Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[HanginBalls]

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I think you should call MHMR

I'm not a mental health professional but it seems like you have issues one of them could help you with.

A2

[HanginBalls]

OK. She's beautiful. Here's the dilemma: She lost everything in the stock market except for her house and vibrators. We were kickin' a few back at this trendy bar when two dudes flirted with her when I was taking a piss. Long story short she took these two dweebs home for 3 bills. After an hour they were high-fiving each other thinking they just scored! She asks me to finish her off but no! No! There's a huge cream pie in her box and I'm not into mixing recipes. She douches and after two hours we're laying in bed exhausted. Both of us got affected by the virus. She says she can use the money and can probably handle 2-3 guys a day.

Would you allow your old lady to pound it out till things get better or does your moral consciousnce come into play? BTW she has discussed raising her rates. She has been on this site and has no interest in seeing mongers. She just wants to bang preppy bar-goers.

[Admin2]

How many usernames does this guy have? I see more and more different handles with the same exact writing style.

I don't know but report the posts and if it's him I'll delete them and the user. Please don't comment them, not just you but none of you guys, because when you comment him so you can "call him out" you just encourage him and then I also have to check the thread and see if it's been quoted after I delete it.

If you all ignore him, report the posts, NEVER quote and comment him, he will eventually go somewhere else but as long as some of you keep giving him free blowjobs he's going to keep coming back and getting them.

A2

[Moejoo]

He doesn't do it because he likes to write, he does it because he's starved for attention. If everybody put him on their ignore list and NEVER mentioned him again he would go somewhere else. It's not about sex, it's about finding validation in what I am sure is a pitiful life.

If I gave him his own thread and enough guys didn't comment his posts he would make a new user and not use that thread.

A2.

How many usernames does this guy have? I see more and more different handles with the same exact writing style.

[Admin2]

Can Admin give Hanginballs his own forum? Maybe it would keep him off all the others. The people who enjoy his stories can go there to read them. Banning him doesn't seem to be working.

He doesn't do it because he likes to write, he does it because he's starved for attention. If everybody put him on their ignore list and NEVER mentioned him again he would go somewhere else. It's not about sex, it's about finding validation in what I am sure is a pitiful life.

If I gave him his own thread and enough guys didn't comment his posts he would make a new user and not use that thread.

A2.

[HanginBalls]

Can Admin give Hanginballs his own forum? Maybe it would keep him off all the others. The people who enjoy his stories can go there to read them. Banning him doesn't seem to be working.

I'm game if you are!!

[MrWhite627]

Put yet another Hanginballs account on ignore. Dude, get a life.

Can Admin give Hanginballs his own forum? Maybe it would keep him off all the others. The people who enjoy his stories can go there to read them. Banning him doesn't seem to be working.

[LeeOskar]

Tryst's new design seems to have removed the "last login" note, which was really helpful when choosing who to contact and who to ignore. Am I missing something about this view? If the last login still appears, can you share where I should look?

It looks like they added the last login date & favorites back.

[Jc2490]

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[HanginBalls]

I don't purposefully. I have though and then still wanted some action later in the day or night so went for a drive. I remember once I found a chick for a car date and still exploded in like 5 minutes but that was some years ago.

Recently when I was with my glamazon girlfriend, she ripped me a new one for unloading too early. " Shit! That's two for two"! After she rubs one out she sets me to the bed and says," Listen, I am a prostitute". I laughed hard due to her conservative look and values. She continued," I met this old man and he made me an offer I couldn't refuse". "Oh! So you're a sugar baby not a pro". I said. " Well, no. I have one other retiree I service on a weekly basis". " That still doesn't make you a pro", I returned. " Don't be a smart-ass. She said and asked if I had a problem with that. I started getting hard again and wanted to pound her mush so I said," No". " Anyways, the old man summoned me and her did a really good job getting me excited (DATY) then he slides in me and gets me near the point and "Boom" he explodes right before I can. Now you come here and you blast off before I can. WTF"! We fuck again and I manage to last 20 minutes which was enough for her to gush two more times.

We hear a knock on her door and it's her other sugar-daddy. She rushes me into the closet and says," This will only take fifteen minutes. He comes in and says," I am here for you Mistress. May I lick your pussy"? Now, I know her puss was filled with my jizz and she didn't have time to cleanse. She rejected his request and demanded he fuck her mouth. They went back and forth till she finally gave in. " I just masturbated so I may have my juices in there", she warned. He says," You know I love your musky scent" he says. He must eat some really good pussy because her screams rattled the walls! After he jerks off on her tits he says," Honey, next time I prefer if you cleanse beforehand. I love eating your pussy but today was different. You tasted exceptionally well! I wish you would masturbate every time I come over"!

He leaves and she thanks me for keeping quiet. I kinda thought this was going to be the end of our tryst. You know how you just feel like the chemistry is dying? Anyways, she tells me," I will fill your tank every week if you show up at 8;30 every Tuesday and fill my tank"! I said," This guy must be worth it"! She said," Who do you think pays my mortgage"?

[Fdottt]

How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL!

I don't purposefully. I have though and then still wanted some action later in the day or night so went for a drive. I remember once I found a chick for a car date and still exploded in like 5 minutes but that was some years ago.

[HanginBalls]

Put yet another Hanginballs account on ignore. Dude, get a life.

If you don't like what's being said just ignore. You don't need to make an announcement. Talk about someone getting a life. Sheesh!

[Chicago41]

Put yet another Hanginballs account on ignore. Dude, get a life.

[Esidia]

How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL!

Been doing this pretty consistently because otherwise I finish way too quickly. 10 years ago I'd do it like an hour before a meeting, now it's up to three hours. Always good to know your refractory period LOL.

[ZzTopSterZz]

That was my laugh for the day, reading the discussion on doing it to yourself before seeing a provider. Ay my age, I wouldn't dream of doing myself before seeing a provider. That might be the only time I could even pop that day, meaning I wouldn't get much out of the provider. Why disappoint her?

Same goes for those "two pop" discussions. Oh to be 25 again!