Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Rex Hughes]

Kertyschoo!

[Street Troller]

So after a few interactions with some providers online, I've been wondering what motivates you guys to see some of these women. What I mean is that lately I've received a few PMs from people saying, "you should see this girl", but when I contact her she's usually very limited menu but demands a high price. It becomes apparent that some of you are only seeing her because she's young and hot and that seems to be the ONLY thing you're there for. She has the personality of a brick, can't use words, won't suck a dick and expects you to get it up yourself and probably stares at Facebook while you're boning her from the back. I get that we all like attractive, younger (legal) hotties, but damn if she can't provide a personality and some service without millions of "no's", why do you guys insist she's great? Myself, I'm not there to look at her and appreciate her beauty, I can go to an art gallery for that. I'm there to stick it to her and get it on.

I realize we're all after and appreciate different things. But it seems as though meeting a provider and actually getting laid is the last thing some of you enjoy, LOL.

Or maybe it's just me lately?

I'm not referring to any single provider in particular, just a couple who have come across as recommendations. However, others have shared and some GREAT recommendations, so it ain't all bad. I've found the under-the-radar providers to be the best ones.

[Marko Ramius]

Yes, I've been feeling this way for quite some time.

At this point I just don't have the time or patience to put up with all the silliness. Unless things change dramatically I'm sticking to sugar girls or the (sometimes old) ladies at AMPs. Honestly even though the sugar girls are often a pain to deal with they aren't as twilight zoned as the working girls on STG or TNA. And life is too friggin' short to spend any of it in the parking lots of sketchy motels waiting for some skank to wake up from her drug stupor and answer your texts.

Okay here's a real rant...

[Michael1967]

Okay here's a real rant. I don't understand how these gals can run a ho business. You try for weeks to get ahold of them, then out of the blue one day you get a text, "hey". That's it, just "hey". So you check your hobby phone (because you all have a separate hobby phone, right? Tell me you do) hours after she sent the text message and you respond, "What's up?". An hour goes by and she replies to your text, "want to meet?". 30 minutes after she sends that message you see it and respond, "I can, but I need to know when and where". An hour goes by and she finally responds, "I can meet right now". "Well I can't meet right now, you have to give me at least a bit of notice. How about tonight?"

She completely stops communicating.

So I sent a follow-up later on, "how about you give me a bit of a heads-up as to what times typically work for you? Days? Nights? In what area are you typically in most of the time? Help me out here. Otherwise if just pop-in on me at random, big big chance I won't be able to just drop what I'm doing to meet YOUR needs".

You know, I don't expect these girls to be Harvard Business School graduates, but I do expect them to help me out when I'm trying to spend my money on them. Use complete sentences and be descriptive, use words to describe time frames and general locales. If this were translated into a real brick-and-mortar business, it would be the equivalent of continually stopping-in at a breakfast joint only to have it be closed every time. Suddenly they open at 11 am and expect you to know that you only have two hours to come in and get an order before they close at 1 pm. How the fuck can anyone run a business like that? You want money or not?

Jesus, if you want my money then fucking help me out here. God dammit. Money flows from me to you, I don't work to spend it, you have to work to earn it.

Ugh, fucking frustrates me to no end, particularly since my pipeline has been draining-dry the past year which is unusual for me.

Tried to meet up with one a couple of weeks ago. I texted them, introduced myself, asked their rate and approximate location and asked if they had an incall and were available. 10 hours later, I get a response that she's available and has an incall and wants to know when I can pick her up and take her to her incall.

She didn't give me a rate. I had no clue where she was at, she posts in Tukwila, Tacoma, Puyallup and Auburn and it was 10 hours later, hell I don't even know if I can get away. So, I ask the questions again, rate and approximate location. Silence. I moved on.

[BillyKlub]

Okay here's a real rant. I don't understand how these gals can run a ho business. You try for weeks to get ahold of them, then out of the blue one day you get a text, "hey". That's it, just "hey". So you check your hobby phone (because you all have a separate hobby phone, right? Tell me you do) hours after she sent the text message and you respond, "What's up?". An hour goes by and she replies to your text, "want to meet?". 30 minutes after she sends that message you see it and respond, "I can, but I need to know when and where". An hour goes by and she finally responds, "I can meet right now". "Well I can't meet right now, you have to give me at least a bit of notice. How about tonight?"

She completely stops communicating.

So I sent a follow-up later on, "how about you give me a bit of a heads-up as to what times typically work for you? Days? Nights? In what area are you typically in most of the time? Help me out here. Otherwise if just pop-in on me at random, big big chance I won't be able to just drop what I'm doing to meet YOUR needs".

You know, I don't expect these girls to be Harvard Business School graduates, but I do expect them to help me out when I'm trying to spend my money on them. Use complete sentences and be descriptive, use words to describe time frames and general locales. If this were translated into a real brick-and-mortar business, it would be the equivalent of continually stopping-in at a breakfast joint only to have it be closed every time. Suddenly they open at 11 am and expect you to know that you only have two hours to come in and get an order before they close at 1 pm. How the fuck can anyone run a business like that? You want money or not?

Jesus, if you want my money then fucking help me out here. God dammit. Money flows from me to you, I don't work to spend it, you have to work to earn it.

Ugh, fucking frustrates me to no end, particularly since my pipeline has been draining-dry the past year which is unusual for me.

Lately it's gotten worse for me too over the past year or two. My old reliables became way less reliable. Text me the next day like now I'm available now. Or my favorite. 2-3 days go by and they are like I fell asleep. Or I was driving. Cool.

I tell you I've taken the last few months off and I'm about ready to throw in the towel!

[Rodgazina]

Okay here's a real rant. I don't understand how these gals can run a ho business. You try for weeks to get ahold of them, then out of the blue one day you get a text, "hey". That's it, just "hey". So you check your hobby phone (because you all have a separate hobby phone, right? Tell me you do) hours after she sent the text message and you respond, "What's up?". An hour goes by and she replies to your text, "want to meet?". 30 minutes after she sends that message you see it and respond, "I can, but I need to know when and where". An hour goes by and she finally responds, "I can meet right now". "Well I can't meet right now, you have to give me at least a bit of notice. How about tonight?"

She completely stops communicating.

So I sent a follow-up later on, "how about you give me a bit of a heads-up as to what times typically work for you? Days? Nights? In what area are you typically in most of the time? Help me out here. Otherwise if just pop-in on me at random, big big chance I won't be able to just drop what I'm doing to meet YOUR needs".

You know, I don't expect these girls to be Harvard Business School graduates, but I do expect them to help me out when I'm trying to spend my money on them. Use complete sentences and be descriptive, use words to describe time frames and general locales. If this were translated into a real brick-and-mortar business, it would be the equivalent of continually stopping-in at a breakfast joint only to have it be closed every time. Suddenly they open at 11 am and expect you to know that you only have two hours to come in and get an order before they close at 1 pm. How the fuck can anyone run a business like that? You want money or not?

Jesus, if you want my money then fucking help me out here. God dammit. Money flows from me to you, I don't work to spend it, you have to work to earn it.

Ugh, fucking frustrates me to no end, particularly since my pipeline has been draining-dry the past year which is unusual for me.

Just the state of the game right now, unfortunately. Its this way across the board, 90% of them I contact do the EXACT same shit and then get mad at YOU for being a "time waster" or a flake if you can't make their split second "I'm available now" text hours later. Its a combination of things culminating to make this one of the worst times to poon. Between the drugs, the free flowing stimmy money, overpaying simps in the Seattle metro & the * shit inflating self esteem and the rates along with it for at best 6/10's its a nightmare. I've "given" up several times and gone weeks without, but come check back in to see if its gotten better. It hasn't and likely won't for a while. Hobby needs a hard reset.

[Street Troller]

Okay here's a real rant. I don't understand how these gals can run a ho business. You try for weeks to get ahold of them, then out of the blue one day you get a text, "hey". That's it, just "hey". So you check your hobby phone (because you all have a separate hobby phone, right? Tell me you do) hours after she sent the text message and you respond, "What's up?". An hour goes by and she replies to your text, "want to meet?". 30 minutes after she sends that message you see it and respond, "I can, but I need to know when and where". An hour goes by and she finally responds, "I can meet right now". "Well I can't meet right now, you have to give me at least a bit of notice. How about tonight?"

She completely stops communicating.

So I sent a follow-up later on, "how about you give me a bit of a heads-up as to what times typically work for you? Days? Nights? In what area are you typically in most of the time? Help me out here. Otherwise if just pop-in on me at random, big big chance I won't be able to just drop what I'm doing to meet YOUR needs".

You know, I don't expect these girls to be Harvard Business School graduates, but I do expect them to help me out when I'm trying to spend my money on them. Use complete sentences and be descriptive, use words to describe time frames and general locales. If this were translated into a real brick-and-mortar business, it would be the equivalent of continually stopping-in at a breakfast joint only to have it be closed every time. Suddenly they open at 11 am and expect you to know that you only have two hours to come in and get an order before they close at 1 pm. How the fuck can anyone run a business like that? You want money or not?

Jesus, if you want my money then fucking help me out here. God dammit. Money flows from me to you, I don't work to spend it, you have to work to earn it.

Ugh, fucking frustrates me to no end, particularly since my pipeline has been draining-dry the past year which is unusual for me.

[Leftai2000]

You're not wrong! You're completely right! There's a good reason it isn't called Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore: It isn't. Not anymore.

Time was, Harland Sanders perfected a recipe, a technique and a set of standards. You followed them to the letter, or you didn't sell his product. Period. There was no negotiation, and that's why it was so good for so long. There is no chance that what they're doing today at KFC would pass muster, and it certainly wouldn't achieve the tremendous success that Sanders did. Sanders was a damned good cook! There are no longer any cooks in those outlets they call KFC.

They may still have the original, handwritten recipes and methods. But they sure aren't using them. That's why so many of us, who remember the real stuff, have also given up. Rant over!

I do kind of understand why they changed. Occasionally, you'd get a drumstick or thigh (I don't care for white meat) that was a bit undercooked, so it was red next to the bone.

The solutiong was easy, throw the undercooked pieces in a 350 oven for 15-20 minutes to finsh the cokking process, and it was still fabulous.

Unfortunately, that probably led to any number of lawsuits, thus the change in the way they cook it.

I've learned how to deep fry chicken legs and thighs so they are close to the old KFC, so I'm good, just a shame they changed!

[GinVermo]

As much as I used to love KFC, I had to quit eating there. Sometime in the last 8-10 years, they changed the way they cook their chicken.

Back in the day, the original recipe (I was never a crispy fan) was tender and juicy with a nice flaky batter. It was rich, flavorful, and just fabulous!

Now, it doesn't look the same, because they cook it until it's dead, dead, dead. They cook the life and flavor out of it, and it is like eating chicken jerky (only a little hyperbole there.).

After the last few times I tried it, I gave up. Every once in a while, I'll stop in and ask them to show me a piece of original, and I can tell by looking at it, that it will be not good.

I haven't found anything to replace it, although I make a deep fried version at home that's close. I guess I'm just a grumpy old man, you know, the guy that gripes about how.

Nothing is the same, but I don't feel I'm wrong about KFC.

You're not wrong! You're completely right! There's a good reason it isn't called Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore: It isn't. Not anymore.

Time was, Harland Sanders perfected a recipe, a technique and a set of standards. You followed them to the letter, or you didn't sell his product. Period. There was no negotiation, and that's why it was so good for so long. There is no chance that what they're doing today at KFC would pass muster, and it certainly wouldn't achieve the tremendous success that Sanders did. Sanders was a damned good cook! There are no longer any cooks in those outlets they call KFC.

They may still have the original, handwritten recipes and methods. But they sure aren't using them. That's why so many of us, who remember the real stuff, have also given up. Rant over!

[DrtyHarry]

I have not eaten KFC is ages. You should try either "Heaven Sent" or "Ezell's" - They both really know how to make good fried chicken.

https://www.cookiescountrychicken.com/

Thanks I will try it out.

[AussieFury]

I know this might belong in the KA or Massage Parlor section, but I think this can also fit here.

I'm a good guy. I have a generous side. I can be very good to people.

I'm also very emotional. That would be fair to say and conclude, wouldn't it?

#emotional.

As mentioned, 6 total dates with the Chinese Trickery Group. 3 were great (Vivi 2, Nana), and 3 were downright frustrating (Xixi, Lisa and Rachel). Unfortunately, the last one was a bad one, with Rachel.

I told the booker that service was bad and rushed. The booker said "I'm so sorry" and "next time, I'll book you with a girl who gives the best service. " (I know we've all heard that before).

I texted back, that "I was tired of basically a 50% chance of a great date, and equally a terrible date," and that "there won't be a next time, because I'm moving on. Thanks for all of your help and patience with me during booking. But, I'm moving on. " I haven't booked with them since.

The GOOD about this Chinese Trickery Group: When they're good, they're good. AND, compared to those Euro Touch and VIP Spa and Queen Massage on the 99, this group has women who CAN pass for under 35.

If anything, I try to be fair. Back to real life, if a girl asked me out to Tolo, and I turned her down (even done politely), I fully realize, that should I later become interested in HER, she could justifiably say "You had your chance, when I asked you to Tolo. You declined. You can't think that you can just unilaterally come back to me, and think I'm still going to want to date you. " And, she'd be right.

To note: I did not curse out, threaten, or name call to the Chinese Trickery Group booker. The worst name that I called them was "major disappointment. " That's nothing horrendous to call somebody.

Assume that I'm telling the story accurately. Would this Chinese Trickery Group likely let me book with them again? Even if it's 200 for possible BBBJ (usually no kissing), and a RUSHED 30 minutes total (including the shower), for a guy who craves a decent looking woman under 37, they are among the best value.

Because, they could very well say to me, "You gave us The Finger. We're now going to give YOU The Finger!

They just want your money, bro. If you have money they will let you in.

[Tippover11]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....t%92s-have-fun!

Sounds to me like she doesn't really want to be a provider, but if some cuck pays the fee then WTF. Ridiculous to pay that for all safe, no nothing. I want some of what she's smokin.

[Syu425]

Rex they will let you back in as long as you got $$ they don't care. I have told them many time which girl sucks.

[Street Troller]

You guys are all writing your own death certificates.

"Death via fried chicken".

I recommend that while you're parked along the stroll and watching SWs that you get out of your cars and do 20 air squats and 25 burpees. Maybe some push-ups as well. That'll also get your heart-rates going and prime you for bonin' some hottie.

I'm here to help you.

[Stuntbbc]

I have not eaten KFC is ages. You should try either "Heaven Sent" or "Ezell's" - They both really know how to make good fried chicken.

https://www.cookiescountrychicken.com/