth it.

[Willie24]

Yes I also agree with this. It's an all around bad move. Some women get so mad at the provider and make there life a living hell when it was all the mans fault to being with. Neighbors see things too. Could even be a hair found somewhere. Should have taken her to a hotel.

Now this what I like! Dialogue among other Forum Members about a subject I seen to struck a nerve! It's good to draw feedback and benefits from others opinions. Perhaps, I did make a miscalculation in judgment and make a foolish decision. The reward perhaps outweighed the risk and clearly allowing the little head think for the big head. It'll probably be a long time until I do that again! Thanks Willie.