Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

I'm thinking about going down to the health and beauty spa down in Alexandria and does anyone know if extras are available?

When hunting potential prey, I am very methodical in my approach.

While I don't own a RM account, I always check here and then there to see if there's any previous reports about my desired target to help me get an idea if it's worth pursuing. Nothing on the board here, but the place is listed on RM. However, there is no review on the place which is pretty suspect. But there is a number. So I copy this number and always put it into google to see where it takes me.

This 240- number leads me to an escort by the name of Angel who works out of MD. Odd.

I continue my investigation and decide to type in the name of the spa into ol' google and see if I can somehow connect the dots. Negative, while the address is the same there is a different number listed for the spa. No hint of any advertisements on Bedpage, CL, RR, and the like (often not a good sign). Instead, they have a website, so I click it and dive deep. They offer a variety of different packages and you can book online, but they never have availability during the same day you have to book days in advance. (Another oddity).

They have an "about us" tab, and from here I discover the owner of the joint describes herself as "a mother / daughter / and believer in the cross. So, strong Christian ties (red flag). Now my search usually ends here but I decided to go out on a limb and travel to the location to scope it out. It's a clean office building, and the place is using some high tech stuff. Esthetician machines and a girl at the front desk is using a top of the line computer, contrary to what you'd find at your run of the mill rub and tug. I asked the girl at the desk if they got room to take me for a walk in, a quick massage now or perhaps later in the day? I'm flat out denied in my request as they say they are fully booked and urged to make an appointment for a future date. This place reeks of legit.

Now of course, there's plenty of "legit" looking places that check all these red flags and still provide the service we all seek, but they are usually able to accommodate me once I flash my wallet. So unless this place is running some tight ship catering to the elite, and all this is a front to fool both LEO and Monger alike. I sincerely doubt you're going to get extras here.


Since I’m invested deep into this rabbit hole already(pun intended) then theres still the mystery of the inclusion of this location on RM.hmmm, Im no Sherlock but my educated guess is this place may have been a space rented out by the escort mentioned above who used it previously before these new owners came along. The number alluded to on RM is no longer a working number.

I wouldn't put your chances of success at 0%, but I wouldn't put spend money on this horse race either.

[Happy Guy 2]

Forgot to add to my report about this place: bad hygiene practices regarding the massage table. Judy did not change out the sheet or towel on the table / head rest. As soon as I got home, I did a nuclear detox in the shower. With delta variant roaming around in addition to not wanting to catch another monger's potential crabs or other skin ailment, I'm really keen on hygiene at these AMPs.

Was out of town and there was really only one AMP in town and relief was needed. This was a post on their board:

'Thursday am before a meeting did go visit old skilled grandma nice AMP lady. Needed relief. When got there she happy to see me. BUT she smelled of BO bad. She had just gotten up and was brushing her teeth. I really could not take the BO but I needed relief. I said need shower. She said you want one?. $20. I said no, you smell (pinching my nose). She Said ok and we went to table shower room. She stripped and I did too and we both did a standing shower all over. She had nice body but no tits at all. Just bumps there. I told her I would give her some of mine. Mind you her English is almost non-existent, so a lot of this is hand gestures. If you can imagine. Pretty funny and OK by me. The whole situation. I did what needed to be done. After that she was open to anything but all I wanted was hand relief and to get out of there. And be safe. Ugh. Turned off. Never again. But she now Smelled good. Think I did the local mongers favor and so posting it. LOL. Funny time. I did make her change the linens too. ".

[BigPoppa2308]

Let me preface by saying YMMV as always. I took a shot with Adriana today at FHOH. She has a great ass and I can see she is attractive but she would not remove her mask even after talking about us both being vaccinated. Her massage technique is okay but I wasn't really going for that. After the flip I asked her menu and she said she only does nude hand finish. I tried offering a very generous tip for FS but she held firm. I guess it takes multiple visits for her to open up more but its not worth the investment for me, maybe if she had removed her mask. Oh well, I tipped her. 4 for at least getting nude and was on my way.

Sexy thick latino. Great body. If you know Spanish, the experience is even better. She is a gorgeous. Will frequent her often but want to check out Gabby and / or Leah on my next visit.

[RockSwithSalt]

I will be coming to the great NOVA area (crystal city). Looking for a few good AMPs recommendation

That is outside my target area but I suggest you look at the offerings in Arlington. Rubmaps lists a dozen locations and one name is very familiar on this board with many happy customers, Shirlington Therapy.

You can run the list of the other AMP names here to see if there are any hits, and take the phone numbers and do a search to see what ads the places have been running.

[Serpico99]

Was driving through the area and had hit up Manassas Massage Therapy. It's located on a side road street cul de sac off of Digges Rd, between Blue Therapy (close to Sudley) and Healing Touches (in the one level medical strip mall complex at the end of Digges Rd). Check rubmaps for phone and exact address. I just wanted a quick rub and jack to satisfy my urges today.

To my surprise they raised the rate from 40 to 50 for half hour. I assume the rate for one hour was raised as well from 60 to 70. No TS that I know of. Typical Chinese AMP. Big ass Eva wasn't there so only Judy was my provider. She was an ok looking Chinese middle age woman. 10 minutes of massage followed by teasing. I had her edge me for a few minutes and she allowed nursing, which turned into "Greenbelt" services rendered. I had the same experience with another provider here during the beginning of the year. However, I'm getting particular in my AMP mongering and I chalk this experience up as ok. Just wished there was more of an influx of younger providers in this area.

I tipped accordingly to Greenbelt services, but 20 less.

Forgot to add to my report about this place: bad hygiene practices regarding the massage table. Judy did not change out the sheet or towel on the table / head rest. As soon as I got home, I did a nuclear detox in the shower. With delta variant roaming around in addition to not wanting to catch another monger's potential crabs or other skin ailment, I'm really keen on hygiene at these AMPs.

[TriniBoy3355]

Fellas,

I will be coming to the great NOVA area (crystal city). Looking for a few good AMPs recommendation to enjoy on a couple of evenings. Not looking to be driving all over NOVA. Ha ha. C-bus is dry has the Mojave desert and I need a good massage with some extra's if available.

You can PM me with any good intel. Try doing some research on the forum but it was hard to find some these places to gauge from where I will be staying.

[PrivatePyle]

If that is the place you are talking about, I was curious too. So, went to visit with no time really for a rub. Just to talk and check out.

Manager / masseuse is Katy. Nice friendly middle aged, masked, not fat not thin, big boobs and maybe some baby fat under her loose baggy warmup sweat suit?

No idea what is on the table there. Definitely not a spinner but having said that, might be interesting to do 1/2 hour.

I do get distracted if they are too good to be true in the looks and I concentrate on them too much instead of my own enjoyment. Which is a funny unsatisfying reaction I have.

Definitely 180 degrees from Cherry in my earlier post. But as some guy in the office said. "There is beauty in all women". . and he worked hard at finding it.

I too would be interested in a actual report.

HG2.

I have been there twice and offered to have oil applied to my cock both times. I am currently going through a prostate overhaul, so politely declined. She does give an above average massage with 15-20 minutes of back walking, which I enjoy. She is friendly, chatty on occasion, but becomes quiet when I do. I would go back for the massage alone. The massage is on par with Norma's efforts but slightly below Jane's at Bus-Spa.

[RyanHarvey]

Looks like there's a new girl named Candace. She looks familiar, was wondering if anyone recognizes the hair or body. I'm hoping it's Olivia who used to work at Blue Gems and then moved to Secrets before abruptly leaving. Also, seems like Melanie has been taken down. If anyone sees or plans on seeing her I would appreciate the intel.

[SmittyJ]

Had 30 minutes to spare so stopped and had a dream in this place. Kind of a whole in the wall. Place smelled of food. Judy greeted me with surprise. Not sure why but she was. She was hard to figure out at first but things progressed quickly. Back massage was ok. She then started teasing the boys and soft touch. On the flip she went straight to junior and asked if it was ok. I agreed and she went to get a cover. The CBJ was good. Went mission for a bit then finished from behind. She came hard which was a big turn on. Over all decent experience although the atmosphere is lacking. I'll go back. House fee. 5 tip. 8.

Went here a few weeks back and saw Judy and the food smell was unbearable. I am wondering if I was just there at the wrong time but it smelled like food had been rotting for days. I said I wouldn't go back but am considering. I wonder if BBBJ is on the menu.

[Tmac32]

Had 30 minutes to spare so stopped and had a dream in this place. Kind of a whole in the wall. Place smelled of food. Judy greeted me with surprise. Not sure why but she was. She was hard to figure out at first but things progressed quickly. Back massage was ok. She then started teasing the boys and soft touch. On the flip she went straight to junior and asked if it was ok. I agreed and she went to get a cover. The CBJ was good. Went mission for a bit then finished from behind. She came hard which was a big turn on. Over all decent experience although the atmosphere is lacking. I'll go back. House fee. 5 tip. 8.

[Happy Guy 2]

Was driving through the area and had hit up Manassas Massage Therapy. It's located on a side road street cul de sac off of Digges Rd, between Blue Therapy (close to Sudley) and Healing Touches (in the one level medical strip mall complex at the end of Digges Rd). Check rubmaps for phone and exact address. I just wanted a quick rub and jack to satisfy my urges today.

To my surprise they raised the rate from 40 to 50 for half hour. I assume the rate for one hour was raised as well from 60 to 70. No TS that I know of. Typical Chinese AMP. Big ass Eva wasn't there so only Judy was my provider. She was an ok looking Chinese middle age woman. 10 minutes of massage followed by teasing. I had her edge me for a few minutes and she allowed nursing, which turned into "Greenbelt" services rendered. I had the same experience with another provider here during the beginning of the year. However, I'm getting particular in my AMP mongering and I chalk this experience up as ok. Just wished there was more of an influx of younger providers in this area.

I tipped accordingly to Greenbelt services, but 20 less.

They are quite different and don't mix well. Cultures are different and the big thing is obviously the language. They can't talk to each other! Simple.

[Happy Guy 2]

Bedpage has made even more changes. Here's an ad for an individual massage provider as an example:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9785269.html

And here's an ad for what appears to be an AMP:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...0/6304911.html

The Bedpage women seeking men section, which replaced the escorts section, is even weirder. An example:

https://nova.bedpage.com/WomenSeekMe.../12795674.html

If you're left scratching your head, you're far from alone. I'm not sure how useful Bedpage is anymore for mongering.

I noticed the strange changes. Seems like a pain for everyone so I assume there is a good legal reason for it.

I guess this forum gets beter anbd beter every day!

HG2.

[Happy Guy 2]

Anyone been to LC massage in Vienna before I TOFTT? No results via search, location looks very small though text confirmed $70/ Hr, free hot stone, table shampoo. Just curious about who would be providing the services.

If that is the place you are talking about, I was curious too. So, went to visit with no time really for a rub. Just to talk and check out.

Manager / masseuse is Katy. Nice friendly middle aged, masked, not fat not thin, big boobs and maybe some baby fat under her loose baggy warmup sweat suit?

No idea what is on the table there. Definitely not a spinner but having said that, might be interesting to do 1/2 hour.

I do get distracted if they are too good to be true in the looks and I concentrate on them too much instead of my own enjoyment. Which is a funny unsatisfying reaction I have.

Definitely 180 degrees from Cherry in my earlier post. But as some guy in the office said. "There is beauty in all women". . and he worked hard at finding it.

I too would be interested in a actual report.

HG2.

[DoYouKnow]

Gabby is blond, but so is Leah. Gabby is hotter but Leah better menu, but only seen Gabby once.

I've never thought of Leah as tall, but I guess she is when compared to the others.

Sandra is not always at the front desk, just depends who is there. But Sandra is the owner and usually answers the phone. Very good menu.

Viviana is very attractive, but does not enjoy this part of job. I would not recommend.

Adriana, what you said is accurate.

Sexy thick latino. Great body. If you know Spanish, the experience is even better. She is a gorgeous. Will frequent her often but want to check out Gabby and / or Leah on my next visit.

[Happy Guy 2]

Made a return visit to cherry. She is a doll and a nice person. No GPS an guess works for repeat business if you are nice.

Place is clean and well organized with shower available before and after.

Parking is good and safe in parking lot in front of appartment.

I shall return, again.

Found her on bedpage under massage. Look for Cherry.

Always be nice to the ladies.

HG.