Massage Parlor Reports

[DiningAround]

Anyone ever try them? The are located in the 7X W Washington building.

[Member #6062]

I've heard the same thing. She is always there and has been the one constant since they opened. She has closed her menu some from the t pro days but if you know her.

Unfortunately, May is not the owner. But I can second that those who have known her a long time are in for a very nice time.

[IMissCutler]

I've read that May owns H wellness. If she does more than lvl 1 can be had, if you know her I imagine.

I've heard the same thing. She is always there and has been the one constant since they opened. She has closed her menu some from the t pro days but if you know her.

[BangWarrior]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/216263

Usually wary of posts with reviews disabled, but thought I should check.

[VRooomBada]

I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.

Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.

I guess I'll chime in too as I first saw her when she had just got her butt implants (and lipo?) mid 2019 and last saw her end of 2020 - she was a super hot spinner when I first saw her and she definitely was a little chunkier last winter but still petite. If she continued to gain weight for the last 6 months, I could see the less flattering descriptions being accurate.

[PwnLife]

I ask because that's within stumbling distance to my locale and would be perfect if it pans out. Their website went off air, BTW. Also, whatever happened to Loganticas (spelling?) They were the hottest MP for a while and then vanished into thin air.

Seems to me like someone close should be a frequent visitor should be giving reviews for mongers who have to drive a ways first. .

It's been awhile (like 4 years ago LOL), but they had good girls with good attitutedes when I've gone. Maybe not top-of-the-line, but above average for the price.

[Coopertars]

Hey guys, dumb location, trying to find where the CLM on Milwaukee and Irving Park is? I went there and couldn't see it.

It's not really a massage parlor with a storefront. It's more like apartments where you have to contact the booker and make an appointment. Once you've gotten through their screening process (pretty simple) then you can book an appointment based on the scheduled ladies and the booker will send you exact location.

[IMissCutler]

The one that is chucky is Anna. But the one with the tattoo is not May since she doesn't have a back tattoo. And also hers is fake as hell. But I don't remember any other girls that is older with a tattoo.

Hey bro, can you confirm Anna has big tits or is she just chunky and they are proportioned for her? Got to love huge naturals. Like the ones Happy used to have in Norridge.

[FellowMonger]

Hey guys, dumb location, trying to find where the CLM on Milwaukee and Irving Park is? I went there and couldn't see it.

[Narcissus19]

I ask because that's within stumbling distance to my locale and would be perfect if it pans out. Their website went off air, BTW. Also, whatever happened to Loganticas (spelling?) They were the hottest MP for a while and then vanished into thin air.

[Sjohns]

Come on guys I posted an AMP Girl pic let's post some new hidden camera stuff.

Trader. Check your inbox. Thanks.

[Gene2]

I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.

Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.

I and many other here greatly appreciate your compilation of the CLM girls.

I've been able to see Lilly, Bella, and Sophie. And I believe your descriptions were very accurate and helpful.

Thanks.

G2.

[Jinurso]

I am not trying to argue or criticize you but everyone has their own tastes and ideas about what is hot and not. Suzie is bottom heavy pear shaped, she works out but has a bit of cellulite and thick thighs and wide hips with small boobs for her frame. I liked her and she is a great girl but her body type is not my thing and I am not likely to see her again. As my tastes are probably different than yours off the top of my head I would rate Jane, Lily, and Sarah as far hotter than her and in an entirely different class as far as looks go. I think you are doing a great service with a lot of hard work but in the interest of clarity you might want to make mention of the girls body types in your descriptions. I find most of CLM pictures to be fake or misleading making it more difficult for guys to judge the girls level of attractiveness to them based on each guys preferences.

I would call Jane tall and thin with small boobs and hips. Thin but not much muscle tone. Her ass a bit saggy for a thin girl. Lily a short curvy hardbody with fake tits, and a lot of muscle and no real fat She would bank as a stripper. Sarah a tall big boned Polish girl with nice fake tits, curves, and a few extra pounds. Sarah works out and carries a fair amount of muscle, if she lost 10 lbs she would be a hardbody.

I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.

Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.

[Enderwiggen]

May is at H Wellness Spa, Milwaukee and Pulaski.

I've read that May owns H wellness. If she does more than lvl 1 can be had, if you know her I imagine.

[Enderwiggen]

Man, it's been years. Seems like technology as improved, yet services have declined with prices going up which makes no sense. My old CEO said something about this. He said were fast approaching a time in which cost won't matter anywhere near as much as customer service. Part of it I think would be the inconstancy of tipping. A MT who gets a $100 tip for a L1, looks at the $40 tippers like: "I deserve more. " and that was building for a while. I'm so glad I kept my favorites from the Senina, and Relax days.

If you guys never got to experience Senina. I pity you.

I've hit Pink in Norridge, typical shit, good massage, never got more than a L1.

Harmony has a full menu but they tax. I saw happy there, pretty awesome, but overpriced.

I also found a little gem on Milwaukee that I never saw mentioned here. It's by appointment only. I've only got a level 1 so far, but there was a lot of under the shirt and through the pants. The massage was great too.

She makes you take your shoes of in the entrance so heads up.

Also, past couple of years I had a pretty awesome experience at green spa and saw my old friend from relax May at T-pro. Anyway, vets want to trade spots hit my inbox.

Miss you guys.