Massage Parlor Reports

[Aniceman333]

Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.

In all my years, I have never come across a black girl at a massage parlor.

[ThickDickSith]

Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.

[PriscillaM]

I needed some Asian, so I rolled into the finger of gold.

On my way driving in, an African American monger wearing one of those more permanent face masks, and just for that, I kind of followed him to his car, I wanted to see what kind of mongers go to the finger. He had some kind of German car with a bra front. He could tell I was following him, I have a pretty noticeable car. Fuck him and his mask.

I get in and the place seems as quiet as staples center when tyronn coaches the clippers into another choke a thon.

To the bar half door comes a masked girl who seemed kind of decent. But given my importance, the mamasan yuki, wearing basically a fucken bra, came to be the greeter.

She said there were six girls and started naming names but then suggested I go with Amy the gal who greeted me. Kind of lame that she is wearing a mask, but she was showing a nicely formed belly button, so I said yes.

I paid the 50 for the half hour and got down on the table nude.

Amy came in and she has by far the best English I have ever heard at an MP. She conjugated well, her pronunciation was on point, and she confided in me some details about herself. She also followed directions to go soft. She gave me a workable massage for about 15 min. I got in around 7:40 and I think by the time we started it was like 750. So until about 805 she was just massaging.

She then started a sack job that was pretty good, but no real inspiration. She did not stick her finger up my ass, so I have written to the BBB. After a few minutes of potato popping, she left to get hot towels. I was as hard as roofing nails and by the time she came back I was just normal firmness.

She had me flip and doused my hands with as much rubbing alcohol used to sterilize a rhinoceros. She then requested that I take care of her, which I told her I would. She pulled down her jeans and upped her shirt. She has no tits at all, but kind of the funky nipples that you could play pong with. Her skin is super smooth and she has an ass that is as fun to grab as eating ice cream and cheesecake at the cheesecake factory.

She took direction well to be gentle with my grade aaa balls, and she did some really good dickwork for 20 minutes. She did not drop her panties, she did not let me suck her titties, but it was fun. I did not shoot a massive load, even though her cocktradecraft was strong. It was late, and I had too much low quality ralphs fish I think.

Oh. In the next room was this dopey fucking monger who asked to wash his hands first (asshole, they do that for you) and who had a double going and was getting all giggly trying to find out the ages of the girls. Dude, you are better off touching the moon than asking for ages at an MP.

I turned down the water and left around 845.

[Murrican]

Long time lurker. Active on the international version of these boards. But due to post-covid I'm more USA-bound than I'd like.

Inspired to be a contributor by PriscillaM. That dude keeps me in stitches.

So here's my first review.

Was in the Valley and had plausible deniability to enter a house of ill repute. Looked on bedpg, found a place with all Latinas. I knew they were not going to be as advertised. I was just hoping for some semblance of Reality been depicted in that advert.

It was green spa on Sherman way in reseda.

The usual stuff. How long? You been here before?

Face down for too long as always. Underwear conspicuously on the ground to show they're off. In walks my Latina.

She was big. Not Precious big, but more than curvy.

Useless massage for 3 min. Why even bother? Then the flip.

She went to work on Junior, but honestly I just couldn't get into it. She was so irritated to be there, and I was unhappy with her size and demeanor. Everyone was unhappy.

Usually I can hold it together long enough for a serviceable finish. But I couldn't. Just wanted to leave. Told her to stop and said "it's cool. We're done here. " Grudgingly gave her 50 (I usually pay 60 or 70, but I didn't want to pay anything). She rolls her eyes and says "next time it's 60. " Whatever. I just buckled my belt, put on my sunglasses and a hat, and walked off.

I give this place a 3/10. Not going again.

I'll review valley day spa next.

[PriscillaM]

I love this super obscure Star Wars reference. You and I are best friends, now.

Thought you might enjoy my conversation and interaction with the hag mamasan at 3200 - when I walked in I warned her that the place was very hot due to the summer climate:

Me: Until your central A / C is fully operational this place is vulnerable to mongers getting syncope from the heat while fucking a latina with two space stations for an ass. The climate is too well equipped. The rising heat to the second floor of this building more dangerous than you realize.

She: Dangerous to you, you small cocked monger in a more warm setting, not to this LMP with a portable in room A / C unit.

Me: That's impossible! With my hairy chest and ass, how can a small A / C unit maintain control over the climate?

Her: The A / C unit has control over the bed area and will keep the temperature in line.

Me: And what of my sweaty balls? If I have to fuck a non lubed latina, it is possible, however unlikely, that I will fuken die from the heat.

She: Any temperature change would be a useless gesture, no matter how hairy your nads are. This A / C unit is now the ultimate power in Santa Monica, I suggest you bang this latina now.

Me: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to cool an entire office building is insignificant to the heat generated by a dry pussy and my ten inch maglite.

She; Don't try to frighten me with your Von's fish counter ways. Your sad devotion to fresh salmon has not helped you conjure a ten inch cock or given you clairvoyance enough to find a cumdump in downey.

Massage Tech. This bickering is pointless. The monger will give me 120 and if it gets to hot, I will jack him off with one swift stroke.

She.

After the fucking, as I said I bumped into a carpool lane team of mongers. I said to the mamasan. You are as clumsy as you are stupid. She failed me for the last time.

[Ramon Ayala]

Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.

I haven't been there in years, they had a mix of asian and latina. I need to go back.

[LngTimeMongr]

Ace spa? Any reviews?

[Pahittare]

Is this the blue sky on Venice? Any details in the girl or was it a Granny?

And yes, it's on Venice in the Palms area.

[Pahittare]

Is this the blue sky on Venice? Any details in the girl or was it a Granny?

She wasn't that young, she had a potbelly and I thought she was pregnant but she said she wasn't. She was maybe early to mid 40's. Face was ok, not great, but ok for a BJ. Her name is Mia.

[Ashtonian]

Yes, I've gotten BBBJ with CIM twice there. First time I posted about before, paid $35 to the house and $130 to the girl.

Went again this week and this time I paid $120 to the girl. She didn't offer it, seemed like she offered just a HJ, but I signaled I want a BJ by putting my finger in my mouth and she asked how much so I asked how much she wanted, she said $120 and I gave it to her. Last time was better but I came pretty quickly in her mouth. She didn't seem to expect it and took it out and said oh no several times and even spat some out on the floor. She then told me she'd be back and clean me up. When she did things got a bit weird but it was all good. Her English was very poor but she started asking questions about me, if I'm married, if I like Chinese girls. She told me she really likes me, she laid next to me and sucked on my nipples and pulled up her shirt so I could touch her breasts and said my eyes are so pretty and all sorts. She ended up saying that she loved me and I was like: riiiight. Eventually she got up and I got dressed and left.

Oh and she also made it very clear that the manager does not approve of any sexual contact, which is probably why you end up getting BBBJs there, they can't carry and dispose of condoms.

Is this the blue sky on Venice? Any details in the girl or was it a Granny?

[Adiabatic]

The body on this girl is pretty intense, she has more curves than a kardashian driving mulholland with a. 20 blood alcohol level. Her ass must be fake, it was like two watermelons and I am not talking about the local bulk cruisers mind you, I am talking about the big corillian ship, so this ass is big enough.

I love this super obscure Star Wars reference. You and I are best friends, now.

[Pahittare]

Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?

Yes, I've gotten BBBJ with CIM twice there. First time I posted about before, paid $35 to the house and $130 to the girl.

Went again this week and this time I paid $120 to the girl. She didn't offer it, seemed like she offered just a HJ, but I signaled I want a BJ by putting my finger in my mouth and she asked how much so I asked how much she wanted, she said $120 and I gave it to her. Last time was better but I came pretty quickly in her mouth. She didn't seem to expect it and took it out and said oh no several times and even spat some out on the floor. She then told me she'd be back and clean me up. When she did things got a bit weird but it was all good. Her English was very poor but she started asking questions about me, if I'm married, if I like Chinese girls. She told me she really likes me, she laid next to me and sucked on my nipples and pulled up her shirt so I could touch her breasts and said my eyes are so pretty and all sorts. She ended up saying that she loved me and I was like: riiiight. Eventually she got up and I got dressed and left.

Oh and she also made it very clear that the manager does not approve of any sexual contact, which is probably why you end up getting BBBJs there, they can't carry and dispose of condoms.

[PriscillaM]

So I get a private message from a member of the westside mongers professional networking association who advises me that there is other pussy out there except for the girls at the finger that I ass kiss continuously.

He lets me know that the grisly obese playpark known as 3200 SM. Deluxe massage has changed and they have a girl for 100 who will fuck you so good you will write to usasexguide about it.

The last time I was at 3200, I fucked a latina gal with some extri meat who I think may have worked at 8155. She had huge boobs that were as hard as the LSAT for certain residents of the naval observatory. And a scar from delivering what looks to have been a small holstein. She wore that one dollar a pound perfume and on my way out a young gentelman of the homeboy persuasion was smoking a blunt. I vowed never to go back.

But monger number 27 said that the place was offering brand new sexy girls and I went.

I text when parked and walk up. The mamasan is this latinx thing who looks like maybe she is what a mamasan would look like in the seventh circle of hell. She was wearing some shirt that said something like lets start the shenanigans and literally it looked like someone cut her in the mold of a danjou pear. She says a half hour is 50 and brings me to the room I remember. For whatever reason, it is hotter in there than a jalapeno's armpit, even though they have one of those porta potty ac units.

I first ask to take a pee, and the bathroom smells like someone sold their ass to the devil and then had a case of ebola shit.

I come back to the room and she gives me 10 dollars of change in two fives (and I thought that she was going to be my service person.

But she left and I got undressed and laid ass up.

After five minutes. It is now at least 8:05, in comes abril.

The body on this girl is pretty intense, she has more curves than a kardashian driving mulholland with a. 20 blood alcohol level. Her ass must be fake, it was like two watermelons and I am not talking about the local bulk cruisers mind you, I am talking about the big corillian ship, so this ass is big enough.

She gave me a back massage kind of like you would if you had to knead shit into bread. She then used some kind of tool to re-massage my back. I immediately wanted to hold those legs that were fighting a winning battle to get out of her dress.

She did not return my romantic groping with any nad teasing. Her english was piss poor and she said something like turn over in spanish.

I turned over and without so much as have you been here before and you call that a cock, she simply inspected my cock, rubbed it down with the cheapest rubbing alcohol and asked for 120. I was not going to bargain. I know the dud who messaged me did it for 100.

Anyhow, this girl has a terrible tood and a gnarly pussy. She refused to lube up and the condom tip frictioned its way into my peehole. I did some mish and doggie, which was kind of fund (not as fun as a good sudoku) because of the abnormal ass. But the lack of juice was bad and I could not get her and the table was too narrow for flat doggie.

I ended the sesh with a handjob from hemet. Pretty bad, I was done.

But the visit would not have been remarkable but for me being ushered out to make room for two duds from what looked to be the armenian olympic gangbang team coming in for my sloppy seconds.

This place is for shit.

[TheSpius19]

What's the damage?

House gets 45/30 or 75/60.

Girl gets 140.

On average.

But more can happen (rarely) if the stars align, so I bring extra.

[TheSpius19]

Is this too good to be true? BBFS and Greek!

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231636

It IS too good to be true. 100% fake.