Massage Parlor Reports

**Tungsten99** · 07-02-21 20:21

I was looking for a good hour massage with maybe a HJ finish today, so I wanted to stay away from the regular places where I get more (for more $). I had always been curious about the West Linn place, so I headed over there.

There had not been anything mentioned here about the place in a while, but what was written led me to believe that I get a decent hour massage with a HJ.

Nope. The older (50's) unattractive woman made me wait 10 minutes, then she came into the room and said she couldn't do an hour, only a half hour. I was disappointed but already naked on the table, so I said OK and gave her a Grant.

The "massage" consisted of weak pressure, mostly one-handed for about 5 minutes before she told me to flip. Sign language followed for all services -- everything was available. I went for the HJ because I didn't want anything other than her hands on me -- she wasn't appealing to me at all. She mimed taking off the dress, but I shook my head. I did not want to see what was under there. No money was discussed at any time.

The HJ was the worst ever. Jackhammer from the start before I was hard. I had to grab her hand to slow her down a few times. Finally I managed to get hard and finish. The whole thing lasted less than 15 minutes.

I just said, "That's it? I paid for a half hour. ".

"Busy today. ".

"Well, no tip then. ".

She was Ok with that, and I left sore and disappointed.

What a waste of time. If you want no massage and full service with an unattractive Chinese woman, this is your place. Do not go if you want a massage and a nice hand finish.

**UncleChu** · 07-02-21 20:05

The spot on 99 and Hall by Joanne's put in ceilings. Much harder to hear your neighbors now, which means the girls get to make louder fake moans.

**Dexxzy** · 07-02-21 19:56

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

It just went downhill. It was a nice place some months ago. The traffic blew up the rates and minimized the time.

IMO it bounced back.

There were definitely a few very positive and overly descriptive reviews a few months ago that caused traffic to blow up and service to go way down.

P.S. Still searching for Lala (tall-ish girl with lots of tattoos, if you know where please PM!

**ORTailBlazer** · 07-02-21 16:27

Originally Posted by HkdigWeed [View Original Post]

Wait sunshine is closed permanently? I thought it was just closed for the day a report spoke to going to angel.

It just went downhill. It was a nice place some months ago. The traffic blew up the rates and minimized the time.

**HkdigWeed** · 07-01-21 17:43

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

... I know the menu since sunshine went down I am sticking to the utr. I would like to meet Mia but heard she asks for 2 as well sometimes. Oh well good luck out there. Every once in awhile we get lucky.

Wait sunshine is closed permanently? I thought it was just closed for the day a report spoke to going to angel.

**Phantxtc** · 06-30-21 19:15

Originally Posted by BeavertronDoug [View Original Post]

Any recent intel on Foot Spa on TV Hwy? They've been plastering RR with ads that have obviously fake pics, advertising "young girls" and table showers. I've seen some reviews here that confirm HE is available, but just wondering about the girls they have. Do they have any reasonably attractive women under 30-35? Or is it the same fat old ladies that everywhere else on the west side seems to have right now? And do they really have a table shower?

Was there a few days ago. Same older ladies that have always been there. Yes they have a table shower. HE every time but that's pretty much the extent of what I've gotten or wanted there.

**Pdx Person** · 06-30-21 14:52

Younger gal, not tiny but reasonably attractive. Started off with an awesome, thorough table shower. Straight from that to "what you want" showing off her nice tail end. Said let's start with a massage which lasted maybe 15 minutes but was decent while it lasted. Flipped for a standard average finish. Got the impression more was on the table but I don't partake, the gf wouldn't be happy with that.

Paid for an hour+shower, got about 30 minutes total. I hesitated to tip the standard tip due to being shorted on time.

**BeavertronDoug** · 06-30-21 10:15

Any recent intel on Foot Spa on TV Hwy? They've been plastering RR with ads that have obviously fake pics, advertising "young girls" and table showers. I've seen some reviews here that confirm HE is available, but just wondering about the girls they have. Do they have any reasonably attractive women under 30-35? Or is it the same fat old ladies that everywhere else on the west side seems to have right now? And do they really have a table shower?

**Trumpeter** · 06-30-21 02:15

I'm slow on reporting a visit of mine to the beautiful place on Powell. I had planned on visiting another place in the area but the girl I wanted was busy and I didn't have time to wait it out. I had seen good reviews for the place on Powell and decided to check it out.

There were two girls out front when I walked in and one was wearing a nice little skirt that got my engine running. I decided to try out the hour. She told me she had just come over from China a month ago. I question that, given the restrictions on travel and that she had better than usual English.

She was younger, probably early 30's and seemed cute. In the room I told her I was OK if she took her mask off. I should have had her leave it on because she wasn't as cute as I was expecting. The massage was OK. She was fine with some OTC touching but not near the fun bits. I was rubbing her legs while I was still on my front and she was near my head. She started moaning like she was about to cum. A little over-the-top fake for me. An OK standard ending. I think more was available but that's all I wanted. I won't be back.

**Benson008** · 06-30-21 00:22

Thanks for saving me from the grief of meeting another Linda. I have been tempted to visit because it is so close to home.

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

A place next to taphoria which is fairly new I stopped in and was greeted by a reasonably normal lady in which you would encounter in a AMP.

The facility, was clean and no odd smells, pretty new in appearance inside from what I seen of the establishment, weak signage outside.

The girl, linda, she was not a small frame skinny lady but a little more than the average frame and looked nice, no makeup, well dressed in a short one piece dress, I thought good solid massage was coming, wrong, paid the hour fee, no change given until the end of the visit, weak english.

The massage, weak from the start, maybe she was having an off day, kept doing the one hand massage while she was texting with the other, left the room 4 times in less than 30 minutes, only one person came in during the time I was there, I originally asked an hour which was no problem but the 4th time she left the room I told her get a hot towel I'm done only 30 minutes, I knew what was coming as she landed the other customer in another room, a hurried extra of any sort and the busy now line as soon as she came back the fingers running up the thighs going for the extra quick tip which did not happen as I cut it all short.

Will I go back? Not with this girl.

Don't know what it is with lindas and cindys.

**NoFearToTry** · 06-29-21 16:12

A place next to taphoria which is fairly new I stopped in and was greeted by a reasonably normal lady in which you would encounter in a AMP.

The facility, was clean and no odd smells, pretty new in appearance inside from what I seen of the establishment, weak signage outside.

The girl, linda, she was not a small frame skinny lady but a little more than the average frame and looked nice, no makeup, well dressed in a short one piece dress, I thought good solid massage was coming, wrong, paid the hour fee, no change given until the end of the visit, weak english.

The massage, weak from the start, maybe she was having an off day, kept doing the one hand massage while she was texting with the other, left the room 4 times in less than 30 minutes, only one person came in during the time I was there, I originally asked an hour which was no problem but the 4th time she left the room I told her get a hot towel I'm done only 30 minutes, I knew what was coming as she landed the other customer in another room, a hurried extra of any sort and the busy now line as soon as she came back the fingers running up the thighs going for the extra quick tip which did not happen as I cut it all short.

Will I go back? Not with this girl.

Don't know what it is with lindas and cindys.

**Pdx Person** · 06-29-21 02:08

Appreciate the info. Thank you!

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

Yes she clearly said she only worked weekends. I'm fairly sure she said Friday-Sunday, but I may be wrong on Friday. Name was April.

**Trux1** · 06-28-21 16:57

Originally Posted by PdxPerson [View Original Post]

I want to try her out after your report. Skipped this weekend cause I had a massage scheduled at the school downtown but they cancelled due to the heat.

Do you think she works just Saturday / Sunday? Did you catch a name by chance?

Yes she clearly said she only worked weekends. I'm fairly sure she said Friday-Sunday, but I may be wrong on Friday. Name was April.

**Pdx Person** · 06-28-21 15:20

I want to try her out after your report. Skipped this weekend cause I had a massage scheduled at the school downtown but they cancelled due to the heat.

Do you think she works just Saturday / Sunday? Did you catch a name by chance?

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

Swung by ZenPro in Vancouver. I'd stopped a few weeks ago and wasn't interested in what I saw. Have noticed zero cars parked there for weeks so I figured I'd stop by again.

Girl that was working was very pretty, very fit, legit mid 20's. Spoke near perfect English. Figured I'd roll the dice.

The good- pretty girl, got every minute of the time I paid for. Massage was excellent. Easy, lively conversation. Was not interrupted even once. Cannot remember the last time I had all those.

The let down- strictly legit massage. Walls do not go to the ceiling.

I know some people keep asking for one or more of the things I experienced so I figured I'd throw this one out. The girl said she only worked weekends.

**MoDick503** · 06-28-21 12:01

Thanks for the review I went and checked it out last week and had the best HE I've ever gotten, I sadly forgot to get the girls name but I will be back soon.

Originally Posted by SrGuy [View Original Post]

I stumbled upon an ad last week that intrigued me enough to check it out. It's where the Shangri La Massage / Foot place was, near VanMall. The therapist, named Lulu, had firm B / C breasts with puffy nipples, and no nether hair: I learned those facts while we were still in the lobby! We started with me on my back, and after some serious UTC roaming settled on. 8 for full exposure and free roaming. Very pleasant, and she demonstrated excellent control of her internal muscles. The big surprise came a bit later: the best massage I've ever gotten at an AMP.

For those who may want to know, I didn't ask about advanced services but seriously suspect that they are available. Oh, one last thing. She has a good grasp on the English language.