Massage Parlor Reports

[Gl0987]

Definitely not legit. I've been twice and the girls don't have the best attitude. They ask for 1. 6 and don't have the best service.

Agree. Would not recommend Erma. Girls are okay but do not have the best attitude and rush you out. Better places to spend your $.

[RChangDatyKing]

After seeing the place advertised on RR and reading one review in here I decided to check out this Kearny Mesa CMB location. Called the number, asked if a woman was available for a Hhr and got a yes. I was looking at the building while still on phone and noted it could be suite B, or suite D, so I asked, she said either one. I opted for D.

Greeted by Coco, in a cute dress showing off a nice cleavage, later 30's, okay body and pretty face, a few covid pounds around the middle but not much. Attractive enough.

In the room I'm seated and she tells me to lie face down. Language is a barrier so very little talking. She does 15 minutes of alternating leg massages with a few strokes on torso and arms thrown in now and then. She is okay with me gently rubbing her legs when she's in reach. I get the usual, good body compliment from her.

At 15 minutes, she gets a towel and I flip. She steps up puts my hand on her ass and asks what do I want. I hate to haggle, especially with a language barrier, but we work out a price. I did find it annoying she expects me to get the $ right away and put in on the table. She strips, puts a jimmy on me. I stand and bend her over the table Standing Doggie to start. She is so vocal about her "pleasure" I'm paranoid and ask are we alone? She says yes. In my opinion her moans of pleasure were almost theatrical, but it didn't ruin my fun. She kept working to get me to cum quickly which I resisted as I changed positions. Lied her back on table wide open me standing. Her moans changed and I started to think she was really enjoying it. I climbed on table to get deeper and to get her feet in the air, where I'm sure she orgasmed at least once. Finished and I lied on table as she did a great clean up. She declared us done at 25 minutes, no need to complain about lost time.

This was not her first time being ridden in a rodeo and it seemed a bit clinical. I am just a another X in a line of X's, I suppose. I did think it funny she thanked me for the fun, but we all know the smart one's flatter us. Over all it felt like a rushed experience, and she was only average in every category. Since I didn't see any other choices I won't repeat. I feel bad I can't give a recommendation because she didn't do anything wrong, she just wasn't what I'm looking for. But as we all say, YMMV. Maybe I'll try suite B next time, after reading the post I'm commenting on, maybe not.

Hope these posts help you spend or use your money as you want. Max.

Nice post, thanks for the info!

[MaximusKahn]

LOL. Especially at the places that normally don't offer FS, the girl will usually make me take my condom and wrapper with me when I leave.

So one time I forgot I had put it in my pocket, then when paying for something at a store digging in my pocket for cash, out comes my used condom crumpled in my bright blue double ecstasy condom wrap. Took me a sec to recall what the hell is this crumpled with my cash, then the dude behind me saw it and laughs. I gave him a wink, while the young female cashier was oblivious to what we were acknowledging to each other. I asked the cashier, mind if I use your trash? Hehe.

Funny story. Great advice too.

If you advanced a regular or one of your ATFs to crossing into FS for you, I say congratulations!

To get there always be prepared with a condom, and expect to take all the evidence with you. She is giving you something we are guessing everyone doesn't get, so make it safe and as easy for her as possible to give it to you.

If you succeed, it also might be nice to bump up your tip too. So be prepared with a little extra cash, just in case she goes for it.

I remember the first time I advanced one of my ATF's to FS, which was great by the way. I was getting into my car and she came out and asked very seriously, almost panicked, if I took everything. I assured her, and pulled it all from my pocket to show her. She looked very relieved. That told me everyone wasn't getting what I just got, and how important it was to keep some things very guarded in the AMP world. After that she always trusted me to protect her reputation at the spas she worked, and it's been fun experience ever since.

A small tip for those who don't want a leaky gooey condom in their pocket. Tie the open end in a knot, then wrap it and the wrapper in a napkin. That way when you toss it into the supermarket trash can it won't be obvious.

When you add FS to a woman you already enjoy, its what I personally seek, a great massage with benefits, good luck to all.

Max.

[Baller55]

I checked out Erma a couple of weeks ago because of all the rave reviews. It was a Sunday, midday with a completely empty parking lot.

I go in and theres a sign that says to have a seat, so I sit on the couch. Within 2 minutes a beautiful late 20's Chinese lady walks in and asks if I would like a massage. She's wearing a little skirt and a tiny top. All right, I think I've made it to the right place. We got to the treatment room and I hand over the HHR HF. She rubs on johnny and puts my hand on her ass, while asking if I want it. Uhhh yeah! Now the reports that I read said 1. 4 for tip, so when she asked that's what I offered. She said no, everyone knows its 1. 6. I say ok I brought 1. 4 so ill just leave and come back another time. She accepts 1. 4.

No attempt at all of a massage straight to the rain gear and CBJ, little ball liking HJ action, and I'm thinking this is going to be great. She said ok and turns around and says hurry up. I'm lile wait a minute I paid for 30 I want 30. She said nope, you paid 1. 4 so hurry up. Well now I'm not happy so I donthurry up. K9 for a few minutes, I grab her hair and she wasnt havin that, so then have her turn around and put her little ass on the table facing me, start slow stroking her. She's diggin it (fake, real, who cares) I'm not having her enjoy anything with that attitude. So I start smashing her with some light weight dirty talk, she starts some dirty talk, so I'm guessing the attitude is gone, but its too late. I was a gentleman and didn't even try to haggle and she copped an attitude. So I slowdown as she's getting close. She was upset and told me, no you fuck me! I laughed and smashed again. We made a little noise I finished and she's rubbing my chest. She says, you fuck hard, too much noise, don't come back during the week or the neighbors will call. I probably won't come back because of the initial attitude and I actually like a little bit of massage attempt prior to the fun, at least play with my dick for a few minutes. Come on um not just a piece of meat.

Overall if you're looking for a hot puece of ass you can find it here, but weekends may be preferable if you like a little more fun with your fun.

LOL great review.

[Baller55]

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

Definitely not legit. I've been twice and the girls don't have the best attitude. They ask for 1. 6 and don't have the best service.

[Ryan1979]

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

Erma has never had girls I would compare to Eva at Diamond / Z's, but the current lineup are younger, thinner much prettier girls (IMO) and the options for most mongers will be broader.

The ladies I've met that offer similar service and attitude as Eva are also similar in age and physique. 50'ish give or take and a bit on the thicker side (I prefer the spinners), but Eva is a sweetheart that makes her much more attractive than she actually is.

I rate the appearance of these girls based on how proud I would be to be seen with in public. Then there are the girls I love to enjoy, but would rather not be seen with in public. Hehe!

[PColaFun1]

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

I checked out Erma a couple of weeks ago because of all the rave reviews. It was a Sunday, midday with a completely empty parking lot.

I go in and theres a sign that says to have a seat, so I sit on the couch. Within 2 minutes a beautiful late 20's Chinese lady walks in and asks if I would like a massage. She's wearing a little skirt and a tiny top. All right, I think I've made it to the right place. We got to the treatment room and I hand over the HHR HF. She rubs on johnny and puts my hand on her ass, while asking if I want it. Uhhh yeah! Now the reports that I read said 1. 4 for tip, so when she asked that's what I offered. She said no, everyone knows its 1. 6. I say ok I brought 1. 4 so ill just leave and come back another time. She accepts 1. 4.

No attempt at all of a massage straight to the rain gear and CBJ, little ball liking HJ action, and I'm thinking this is going to be great. She said ok and turns around and says hurry up. I'm lile wait a minute I paid for 30 I want 30. She said nope, you paid 1. 4 so hurry up. Well now I'm not happy so I donthurry up. K9 for a few minutes, I grab her hair and she wasnt havin that, so then have her turn around and put her little ass on the table facing me, start slow stroking her. She's diggin it (fake, real, who cares) I'm not having her enjoy anything with that attitude. So I start smashing her with some light weight dirty talk, she starts some dirty talk, so I'm guessing the attitude is gone, but its too late. I was a gentleman and didn't even try to haggle and she copped an attitude. So I slowdown as she's getting close. She was upset and told me, no you fuck me! I laughed and smashed again. We made a little noise I finished and she's rubbing my chest. She says, you fuck hard, too much noise, don't come back during the week or the neighbors will call. I probably won't come back because of the initial attitude and I actually like a little bit of massage attempt prior to the fun, at least play with my dick for a few minutes. Come on um not just a piece of meat.

Overall if you're looking for a hot puece of ass you can find it here, but weekends may be preferable if you like a little more fun with your fun.

[Shallot11]

Went here on a weekday at around 1 pm and was greeted by who I thought was MMS. She didn't understand a lick of English but I decided to roll the dice and hope for someone younger and more attractive. I ate my words because she was actually my provider and I was a bit discouraged until she actually started working me.

She gave me what I thought my best massage ever and actually used the crossbars that are above the table to walk my back and knots. The HE was okay, because I wasn't attracted but it was almost like it was a consolation prize because of my actual massage.

I wouldn't go back unless I wanted a really good massage with a HE attached, in all honesty. But this replaces my old favorite, Venice Spa ever since they started doing a lackluster job on massages. They used to be great on massages and HE as well, but since COVID, they've slacked on both.

[Shallot11]

The MMS is petite and short, kinda cute. Does the MMS provide service?

I have had her the one and only time I went but I think it was because there was another client in before me so the other provider was occupied. She was good but that is a high traffic area because of the Boba spot and the boxing gym.

[HentaiPlayboy]

Looking for someone Like Eva (diamond spa) that provides a quality massage and a happy finish for the price. Location closer to Mira Mesa / RP / Poway / Inland NC.

Any suggestions.

I've heard erma spa is pretty legit. Haven't checked it out myself but many mongers have enjoyed their time. Its in Miramesa.

[DrPornDawger]

Looking for someone Like Eva (diamond spa) that provides a quality massage and a happy finish for the price. Location closer to Mira Mesa / RP / Poway / Inland NC.

Any suggestions.

[InstinctGoku]

Went to new life across swc college.

Someone walked in before me and I think MMS was busy with a customer. The MMS walks out and asks for HF of 0. 6 for an hr. MMS walks me to my room and says someone will be here shortly.

In comes in an older lady, probably higher 40's or low 50's. Not a looker, but I came for a massage cause my back needed it. She did some slight teasing.

A little bit above average massage. She briefly used her elbows on my spine and it hurt, so I told her not to do that.

On the flip she worked on each extremity and noticed that I was ready. She asked for HE and I obliged. She asked 0. 4 and I was fine with it. The finish was good, better than most providers that just jackhammer.

We finished early and the provider walks out. MMS starts to talk to her and tells her to go back into the room because I have 10 minutes left. Me and the provider just looked at each other and I shrugged my shoulders.

I lay on the table with my face down and she proceeds to work on my shoulders some more.

Unfortunately I didn't get a name.

I checked another website for reviews on this place. Whatsup with the MMS? Alot of people seem to be talking down on her.

The MMS is petite and short, kinda cute. Does the MMS provide service?

[FlyingVfr]

Where can I get like 40 minutes of real massage, a little teasing and a good HE? The massage is the most important part.

It's real hard to beat Anna at Z's Massage on San Diego Mission Road, she's a real favorite of mine. She's also gorgeous for her age which I'd guess is maybe 40. Great body.

[Malencho]

Decided to check out a new place for me. Vitality Spa in RB. It's located in a business park, so it was relatively discreet on a Saturday. It's right next to an HVAC company, and 2 doors down was some Pool and Spa supply store that understandably had some traffic on the weekend. This was my first time here, but I saw that there was potential for menu options, based on previous posts. Also I saw that they had a nice looking shower that I could use before the massage. I paid the $60 hour HF hoping for a good massage.

Amy greets me shows me to a room and I ask to shower first. Instead of having me disrobe and walk down the hall in a towel. She just showed me to the shower. It was super clean. But it was odd. Hanging up my clothes, showering, then walking back in a towel, carrying my clothes back to the room.

So Amy is not as young as I would've hoped. She looked to be in her 40's. She wasn't super cute either, but she is short and petite. Her massage skills were non-existent. It was literally just a bunch of squeezes with her hands. She would squeeze with both hands and move around my body that way. It was super disappointing. She did use her arms to rub my back some, but that was it. So after all this. And paying for the hour, I had immediate regret. Since she has zero massage technique, the relaxing / therapeutic part of this went out the window in like 5 minutes.

So I turn over. At this point I'm wondering if I can get $20 back if I ask to change to just half hour massage, but I keep my mouth shut so she doesn't get discouraged for whatever I can get next. Agreed on CBJ. Took my time to nut. Finally finish and she cleans me up. Does more weak ass squeezing and ends the session. Shorting me on time of course. I don't care at this point. Her massage is super repetitive and just boring. It is what it is. I'm not sure I would return. But it is a clean location, discreet, with shower. If anyone else has been here and seen better talent or had a better massage, then please post. I would give this place another shot, simply because of the location being discreet, not in a strip mall, and you can get more than a HE.

Sorry for the long post. Happy mongering. Stay safe.

How much did you tip?

[Malencho]

After seeing the place advertised on RR and reading one review in here I decided to check out this Kearny Mesa CMB location. Called the number, asked if a woman was available for a Hhr and got a yes. I was looking at the building while still on phone and noted it could be suite B, or suite D, so I asked, she said either one. I opted for D.

Greeted by Coco, in a cute dress showing off a nice cleavage, later 30's, okay body and pretty face, a few covid pounds around the middle but not much. Attractive enough.

In the room I'm seated and she tells me to lie face down. Language is a barrier so very little talking. She does 15 minutes of alternating leg massages with a few strokes on torso and arms thrown in now and then. She is okay with me gently rubbing her legs when she's in reach. I get the usual, good body compliment from her.

At 15 minutes, she gets a towel and I flip. She steps up puts my hand on her ass and asks what do I want. I hate to haggle, especially with a language barrier, but we work out a price. I did find it annoying she expects me to get the $ right away and put in on the table. She strips, puts a jimmy on me. I stand and bend her over the table Standing Doggie to start. She is so vocal about her "pleasure" I'm paranoid and ask are we alone? She says yes. In my opinion her moans of pleasure were almost theatrical, but it didn't ruin my fun. She kept working to get me to cum quickly which I resisted as I changed positions. Lied her back on table wide open me standing. Her moans changed and I started to think she was really enjoying it. I climbed on table to get deeper and to get her feet in the air, where I'm sure she orgasmed at least once. Finished and I lied on table as she did a great clean up. She declared us done at 25 minutes, no need to complain about lost time.

This was not her first time being ridden in a rodeo and it seemed a bit clinical. I am just a another X in a line of X's, I suppose. I did think it funny she thanked me for the fun, but we all know the smart one's flatter us. Over all it felt like a rushed experience, and she was only average in every category. Since I didn't see any other choices I won't repeat. I feel bad I can't give a recommendation because she didn't do anything wrong, she just wasn't what I'm looking for. But as we all say, YMMV. Maybe I'll try suite B next time, after reading the post I'm commenting on, maybe not.

Hope these posts help you spend or use your money as you want. Max.

When you put dollars that doesn't help us! We need to know what the HF was, how much tip?