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**BenBeck** · 08-03-21 15:56

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

There are some things I do not want to have happen to me:

I do not want to fly Spirit Airlines ever.

I do not want to eat at the Asian restaurant at Washington and Centinela.

I do not want to fuck Mary at Chen's up the ass (or in the pussy).

But what I most want, what is a most important to me, is a guaranty, that if I am getting undressed to get a hand job at Goldfinger, that some idiot monger does not barge into the room wearing a fucken mask.

Well, yesterday was the worst day in my life.

I call the finger, I want either Amy or Kiki. Kiki is available at 8:10 pm. Yes, I have no idea how they know when she is free, but like a fucken marine I was there at around 8:05. I surveilled the place for a few minutes. There was this hag Persian woman waiting for takeout from the place next door, an uber eats driver who nearly killed 5 pedestrians, a bunch of Persians eating at that shithole ice cream store, and this older white dude with pubic hair on his head and one of those masks with like 7 tie strings around his head with nerdy glasses and beady eyes. He walked into the finger and so I waited to avoid a rush. I call this guy zorro the fucko.

I walk in and kiki comes to the bar door and says, did you call, I am like you are god damn right I did. I did not "mask up" and neither did she. She put me in room 4 and told me to get comfortable. I start getting undressed and the door is slightly open. Well, what do you know, but zorro the fucko enters as I am about to take off my shit soiled jockey shorts. He literally gets all the way in and with the reaction time of a person in an irreversible vegetative state, while wearing a mask (dude, take the mask off you are about to expose all your orifices to a bunch of gals that just jerked off one-hal of westwood), says, oh, wrong room. What a monumental asshole. Why he had to even say anything is beyond me. Just get the fuck out.

It was downhill from there. Kiki must have broken her wrist yesterday. She was uninspired. I had to go the full 20 minutes to force out a very very weak nut.

To zorro the fucko, I know who you are. You are not welcome at the finger.

A few years ago I was on the table with a semi-regular, making the beast with two backs, and some dude walked in. All he saw was assholes and elbows. You'd think he'd quietly shut the f'and door, but no. He had to say, "Angela? Wrong room? As if we somehow had the wrong room.

**FlipOnOver** · 08-03-21 01:34

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Did she use seran wrap LOL.

LOL.

Her skirt was made of the stuff. You just rip off a piece like a restaurant dispenser!!

**HowdyDoody32** · 08-02-21 20:21

I drove around looking to bust a nut since it's been a while. Wanted something close by and preferably sans Jimmy. I know the only whorehouses around Downey-Bellflower for sans Jimmy are M&A and Yo-Yo, which are both granny shacks. It's rare but I've gotten it a Downey AP but only once with some chick named Angela. I drive by them all and notice something. Downey Acupressure's sign used to say Acupressure (translation: whorehouse). Yo-Yo's sign used to just say MASSAGE (translation: whorehouse). Now both signs say ACUPUNCTURE (translation: I guess new codeword for whorehouse lmfao). So I step in Yo-Yo's, err. ACUPUNCTURE, and I do say the title is AC-curate as I PUNCTUREd my technician pretty good. Avec Jimmy in pussy, sans Jimmy in mouth. Blew load in her mouth. Tina something, skinny-fat Chinese granny. Fun lady.

**CodyMax33** · 08-01-21 00:35

Anyone experience with her? Does he have a profile elsewhere like pdelights etc.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/205485

Thanks.

**LngTimeMongr** · 07-30-21 15:35

Originally Posted by FlipOnOver [View Original Post]

40/1. 2.

Went back for round #2 with YuYu.

She was happy to see me again. So much so that when it was BJ time she jumped up on the table and put the V in my face for some great 69 action!

My kinda girl!

This place will be my go to for the time being.

Did she use seran wrap LOL.

**PriscillaM** · 07-30-21 14:10

There are some things I do not want to have happen to me:

I do not want to fly Spirit Airlines ever.

I do not want to eat at the Asian restaurant at Washington and Centinela.

I do not want to fuck Mary at Chen's up the ass (or in the pussy).

But what I most want, what is a most important to me, is a guaranty, that if I am getting undressed to get a hand job at Goldfinger, that some idiot monger does not barge into the room wearing a fucken mask.

Well, yesterday was the worst day in my life.

I call the finger, I want either Amy or Kiki. Kiki is available at 8:10 pm. Yes, I have no idea how they know when she is free, but like a fucken marine I was there at around 8:05. I surveilled the place for a few minutes. There was this hag Persian woman waiting for takeout from the place next door, an uber eats driver who nearly killed 5 pedestrians, a bunch of Persians eating at that shithole ice cream store, and this older white dude with pubic hair on his head and one of those masks with like 7 tie strings around his head with nerdy glasses and beady eyes. He walked into the finger and so I waited to avoid a rush. I call this guy zorro the fucko.

I walk in and kiki comes to the bar door and says, did you call, I am like you are god damn right I did. I did not "mask up" and neither did she. She put me in room 4 and told me to get comfortable. I start getting undressed and the door is slightly open. Well, what do you know, but zorro the fucko enters as I am about to take off my shit soiled jockey shorts. He literally gets all the way in and with the reaction time of a person in an irreversible vegetative state, while wearing a mask (dude, take the mask off you are about to expose all your orifices to a bunch of gals that just jerked off one-hal of westwood), says, oh, wrong room. What a monumental asshole. Why he had to even say anything is beyond me. Just get the fuck out.

It was downhill from there. Kiki must have broken her wrist yesterday. She was uninspired. I had to go the full 20 minutes to force out a very very weak nut.

To zorro the fucko, I know who you are. You are not welcome at the finger.

**FlipOnOver** · 07-30-21 14:09

Originally Posted by TailsGunner [View Original Post]

What was the damage for YuYu and Eileen?

40/1. 2.

Went back for round #2 with YuYu.

She was happy to see me again. So much so that when it was BJ time she jumped up on the table and put the V in my face for some great 69 action!

My kinda girl!

This place will be my go to for the time being.

**TailsGunner** · 07-29-21 23:39

Originally Posted by FlipOnOver [View Original Post]

Ocean Spa in Downey.

What ate your experiences there??

I've been twice this month. Light massage and a covered BJ. By "covered" I mean "seran wrap".

Not my favorite but it feels ok.

Girl#1 "Eileen" was super playful. A bit pudgy with a bruise on her ass. BJ work ball licking.

Girl# 2 "YuYu" gave the same service but was better looking. Huge real titties! They both got nude but only Eileen allowed FoV.

It is always the same there or do they offer FS?

What was the damage for YuYu and Eileen?

**Jokeman55** · 07-29-21 00:18

Originally Posted by Hm2142 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to this spot? Small hotel in Burbank.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231905

Nowhere near it, but I've stayed at a Quality Inn way up in Merced, I'd recommend it to anyone.

**PlayerN818** · 07-28-21 09:57

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Is it worth it?

Yes. Life experiences are always worth it. The good, and as you'd undoubtedly discover, the disappointing.

**LngTimeMongr** · 07-28-21 00:18

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

I'm sure you know this, but you're not getting serviced by the girls in the pics.

Is it worth it?

**Ashtonian** · 07-27-21 20:19

Originally Posted by FlipOnOver [View Original Post]

Ocean Spa in Downey.

What ate your experiences there??

I've been twice this month. Light massage and a covered BJ. By "covered" I mean "seran wrap".

Not my favorite but it feels ok.

Girl#1 "Eileen" was super playful. A bit pudgy with a bruise on her ass. BJ work ball licking.

Girl# 2 "YuYu" gave the same service but was better looking. Huge real titties! They both got nude but only Eileen allowed FoV.

It is always the same there or do they offer FS?

Is this on Lakewood near 105?

**PlayerN818** · 07-27-21 11:10

Originally Posted by Hm2142 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to this spot? Small hotel in Burbank.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231905

I'm sure you know this, but you're not getting serviced by the girls in the pics.

**LngTimeMongr** · 07-26-21 20:22

Originally Posted by Hm2142 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to this spot? Small hotel in Burbank.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231905

I also been sketched out about going here. Any intel anyone?

**Hm2142** · 07-26-21 18:30

Anyone been to this spot? Small hotel in Burbank.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231905

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