Massage Parlor Reports

[Hanzo8]

Not really. Plenty of Thai places in LA and the SFV offer a HJ and even more once the provider knows you. I don't want to mention names here for the obvious reasons but fun is widely available at many Thai places including Joy's empire of massage joints.

(plenty of thai places that do more just have to do your research and pay the rate.

[PriscillaM]

I made my virgin voyage to Goldfinger bc of you last Friday (I think). Asked for Kiki after re-reading your official manual of who, how and why to all things GoldF's. I made sure I was not taken to the first stall, asked for Kiki, waited a while, she finally came in. She wanted to do a whole proper massage first, but I never let go of her thigh (and ass when I was in reach. It's funny how I am so willing to fuck up my neck during a massage). Finally the flip, where we negotiated. I said you go and she said no, you go. I said 80. She said more. I said 100 she said ok. She got out of her clothes and let me suck her nice tits and 'play' w her pussy. I had Priscilla in my head (the big one mind you) bc I was fully expecting to finger blast this person, but she wasn't having it (not at 100), so I said 120. She said more. By that point, I'd had enough and said let's just finish up. She got out the oil and did a great squeeze. I think I hit above my belly button, almost to my chest. At my age, you call that a victory.

All in for 140.

Up next, this Angela I've been heating about. I wouldn't mind the pissed off mamasan either. Big tits.

I apologize if my writing about Kiki was a bit overblown. My writing is usually very precise and not given to hyperbole.

If I stated that I fingered Kiki, I meant that I lightly diddled her, I certainly did not even get to the first knuckle. But then again, I am only a fan of pussy for one thing. Flat doggie with extreme down angle.

As for pricing and haggling. It is now 100 for the goldfinger action. You get under the clothes you should get a whiff of snatch, and you will get the full time. I would tell you lord byron, due to your being an alta kacker, you should opt for the hour. They seem to idolize me there because I go for the full hour and I tip 100 with no haggling. Yes, I know if you said that in 2021 we would be paying 150 for a hand job in a shoebox on westwood boulevard from a girl with an age somewhere between 20-55, I would have told you that you were on ketamines.

But as they say, hate the hand job and not the handjobber. Everything is up in price, even chipotle (that place's hygiene is really horrid) just raised their prices. How much do beans and rice really cost?

Angela is a bit less hospitable than Kiki. Angela wears a skam and she does not drop trou. Her work is ok, but if you like a finger up your ass, she is johnny on the spot.

[Jlh03]

Is the anal with her worth it LOL.

First time yeah but it's a popular attraction so you can guess how wide it is by now. But everything is bare so if you want that experience you are not finding a better price.

[Grimmy23]

That review is classic and has been referenced here before but "redacted" in big tech fashion by the arbiter.

I will tell you that you always remember your first anal, even more than your first BJ or Vaginal penetration, so given the colorful nature of the review, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, Hershey is not just a city in Pennsylvania.

Anal is on my bucket list. I've never really been lucky enough to have the opportunity, but jeezus, after reading this review I definitely don't think I'll be seeing Mary for my first. LOL. I've gotten my finger knuckle deep up a couple girls' bung holes but they wanted an astronomical amount of money to put junior in. Clean is a must for me though. If it came out coated in shit I'd probably toss my cookies on the spot and have nightmares for weeks. LOL.

I used to travel to Japan a lot on business. Funny thing about Japan is prostitution is illegal, but it's only prostitution if there's actual P in V penetration. So there's these places that offer everything except P in V, and that includes P in A. I made arrangements for anal a couple times but the thing is a lot of the girls over there won't let white guys do it, or they'll quote a huge "foreigner fee" upgrade for white guys. So even there I haven't been lucky enough to make it happen.

If anyone knows a provider who allows rear entry, is clean, and doesn't require that you bring your mortgage banker with you, let me know.

[LordByron222]

I made my virgin voyage to Goldfinger bc of you last Friday (I think). Asked for Kiki after re-reading your official manual of who, how and why to all things GoldF's. I made sure I was not taken to the first stall, asked for Kiki, waited a while, she finally came in. She wanted to do a whole proper massage first, but I never let go of her thigh (and ass when I was in reach. It's funny how I am so willing to fuck up my neck during a massage). Finally the flip, where we negotiated. I said you go and she said no, you go. I said 80. She said more. I said 100 she said ok. She got out of her clothes and let me suck her nice tits and 'play' w her pussy. I had Priscilla in my head (the big one mind you) bc I was fully expecting to finger blast this person, but she wasn't having it (not at 100), so I said 120. She said more. By that point, I'd had enough and said let's just finish up. She got out the oil and did a great squeeze. I think I hit above my belly button, almost to my chest. At my age, you call that a victory.

All in for 140.

Up next, this Angela I've been heating about. I wouldn't mind the pissed off mamasan either. Big tits.

So I roll in and demand some quality time with Angela. The dragon mamasan lets me in to room 1, which is the former break room and has the temperature of Dubai in August. I was like, I need a darker room. Mamasan says Angela will move you soon.

After lie 5 min, Angela takes me to the dark room with the bars on the ceiling to walk on my back.

She says for me to wait 10 minutes so she can knock the shit out of some other monger.

She comes back in. And then some fucko asked for her by name. Take a wild guess where she got Angela's name. The mamason said come back later Angela has broken the single day jack off record in the 90024 and the local union wants to have a mixer to celebrate.

Angela comes in and the mood is ruined by the asshole monger in the next jack off pod saying "how old do you think I am" and then the girl says 17-18 - I was like of fuck, half of uni high is going to be here.

Angela proceeded to get fresh with my asshole and after 20 minutes of directed dick work I added a deposit to the cumdump.

The other girls were Tracy (this one might have dyed hair), Maggie. Who I saw without a mask finally, not bad, Vanessa, I think she has fakies, and Yuki, who must be the mamasan.

[PriscillaM]

In my previous posts, I wrote that I have never unloaded inside her backdoor. I am training myself to keep the junior hard for long enough to do her through the backdoor. I don't know if it's worth it. I want to learn by experience with Mary (aka Jenny) before shelling out benjamins with other expensive providers. The upcharge for backdoor entry is ungodly.

There is a review on rubmaps that in part says "I caught a whiff of an ungodly smell. Looked down, and Jimmy was lathered in shit, thankfully the rubber held. I lost my erection there, but Jenny was not having it, she quickly cleaned up our little mess and came back to suck me off. My load went down her throat. " This is a small part of a long review and therefore falls under the fair use doctrine of copyright law.

That review is classic and has been referenced here before but "redacted" in big tech fashion by the arbiter.

I will tell you that you always remember your first anal, even more than your first BJ or Vaginal penetration, so given the colorful nature of the review, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, Hershey is not just a city in Pennsylvania.

[Estrange]

Is the anal with her worth it LOL.

In my previous posts, I wrote that I have never unloaded inside her backdoor. I am training myself to keep the junior hard for long enough to do her through the backdoor. I don't know if it's worth it. I want to learn by experience with Mary (aka Jenny) before shelling out benjamins with other expensive providers. The upcharge for backdoor entry is ungodly.

There is a review on rubmaps that in part says "I caught a whiff of an ungodly smell. Looked down, and Jimmy was lathered in shit, thankfully the rubber held. I lost my erection there, but Jenny was not having it, she quickly cleaned up our little mess and came back to suck me off. My load went down her throat. " This is a small part of a long review and therefore falls under the fair use doctrine of copyright law.

[LngTimeMongr]

Usually just pay the entry 40-60.

And then I pay $ for everything else. Usually starts with a nice rim with me and then whatever I want no questions asked.

Is the anal with her worth it LOL.

[PriscillaM]

Several things that aren't true there, not always BBBJ, got it once. $99 is completely wrong, it's 35 for hh and then usually 200 or similar for FS. They sometimes advertise BBFS as well, which you won't get. It's a massage place on Sepulveda and Playa St in Fox Hills.

I thought this was the happy feet place across from the shakey's and the big lots. The pictures are fake. No shit kamala. And the prices are out of wack. The minimum ask is 160 for FS and they get it too. If Eva is there, fine. Otherwise, it is near granny time.

[Jlh03]

What's the donation for Mary at Chen's?

Usually just pay the entry 40-60.

And then I pay $ for everything else. Usually starts with a nice rim with me and then whatever I want no questions asked.

[Pahittare]

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...7-2706778.html

Sorry, I won't be able to TOFTM.

Several things that aren't true there, not always BBBJ, got it once. $99 is completely wrong, it's 35 for hh and then usually 200 or similar for FS. They sometimes advertise BBFS as well, which you won't get. It's a massage place on Sepulveda and Playa St in Fox Hills.

[Estrange]

What's the donation for Mary at Chen's?

40 to enter. Then $ (may be less if you haggle) to enter her every which way.

Hope you enjoy your stay at LA's most visited attraction.

[PriscillaM]

What's the donation for Mary at Chen's?

I think it is more of a range.

Entry is probably 50.

Handjob 40.

Blow job covered 60.

Blowjob bare 80.

FS covered 100.

FS bare 120.

Anal bare 140.

Anal bare 160.

[VisitUSA]

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...7-2706778.html

Sorry, I won't be able to TOFTM.

[PlutoKiller]

Most of the Thai places are legit. Some are legit but have an occasional provider who will bend the rules because she needs the extra tip money. But it's tricky because if you misread the signs and make the wrong move at the wrong place or with the wrong provider you're going to make a horse's ass of yourself and create a scene real quick. The majority of them don't have much privacy. Just curtained off spaces with another guest right on the other side of the curtain.

Joy Thai Massage at least used to offer extras. You had to make sure to ask for the "oil massage" and that seemed to be their sign that you wanted a happy ending. I haven't been there in over 10 years but it's still there and running, so I assume it hasn't changed much. Even there, YMMV. It was never more than HJ, and it was from a provider who may or may not be decent looking, and you may be able to get her top off if you're lucky, or possibly just roam over the clothes.

Not really. Plenty of Thai places in LA and the SFV offer a HJ and even more once the provider knows you. I don't want to mention names here for the obvious reasons but fun is widely available at many Thai places including Joy's empire of massage joints.