Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Wang Lei]

In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.

There has been a lot of great tips given to newbies in this hobby lately. Hygiene has been mentioned many times, but we should also consider the effects of good grooming too. Grooming as in man-scaping or body hair management. I'm fairly well-groomed in general but this includes down by my junk (I have no intentions of sharing any more detail than that). But this is another hint to my masseuse that I'm into more fun than just a massage. We know, they check us out head to toe, and especially our Johnson, so standing or lying there clean, smelling nice, and well-groomed gives her a more positive impression, and I think makes us more touchable. And you can take my word for it or not, the less hair down there, the easier it is to be clean.

What makes me an authority on ass crack stench and groin grooming practices? Nothing really, but one day I arranged an uncommonly late afternoon visit with one of my favorites, and luckily for me I stripped down alone. Dropping my drawers with my usual confidence, I immediately noticed my ass stunk like a sewer. I was stunned because I'm a "clean" guy, and I had showered after I had taken my daily dump. But that day I remembered I had been farting constantly, and freely. I forgot what I ate but it was likely the burritos and beer from the night before. It was those mighty, misty fragrant farts throughout the day that fouled up my shorts, balls, and ass crack.

To remedy this immediate emergency, I grabbed the robe hanging there, and headed to the rest room. Once there I went to work with some fine flowery smelling hand soap to clean up Johnny and the boys and then detoxed the entire neighborhood. With the disaster averted I had my usual happy ending with my favorite, and learned a valuable lesson.

If you think this post if a bunch of crap, the next time you go for a massage after a long day, before she comes in, spread your cheeks wide and run your ringers along your own bare sweaty ass crack down to your balls, rub them around a little, and then smell them. What do you think? Roses, or dead skunk?

Even if somehow you don't think your ass (and balls) stink, in truth, the opinion of your odorous condition is really up to her. If she thinks you stink, guess what, you stink. I recommend being clean, well-groomed, and smelling as good as possible.

To get more bang for your buck, never trust a fart and keep your ass clean.

Bon Chance, happy scrubbing.

[RChangDatyKing]

Hey all-.

I already posted the question on the Las Vegas MP board, but thought I'll ask here as well just in case some of you were there recently.

I will be visiting Las Vegas next month and will be staying on the strip. My buddy and I are looking for some AMPs to visit. We are not necessarily looking for FS AMPs, preferred non-FS actually that has younger girls, gives good massage, offers nice and sensual ending / release and allow mutual touching or reverse massage play. Any recommendations is greatly appreciated. We are willing to drive up to 15-30 minutes from our hotel. Thank you!

[Slayer8]

Going to do some exploring tomorrow in the Mira Mesa / Convoy / Poway area. Any hidden talent recently at Lusk / Mrc? I will be checking in tomorrow and wanted to see if there was any heads up about the talent there. I know they have a few new ladies there so I am excited to try and leave you guys a review. The same with lusk. Lmk if you guys have any recommendations. Only going to be around this area. Thanks in advance Mongers!

[Iwatsu]

Checked out Ocean Spa today. Did 60 for hour. Vivian is cute. Good ass, good books with long nipples. (Autocorrect doesn't think that's a word, wants to make it nippers haha). She gave a good massage, but knows almost no English. Don't try small talk. Allowed OTC during the massage, playfully slapped my hand if I tried anything else.

On the flip, asked what I want. 200 for BBBJ, CFS in lots of positions. Wasnt good at faking. Not saying she didn't try, just isn't good at it. Also did everything really fast. CW humping like crazy, etc. Tits are good, ass good, pussy good. Hides her baby damage by leaving her mini-dress over her middle.

Overall won't repeat. Better out there for less $.

Stay safe.

[J0K3R]

The lady from Wildflower sounds like the body type you are looking for.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/wild...pa-san-diego-3

IDK if it is full service though.

Its not. I can get CBJ from her, but took more than one visit, she promised more extras if I visited more LOL, I thought that included FS eventually but nah never happened. She's kinda my type though so I was ok visiting a few times, her HJ is pretty bad though just typical jackhammer, CBJ is ok but I don't think you get it from first visit, also bring your own rubber.

[ZyDawg]

Went to Osaka, paid. 5 hh for a very lackluster massage. But my girl was fun and funny. Kept spanking me, making me laugh, whispering in my ear, etc. Halfway through she asked me to flip, saw my junior, and started off on a HE. I asked her how much for FS, she said they don't do FS, but I pressed and she asked 1. 5. She was a bit younger, probably early 40's at most, but fit as a fiddle. Paid up, and then had a good time. Bare with a CP to finish. Amazing. After we were done, she cleaned me up, and told me to come back before she leaves. Probably will since I had a grand ol' time. Had to be extremely quiet but she let me suck on her tits to quiet me down.

[Chaos23]

Yep this is true. I'm a minority and I've experienced this first-hand.

That' said, I haven't had any issues in years. Why is that? Because it's pretty easy to overcome. Follow the "nice guy" tips I posted below and also make sure you are clean-cut, smell good / fresh, and dress nicely. And by speaking in a low calm voice, I usually already have the girl at ease by the time I step into the room. I usually don't like putting the tip out at the beginning because I feel it limits me, especially when I'm trying a new place or new girl. But during the course of the massage when she's willing to give me "extras" and she wants the tip upfront, I oblige with no questions asked. On subsequent visits they usually don't ask for the tip upfront anymore.

There's definitely discrimination, but it can be overcome and there are surprises out there. Once a girl gets comfortable with you sometimes being certain ethnicities can play to your advantage because some of these girls are curious. To illustrate my point, just this week I want to a north county AMP that had FS. It was my first time there and I got this extremely attractive girl in her late 20's / early 30's. I got the full menu right off the bat at the standard rate, she was giggling / smiling the whole time, and afterward she wanted to exchange numbers. We've been texting each other (with the help of Google Translate, LOL) the last several days. She wants me to take her out for dinner, but she doesn't want to get in trouble with her boss so she's trying to find a good time to sneak out, LOL. Not sure if anything is going to come from it and I don't want to get her in trouble, but at minimum I can easily schedule an appointment at the AMP with this hot young Chinese girl who will treat me like a king. Being clean cut, a nice guy with no incessant haggling will get you in the game even if you're a minority that typically faces discrimination in these places.

You nailed it bro. Take out is the best because they want to have fun too and they can't make noise or risk getting fired. It is actually pretty hard to keep quite and the beds from banging against the wall and they take a lot of risk. You also mentioned something dead-on, once they're comfortable, you only need to put the tip up front if they think you're going to screw them over. It's always better to tip afterwards (except when you get a negative reaction and discriminated against from a known solid provider, then tip on the table the first time assuages their fear).

You sound like a gentleman, I look forward to hearing how your date goes with that young hottle. I'll have to add the 'low, calm voice' to my repertoire, haven't tried channeling Barry White. You know you're a pro when you can get the full menu on the first go while beating racial stereotypes. Right on brother!

[NudeBeachPerv]

Hey community what in your opinion is the best FS MP I want a somewhat younger / MILF, looking for big tits / big ass, and looking for FS and for the best rate as possible. I will drop my review here after that's in advance.

Mr. Dickerdown.

The lady from Wildflower sounds like the body type you are looking for.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/wild...pa-san-diego-3

IDK if it is full service though.

[Kwaze]

So, I decided to give this place a try on Friday after work to relieve some stress. I had mildly nice lotion massage with Mimi 60/ .5 hr HF and 1.4 Tip, she was very pretty, petite and tone body, bolt-ons a little firm.

She asked where it hurt, I said everything. She was very giving of and extremely passionate about her Job on me, roaming hands permissible. I did not have FS, I did not get CBJ because that is a no no, gigity gigity. Wink!

After, I got introduced to another girl there, forgot her name, that was just as pretty. Ages are 30's - 40's, but both look young with those tight body's.

One of the better AMPs overall that I have been to in awhile in regards to lady choice. I do recommend! Happing Hunting.

[MrDickerDown]

Hey community what in your opinion is the best FS MP I want a somewhat younger / MILF, looking for big tits / big ass, and looking for FS and for the best rate as possible. I will drop my review here after that's in advance.

Mr. Dickerdown.

[Bob521]

I live in Temecula and there are quite a few places. Like you I try to stay low key and I don't post much in Temecula because I don't want to get noticed. A place that used to be called Transcend, now called Su's might fit your criteria. It's out of the way. There are some good posts in Inland Empire, or put "Temecula" in your search. Consider Oasis, 5-Star- I think that's the name, Mimi's. The city is actively trying to shut down places. Used to be 70 and now its down to 30 spas left. But as I said I am not actively frequenting places since we're try to buy one. Wouldn't look good to get outed as a customer of a place my girlfriend and I are trying to buy.

Bob.

I've gotten a few requests to post reviews. I'm currently in a somewhat long-term arrangement with a sugar baby, but she's in the middle of finals right now and prepping for graduation. Understandably we've been seeing each other little bit less lately, but hey a guy has needs! So for the past few weeks I've been getting up to speed with the AMP scene here in the NC. I've hit the jackpot at a couple of places, but I kinda want to finish a full census of the area before I give a more thorough report. It's going to take a little longer than expected because as mentioned earlier one girl is texting me daily and I got to give her repeat visits.

I will say FS is definitely back in the NC AMPs after a very long absence. I haven't found FS in a place that hasn't already been reported here, but I can confirm their reports The biggest downside is that all the places that had FS were in VERY visible areas. This makes me nervous in going to those places and also reporting in detail about those places. Oceanside and Vista are not shy about AMP busts and I'm worried if these places have a high volume of foot traffic, it's going to get noticed easily by locals & prudes. It's honestly why I don't really recommend going to these places. I think the owners picked really bad spots to offer regular FS. Pick a quiet or rundown shopping outlet, but these places in Oceanside are in highly visible redeveloped areas, LOL. Won't be long for the noise and public nuisance complaints, followed by Vice.

So right now I have some more low-key supposedly HJ-only AMPs on my survey list. They're in quieter locations of Oceanside / Vista / Carlsbad and might be able to fish out additional extras without all the visibility.

[Bob521]

Wife does not know about girlfriend or the spa. I actually gave her the SPA in Chicago (technically for IRS gift tax reasons, I made her a loan). Will do the same thing here in California. I've been visiting the spas in Temecula asking if they want to sell. Needs to be a Legit SPA because she is a legit masseuse. Super strong deep tissue massage. 5 ft tall and 90 pounds. Eventually we'll be looking for massage workers (who want to go legit).

Bob.

I think he bought a spa and let his girlfriend runs it without his wife knowing.

[John G Smith]

I've gotten a few requests to post reviews. I'm currently in a somewhat long-term arrangement with a sugar baby, but she's in the middle of finals right now and prepping for graduation. Understandably we've been seeing each other little bit less lately, but hey a guy has needs! So for the past few weeks I've been getting up to speed with the AMP scene here in the NC. I've hit the jackpot at a couple of places, but I kinda want to finish a full census of the area before I give a more thorough report. It's going to take a little longer than expected because as mentioned earlier one girl is texting me daily and I got to give her repeat visits or see her outside of work.

I will say FS is definitely back in the NC AMPs after a very long absence. I haven't found FS in a place that hasn't already been reported here, but I can confirm their reports The biggest downside is that all the places that had FS were in VERY visible areas. This makes me nervous in going to those places and also reporting in detail about those places. Oceanside and Vista are not shy about AMP busts and I'm worried if these places have a high volume of foot traffic, it's going to get noticed easily by locals & prudes. It's honestly why I don't really recommend going to these places. I think the owners picked really bad spots to offer regular FS. Pick a quiet or rundown shopping outlet, but these places in Oceanside are in highly visible redeveloped areas, LOL. Won't be long for the noise and public nuisance complaints, followed by Vice.

So right now I have some more low-key supposedly HJ-only AMPs on my survey list. They're in quieter locations of Oceanside / Vista / Carlsbad and might be able to fish out additional extras without all the visibility. When I'm done, I'll make a report, but similar to Bob I won't be giving an overly detailed report on specifics about the girls for their protection. I'll leave enough clues so seasoned vets can piece it together and newbies who are willing to do research to have a chance.. But I'm not going to put these girls on a silver platter for every random considering how tenuous the AMP scene has traditionally been in the north county. We have to practice "sustainability" up here, LOL. This ain't Kearny Mesa.

[Bob521]

Great post, not just for newbies but seasoned guys as well.

As you said, be relaxed and friendly, and treat the girl nicely and with respect. WeChat and Google Translate help you to stay in contact with the girls.

Strange as it may seem, its sometimes more fun doing things with a non-pro. In Chicago I'd go to foot massage places, develop a rapport and then see them on their days off.

One other point, a philosophical thing, I prefer to talk about how to get extras in general, rather than describing a specific girl since that can easily get a girl fired. Most owners read these posts.

Bob.

I've mostly been in the Sugar Bowl the last 7-8 years, but I still enjoy partaking MPs every now and then, and I definitely enjoy the challenge and mystery of getting Extras in not so obvious places.

Here are some of my Tips.

1. Figure out your own "Groove". Meaning if you're a lady's man and you're playfully direct (like Bob) then you can go that route. If you're funny guy, use your humor. If you're a nice guy, be nice.

2. That said, you can never go wrong being a "nice guy" all things being equal. This means smiling, be polite, and respectful. Showing kindness and graciousness goes a LONG way with these women. I would say 8 out of 10 girls always remark how nice and respectful I am.

3. Don't be loud. Meaning when you greet and talk with her in the lobby and have small chit-chat in the room, keep your voice to a confident but low and easy volume. These girls don't like attracting a lot of attention in general, so loud laughs and such is going to make them nervous. Also they're going to be less likely to talk and be flirty with you if every word you say is like a bull-horn.

4. Unless you can pull it off playfully, don't be aggressive or pushy, ESPECIALLY on your first visit. If you grabher ass and she quickly pulls away take the hint. And even when she does let you lightly grope, don't overdo it. Massage her leg for 20 seconds or so when she's in a convenient position and then just gradually stop. You're giving her signals, but she still feels in control and you also give off a "respectful" and "controlled" vibe. And if you ask for a CBJ and she declines, just let it go. And if she's over-charging you on a HJ like. 8 then just politely decline. Don't get angry.

5. You're probably wondering why most of these tips so far relate to being a "nice" and other basics rather than some secret technique to get the Hidden Menu. But what these things do is make her COMFORTABLE. Once she feels fully comfortable around you, then you've taken the first major step to getting the Hidden Menu.

6. The next step is showing that you have the potential to be a good regular. Providers love regulars. So if you have a good session on your first visit with the girl, you MUST visit and see her again within a week. So it's important that you get her name at the beginning of the session and then towards the end of the session, ask for her schedule. You need to try hard to see her again, instead of a different girl. If you get a different girl this soon, you're back at square one. So follow-up within a week if you can. You don't want to over-tip (that makes you a sucker), but as others have said tipping 10 or 20 over the usual amount is good because it means she'll see you as valuable customer above the random walk-in. Eventually you'll get your money's worth as well.

7. Once you've made her "comfortable" and you've established yourself as a"regular", this is when you start making your moves. Just remember both comfort and being a regular is important. Just being a regular isn't enough because women have regulars that they absolutely hate. They'll do the minimum or just enough to get hem off and out as fast as possible. If a girl is giving you a mechanical or jack-hammer HJ with barely any eye-contact, giggling, or flirting then you probably haven't got her into a comfort zone. Granted, many of these girls do kind of go on auto-pilot and glaze over when giving extras, but you should be able to tell when a girl is trying to make you "happy" versus just trying to get you"off". Often times their behavior right after you cum is a great indicator. If they're very talkative or smiling, and attentiveness to you then they're probably comfortable with you. But if they kind of shutdown and quickly end the rest of the massage after the hot towel, then they probably see you as John #2389 and you're not there yet.

8. The original question was how to get extras beyond a standard HJ and minimal touching. So once you you've establish comfort and a regular, then start with under the clothes action. This is where your. 60 comes in handy. Since you're already giving 10-20 above the usual, the girl will likely feel obligated to let you cop an extra feel. You want to try to touch bare skin whether it's her ass or tits. Usually the ass is a bit easier because of positioning and the type of bra the girl is wearing. BUT don't immediately start trying to stick her fingers in her. Don't do anything invasive because that will likely take her out of her comfort zone. Take it slow at first. After the 3rd or so time doing this, you can lightly graze her magic box to take a temperature of where you're at but take it easy. But remember #3. If you're making very loud moans and noises just from a HJ and under clothes action, she'll be afraid to give you anything more because you blaring like a siren will draw too much attention.

9. Once you've gotten some under the clothes action, NOW is the time to start seeing a couple of the other girls in the AMP. Why? Girls are competitive. See another girl, the same girl for two visits or so. And it's important for the first girl know that you've seen someone else. The first girl may not show outwardly, she will get a little jealous and wonder what extras you're getting with the other girl. While these girls do talk about customers to each other, they are coy about what they do with each customer. I noticed this during a 4 hand massage. Individually I had practically disrobed each girl with my hands going everywhere I wanted with tons of dirty talk, but during the 4 hand, it was a straight HJ with zero touching under the clothes. I thought it was going to be the greatest massage ever but it ended up being the worst. It was like neither girl wanted to reveal what they did with me to the other. So the details of what goes on in a room with a girl is a bit of a black box so use that to your advantage.

10. Return to the first girl and try now to push the boundaries one notch up. If you did well, then she will likely allow you to do more vigorous touching. She wants to assert that you are HER regular. So she WANTS to make you happy and satisfied. From here you can feel out the vibe and you can determine what new extras you want to request. If you want to make the leap to BJ make sure you have the appropriate tip ready. Also when requesting a completely new or Hidden Menu item like that, try to schedule your appointment for an off hour when it's not busy or slow days. At some AMPs some girls may only see one or two customers on a very slow day, so if you see them on those days they'll be more amenable to Hidden Menu items for a good tip. If you can't go on a slow day, try schedule before closing or at the opening. Whatever time where they don't feel rushed.

Even if you do all these things, it just may not be possible to get FS from a HJ girl. The rooms / office / table just may not facilitate it or the girl just thinks it's too risky. And this does take time, it could take anywhere from 4-12 visits to get the Hidden Menu. But that's part of the fun, the challenge and uncertainty of it all. These tips though should most certainly get you to a minimum of some under clothes touching even with the shyest girl. Again, she has to be comfortable with you. If she's never comfortable with you, it's never going to happen.

And finally once you do access the Hidden Menu at a HJ-only AMP, be very cautious with sharing intel about it on public and review boards. If "Jenny" is suddenly getting dozens of guys (many of them not gentlemen) asking for her to blow or fuck them, then she's going to be very upset and may rip up her Hidden menu to you or worse she may get fired if her boss or other girls see reviews or get a surge of FS requests. So keep your hidden gem to yourself or only share it via PM with trusted members who know how to cultivate a relationship with a provider. If the girl moves on and no longer works there or it seems more / all girls at the AMP are providing extras beyond teasing / HJ then you're probably safe to review or post about her. I know we love to share information but these girls are trying to make a livelihood or pay the bills, so don't get them in trouble. Also if a girl sees a fellow provider getting shamed or fired because she gave BJ / FS then that girl is less likely to risk offering Hidden Menu items to you. If the girls are afraid, they are less likely to do anything. So the less we burn girls, the less fear there will be, and the better chance you have at finding hidden gems. You can drop subtle hints about a place without putting girls on blast.

[Ryan1979]

Not at the La Mesa Blue Green. Was in the area today and took a look. It is some kind of Youth Services organization. The guy who posted on Rubmaps must have been trying to review the other Blue Green (in the Convoy area, I think).

I'm referring to the BG spa in Chula Vista on Bonita Rd, 2nd floor.