Massage Parlor Reports

[PColaFun1]

I seen this place on RR I think I looked at Rmaps and it had some reviews so I found some time to check it out. Its definitely out of site an an office complex, so if you need discretion this is a good spot. I get in pay for the hhr, I asked for the hr but she recommended the hhr. I get it, lets pump as many of us suckers through as possible. Anyway, get in the room and its dark, like really dark. I lay ther 3 or 4 minutes and she comes back in and does a little rub, it feels good. I rub on her legs and little ass go let her know I'm safe. She has me turnover and not that my eyes have adjusted I can see the wither mask on she's cute. I'd guess late 30's thin and fit. Small ass and a large A cup orsmall b. She is playful. She rubs my front a little bit and teases the twig and berries. I'm at full mast and she asks what I want, we settle with FS for 1. 4. A little oral inspection and she bends over the massage table then we switch to standing mish. She's loud and don't care if she's heard. I deposit in the bag. She gets me water and as I leave she said her name was cici (I know, very unique) and to come see her again. Good time. I'd repeat if there werent so many options here in San Diego.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/212533

[GilfLover]

In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.

Wow, that's funny. Perhaps there should be a hygiene forum?

[AeroStartC]

Visited Wspa this after noon. Paid for a 30 minutes service. I was there for a sucky sucky and it was delivered correctly by Tina. But before me, there was a dude in the other room who didn't want to pay Tina the service she delivered. She was disappointed and told the dude to not comeback ever again. I will visit this place from time to time. Wzrd94 approves this place!

Invest on safemoon and bonfire coins.

Is this JW SPA?

[MaxKat]

In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.

There has been a lot of great tips given to newbies in this hobby lately. Hygiene has been mentioned many times, but we should also consider the effects of good grooming too. Grooming as in man-scaping or body hair management. I'm fairly well-groomed in general but this includes down by my junk (I have no intentions of sharing any more detail than that). But this is another hint to my masseuse that I'm into more fun than just a massage. We know, they check us out head to toe, and especially our Johnson, so standing or lying there clean, smelling nice, and well-groomed gives her a more positive impression, and I think makes us more touchable. And you can take my word for it or not, the less hair down there, the easier it is to be clean.

What makes me an authority on ass crack stench and groin grooming practices? Nothing really, but one day I arranged an uncommonly late afternoon visit with one of my favorites, and luckily for me I stripped down alone. Dropping my drawers with my usual confidence, I immediately noticed my ass stunk like a sewer. I was stunned because I'm a "clean" guy, and I had showered after I had taken my daily dump. But that day I remembered I had been farting constantly, and freely. I forgot what I ate but it was likely the burritos and beer from the night before. It was those mighty, misty fragrant farts throughout the day that fouled up my shorts, balls, and ass crack.

To remedy this immediate emergency, I grabbed the robe hanging there, and headed to the rest room. Once there I went to work with some fine flowery smelling hand soap to clean up Johnny and the boys and then detoxed the entire neighborhood. With the disaster averted I had my usual happy ending with my favorite, and learned a valuable lesson.

If you think this post if a bunch of crap, the next time you go for a massage after a long day, before she comes in, spread your cheeks wide and run your ringers along your own bare sweaty ass crack down to your balls, rub them around a little, and then smell them. What do you think? Roses, or dead skunk?

Even if somehow you don't think your ass (and balls) stink, in truth, the opinion of your odorous condition is really up to her. If she thinks you stink, guess what, you stink. I recommend being clean, well-groomed, and smelling as good as possible.

To get more bang for your buck, never trust a fart and keep your ass clean.

Bon Chance, happy scrubbing.

When you're young never trust an orgasm and never waste a fart. When you're old never waste an orgasm and never trust a fart.

[Wzrd94]

Visited Wspa this after noon. Paid for a 30 minutes service. I was there for a sucky sucky and it was delivered correctly by Tina. But before me, there was a dude in the other room who didn't want to pay Tina the service she delivered. She was disappointed and told the dude to not comeback ever again. I will visit this place from time to time. Wzrd94 approves this place!

Invest on safemoon and bonfire coins.

[Amp Wang Lei]

In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.

There has been a lot of great tips given to newbies in this hobby lately. Hygiene has been mentioned many times, but we should also consider the effects of good grooming too. Grooming as in man-scaping or body hair management. I'm fairly well-groomed in general but this includes down by my junk (I have no intentions of sharing any more detail than that). But this is another hint to my masseuse that I'm into more fun than just a massage. We know, they check us out head to toe, and especially our Johnson, so standing or lying there clean, smelling nice, and well-groomed gives her a more positive impression, and I think makes us more touchable. And you can take my word for it or not, the less hair down there, the easier it is to be clean.

What makes me an authority on ass crack stench and groin grooming practices? Nothing really, but one day I arranged an uncommonly late afternoon visit with one of my favorites, and luckily for me I stripped down alone. Dropping my drawers with my usual confidence, I immediately noticed my ass stunk like a sewer. I was stunned because I'm a "clean" guy, and I had showered after I had taken my daily dump. But that day I remembered I had been farting constantly, and freely. I forgot what I ate but it was likely the burritos and beer from the night before. It was those mighty, misty fragrant farts throughout the day that fouled up my shorts, balls, and ass crack.

To remedy this immediate emergency, I grabbed the robe hanging there, and headed to the rest room. Once there I went to work with some fine flowery smelling hand soap to clean up Johnny and the boys and then detoxed the entire neighborhood. With the disaster averted I had my usual happy ending with my favorite, and learned a valuable lesson.

If you think this post if a bunch of crap, the next time you go for a massage after a long day, before she comes in, spread your cheeks wide and run your ringers along your own bare sweaty ass crack down to your balls, rub them around a little, and then smell them. What do you think? Roses, or dead skunk?

Even if somehow you don't think your ass (and balls) stink, in truth, the opinion of your odorous condition is really up to her. If she thinks you stink, guess what, you stink. I recommend being clean, well-groomed, and smelling as good as possible.

To get more bang for your buck, never trust a fart and keep your ass clean.

Bon Chance, happy scrubbing.

[RChangDatyKing]

Hey all-.

I already posted the question on the Las Vegas MP board, but thought I'll ask here as well just in case some of you were there recently.

I will be visiting Las Vegas next month and will be staying on the strip. My buddy and I are looking for some AMPs to visit. We are not necessarily looking for FS AMPs, preferred non-FS actually that has younger girls, gives good massage, offers nice and sensual ending / release and allow mutual touching or reverse massage play. Any recommendations is greatly appreciated. We are willing to drive up to 15-30 minutes from our hotel. Thank you!

[Slayer8]

Going to do some exploring tomorrow in the Mira Mesa / Convoy / Poway area. Any hidden talent recently at Lusk / Mrc? I will be checking in tomorrow and wanted to see if there was any heads up about the talent there. I know they have a few new ladies there so I am excited to try and leave you guys a review. The same with lusk. Lmk if you guys have any recommendations. Only going to be around this area. Thanks in advance Mongers!

[Iwatsu]

Checked out Ocean Spa today. Did 60 for hour. Vivian is cute. Good ass, good books with long nipples. (Autocorrect doesn't think that's a word, wants to make it nippers haha). She gave a good massage, but knows almost no English. Don't try small talk. Allowed OTC during the massage, playfully slapped my hand if I tried anything else.

On the flip, asked what I want. 200 for BBBJ, CFS in lots of positions. Wasnt good at faking. Not saying she didn't try, just isn't good at it. Also did everything really fast. CW humping like crazy, etc. Tits are good, ass good, pussy good. Hides her baby damage by leaving her mini-dress over her middle.

Overall won't repeat. Better out there for less $.

Stay safe.

[J0K3R]

The lady from Wildflower sounds like the body type you are looking for.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/wild...pa-san-diego-3

IDK if it is full service though.

Its not. I can get CBJ from her, but took more than one visit, she promised more extras if I visited more LOL, I thought that included FS eventually but nah never happened. She's kinda my type though so I was ok visiting a few times, her HJ is pretty bad though just typical jackhammer, CBJ is ok but I don't think you get it from first visit, also bring your own rubber.

[ZyDawg]

Went to Osaka, paid. 5 hh for a very lackluster massage. But my girl was fun and funny. Kept spanking me, making me laugh, whispering in my ear, etc. Halfway through she asked me to flip, saw my junior, and started off on a HE. I asked her how much for FS, she said they don't do FS, but I pressed and she asked 1. 5. She was a bit younger, probably early 40's at most, but fit as a fiddle. Paid up, and then had a good time. Bare with a CP to finish. Amazing. After we were done, she cleaned me up, and told me to come back before she leaves. Probably will since I had a grand ol' time. Had to be extremely quiet but she let me suck on her tits to quiet me down.

[Chaos23]

Yep this is true. I'm a minority and I've experienced this first-hand.

That' said, I haven't had any issues in years. Why is that? Because it's pretty easy to overcome. Follow the "nice guy" tips I posted below and also make sure you are clean-cut, smell good / fresh, and dress nicely. And by speaking in a low calm voice, I usually already have the girl at ease by the time I step into the room. I usually don't like putting the tip out at the beginning because I feel it limits me, especially when I'm trying a new place or new girl. But during the course of the massage when she's willing to give me "extras" and she wants the tip upfront, I oblige with no questions asked. On subsequent visits they usually don't ask for the tip upfront anymore.

There's definitely discrimination, but it can be overcome and there are surprises out there. Once a girl gets comfortable with you sometimes being certain ethnicities can play to your advantage because some of these girls are curious. To illustrate my point, just this week I want to a north county AMP that had FS. It was my first time there and I got this extremely attractive girl in her late 20's / early 30's. I got the full menu right off the bat at the standard rate, she was giggling / smiling the whole time, and afterward she wanted to exchange numbers. We've been texting each other (with the help of Google Translate, LOL) the last several days. She wants me to take her out for dinner, but she doesn't want to get in trouble with her boss so she's trying to find a good time to sneak out, LOL. Not sure if anything is going to come from it and I don't want to get her in trouble, but at minimum I can easily schedule an appointment at the AMP with this hot young Chinese girl who will treat me like a king. Being clean cut, a nice guy with no incessant haggling will get you in the game even if you're a minority that typically faces discrimination in these places.

You nailed it bro. Take out is the best because they want to have fun too and they can't make noise or risk getting fired. It is actually pretty hard to keep quite and the beds from banging against the wall and they take a lot of risk. You also mentioned something dead-on, once they're comfortable, you only need to put the tip up front if they think you're going to screw them over. It's always better to tip afterwards (except when you get a negative reaction and discriminated against from a known solid provider, then tip on the table the first time assuages their fear).

You sound like a gentleman, I look forward to hearing how your date goes with that young hottle. I'll have to add the 'low, calm voice' to my repertoire, haven't tried channeling Barry White. You know you're a pro when you can get the full menu on the first go while beating racial stereotypes. Right on brother!

[NudeBeachPerv]

Hey community what in your opinion is the best FS MP I want a somewhat younger / MILF, looking for big tits / big ass, and looking for FS and for the best rate as possible. I will drop my review here after that's in advance.

Mr. Dickerdown.

The lady from Wildflower sounds like the body type you are looking for.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/wild...pa-san-diego-3

IDK if it is full service though.

[Kwaze]

So, I decided to give this place a try on Friday after work to relieve some stress. I had mildly nice lotion massage with Mimi 60/ .5 hr HF and 1.4 Tip, she was very pretty, petite and tone body, bolt-ons a little firm.

She asked where it hurt, I said everything. She was very giving of and extremely passionate about her Job on me, roaming hands permissible. I did not have FS, I did not get CBJ because that is a no no, gigity gigity. Wink!

After, I got introduced to another girl there, forgot her name, that was just as pretty. Ages are 30's - 40's, but both look young with those tight body's.

One of the better AMPs overall that I have been to in awhile in regards to lady choice. I do recommend! Happing Hunting.

[MrDickerDown]

Hey community what in your opinion is the best FS MP I want a somewhat younger / MILF, looking for big tits / big ass, and looking for FS and for the best rate as possible. I will drop my review here after that's in advance.

Mr. Dickerdown.