Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6913** · 05-24-21 09:57

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?

Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:

Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.

Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.

Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.

Melissa. Fun MILF exp, I had a jacuzzis session with her, I busted 3 times LOL. Once sitting on top of the spa (don't worry it was all over her tits, not in the spa), twice CBJ / CFS, she's loud and makes you feel like Lex Steele LOL.

Lexi. She runs their Only Fans too. Nothing to ride home about, she seems like she should be fun but is good with her house money and minimal tip. I've heard you can open her up, but I got nothing more than and HJ and the ability to play with the decent tits.

**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.

**Jinurso** · 05-24-21 08:22

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?

Ask Jessica. She's usually into anything.

Never tried it with anywhere there, though.

**MiluvuLongTime** · 05-24-21 05:50

I know this shop is such a ripoff of gold diggers but the ladies are hot! Haha. Anyways when I arrived the 2 super hotties were busy so I once again had cocoa. It was fun she was in a better mood!

We had a table shower and she was playful but the massage was the best. We had a nuru massage and I even got her to give me oral BBBJ. After we finished she of course wanted a big tip. I over tipped but I had fun. 1. 4 with no FS LOL. Also her massage is horrible! She has really nice fake tits and decent body and nice face. I will return and she gave me her number.

**OrdLover** · 05-23-21 22:26

There have been so much talk about the girls. Someone remind me who was who. I remembered the three girls but not their names. Two skinny girls one Korean and the other Chinese and one bigger girl. So who was who? Also does anyone know somebody who gives the best foot massage legit is fine but if she gives extras that is even better.

**RichL1234** · 05-23-21 22:15

Stopped in at H Wellness on Milwaukee ave on a Saturday night. Last minute phone call, can I comeby in 10 minutes, they said yes and I was on my way. Got there older 40-50 why / owoman mamasan invited me in took my payment then brought me to the ondeck circle (supply room for hot towels and where the ladies take breaks) Apparently they were busy. About 10-15 minutes later she came and got me. By this time I was glad to see it was her, 2 other girls were there, one was a bit chunky w / some big ol naturals & long black hair, the other was just not appealing at all. Did not catch any names. Mamasan like I said 40-50 , ok looking, nice artwork (from what I could see) on her back, but one hell of of a massage, lots of teasing, light touching OTC, and a lot more teasing. She asked if I would take care of it, and I said can you? She obliged but said I would have to tip her good. No more than L1 on the table.

Damage: 65/ hr + . 5 tip.

I'd repeat at least for the massage.

**Lover312-Shill** · 05-23-21 18:16

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Grand spa: can confirm below on amy. Short changed me and only l1 available. Pretty hot though.

River west spa: not the same without helen. Mms does a decent job at L1 (have had L2 from her before) but has quite a heft to her and a bit older.

May need to check out oki doki. Or back to sxl, although my experience with kelly wasnt the best either.

Have you ever had Kelly at West River? If so, how was L3? What was tip? Is she open to Greek or CIM.

**ChicagoGoer** · 05-23-21 11:54

Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.

Review summaries:

Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.

Sarah. Late 30's MILF. Same "type" as Jessica (sexy, older, Polish horny girl who dresses sexy). Good menu. GFE with DATY, DFK, BBBJ, CFS all available. Great body without a lot of baby damage or age damage, pretty face. Great ass. All round good time, especially if you're good at DATY.

Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

**Casper27** · 05-22-21 22:55

Originally Posted by Trader1973 [View Original Post]

Mia is at Easy Rythm Spa if you want I have her personal number she does outcall.

How long has Mia been at east rhythm? I almost always forget about asking for names. But there was one at east rhythm that offered FS every time I visited. I haven't been back since before covid started. I would always get the half hour option and just give the tip asked for FS, which wasn't cheap at 150 + the house fee, compared to the Asian apts. Private message me with more info please. What does she look like and what is the charge for outcall?

**Jinurso** · 05-22-21 22:39

Jessica is very DATY friendly. In fact she loves it. I'm surprised she didn't let you. Maybe it's because you asked. With me, I just treated it like a date and tossed her on the bed and started making out with her. It took off from there, completely natural.

Chemistry is as important to women as it is to men, guys. Someone once called it BFE. If you make her forget it's a service she'll make you forget.

But glad you had a great time anyway. Hope you take those tips and have an even better one.

Originally Posted by NovaBrain [View Original Post]

Just came back from my first ever experience, definitely won't be my last.

Texted CLM this morning requesting Natalia but she wasn't available. Ended up going with Jessica. The process of booking was really easy. Made a burner phone number, texted, they asked for a few details (name, race, occupation), and I was set.

Since it was my first time, I was visibly nervous so that might've dissuaded Jessica from doing certain things. I asked if I could DATY, but she said not on the first visit. We started with CBJ (she offered to use a condom, I think if I said no it would've been BBBJ), and then we just started fucking. Not sure if she was that good or if I was just nervous, but I finished within 2 minutes and we just talked for the remainder of the time.

Overall very positive experience, especially since it was only $100. Might go back next week to see if I can DATY and maybe last a bit longer. Her body is phenomenal, looks better than the pics.

**Trader1973** · 05-22-21 00:49

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.

So Kelly is at River West Spa correct but any idea where YuYu is at.

From Relax.

**Trader1973** · 05-22-21 00:40

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.

Fit312 Thanks my man for the update. And yes Relax Spa had the best 3 girls in the Biz always down to freak.

**Member #6062** · 05-21-21 17:14

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.

One of my most memorable 4 hand sessions was with Mia and YuYu at Relax, few years ago. Can't say I loved changing out condoms every couple minutes but such was the condition to get the session! Ultimately, was worth it.

**NovaBrain** · 05-21-21 15:48

Just came back from my first ever experience, definitely won't be my last.

Texted CLM this morning requesting Natalia but she wasn't available. Ended up going with Jessica. The process of booking was really easy. Made a burner phone number, texted, they asked for a few details (name, race, occupation), and I was set.

Since it was my first time, I was visibly nervous so that might've dissuaded Jessica from doing certain things. I asked if I could DATY, but she said not on the first visit. We started with CBJ (she offered to use a condom, I think if I said no it would've been BBBJ), and then we just started fucking. Not sure if she was that good or if I was just nervous, but I finished within 2 minutes and we just talked for the remainder of the time.

Overall very positive experience, especially since it was only $100. Might go back next week to see if I can DATY and maybe last a bit longer. Her body is phenomenal, looks better than the pics.