Massage Parlor Reports

[TylerDurd]

Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?

I went there twice pre-pandemic and it was a certified granny shack. Good price but the talent there is literally geriatric. Would not repeat.

[LngTimeMongr]

Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.

Yes it is but you have to ask for it. Ask for latina. Youll get it.

[CockyK]

Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.

[PriscillaM]

So the other day I was in the wood late, and rolled into goldfinger around 830.

Kiki met me at the front wearing some bullshit skirt and blouse mix.

She pitched me a full hour with two girls. I made it clear that I was paying 50 for the time and would pay the highway robbery rate of 100 per girl as tip on top. She agreed and asked who I wanted, it was Yuki (I think this is the gross mamasan), Angela (hot, but I did not want to make her jealous. I want her to think I am monogamous), and Maggie (I took her, but demanded she take off her skam, but she did not).

Anyhow, the place was quiet, I guess all the mongers who are so chatty are in bet by 830 watching reruns of the big bang theory.

They four handed the fuck out of my back while having a coffee klatch in Chinese. They were fucken yucking it up with me cock down on that shitty massage table.

One of them grabbed my nads, but that ended pretty quickly and they had me turn over after Maggie hot toweled me. Kiki left for a spell, probably to wash her tits.

On the flip, when they saw my lingam, they got real quiet. They worked the dick like the pottery scene in ghost.

But after a while they got tired. I did suck on kiki's tits and Maggie showed me hers, but she is much more reserved, but Maggie has a great ass and got down to her panties.

Kiki likes to show me her pussy so she sat across from me as her and maggile alternated tanging with my tiger.

I nutted pretty good and as they showed me out, Maggie grabbed that sign on the side street saying they are open.

I shall return. The bad part is that by the end of the day, kiwi's tits have bite marks, but on the good side, there are no mongers asking if they can use the bathroom and if California could use some of the gas tax money to construct some desalinisation plants.

[DerekBrwn]

Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?

[LuckyCenturion]

Her pics are constant but in Chicago and with a Dallas area code. No way she looks like that. I would avoid.

The girl from the pics is an incredibly popular IG model. No way its her.

[Dv456]

So I was on Sherman Way near the 210 and went into an Armenian market and noticed a few gorgeous Armenian women with beautiful curves. Then I started to wonder, does anyone know of an Armenian parlor?

[Hanzo8]

Not really. Plenty of Thai places in LA and the SFV offer a HJ and even more once the provider knows you. I don't want to mention names here for the obvious reasons but fun is widely available at many Thai places including Joy's empire of massage joints.

(plenty of thai places that do more just have to do your research and pay the rate.

[PriscillaM]

I made my virgin voyage to Goldfinger bc of you last Friday (I think). Asked for Kiki after re-reading your official manual of who, how and why to all things GoldF's. I made sure I was not taken to the first stall, asked for Kiki, waited a while, she finally came in. She wanted to do a whole proper massage first, but I never let go of her thigh (and ass when I was in reach. It's funny how I am so willing to fuck up my neck during a massage). Finally the flip, where we negotiated. I said you go and she said no, you go. I said 80. She said more. I said 100 she said ok. She got out of her clothes and let me suck her nice tits and 'play' w her pussy. I had Priscilla in my head (the big one mind you) bc I was fully expecting to finger blast this person, but she wasn't having it (not at 100), so I said 120. She said more. By that point, I'd had enough and said let's just finish up. She got out the oil and did a great squeeze. I think I hit above my belly button, almost to my chest. At my age, you call that a victory.

All in for 140.

Up next, this Angela I've been heating about. I wouldn't mind the pissed off mamasan either. Big tits.

I apologize if my writing about Kiki was a bit overblown. My writing is usually very precise and not given to hyperbole.

If I stated that I fingered Kiki, I meant that I lightly diddled her, I certainly did not even get to the first knuckle. But then again, I am only a fan of pussy for one thing. Flat doggie with extreme down angle.

As for pricing and haggling. It is now 100 for the goldfinger action. You get under the clothes you should get a whiff of snatch, and you will get the full time. I would tell you lord byron, due to your being an alta kacker, you should opt for the hour. They seem to idolize me there because I go for the full hour and I tip 100 with no haggling. Yes, I know if you said that in 2021 we would be paying 150 for a hand job in a shoebox on westwood boulevard from a girl with an age somewhere between 20-55, I would have told you that you were on ketamines.

But as they say, hate the hand job and not the handjobber. Everything is up in price, even chipotle (that place's hygiene is really horrid) just raised their prices. How much do beans and rice really cost?

Angela is a bit less hospitable than Kiki. Angela wears a skam and she does not drop trou. Her work is ok, but if you like a finger up your ass, she is johnny on the spot.

[Jlh03]

Is the anal with her worth it LOL.

First time yeah but it's a popular attraction so you can guess how wide it is by now. But everything is bare so if you want that experience you are not finding a better price.

[Grimmy23]

That review is classic and has been referenced here before but "redacted" in big tech fashion by the arbiter.

I will tell you that you always remember your first anal, even more than your first BJ or Vaginal penetration, so given the colorful nature of the review, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, Hershey is not just a city in Pennsylvania.

Anal is on my bucket list. I've never really been lucky enough to have the opportunity, but jeezus, after reading this review I definitely don't think I'll be seeing Mary for my first. LOL. I've gotten my finger knuckle deep up a couple girls' bung holes but they wanted an astronomical amount of money to put junior in. Clean is a must for me though. If it came out coated in shit I'd probably toss my cookies on the spot and have nightmares for weeks. LOL.

I used to travel to Japan a lot on business. Funny thing about Japan is prostitution is illegal, but it's only prostitution if there's actual P in V penetration. So there's these places that offer everything except P in V, and that includes P in A. I made arrangements for anal a couple times but the thing is a lot of the girls over there won't let white guys do it, or they'll quote a huge "foreigner fee" upgrade for white guys. So even there I haven't been lucky enough to make it happen.

If anyone knows a provider who allows rear entry, is clean, and doesn't require that you bring your mortgage banker with you, let me know.

[LordByron222]

I made my virgin voyage to Goldfinger bc of you last Friday (I think). Asked for Kiki after re-reading your official manual of who, how and why to all things GoldF's. I made sure I was not taken to the first stall, asked for Kiki, waited a while, she finally came in. She wanted to do a whole proper massage first, but I never let go of her thigh (and ass when I was in reach. It's funny how I am so willing to fuck up my neck during a massage). Finally the flip, where we negotiated. I said you go and she said no, you go. I said 80. She said more. I said 100 she said ok. She got out of her clothes and let me suck her nice tits and 'play' w her pussy. I had Priscilla in my head (the big one mind you) bc I was fully expecting to finger blast this person, but she wasn't having it (not at 100), so I said 120. She said more. By that point, I'd had enough and said let's just finish up. She got out the oil and did a great squeeze. I think I hit above my belly button, almost to my chest. At my age, you call that a victory.

All in for 140.

Up next, this Angela I've been heating about. I wouldn't mind the pissed off mamasan either. Big tits.

So I roll in and demand some quality time with Angela. The dragon mamasan lets me in to room 1, which is the former break room and has the temperature of Dubai in August. I was like, I need a darker room. Mamasan says Angela will move you soon.

After lie 5 min, Angela takes me to the dark room with the bars on the ceiling to walk on my back.

She says for me to wait 10 minutes so she can knock the shit out of some other monger.

She comes back in. And then some fucko asked for her by name. Take a wild guess where she got Angela's name. The mamason said come back later Angela has broken the single day jack off record in the 90024 and the local union wants to have a mixer to celebrate.

Angela comes in and the mood is ruined by the asshole monger in the next jack off pod saying "how old do you think I am" and then the girl says 17-18 - I was like of fuck, half of uni high is going to be here.

Angela proceeded to get fresh with my asshole and after 20 minutes of directed dick work I added a deposit to the cumdump.

The other girls were Tracy (this one might have dyed hair), Maggie. Who I saw without a mask finally, not bad, Vanessa, I think she has fakies, and Yuki, who must be the mamasan.

[PriscillaM]

In my previous posts, I wrote that I have never unloaded inside her backdoor. I am training myself to keep the junior hard for long enough to do her through the backdoor. I don't know if it's worth it. I want to learn by experience with Mary (aka Jenny) before shelling out benjamins with other expensive providers. The upcharge for backdoor entry is ungodly.

There is a review on rubmaps that in part says "I caught a whiff of an ungodly smell. Looked down, and Jimmy was lathered in shit, thankfully the rubber held. I lost my erection there, but Jenny was not having it, she quickly cleaned up our little mess and came back to suck me off. My load went down her throat. " This is a small part of a long review and therefore falls under the fair use doctrine of copyright law.

That review is classic and has been referenced here before but "redacted" in big tech fashion by the arbiter.

I will tell you that you always remember your first anal, even more than your first BJ or Vaginal penetration, so given the colorful nature of the review, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, Hershey is not just a city in Pennsylvania.

[Estrange]

Is the anal with her worth it LOL.

In my previous posts, I wrote that I have never unloaded inside her backdoor. I am training myself to keep the junior hard for long enough to do her through the backdoor. I don't know if it's worth it. I want to learn by experience with Mary (aka Jenny) before shelling out benjamins with other expensive providers. The upcharge for backdoor entry is ungodly.

There is a review on rubmaps that in part says "I caught a whiff of an ungodly smell. Looked down, and Jimmy was lathered in shit, thankfully the rubber held. I lost my erection there, but Jenny was not having it, she quickly cleaned up our little mess and came back to suck me off. My load went down her throat. " This is a small part of a long review and therefore falls under the fair use doctrine of copyright law.

[LngTimeMongr]

Usually just pay the entry 40-60.

And then I pay $ for everything else. Usually starts with a nice rim with me and then whatever I want no questions asked.

Is the anal with her worth it LOL.