Massage Parlor Reports

[Baller55]

Funny story. Great advice too.

If you advanced a regular or one of your ATFs to crossing into FS for you, I say congratulations!

To get there always be prepared with a condom, and expect to take all the evidence with you. She is giving you something we are guessing everyone doesn't get, so make it safe and as easy for her as possible to give it to you.

If you succeed, it also might be nice to bump up your tip too. So be prepared with a little extra cash, just in case she goes for it.

I remember the first time I advanced one of my ATF's to FS, which was great by the way. I was getting into my car and she came out and asked very seriously, almost panicked, if I took everything. I assured her, and pulled it all from my pocket to show her. She looked very relieved. That told me everyone wasn't getting what I just got, and how important it was to keep some things very guarded in the AMP world. After that she always trusted me to protect her reputation at the spas she worked, and it's been fun experience ever since.

A small tip for those who don't want a leaky gooey condom in their pocket. Tie the open end in a knot, then wrap it and the wrapper in a napkin. That way when you toss it into the supermarket trash can it won't be obvious.

When you add FS to a woman you already enjoy, its what I personally seek, a great massage with benefits, good luck to all.

Max.

One of my ATFs was at a HE only place in Poway many years ago. She gave a great massage so I didn't mine it was HE only. I went back several times and she needed some help with English and finding a book for her husband. I took her out to Barnes and noble and she treated me to dinner. She then said let's go back to your place. We fucked like crazy. After that time everytime I went for a massage we fucked bare right in the room. She told me not to say anything since it was a HE only place and told me not bring a condom so there is no evidence. Too bad she went back to LA.

[Koolbeans]

Ha! Yes, actually it was a girl that taught me that trick and they also adamant that I toss it off property. But I always forget about it being in my pocket as I reminisce the encounter over and over again as soon as I leave. Sometimes remembering it only after finding the remnants in my laundry. Gross and laughter.

I was taking a shower at one AMP and a lady came in and was cutting up a condom and flushing it down the toilet. I guess the pros know how to handle evidence.

[InstinctGoku]

Visited this place today. Parking is tiny and the spa has its own designated parking spots.

Walked in and was greeted by maybe a mid 40's age Chinese woman. Tall, petite, slender and she wore a t shirt and shorts. Nothing revealing.

Paid HF of 0. 6 for an hr and she led me to my room.

I undressed and she started a dry massage. The dry massage is above average, but I wish she did an oil massage after.

There was no teasing at all, just accidental touching of jewels.

While working on my back I noticed she would gasp like she's tired and working her self out too much.

She asked me to flip and she continued to massage arms and pecs. She went to the lower half and signaled for HE.

I said okay and she asked how much. I said. 4 and she said. 5. I told her. 4 is all I have and she said okay.

To my surprise she brought out baby oil and toilet paper, then started Jack hammering me all the way.

I finished on the toilet paper and she cleaned me up with the toilet paper as well. WTF.

Once all done I dressed up and I saw her cleaning the room. She used her hand to wipe off the linens and she replaced the head towel.

Total damage hf. 6 + tip. 4 = 1.

Won't be going back.

[Ryan1979]

Ha! Yes, actually it was a girl that taught me that trick and they also adamant that I toss it off property. But I always forget about it being in my pocket as I reminisce the encounter over and over again as soon as I leave. Sometimes remembering it only after finding the remnants in my laundry. Gross and laughter.

Funny story. Great advice too.

If you advanced a regular or one of your ATFs to crossing into FS for you, I say congratulations!

To get there always be prepared with a condom, and expect to take all the evidence with you. She is giving you something we are guessing everyone doesn't get, so make it safe and as easy for her as possible to give it to you.

If you succeed, it also might be nice to bump up your tip too. So be prepared with a little extra cash, just in case she goes for it.

I remember the first time I advanced one of my ATF's to FS, which was great by the way. I was getting into my car and she came out and asked very seriously, almost panicked, if I took everything. I assured her, and pulled it all from my pocket to show her. She looked very relieved. That told me everyone wasn't getting what I just got, and how important it was to keep some things very guarded in the AMP world. After that she always trusted me to protect her reputation at the spas she worked, and it's been fun experience ever since..

[Gl0987]

Definitely not legit. I've been twice and the girls don't have the best attitude. They ask for 1. 6 and don't have the best service.

Agree. Would not recommend Erma. Girls are okay but do not have the best attitude and rush you out. Better places to spend your $.

[RChangDatyKing]

After seeing the place advertised on RR and reading one review in here I decided to check out this Kearny Mesa CMB location. Called the number, asked if a woman was available for a Hhr and got a yes. I was looking at the building while still on phone and noted it could be suite B, or suite D, so I asked, she said either one. I opted for D.

Greeted by Coco, in a cute dress showing off a nice cleavage, later 30's, okay body and pretty face, a few covid pounds around the middle but not much. Attractive enough.

In the room I'm seated and she tells me to lie face down. Language is a barrier so very little talking. She does 15 minutes of alternating leg massages with a few strokes on torso and arms thrown in now and then. She is okay with me gently rubbing her legs when she's in reach. I get the usual, good body compliment from her.

At 15 minutes, she gets a towel and I flip. She steps up puts my hand on her ass and asks what do I want. I hate to haggle, especially with a language barrier, but we work out a price. I did find it annoying she expects me to get the $ right away and put in on the table. She strips, puts a jimmy on me. I stand and bend her over the table Standing Doggie to start. She is so vocal about her "pleasure" I'm paranoid and ask are we alone? She says yes. In my opinion her moans of pleasure were almost theatrical, but it didn't ruin my fun. She kept working to get me to cum quickly which I resisted as I changed positions. Lied her back on table wide open me standing. Her moans changed and I started to think she was really enjoying it. I climbed on table to get deeper and to get her feet in the air, where I'm sure she orgasmed at least once. Finished and I lied on table as she did a great clean up. She declared us done at 25 minutes, no need to complain about lost time.

This was not her first time being ridden in a rodeo and it seemed a bit clinical. I am just a another X in a line of X's, I suppose. I did think it funny she thanked me for the fun, but we all know the smart one's flatter us. Over all it felt like a rushed experience, and she was only average in every category. Since I didn't see any other choices I won't repeat. I feel bad I can't give a recommendation because she didn't do anything wrong, she just wasn't what I'm looking for. But as we all say, YMMV. Maybe I'll try suite B next time, after reading the post I'm commenting on, maybe not.

Hope these posts help you spend or use your money as you want. Max.

Nice post, thanks for the info!

[MaximusKahn]

LOL. Especially at the places that normally don't offer FS, the girl will usually make me take my condom and wrapper with me when I leave.

So one time I forgot I had put it in my pocket, then when paying for something at a store digging in my pocket for cash, out comes my used condom crumpled in my bright blue double ecstasy condom wrap. Took me a sec to recall what the hell is this crumpled with my cash, then the dude behind me saw it and laughs. I gave him a wink, while the young female cashier was oblivious to what we were acknowledging to each other. I asked the cashier, mind if I use your trash? Hehe.

Funny story. Great advice too.

If you advanced a regular or one of your ATFs to crossing into FS for you, I say congratulations!

To get there always be prepared with a condom, and expect to take all the evidence with you. She is giving you something we are guessing everyone doesn't get, so make it safe and as easy for her as possible to give it to you.

If you succeed, it also might be nice to bump up your tip too. So be prepared with a little extra cash, just in case she goes for it.

I remember the first time I advanced one of my ATF's to FS, which was great by the way. I was getting into my car and she came out and asked very seriously, almost panicked, if I took everything. I assured her, and pulled it all from my pocket to show her. She looked very relieved. That told me everyone wasn't getting what I just got, and how important it was to keep some things very guarded in the AMP world. After that she always trusted me to protect her reputation at the spas she worked, and it's been fun experience ever since.

A small tip for those who don't want a leaky gooey condom in their pocket. Tie the open end in a knot, then wrap it and the wrapper in a napkin. That way when you toss it into the supermarket trash can it won't be obvious.

When you add FS to a woman you already enjoy, its what I personally seek, a great massage with benefits, good luck to all.

Max.

[Baller55]

I checked out Erma a couple of weeks ago because of all the rave reviews. It was a Sunday, midday with a completely empty parking lot.

I go in and theres a sign that says to have a seat, so I sit on the couch. Within 2 minutes a beautiful late 20's Chinese lady walks in and asks if I would like a massage. She's wearing a little skirt and a tiny top. All right, I think I've made it to the right place. We got to the treatment room and I hand over the HHR HF. She rubs on johnny and puts my hand on her ass, while asking if I want it. Uhhh yeah! Now the reports that I read said 1. 4 for tip, so when she asked that's what I offered. She said no, everyone knows its 1. 6. I say ok I brought 1. 4 so ill just leave and come back another time. She accepts 1. 4.

No attempt at all of a massage straight to the rain gear and CBJ, little ball liking HJ action, and I'm thinking this is going to be great. She said ok and turns around and says hurry up. I'm lile wait a minute I paid for 30 I want 30. She said nope, you paid 1. 4 so hurry up. Well now I'm not happy so I donthurry up. K9 for a few minutes, I grab her hair and she wasnt havin that, so then have her turn around and put her little ass on the table facing me, start slow stroking her. She's diggin it (fake, real, who cares) I'm not having her enjoy anything with that attitude. So I start smashing her with some light weight dirty talk, she starts some dirty talk, so I'm guessing the attitude is gone, but its too late. I was a gentleman and didn't even try to haggle and she copped an attitude. So I slowdown as she's getting close. She was upset and told me, no you fuck me! I laughed and smashed again. We made a little noise I finished and she's rubbing my chest. She says, you fuck hard, too much noise, don't come back during the week or the neighbors will call. I probably won't come back because of the initial attitude and I actually like a little bit of massage attempt prior to the fun, at least play with my dick for a few minutes. Come on um not just a piece of meat.

Overall if you're looking for a hot puece of ass you can find it here, but weekends may be preferable if you like a little more fun with your fun.

LOL great review.

[Baller55]

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

Definitely not legit. I've been twice and the girls don't have the best attitude. They ask for 1. 6 and don't have the best service.

[Ryan1979]

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

Erma has never had girls I would compare to Eva at Diamond / Z's, but the current lineup are younger, thinner much prettier girls (IMO) and the options for most mongers will be broader.

The ladies I've met that offer similar service and attitude as Eva are also similar in age and physique. 50'ish give or take and a bit on the thicker side (I prefer the spinners), but Eva is a sweetheart that makes her much more attractive than she actually is.

I rate the appearance of these girls based on how proud I would be to be seen with in public. Then there are the girls I love to enjoy, but would rather not be seen with in public. Hehe!

[PColaFun1]

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

I checked out Erma a couple of weeks ago because of all the rave reviews. It was a Sunday, midday with a completely empty parking lot.

I go in and theres a sign that says to have a seat, so I sit on the couch. Within 2 minutes a beautiful late 20's Chinese lady walks in and asks if I would like a massage. She's wearing a little skirt and a tiny top. All right, I think I've made it to the right place. We got to the treatment room and I hand over the HHR HF. She rubs on johnny and puts my hand on her ass, while asking if I want it. Uhhh yeah! Now the reports that I read said 1. 4 for tip, so when she asked that's what I offered. She said no, everyone knows its 1. 6. I say ok I brought 1. 4 so ill just leave and come back another time. She accepts 1. 4.

No attempt at all of a massage straight to the rain gear and CBJ, little ball liking HJ action, and I'm thinking this is going to be great. She said ok and turns around and says hurry up. I'm lile wait a minute I paid for 30 I want 30. She said nope, you paid 1. 4 so hurry up. Well now I'm not happy so I donthurry up. K9 for a few minutes, I grab her hair and she wasnt havin that, so then have her turn around and put her little ass on the table facing me, start slow stroking her. She's diggin it (fake, real, who cares) I'm not having her enjoy anything with that attitude. So I start smashing her with some light weight dirty talk, she starts some dirty talk, so I'm guessing the attitude is gone, but its too late. I was a gentleman and didn't even try to haggle and she copped an attitude. So I slowdown as she's getting close. She was upset and told me, no you fuck me! I laughed and smashed again. We made a little noise I finished and she's rubbing my chest. She says, you fuck hard, too much noise, don't come back during the week or the neighbors will call. I probably won't come back because of the initial attitude and I actually like a little bit of massage attempt prior to the fun, at least play with my dick for a few minutes. Come on um not just a piece of meat.

Overall if you're looking for a hot puece of ass you can find it here, but weekends may be preferable if you like a little more fun with your fun.

[Shallot11]

Went here on a weekday at around 1 pm and was greeted by who I thought was MMS. She didn't understand a lick of English but I decided to roll the dice and hope for someone younger and more attractive. I ate my words because she was actually my provider and I was a bit discouraged until she actually started working me.

She gave me what I thought my best massage ever and actually used the crossbars that are above the table to walk my back and knots. The HE was okay, because I wasn't attracted but it was almost like it was a consolation prize because of my actual massage.

I wouldn't go back unless I wanted a really good massage with a HE attached, in all honesty. But this replaces my old favorite, Venice Spa ever since they started doing a lackluster job on massages. They used to be great on massages and HE as well, but since COVID, they've slacked on both.

[Shallot11]

The MMS is petite and short, kinda cute. Does the MMS provide service?

I have had her the one and only time I went but I think it was because there was another client in before me so the other provider was occupied. She was good but that is a high traffic area because of the Boba spot and the boxing gym.

[HentaiPlayboy]

Looking for someone Like Eva (diamond spa) that provides a quality massage and a happy finish for the price. Location closer to Mira Mesa / RP / Poway / Inland NC.

Any suggestions.

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

[DrPornDawger]

Looking for someone Like Eva (diamond spa) that provides a quality massage and a happy finish for the price. Location closer to Mira Mesa / RP / Poway / Inland NC.

Any suggestions.