Massage Parlor Reports

**Visconti5683** · 08-04-21 21:41

Lol I just read my post and realized its pretty ridiculous. I was walking while I wrote it…not good.
Side entrance to the building
Finger was In her ass for a few minutes

Originally Posted by DomCorazon [View Original Post]

So she was ok with your finger in and out of her ass for 20 minutes? I'm not familiar with the lingo "side entrance".

**WoodWorker9** · 08-04-21 21:10

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

What is "side entrance"? This is the first time I ever heard of it.

It's a literal entrance into the place. The questions some of you ask on here. Use context clues LOL.

**OrdLover** · 08-04-21 21:02

Originally Posted by DomCorazon [View Original Post]

So she was ok with your finger in and out of her ass for 20 minutes? I'm not familiar with the lingo "side entrance".

What is "side entrance"? This is the first time I ever heard of it.

**DomCorazon** · 08-04-21 20:22

Originally Posted by Visconti5683 [View Original Post]

I saw previous post and figured I'd try. Had Nana. Nothing special as far as looks. 40 for hh and 100 on top. L3 was offered but I skipped and was happy with the L2. No massage whatsoever. She will kiss you for sure but I didn't.just wasn't feeling her. I did stick a finger up her ass tho. In and out - 20 minutes. Side entrance is nice as well. I think it's good for something quick.

So she was ok with your finger in and out of her ass for 20 minutes? I'm not familiar with the lingo "side entrance".

**Visconti5683** · 08-04-21 19:40

Archer and Rockwell. Side entrance is off Rockwell.

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Where located in Chicago?

**SomeGuySnoopin** · 08-04-21 18:47

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Where located in Chicago?

It's on Archer in McKinnley Park.

**DMichaels69** · 08-04-21 18:35

Where located in Chicago?

Originally Posted by Visconti5683 [View Original Post]

I saw previous post and figured I'd try. Had Nana. Nothing special as far as looks. 40 for hh and 100 on top. L3 was offered but I skipped and was happy with the L2. No massage whatsoever. She will kiss you for sure but I didn't.just wasn't feeling her. I did stick a finger up her ass tho. In and out - 20 minutes. Side entrance is nice as well. I think it's good for something quick.

**Jinurso** · 08-04-21 18:07

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

Does CLM ever give the option for a lineup? Honestly I would visit way more if I could get a lineup.

Nope. It's by appointment only and just with the girl you made an appointment with.

Now if you're lucky when you're done you might run into some the other girls in the living room and do a little meet and greet for next time. And if you're really lucky if one of them doesn't have an appointment they're waiting for you can do a session with them then and there. Usually that only happens when they have a big roster, like they do right now.

**Visconti5683** · 08-04-21 17:21

I saw previous post and figured I'd try. Had Nana. Nothing special as far as looks. 40 for hh and 100 on top. L3 was offered but I skipped and was happy with the L2. No massage whatsoever. She will kiss you for sure but I didn't.just wasn't feeling her. I did stick a finger up her ass tho. In and out - 20 minutes. Side entrance is nice as well. I think it's good for something quick.

**DrPepper2976** · 08-04-21 15:11

Want to visit CLM but I'm only seeing a form to fill out with business info; was anyone able to provide verification like rs2 k or p411?

(asking here because the last time I asked an agency and they didn't I think I was black listed since they never responded after).

**Catsup** · 08-04-21 15:07

Originally Posted by Captain1954 [View Original Post]

Check out reports on Kendy small one person shop l1 only little or no roaming she also talks incessantly but gives a decent massage, plenty better options out there.

I see Kendy when I need a real massage. Setup is nice. It's a blank storefront, so no one knows what you're walking into or out of. Kendy is very sweet. Very talkative. Decently attractive for her age (mid-50's? But won't let you see or touch anything. After massage, nice L1 starts on your stomach. On the flip, gets to it with attention to the boys. Would be boring if you're looking for more, but if you want a good massage and standard release with friendly service, you can do a lot worse.

**WoodWorker9** · 08-04-21 15:05

Dreamt about Body Health about a month ago after seeing a couple of recent reports about the place. Drew a girl (age around 30 I'd say) who was about a 8/10 in face and body. She wore some lingerie. Gave me a lazy rub down, then on the flip. Her english was pretty bad, was able to let me know what she offered though. Ended up doing L2. She said she'd only be there for another couple of weeks, so my guess is she's gone and the older lady who normally services there is probably still around. Going to make another visit sometime soon and see what other talent they might have.

Also, had a dream at East Rhythm a few weeks ago. I forget her name, but it's been mentioned in here before. Older lady, not much for looks but pretty friendly. I asked her for a "hard" massage (since it's been reported that she can give a pretty decent massage in here). She got pretty deep into my back, which I liked. Always difficult to find a place where you can get a decent massage and other options as well. On the flip, had some discussion of donations and I opted for L1 as it was all I came there for that day.

Stay safe out there gents.

**ChicagoGoer** · 08-04-21 14:24

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

The problem though, as this very discussion proves, is that not only can't we agree on what's hot and what's not but we can't even agree on things like height and weight. You think Jessica is 5'8", 150 lbs and big boned. I would describe her as 5'5", 130 lbs and average build. I don't recognize the woman you're describing as Jessica. She sounds more like her friend Sarah, who I would describe as 5'8 and a thicker more muscular build.

Does CLM ever give the option for a lineup? Honestly I would visit way more if I could get a lineup.

**Jinurso** · 08-04-21 11:22

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

If that girl in the pic is Jessica than what dress size and weight do you think she is in the pictures? If she is 5'5 that girl looks like a size 1 or maybe size 3 and about 115 lbs max. She looks toned as though she does yoga or runs. To me the girl in the pic looks like early 20's to early 30's unless she is a workout fanatic. Her nose and bone structure look much different than the girl I saw. The girl I saw had a lot of makeup on and some deep lines on her face, I would guess her age to be late 30 to early 40's. The girl I saw was more like a dress size 9 with a big bone structure. For late 30's she has a very pretty face that would look much better with less makeup. She is a good provider and works hard and seems to be interested in giving you what you seek. I would recommend her if you like the body type I described. You will not meet a girl who looks like the one in the pictures other than the blond hair. Doesn't make her bad, just different than the pictures.

Quibbling over what is hot and what isn't is idiotic, there are girls discussed here that I would not fuck at closing time for free, the guys who are after them either would fuck anything with a hole or would not want anything to do with girls I find attractive and that's all fine but we should describe these girls physical size and weight for the benefit of all of us.

The problem though, as this very discussion proves, is that not only can't we agree on what's hot and what's not but we can't even agree on things like height and weight. You think Jessica is 5'8", 150 lbs and big boned. I would describe her as 5'5", 130 lbs and average build. I don't recognize the woman you're describing as Jessica. She sounds more like her friend Sarah, who I would describe as 5'8 and a thicker more muscular build.