Massage Parlor Reports

**BangWarrior** · 07-11-21 17:08

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2490148

Directed me to a high end residential apartment and after I entered the lobby asked for half the fee upfront to come down and fetch me.

I was suspicious seeing the building. Parking was very expensive too.

**GMan25** · 07-11-21 16:08

Originally Posted by MwmChicago [View Original Post]

Want to try out an Asian apt girl in Downers Grove tomorrow. Never done the Apt girls before and don't like the haggle before the act with the spas. Do they expect a tip on top of the $140 hhr /$160 hr rates? If so, what's standard?

Looking to check out this place which got s great review on here but now I can't find it. Thanks in advance and will report back afterwards.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/2015416

The price is usually a flat rate, however there are exceptions. For example, the place known as 2188 has a flat rate that is for basic service and then an upsell or higher starting rate for moving closer to gee. However, just go, and report back.

**MwmChicago** · 07-11-21 14:28

Want to try out an Asian apt girl in Downers Grove tomorrow. Never done the Apt girls before and don't like the haggle before the act with the spas. Do they expect a tip on top of the $140 hhr /$160 hr rates? If so, what's standard?

Looking to check out this place which got s great review on here but now I can't find it. Thanks in advance and will report back afterwards.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/2015416

**Pau Ford** · 07-11-21 14:10

This is Sofia. She's been reviewed many many times on these boards including just this week on the EMP board, See post here shorturl.at/dmtAZ and subsequent discussion from this week.

She's been doing this for years. Seductive advertising but doesn't deliver. Quick google search of that address and / or phone # in her CL ad brings up Sofia's info and had you searched the boards for her you'd see a long trail of reviews going back years that are all stating the same outcome (or lack there of). With all due respect you really don't have anyone to blame but yourself for not doing any DD in advance. Not like it was difficult DD either it was about as easy to find info as you can get on these boards.

At least now you know and can save yourself from going back many times hoping for different results.

Originally Posted by LifeGuy [View Original Post]

2644 E Dempster.
Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

Originally Posted by Jayp80 [View Original Post]

Blame your fellow hobbyists, there are many that get nothing. Come back 5 times gets some accidental grazing. Comes back 10 more times and finally get HE. The ladies know that game and the reward for holding out hope for more on the next visit.

**TooFull** · 07-11-21 14:02

Originally Posted by LifeGuy [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

Check the EMP thread. I also responded to the CL ad. Had a very similar experience. Apparently, she has been pulling this scam for many years under different names. Everyone beware.

**Jayp80** · 07-11-21 13:53

Originally Posted by LifeGuy [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

Blame your fellow hobbyists, there are many that get nothing. Come back 5 times gets some accidental grazing. Comes back 10 more times and finally get HE. The ladies know that game and the reward for holding out hope for more on the next visit.

**MwmChicago** · 07-11-21 13:46

Never done the Asian apt girls and was wondering if the $160 hr /$140 hhr rates they charge are the full charge or is a tip expected? Want to hit this place tomorrow and just want to be prepared and not over pay. Hoping for BBBJ and CFS. Thanks in advance!

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/2015416

**Dr Manhattan** · 07-11-21 13:26

Originally Posted by LifeGuy [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

I'm personally experiencing the same in other places. It's not just you. Hearing it from others as well. A few short years ago, if you told somebody you were seeking something sensual, they'd either ignore you entirely or bring you in for the desired treatment. I've had a recent experience where a practitioner agrees to such a session in the nude and proceeds to get bent out of shape over the requested finish or SS. Did extended covid restrictions cause legit yet naive MT's to become money-hungry and totally willing to take extreme chances with client requests? Seems like a recipe for disaster on both ends.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 07-11-21 13:19

Originally Posted by LifeGuy [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

It would be nice to know what place this is, so it could be avoided. Seemed strange to me that an address on a main road such as Dempter, wouldn't have pictures on Google Maps.

**EdCarbone** · 07-11-21 13:09

Originally Posted by LifeGuy [View Original Post]

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

Have a link to the ad?

**LifeGuy** · 07-11-21 12:45

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

**SammiJoon** · 07-11-21 10:16

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Looks like a new one at 109 in Waukegan. Usually some of the girls at 109 also operate in Logan Square. 109 is legit, but this girl is new. Anyone had her in Logan Square?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu.../12821260.html

PM me if you prefer

What do you mean by legit? I had two of the girls one was Sophie and another one with tattoo in Logan and nothing happened. I heard Sara may provide more but she is on the chubby side. Not my type.

**IggyD** · 07-11-21 10:14

The one on Archer?

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

Yeah it's her there. I can confirm.

**EdCarbone** · 07-10-21 18:28

Looks like a new one at 109 in Waukegan. Usually some of the girls at 109 also operate in Logan Square. 109 is legit, but this girl is new. Anyone had her in Logan Square?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu.../12821260.html

PM me if you prefer

**Misonite** · 07-09-21 15:19

New member. Have tried couple places in the area, and most providers are on the mature side (40). Interested in someone a bit younger (20's, 30's). Came across these two postings. Has anyone tried? Experience?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/219736

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311

https://chicago.rubratings.com/152016

In general, are the offerings better downtown?