Massage Parlor Reports

**LukeOC** · 05-26-21 15:27

Hi Chicago fam, I am visiting from Orange County, CA this weekend and am staying near the Loop. I am thinking about hitting some local spots near the hotel such as Grand and West River since I am mainly staying in the area. Do you guys recommend either? Appreciate any intel. PM me for OC intel if you would like. Thank you.

**DWaits** · 05-26-21 13:23

Originally Posted by ArtMann1711 [View Original Post]

Maybe the mobile site doesn't show the rates then? Or I'm blind LOL that's what I'm trying to find out. Up charges sound reasonable that each girl decides I guess. Thanks!

Click the services button if one shows on mobile. You will see rates.

**ArtMann1711** · 05-26-21 10:43

Maybe the mobile site doesn't show the rates then? Or I'm blind LOL that's what I'm trying to find out. Up charges sound reasonable that each girl decides I guess. Thanks!

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Their website is Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and it has fees and everything else you need there.

I think they do advertise on some site or other. Occasionally posters will add a link to one of their ads but I don't know where. I just go to their website for their weekly schedule.

Upcharges for services beyond a handjob are usually anywhere between $100-$150. Some of the sillier girls want $250-300 for things like Greek and Salma wants $1000 for FS. But some of them won't charge at all if you have genuine chemistry with them.

**Jinurso** · 05-26-21 10:14

Originally Posted by ArtMann1711 [View Original Post]

I'm going to try and setup with Natalia based off this information I can't wait! Do they advertise anywhere else or just their website? What's the typical damage to get in the door? Long time lurker just trying to nail down some details so I have the confidence to setup a meet. TIA!

Their website is Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and it has fees and everything else you need there.

I think they do advertise on some site or other. Occasionally posters will add a link to one of their ads but I don't know where. I just go to their website for their weekly schedule.

Upcharges for services beyond a handjob are usually anywhere between $100-$150. Some of the sillier girls want $250-300 for things like Greek and Salma wants $1000 for FS. But some of them won't charge at all if you have genuine chemistry with them.

**Benderedundat** · 05-25-21 23:40

Looking for recommendations for an AMP therapist that actually is good at massage. One who really can work on my shoulders and back. Bonus points for one that walks on my back. Yeah a hand toss at the end would be nice, but I'm looking for someone in the city that can really work on my back. Yes I know I can find a legit therapist. I have plenty of those. Just like that AMP thrill to go along with it.

--Been Dere Dun Dat

**CubsFan123** · 05-25-21 14:35

Any non Asian 4 hand recommendations? Can't seem to find many options right now. Doesn't have to be FS, but L2 preferred.

**ArtMann1711** · 05-25-21 11:20

I'm going to try and setup with Natalia based off this information I can't wait! Do they advertise anywhere else or just their website? What's the typical damage to get in the door? Long time lurker just trying to nail down some details so I have the confidence to setup a meet. TIA!

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.

**IMissCutler** · 05-25-21 08:22

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Stopped in at H Wellness on Milwaukee ave on a Saturday night. Last minute phone call, can I comeby in 10 minutes, they said yes and I was on my way. Got there older 40-50 why / owoman mamasan invited me in took my payment then brought me to the ondeck circle (supply room for hot towels and where the ladies take breaks) Apparently they were busy. About 10-15 minutes later she came and got me. By this time I was glad to see it was her, 2 other girls were there, one was a bit chunky w / some big ol naturals & long black hair, the other was just not appealing at all. Did not catch any names. Mamasan like I said 40-50 , ok looking, nice artwork (from what I could see) on her back, but one hell of of a massage, lots of teasing, light touching OTC, and a lot more teasing. She asked if I would take care of it, and I said can you? She obliged but said I would have to tip her good. No more than L1 on the table.

Damage: 65/ hr + . 5 tip.

I'd repeat at least for the massage.

I was just wondering if you plan on going back. I love big naturals and haven't seen a girl with them there. I wonder if she is new. May who was at t pro years ago seems to be the mms and owner. It's a nice place with good times.

**Member #6913** · 05-24-21 15:31

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Don't see her on this week. Is she gone already?

Interesting feedback regarding Bella. I wonder why she didn't do CBJ with you. Did she explain?

Same thing with Jessica, I don't think anybody reported her starting with a CBJ LOL.

I wonder what's going on?

Yeah, says new girl on the top but hasn't been scheduled. As for Bella she said see her more than once and BBBJ is no biggy.

**Member #6913** · 05-24-21 15:29

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

What was the up charge for Bella? Assuming the normal. 1?

Correct. Wasn't anything outrageous.

**Jinurso** · 05-24-21 15:17

Don't see her on this week. Is she gone already?

Interesting feedback regarding Bella. I wonder why she didn't do CBJ with you. Did she explain?

Same thing with Jessica, I don't think anybody reported her starting with a CBJ LOL.

I wonder what's going on?

Originally Posted by Kabs3714 [View Original Post]

Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:

Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.

Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.

Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.

**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.

**ChicagoGoer** · 05-24-21 11:06

What was the up charge for Bella? Assuming the normal. 1?

Originally Posted by Kabs3714 [View Original Post]

Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:

Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.

Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.

Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.

Melissa. Fun MILF exp, I had a jacuzzis session with her, I busted 3 times LOL. Once sitting on top of the spa (don't worry it was all over her tits, not in the spa), twice CBJ / CFS, she's loud and makes you feel like Lex Steele LOL.

Lexi. She runs their Only Fans too. Nothing to ride home about, she seems like she should be fun but is good with her house money and minimal tip. I've heard you can open her up, but I got nothing more than and HJ and the ability to play with the decent tits.

**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.

**Member #6913** · 05-24-21 09:57

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?

Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:

Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.

Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.

Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.

Melissa. Fun MILF exp, I had a jacuzzis session with her, I busted 3 times LOL. Once sitting on top of the spa (don't worry it was all over her tits, not in the spa), twice CBJ / CFS, she's loud and makes you feel like Lex Steele LOL.

Lexi. She runs their Only Fans too. Nothing to ride home about, she seems like she should be fun but is good with her house money and minimal tip. I've heard you can open her up, but I got nothing more than and HJ and the ability to play with the decent tits.

**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.

**Jinurso** · 05-24-21 08:22

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?

Ask Jessica. She's usually into anything.

Never tried it with anywhere there, though.

**MiluvuLongTime** · 05-24-21 05:50

I know this shop is such a ripoff of gold diggers but the ladies are hot! Haha. Anyways when I arrived the 2 super hotties were busy so I once again had cocoa. It was fun she was in a better mood!

We had a table shower and she was playful but the massage was the best. We had a nuru massage and I even got her to give me oral BBBJ. After we finished she of course wanted a big tip. I over tipped but I had fun. 1. 4 with no FS LOL. Also her massage is horrible! She has really nice fake tits and decent body and nice face. I will return and she gave me her number.