Massage Parlor Reports

[Benson008]

Thanks for saving me from the grief of meeting another Linda. I have been tempted to visit because it is so close to home.

A place next to taphoria which is fairly new I stopped in and was greeted by a reasonably normal lady in which you would encounter in a AMP.

The facility, was clean and no odd smells, pretty new in appearance inside from what I seen of the establishment, weak signage outside.

The girl, linda, she was not a small frame skinny lady but a little more than the average frame and looked nice, no makeup, well dressed in a short one piece dress, I thought good solid massage was coming, wrong, paid the hour fee, no change given until the end of the visit, weak english.

The massage, weak from the start, maybe she was having an off day, kept doing the one hand massage while she was texting with the other, left the room 4 times in less than 30 minutes, only one person came in during the time I was there, I originally asked an hour which was no problem but the 4th time she left the room I told her get a hot towel I'm done only 30 minutes, I knew what was coming as she landed the other customer in another room, a hurried extra of any sort and the busy now line as soon as she came back the fingers running up the thighs going for the extra quick tip which did not happen as I cut it all short.

Will I go back? Not with this girl.

Don't know what it is with lindas and cindys.

[NoFearToTry]

A place next to taphoria which is fairly new I stopped in and was greeted by a reasonably normal lady in which you would encounter in a AMP.

The facility, was clean and no odd smells, pretty new in appearance inside from what I seen of the establishment, weak signage outside.

The girl, linda, she was not a small frame skinny lady but a little more than the average frame and looked nice, no makeup, well dressed in a short one piece dress, I thought good solid massage was coming, wrong, paid the hour fee, no change given until the end of the visit, weak english.

The massage, weak from the start, maybe she was having an off day, kept doing the one hand massage while she was texting with the other, left the room 4 times in less than 30 minutes, only one person came in during the time I was there, I originally asked an hour which was no problem but the 4th time she left the room I told her get a hot towel I'm done only 30 minutes, I knew what was coming as she landed the other customer in another room, a hurried extra of any sort and the busy now line as soon as she came back the fingers running up the thighs going for the extra quick tip which did not happen as I cut it all short.

Will I go back? Not with this girl.

Don't know what it is with lindas and cindys.

[Pdx Person]

Appreciate the info. Thank you!

Yes she clearly said she only worked weekends. I'm fairly sure she said Friday-Sunday, but I may be wrong on Friday. Name was April.

[Trux1]

I want to try her out after your report. Skipped this weekend cause I had a massage scheduled at the school downtown but they cancelled due to the heat.

Do you think she works just Saturday / Sunday? Did you catch a name by chance?

Yes she clearly said she only worked weekends. I'm fairly sure she said Friday-Sunday, but I may be wrong on Friday. Name was April.

[Pdx Person]

I want to try her out after your report. Skipped this weekend cause I had a massage scheduled at the school downtown but they cancelled due to the heat.

Do you think she works just Saturday / Sunday? Did you catch a name by chance?

Swung by ZenPro in Vancouver. I'd stopped a few weeks ago and wasn't interested in what I saw. Have noticed zero cars parked there for weeks so I figured I'd stop by again.

Girl that was working was very pretty, very fit, legit mid 20's. Spoke near perfect English. Figured I'd roll the dice.

The good- pretty girl, got every minute of the time I paid for. Massage was excellent. Easy, lively conversation. Was not interrupted even once. Cannot remember the last time I had all those.

The let down- strictly legit massage. Walls do not go to the ceiling.

I know some people keep asking for one or more of the things I experienced so I figured I'd throw this one out. The girl said she only worked weekends.

[MoDick503]

Thanks for the review I went and checked it out last week and had the best HE I've ever gotten, I sadly forgot to get the girls name but I will be back soon.

I stumbled upon an ad last week that intrigued me enough to check it out. It's where the Shangri La Massage / Foot place was, near VanMall. The therapist, named Lulu, had firm B / C breasts with puffy nipples, and no nether hair: I learned those facts while we were still in the lobby! We started with me on my back, and after some serious UTC roaming settled on. 8 for full exposure and free roaming. Very pleasant, and she demonstrated excellent control of her internal muscles. The big surprise came a bit later: the best massage I've ever gotten at an AMP.

For those who may want to know, I didn't ask about advanced services but seriously suspect that they are available. Oh, one last thing. She has a good grasp on the English language.

[Trux1]

Would you repeat? Curious, what tip do you leave for legit, but great massage? I usually give a Jackson.

Sure, no reason not to. It was as good of a legit experience as you'd get at one of these spots. 20% tip is $12, $10-$20 is what I tip in these situations.

[Dexxzy]

Swung by ZenPro in Vancouver. I'd stopped a few weeks ago and wasn't interested in what I saw. Have noticed zero cars parked there for weeks so I figured I'd stop by again.

Girl that was working was very pretty, very fit, legit mid 20's. Spoke near perfect English. Figured I'd roll the dice.

The good- pretty girl, got every minute of the time I paid for. Massage was excellent. Easy, lively conversation. Was not interrupted even once. Cannot remember the last time I had all those.

The let down- strictly legit massage. Walls do not go to the ceiling.

I know some people keep asking for one or more of the things I experienced so I figured I'd throw this one out. The girl said she only worked weekends.

Would you repeat? Curious, what tip do you leave for legit, but great massage? I usually give a Jackson.

[Pdx503]

I am also curious as well.

Looking to start trying some AMPs again now that I'm vaxxed. What is the mask protocol like now? Do any of the gals provide without a mask? Do the guys get to go maskless? Any info is appreciated.

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[Amp Guide]

Nice place. Off the path makes it nice. Nice girl. 40 or so is my guess. Under the cover roaming. She is nice. Good massage. Will go back. Had not been there before.

[Trux1]

Swung by ZenPro in Vancouver. I'd stopped a few weeks ago and wasn't interested in what I saw. Have noticed zero cars parked there for weeks so I figured I'd stop by again.

Girl that was working was very pretty, very fit, legit mid 20's. Spoke near perfect English. Figured I'd roll the dice.

The good- pretty girl, got every minute of the time I paid for. Massage was excellent. Easy, lively conversation. Was not interrupted even once. Cannot remember the last time I had all those.

The let down- strictly legit massage. Walls do not go to the ceiling.

I know some people keep asking for one or more of the things I experienced so I figured I'd throw this one out. The girl said she only worked weekends.

[WarpFactor69]

I posted 4 times about my experiences there in Feb / Mar, wasn't impressed. Having said that, one might wonder what the "new girl" might be like.

Stopped by to check out the new girl at the place on Foster, a few blocks west of 82nd. Wasn't interested so I left.

[WarpFactor69]

Looking to start trying some AMPs again now that I'm vaxxed. What is the mask protocol like now? Do any of the gals provide without a mask? Do the guys get to go maskless? Any info is appreciated.

I take my mask off after I get inside the Room. Most of the time the lady follow my lead.

[WorkBook224]

I stumbled upon an ad last week that intrigued me enough to check it out. It's where the Shangri La Massage / Foot place was, near VanMall. The therapist, named Lulu, had firm B / C breasts with puffy nipples, and no nether hair: I learned those facts while we were still in the lobby! We started with me on my back, and after some serious UTC roaming settled on. 8 for full exposure and free roaming. Very pleasant, and she demonstrated excellent control of her internal muscles. The big surprise came a bit later: the best massage I've ever gotten at an AMP.

For those who may want to know, I didn't ask about advanced services but seriously suspect that they are available. Oh, one last thing. She has a good grasp on the English language.

I reviewed this place back in #3387 (I think). It was Best Foot Spa back then and I take it from several PMs, that makes it impossible to find via your search engine of choice.

I had a good time the two times I could get in (seems to be limited # of girls (1)), but I'll go back soon.

[RockyRococo]

Looking to start trying some AMPs again now that I'm vaxxed. What is the mask protocol like now? Do any of the gals provide without a mask? Do the guys get to go maskless? Any info is appreciated.