Massage Parlor Reports

[AngelBravo]

Great info, thanks for TOFTT. BTW you wrote you negotiated to 2,000. I'm guessing you meant $200. Negotiating to 2 K sounds wild.

Just got back from my long ass trek to the burbs to see Nicol at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. It had been awhile since I saw someone new so I was happy for the change. Nicol is a similar type of girl to Natalia. She's a bit older, maybe 40, Columbian. Her English is very very limited, so communication will be a problem if you don't speak any Spanish.

Physically, she's somewhat similar to Natalia. She's got blonde hair, about 5'4" 130 lbs. Her body looks good but had a lot of obvious enhancements. Boobs are enhanced, butt implants, and lip injections. I'm not a huge fan of her face, but she's definitely got a body built for sex (literally built).

Let's talk about services. At the base level she gave your typical non-theraprutic body rub. On the flip she plopped next to me and immediately started DFK while moaning. It was hot. She started undressing and rubbing up against me and I was like "score!" But then suddenly stopped for the upsell.

$200 for a CBJ!

$300 for FS!

That's more than I've ever paid for a BJ or FS at CLM, which for me typically ranges from free to $100. I was a little taken aback by it considering she's not the youngest or hottest girl in the place.

Normally I would just stick with the L1 unless she's that smoking hot, but I felt a duty to the USASG community to see it through and report on it all. So I negotiated down to $2000 for everything and the show was on.

She's a good kisser, because of those inflated lips. DATY was good and she really liked that. She wrapped me up for a good CBJ. Not sure if BBBJ is on the menu, because she got the condom on me before I could ask. For the main event, doggy is 100% the way to go. That ass was super bouncy from whatever they put in it. Amazing view and she "aye papi'ed" herself hoarse LOL.

Overall, it was a nice time. But there is no way she should be charging $300 for FS. Or even $200, honestly. Natalia is a similar experience but a better communicator and more sensual for only $100. Same thing with Bella, who is younger and prettier, even if not quite as much of a fuckdoll.

If you can negotiate her down to $150 or less I think she's worth a go for that super shaky fake ass alone. But I probably won't repeat.

[Jinurso]

Nicol looks interesting and hot, hoping the pictures are accurate. If you want a for sure person. Sandy is very cute if you haven't seen her.

Best of luck, I was actually going to visit Jessica today based on your positive experiences. Of course they moved her location this morning when I checked.

Please let me know who you see or if you meet someone you want to try but couldn't. I'll likely head over there if it's one of the 1st two locations.

Haven't been to CLM in probably 8 months. Roster is wildly different now. I've seen Jessica, Laura and Melissa, but with all the new talent, I've been curious as to the experience with the newer crop. Melissa is still a good time, but really interested about Nicol in particular.

Just got back from my long ass trek to the burbs to see Nicol at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. It had been awhile since I saw someone new so I was happy for the change. Nicol is a similar type of girl to Natalia. She's a bit older, maybe 40, Columbian. Her English is very very limited, so communication will be a problem if you don't speak any Spanish.

Physically, she's somewhat similar to Natalia. She's got blonde hair, about 5'4" 130 lbs. Her body looks good but had a lot of obvious enhancements. Boobs are enhanced, butt implants, and lip injections. I'm not a huge fan of her face, but she's definitely got a body built for sex (literally built).

Let's talk about services. At the base level she gave your typical non-theraprutic body rub. On the flip she plopped next to me and immediately started DFK while moaning. It was hot. She started undressing and rubbing up against me and I was like "score!" But then suddenly stopped for the upsell.

$200 for a CBJ!

$300 for FS!

That's more than I've ever paid for a BJ or FS at CLM, which for me typically ranges from free to $100. I was a little taken aback by it considering she's not the youngest or hottest girl in the place.

Normally I would just stick with the L1 unless she's that smoking hot, but I felt a duty to the USASG community to see it through and report on it all. So I negotiated down to $2000 for everything and the show was on.

She's a good kisser, because of those inflated lips. DATY was good and she really liked that. She wrapped me up for a good CBJ. Not sure if BBBJ is on the menu, because she got the condom on me before I could ask. For the main event, doggy is 100% the way to go. That ass was super bouncy from whatever they put in it. Amazing view and she "aye papi'ed" herself hoarse LOL.

Overall, it was a nice time. But there is no way she should be charging $300 for FS. Or even $200, honestly. Natalia is a similar experience but a better communicator and more sensual for only $100. Same thing with Bella, who is younger and prettier, even if not quite as much of a fuckdoll.

If you can negotiate her down to $150 or less I think she's worth a go for that super shaky fake ass alone. But I probably won't repeat.

[IMissCutler]

So we had a question a while back about who had largest breast. Which most of us agreed to the answers. Now here a new one. Who have the biggest areola and who have the longest / biggest nipples?

I must have missed the talk about the biggest breasts. Had to have been before I joined. About how long ago was this. Or if someone can just give me a quick rundown. Thanks.

[ADAvet101]

I always get nervous about seeing someone new at CLM ever since that weird episode a couple of months ago where Bella closed her menu because of Jessica. I'm a low drama person and want low drama encounters. But with Jessica being hard to reach this week I think I'm going to try someone new and hope it doesn't bite me in the ass. Any recommendations for new girls at CLM? If not I'll pick one and hope for the best.

Haven't been to CLM in probably 8 months. Roster is wildly different now. I've seen Jessica, Laura and Melissa, but with all the new talent, I've been curious as to the experience with the newer crop. Melissa is still a good time, but really interested about Nicol in particular.

[ChicagoGoer]

I always get nervous about seeing someone new at CLM ever since that weird episode a couple of months ago where Bella closed her menu because of Jessica. I'm a low drama person and want low drama encounters. But with Jessica being hard to reach this week I think I'm going to try someone new and hope it doesn't bite me in the ass. Any recommendations for new girls at CLM? If not I'll pick one and hope for the best.

Best of luck, I was actually going to visit Jessica today based on your positive experiences. Of course they moved her location this morning when I checked.

Please let me know who you see or if you meet someone you want to try but couldn't. I'll likely head over there if it's one of the 1st two locations.

[Lemeduyu]

Massage is weak, IMHO, but, as a person, she is nice, although could be moody, sometimes, and with a touch of GPS.

She is sweet. Yes massage is kinda weak but it's a personal experience. Strictly L1. Place is clean and quiet.

[AngelBravo]

I always get nervous about seeing someone new at CLM ever since that weird episode a couple of months ago where Bella closed her menu because of Jessica. I'm a low drama person and want low drama encounters. But with Jessica being hard to reach this week I think I'm going to try someone new and hope it doesn't bite me in the ass. Any recommendations for new girls at CLM? If not I'll pick one and hope for the best.

Nicol looks interesting and hot, hoping the pictures are accurate. If you want a for sure person. Sandy is very cute if you haven't seen her.

[Jinurso]

I always get nervous about seeing someone new at CLM ever since that weird episode a couple of months ago where Bella closed her menu because of Jessica. I'm a low drama person and want low drama encounters. But with Jessica being hard to reach this week I think I'm going to try someone new and hope it doesn't bite me in the ass. Any recommendations for new girls at CLM? If not I'll pick one and hope for the best.

[Walker333]

I see Kendy when I need a real massage. Setup is nice. It's a blank storefront, so no one knows what you're walking into or out of. Kendy is very sweet. Very talkative. Decently attractive for her age (mid-50's? But won't let you see or touch anything. After massage, nice L1 starts on your stomach. On the flip, gets to it with attention to the boys. Would be boring if you're looking for more, but if you want a good massage and standard release with friendly service, you can do a lot worse.

Massage is weak, IMHO, but, as a person, she is nice, although could be moody, sometimes, and with a touch of GPS.

[OrdLover]

So we had a question a while back about who had largest breast. Which most of us agreed to the answers. Now here a new one. Who have the biggest areola and who have the longest / biggest nipples?

[Visconti5683]

Lol I just read my post and realized its pretty ridiculous. I was walking while I wrote it…not good.
Side entrance to the building
Finger was In her ass for a few minutes

So she was ok with your finger in and out of her ass for 20 minutes? I'm not familiar with the lingo "side entrance".

[WoodWorker9]

What is "side entrance"? This is the first time I ever heard of it.

It's a literal entrance into the place. The questions some of you ask on here. Use context clues LOL.

[OrdLover]

So she was ok with your finger in and out of her ass for 20 minutes? I'm not familiar with the lingo "side entrance".

What is "side entrance"? This is the first time I ever heard of it.

[DomCorazon]

I saw previous post and figured I'd try. Had Nana. Nothing special as far as looks. 40 for hh and 100 on top. L3 was offered but I skipped and was happy with the L2. No massage whatsoever. She will kiss you for sure but I didn't.just wasn't feeling her. I did stick a finger up her ass tho. In and out - 20 minutes. Side entrance is nice as well. I think it's good for something quick.

So she was ok with your finger in and out of her ass for 20 minutes? I'm not familiar with the lingo "side entrance".

[Visconti5683]

Archer and Rockwell. Side entrance is off Rockwell.

Where located in Chicago?