Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[CoronaLime]

TheOriginalKristy is into group dates and drives a red jeep.

Is she hot?

[TheOGkristy]

TheOriginalKristy is into group dates and drives a red jeep.

I do not drive a red jeep and never have.

Nor do I offer group dates.

[GangBangLeader]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....onfess/page742

" I confess.

Men are creeps. Selfish creeps like when my exgirlfriend worked here she would do unspeakable things for money and I would take that money and pay her friend to take it in the ass or her other friend that is now a pornstar to bareback me or the time I took her money and met a really nice girl that was in bellevue the one with the nice dog and jeep. She was nice and sweet and deserved better but I just barebacked her and only came back 1 or 2 times. Or how about the jeep guy with husky plates that would fuck my girlfriend sometimes barebacking her or the dr that would bareback her friend the pornstar. Sometomes I would sit in the closet as the fat truck driver or the retired hotrod driver would come over to bareback her. Then I just take her money and see other ****** for bareback. Like her friend by the uw or the crazy mexican girl by greenlake with really big hooters. Somestimes they fall in love with me and I cut them off. I feel bad because they hate me now and my exgirlfriend hated her clients. I should have warned hotrod guy or truck driver or dr in tacoma or black guy that works for sherriffs dept. They deserved better. Should have warned the bartender with a huge dick that they hated him but I didn't. All the plates were run. She knew everything. I no warn them I just a creep and keep using her money to fuck her friends then she find out and get upset so I keep doing it behind her back and find new girls like the one that drives a red jeep that needed new tires so she pulled a bareback train and that theater in des moines or the one that was an aspiring pornstar that would fuck men and give me money then there were the pimps like J brown red fred dante that would take there money not cool guys but who am I to blame I am the same the milfs I fuck on seeking arrangement for cheap. I was a creep for doing this and so were all the other man. The girls threaten blackmail to make more money and send one guy to jail because he slap one. Other guy almost go to jail crazy life as no one use condom one girl die because of crazy pimp these girls victims and need help I can't believe more arent preggers because they all bareback me. The girl in Bellevue was really nice I feel bad if I hurt her same with mexican by greenlake there was another by greenlake with big boobs and tatoos tgat would bareback me same with the one by mercer exit tgat sent the guy to jail the girls were desperate for money for drugs or j brown dante red fred it was sad just run away and get help and save them from us creeps I pray for forgiveness for my sins l I ng ago and forgive tgevwomen that hurt me and hope they forgive all of us creeps and find safety and peace".

Can someone translate?

TheOriginalKristy is into group dates and drives a red jeep.

[Rex Hughes]

Real dating sites:

Female profiles.

Dead Profiles are Us.

More than haff of them, I swear.

[Rex Hughes]

Real legit dating sites: Match, EHarmony, Perfect March, Ok Cupid.

For the most part, in five words or less:

Those don't work!!

[GinVermo]

Exactly ST!

To try to prevent encountering a provider with the gps attitude and little to no services provided I made a rule for myself to not see providers younger than 35. Unfortunately there are more older providers that just aren't into having an open menu and it is getting frustrating. Your "checking-out" is something I am starting to feel and being in my 50's I wonder if I am about done.

Happy hunting,

BBHunter.

I haven't connected with a provider in quite some time. Part of that is my waning interest. But mostly, it's the fact (not theory) that advertisers and providers have become two entirely different things. We have lots of ads, and we can certainly spend lots of money. But there are very few providers--at least as we would classically define them.

I agree with both BBH and ST. These little chicks are cute, at least in heavy cosmetics. But their 2-inch plastic nails are asinine and so are their rates. We are the ones paying, while the little girls do less and less. And that's assuming they even respond in a timely, mature manner and actually show up if scheduled! At these prices, there ought to be far fewer limits--if any.

I want a woman that works for me and with me, starting with an on-time connection. I expect to give oral pleasure any way I want and to receive the same--including kissing--without a condom in sight. I expect her to be clean, starting with her breath. BBFS? Absolutely, as long as there is zero risk of pregnancy and no other upcharges of any kind. I've never been afraid of BBFS though I've never expected or demanded it either.

Time was, finding a provider at a reasonable rate was relatively easy to do. These days, it just isn't. While I share the frustrations and the demand for better, I'm not about to reduce myself to one of these whimpering little simps who will pay anything for time and companionship. Where are the prostitutes these days?? I'd love to see the true profession rebound. I really would. But I'm still waiting, and sadly.

[BBHunter425]

Exactly ST!

To try to prevent encountering a provider with the gps attitude and little to no services provided I made a rule for myself to not see providers younger than 35. Unfortunately there are more older providers that just aren't into having an open menu and it is getting frustrating. Your "checking-out" is something I am starting to feel and being in my 50's I wonder if I am about done.

Happy hunting,

BBHunter.

This is basically what my rant a few posts down was about. I don't get guys who pay high-dollar for low-value providers, only to rave about them and can't wait to get in there and see any of them again. I had quite a few guys send PMs telling me that a certain young provider was fantastic, but when I got there she was low-energy, said she doesn't give oral and only likes a couple of positions. She offered BBFS for higher-rate before I even got there, but after arriving I learned it would a very limited experience. Didn't matter that I was the one paying, what mattered is what SHE wanted. She seemed to think that because she was young and hot that it didn't matter if she tried, and honestly there are guys who very obviously want to reward her for that. I ended-up leaving before we got started, really didn't like what I heard and a few other things which made me uncomfortable.

Some guys just get all-thumbs and two left feet around a hot young provider. They'll pay a lot for bad service just to have the honor of being in her company. It's very weird.

Other than that, i've essentially checked-out of the hobby these past couple of weeks, too. Nothing interests me anymore.

[Street Troller]

This is basically what my rant a few posts down was about. I don't get guys who pay high-dollar for low-value providers, only to rave about them and can't wait to get in there and see any of them again. I had quite a few guys send PMs telling me that a certain young provider was fantastic, but when I got there she was low-energy, said she doesn't give oral and only likes a couple of positions. She offered BBFS for higher-rate before I even got there, but after arriving I learned it would a very limited experience. Didn't matter that I was the one paying, what mattered is what SHE wanted. She seemed to think that because she was young and hot that it didn't matter if she tried, and honestly there are guys who very obviously want to reward her for that. I ended-up leaving before we got started, really didn't like what I heard and a few other things which made me uncomfortable.

Some guys just get all-thumbs and two left feet around a hot young provider. They'll pay a lot for bad service just to have the honor of being in her company. It's very weird.

Other than that, i've essentially checked-out of the hobby these past couple of weeks, too. Nothing interests me anymore.

The other part is I don't know what providers think when they are offering $$$ or more for an hour of no kissing, no DATY, and everything covered if they do BJs or CFS with hobbyists paying it and writing reviews claiming they just had the time of their lives. What in the actual f# at & I guess it is great to see women who look like they should be on the cover of Vogue magazine, but if they don't do anything what in the actual hell are you paying for?

[BBHunter425]

Need to vent.

So have been in a "slump" of sorts with trying to find a mature provider near me without driving more than an hour to get GFE services. Part of it is due to the location as I'm down past Olympia and the pickings here absolutely suck. The other part is I don't know what providers think when they are offering $$$ or more for an hour of no kissing, no DATY, and everything covered if they do BJs or CFS with hobbyists paying it and writing reviews claiming they just had the time of their lives. What in the actual f# at & I guess it is great to see women who look like they should be on the cover of Vogue magazine, but if they don't do anything what in the actual hell are you paying for?

I love seeing mature women like Strawberry Blonde out in Fall City who is all about giving it her all (minus BBFS) & it is only $$ for 90 minutes. I mean I would love BBFS but at least she is about providing GFE services. Are those days gone?

Happy hunting!

BBHunter.

[Facials]

Lmao their posts are a roadmap to who he's barebacked, wonder who else they will post about until the mods nuke that handle. I just wonder who the "mexican by greenlake" actually is? Nikki fn luv? Also, if you've been dabbling in this "hobby" for more than a few years and don't understand that they all hate you and only want your money you are delusional. Understand that fact, lowball them and do the dirtiest shit you can with them for the lowest amount.

Nikki would bareback but she was Native and was never by Greenlake. Plus her tits werent huge.

Did he off himself?

[Rodgazina]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....onfess/page742

" I confess.

Men are creeps. Selfish creeps like when my exgirlfriend worked here she would do unspeakable things for money and I would take that money and pay her friend to take it in the ass or her other friend that is now a pornstar to bareback me or the time I took her money and met a really nice girl that was in bellevue the one with the nice dog and jeep. She was nice and sweet and deserved better but I just barebacked her and only came back 1 or 2 times. Or how about the jeep guy with husky plates that would fuck my girlfriend sometimes barebacking her or the dr that would bareback her friend the pornstar. Sometomes I would sit in the closet as the fat truck driver or the retired hotrod driver would come over to bareback her. Then I just take her money and see other ****** for bareback. Like her friend by the uw or the crazy mexican girl by greenlake with really big hooters. Somestimes they fall in love with me and I cut them off. I feel bad because they hate me now and my exgirlfriend hated her clients. I should have warned hotrod guy or truck driver or dr in tacoma or black guy that works for sherriffs dept. They deserved better. Should have warned the bartender with a huge dick that they hated him but I didn't. All the plates were run. She knew everything. I no warn them I just a creep and keep using her money to fuck her friends then she find out and get upset so I keep doing it behind her back and find new girls like the one that drives a red jeep that needed new tires so she pulled a bareback train and that theater in des moines or the one that was an aspiring pornstar that would fuck men and give me money then there were the pimps like J brown red fred dante that would take there money not cool guys but who am I to blame I am the same the milfs I fuck on seeking arrangement for cheap. I was a creep for doing this and so were all the other man. The girls threaten blackmail to make more money and send one guy to jail because he slap one. Other guy almost go to jail crazy life as no one use condom one girl die because of crazy pimp these girls victims and need help I can't believe more arent preggers because they all bareback me. The girl in Bellevue was really nice I feel bad if I hurt her same with mexican by greenlake there was another by greenlake with big boobs and tatoos tgat would bareback me same with the one by mercer exit tgat sent the guy to jail the girls were desperate for money for drugs or j brown dante red fred it was sad just run away and get help and save them from us creeps I pray for forgiveness for my sins l I ng ago and forgive tgevwomen that hurt me and hope they forgive all of us creeps and find safety and peace".

Can someone translate?

Lmao their posts are a roadmap to who he's barebacked, wonder who else they will post about until the mods nuke that handle. I just wonder who the "mexican by greenlake" actually is? Nikki fn luv? Also, if you've been dabbling in this "hobby" for more than a few years and don't understand that they all hate you and only want your money you are delusional. Understand that fact, lowball them and do the dirtiest shit you can with them for the lowest amount.

[CoronaLime]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....onfess/page742

" I confess.

Men are creeps. Selfish creeps like when my exgirlfriend worked here she would do unspeakable things for money and I would take that money and pay her friend to take it in the ass or her other friend that is now a pornstar to bareback me or the time I took her money and met a really nice girl that was in bellevue the one with the nice dog and jeep. She was nice and sweet and deserved better but I just barebacked her and only came back 1 or 2 times. Or how about the jeep guy with husky plates that would fuck my girlfriend sometimes barebacking her or the dr that would bareback her friend the pornstar. Sometomes I would sit in the closet as the fat truck driver or the retired hotrod driver would come over to bareback her. Then I just take her money and see other ****** for bareback. Like her friend by the uw or the crazy mexican girl by greenlake with really big hooters. Somestimes they fall in love with me and I cut them off. I feel bad because they hate me now and my exgirlfriend hated her clients. I should have warned hotrod guy or truck driver or dr in tacoma or black guy that works for sherriffs dept. They deserved better. Should have warned the bartender with a huge dick that they hated him but I didn't. All the plates were run. She knew everything. I no warn them I just a creep and keep using her money to fuck her friends then she find out and get upset so I keep doing it behind her back and find new girls like the one that drives a red jeep that needed new tires so she pulled a bareback train and that theater in des moines or the one that was an aspiring pornstar that would fuck men and give me money then there were the pimps like J brown red fred dante that would take there money not cool guys but who am I to blame I am the same the milfs I fuck on seeking arrangement for cheap. I was a creep for doing this and so were all the other man. The girls threaten blackmail to make more money and send one guy to jail because he slap one. Other guy almost go to jail crazy life as no one use condom one girl die because of crazy pimp these girls victims and need help I can't believe more arent preggers because they all bareback me. The girl in Bellevue was really nice I feel bad if I hurt her same with mexican by greenlake there was another by greenlake with big boobs and tatoos tgat would bareback me same with the one by mercer exit tgat sent the guy to jail the girls were desperate for money for drugs or j brown dante red fred it was sad just run away and get help and save them from us creeps I pray for forgiveness for my sins l I ng ago and forgive tgevwomen that hurt me and hope they forgive all of us creeps and find safety and peace".

Can someone translate?

[DickIncider12]

How come when people eat food and it has no taste everyone says it doesn't taste good but when people eat pussy and has no taste everyone says it taste good?

[DickIncider12]

There a few things I noticed about the hobby. There are people that:

A. Just want to get laid (by anyone or anything), I honestly think that's the majority on this and the other board.

B. Just want to get fucked by someone hotter than they have at home or they can get on a date.

C. Want a woman that will do BJs, Anal or whatever their S. O. Doesn't do.

There are smaller groups but I think these are the main ones. The reason I believe the majority is group A is because I see people here (and the other board) rave about people they met and then go to their profile or ad, see their photo and involuntarily say, "Ewwww" out loud. Most of the women that guys are fucking and paying for, I wouldn't fuck for free. Several of them would need to pay me for fucking them. I mean there are people bare backing women that are so gross that I'm surprised their dicks don't fall off a week later. My mouth still hangs open when I regularly read guy that writes, "it smelled terrible below, but I already paid so I went ahead. " People in Group A, don't give a fuck about conversation, all they want is to pay the money and have her put out and go home. If she puts a bare minimum of effort into the act, then she's a rock star.

Obviously, you're not one of them and are hoping to find someone more stimulating than a wet hole. It's why I do the sugar baby thing. I can get laid at home whenever I want. I can go out to a bar and hook up with someone with a little effort, but I won't be getting laid by some hot 25 YO. With sugar babies, I get the hot, young thing and they are interested in keeping me happy, so I get more enthusiasm. I don't treat them like escorts, so I don't have many of the issues other people here do. I don't try and negotiate a price for getting laid before we meet, they want to believe they aren't escorts and doing that ruins that self-delusion. Yes, it costs more, but I'd rather pay $300-500 for an enthusiastic hot woman, than $150-600 for a clock watching, fugly, woman with a bad attitude.

For me it's all about looks and youth I like the challenge of going to strip clubs also find the hottest girl who won't do extras in the club get them converted to sugar babies to see outside the club mix that with alcohol once they hang out and trust you boom some of the best sex with hottest girls ever for me. Then take them on trips even more fun. Bikini baristas are even harder to convince for this but once you find one it's awesome. Takes lots of time money and are&D but I like the challenge and also knowing that 1000 dudes aren't fucking her maybe just a few LOL.

But yeah I am with you about all these glowing reviews of old nasty fuglies guys rave about over 90% of these chicks you can pay me enough to fuck cause I wouldn't be able to get hard haha.

[Michael1967]

So after a few interactions with some providers online, I've been wondering what motivates you guys to see some of these women. What I mean is that lately I've received a few PMs from people saying, "you should see this girl", but when I contact her she's usually very limited menu but demands a high price. It becomes apparent that some of you are only seeing her because she's young and hot and that seems to be the ONLY thing you're there for. She has the personality of a brick, can't use words, won't suck a dick and expects you to get it up yourself and probably stares at Facebook while you're boning her from the back. I get that we all like attractive, younger (legal) hotties, but damn if she can't provide a personality and some service without millions of "no's", why do you guys insist she's great? Myself, I'm not there to look at her and appreciate her beauty, I can go to an art gallery for that. I'm there to stick it to her and get it on.

I realize we're all after and appreciate different things. But it seems as though meeting a provider and actually getting laid is the last thing some of you enjoy, LOL.

Or maybe it's just me lately?

I'm not referring to any single provider in particular, just a couple who have come across as recommendations. However, others have shared and some GREAT recommendations, so it ain't all bad. I've found the under-the-radar providers to be the best ones.

There a few things I noticed about the hobby. There are people that:

A. Just want to get laid (by anyone or anything), I honestly think that's the majority on this and the other board.

B. Just want to get fucked by someone hotter than they have at home or they can get on a date.

C. Want a woman that will do BJs, Anal or whatever their S. O. Doesn't do.

There are smaller groups but I think these are the main ones. The reason I believe the majority is group A is because I see people here (and the other board) rave about people they met and then go to their profile or ad, see their photo and involuntarily say, "Ewwww" out loud. Most of the women that guys are fucking and paying for, I wouldn't fuck for free. Several of them would need to pay me for fucking them. I mean there are people bare backing women that are so gross that I'm surprised their dicks don't fall off a week later. My mouth still hangs open when I regularly read guy that writes, "it smelled terrible below, but I already paid so I went ahead. " People in Group A, don't give a fuck about conversation, all they want is to pay the money and have her put out and go home. If she puts a bare minimum of effort into the act, then she's a rock star.

Obviously, you're not one of them and are hoping to find someone more stimulating than a wet hole. It's why I do the sugar baby thing. I can get laid at home whenever I want. I can go out to a bar and hook up with someone with a little effort, but I won't be getting laid by some hot 25 YO. With sugar babies, I get the hot, young thing and they are interested in keeping me happy, so I get more enthusiasm. I don't treat them like escorts, so I don't have many of the issues other people here do. I don't try and negotiate a price for getting laid before we meet, they want to believe they aren't escorts and doing that ruins that self-delusion. Yes, it costs more, but I'd rather pay $300-500 for an enthusiastic hot woman, than $150-600 for a clock watching, fugly, woman with a bad attitude.