Massage Parlor Reports

**HansWehr** · 06-04-21 00:57

Originally Posted by HakunaMatata [View Original Post]

Went to visit Natalia due to good reviews. Scheduling was easy, once arrived they instructed to ring the door bell. Natalia came down to let me in. She is nice looking lady, in my opinion in her 40's. She led me into the room, where I undressed and laid face down. She gave really nice massage. On the flip we agreed for FS, she went to give really nice BBBJ, with no questions asked and continued to fuck me hard. Once done, we were talking for another 15-20 minutes. Dressed up and left. Overall nice experience, but I probably won't repeat as I'm into younger girls. With that said I would definitely recommend.

I had a similar experience when I saw Natalia recently. Her massage skills are really something, probably one of the best I ever received from a WG. I wasn't a big fan of her looks though, her body is stocky and there is alot of fat there. She has some big, hard tits that she didn't enjoy me touching much. Her blowjob skills were adequate, somewhat toothy but still pleasurable. She definitely enjoys having sex and she is good at positioning herself during FS, which allowed me to pound her with more leverage. From some parts of the conversation that we had (which I won't disclose) I actually think she is in her late 30's, rather than 40's.

This was a nice one off, but I would not repeat at this price because the looks are just not worth it in my opinion. I am starting to really learn that sex is not cheap here.

**DiningAround** · 06-03-21 18:02

Anyone ever try them? The are located in the 7X W Washington building.

**Member #6062** · 06-03-21 11:48

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

I've heard the same thing. She is always there and has been the one constant since they opened. She has closed her menu some from the t pro days but if you know her.

Unfortunately, May is not the owner. But I can second that those who have known her a long time are in for a very nice time.

**IMissCutler** · 06-03-21 06:18

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

I've read that May owns H wellness. If she does more than lvl 1 can be had, if you know her I imagine.

I've heard the same thing. She is always there and has been the one constant since they opened. She has closed her menu some from the t pro days but if you know her.

**BangWarrior** · 06-02-21 17:17

https://chicago.rubratings.com/216263

Usually wary of posts with reviews disabled, but thought I should check.

**VRooomBada** · 06-02-21 13:19

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.

Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.

I guess I'll chime in too as I first saw her when she had just got her butt implants (and lipo?) mid 2019 and last saw her end of 2020 - she was a super hot spinner when I first saw her and she definitely was a little chunkier last winter but still petite. If she continued to gain weight for the last 6 months, I could see the less flattering descriptions being accurate.

**PwnLife** · 06-02-21 12:10

Originally Posted by Narcissus19 [View Original Post]

I ask because that's within stumbling distance to my locale and would be perfect if it pans out. Their website went off air, BTW. Also, whatever happened to Loganticas (spelling?) They were the hottest MP for a while and then vanished into thin air.

Seems to me like someone close should be a frequent visitor should be giving reviews for mongers who have to drive a ways first. .

It's been awhile (like 4 years ago LOL), but they had good girls with good attitutedes when I've gone. Maybe not top-of-the-line, but above average for the price.

**Coopertars** · 06-02-21 11:43

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Hey guys, dumb location, trying to find where the CLM on Milwaukee and Irving Park is? I went there and couldn't see it.

It's not really a massage parlor with a storefront. It's more like apartments where you have to contact the booker and make an appointment. Once you've gotten through their screening process (pretty simple) then you can book an appointment based on the scheduled ladies and the booker will send you exact location.

**IMissCutler** · 06-02-21 11:01

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

The one that is chucky is Anna. But the one with the tattoo is not May since she doesn't have a back tattoo. And also hers is fake as hell. But I don't remember any other girls that is older with a tattoo.

Hey bro, can you confirm Anna has big tits or is she just chunky and they are proportioned for her? Got to love huge naturals. Like the ones Happy used to have in Norridge.

**FellowMonger** · 06-02-21 07:46

Hey guys, dumb location, trying to find where the CLM on Milwaukee and Irving Park is? I went there and couldn't see it.

**Narcissus19** · 06-02-21 01:03

I ask because that's within stumbling distance to my locale and would be perfect if it pans out. Their website went off air, BTW. Also, whatever happened to Loganticas (spelling?) They were the hottest MP for a while and then vanished into thin air.

**Sjohns** · 06-01-21 19:57

Originally Posted by Trader1973 [View Original Post]

Come on guys I posted an AMP Girl pic let's post some new hidden camera stuff.

Trader. Check your inbox. Thanks.

**Gene2** · 05-31-21 22:12

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.

Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.

I and many other here greatly appreciate your compilation of the CLM girls.

I've been able to see Lilly, Bella, and Sophie. And I believe your descriptions were very accurate and helpful.

Thanks.

G2.

**Jinurso** · 05-31-21 17:51

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

I am not trying to argue or criticize you but everyone has their own tastes and ideas about what is hot and not. Suzie is bottom heavy pear shaped, she works out but has a bit of cellulite and thick thighs and wide hips with small boobs for her frame. I liked her and she is a great girl but her body type is not my thing and I am not likely to see her again. As my tastes are probably different than yours off the top of my head I would rate Jane, Lily, and Sarah as far hotter than her and in an entirely different class as far as looks go. I think you are doing a great service with a lot of hard work but in the interest of clarity you might want to make mention of the girls body types in your descriptions. I find most of CLM pictures to be fake or misleading making it more difficult for guys to judge the girls level of attractiveness to them based on each guys preferences.

I would call Jane tall and thin with small boobs and hips. Thin but not much muscle tone. Her ass a bit saggy for a thin girl. Lily a short curvy hardbody with fake tits, and a lot of muscle and no real fat She would bank as a stripper. Sarah a tall big boned Polish girl with nice fake tits, curves, and a few extra pounds. Sarah works out and carries a fair amount of muscle, if she lost 10 lbs she would be a hardbody.

I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.

Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.