Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

**Ron M** · 04-15-21 16:38

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

That was my laugh for the day, reading the discussion on doing it to yourself before seeing a provider. Ay my age, I wouldn't dream of doing myself before seeing a provider. That might be the only time I could even pop that day, meaning I wouldn't get much out of the provider. Why disappoint her?

And disappoint yourself.

I agree.

**Ump1969** · 04-15-21 15:16

That was my laugh for the day, reading the discussion on doing it to yourself before seeing a provider. Ay my age, I wouldn't dream of doing myself before seeing a provider. That might be the only time I could even pop that day, meaning I wouldn't get much out of the provider. Why disappoint her?

**HanginBalls** · 04-15-21 09:16

Originally Posted by LeeOskar [View Original Post]

Some want to last longer than 5 minutes. Especially if it's not MSOG.

Before sex. She hated giving head and sucked at h / j's. She was a stuck up north shore princess. She was hot, so I put up with her nonsense. She was a great fuck! She was a high school cheerleader and even tried out for the Bulls. The average session was maybe five minutes. After m-bating it was maybe ten. This infuriated her and she told me," Listen, if you last 20 minutes I will go down on you. Well, it was a struggle but I managed. She had two orgasms before I unloaded on her torso. The next say I called her up and asked for my reward. Crickets!

**Gary Man** · 04-15-21 03:08

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

He's inescapable.

And unmistakably obvious!

**LeeOskar** · 04-14-21 22:48

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Then what's the point of seeing a prostitute?

I see a prostitute because I don't want to service myself.

Some want to last longer than 5 minutes. Especially if it's not MSOG.

**Walker333** · 04-14-21 20:34

Originally Posted by YsoBig [View Original Post]

When I was in High School I used to bang my friends married mother. Her first sign of interest was when she caught me staring at her hairy Bush poking through her one piece. She looked at me in disgust and turned to finish making us lunch. When she served us she noticed my rock-hard bulge through my pants and nearly dropped the dish plate. After lunch my buddy excused himself to the washroom. We were alone staring at each other. I spread my legs as her eyes were fixated on me. I unzipped my fly and released my fatty. She cautiously walked over and wrapped her hand around my pulsating throbber. A few strokes and I catapulted ropes up her forearm. She quickly cleaned us unbeknownst to her son. A few days later she called me to help her lift a few heavy boxes. After I built up a sweat we went to the kitchen where she made me some ice tea. She was wearing a house robe and you can see her nipples poking through. She stood before me, grabbed my hand and placed it between her thighs underneath the garment. She was soaking wet and loose. She pulled my pants and underwear down and w / o a word straddled my rocket. She gasped as I easily filled her hitting her uterus. Within minutes I exploded and fell limp in her portal. She was frustrated / disappointed but luckily she managed an orgasm while flicking her button while I rested inside her. This went on bi-weekly for a month. Most of the times I would cum in under five minutes till one day she said," You've got to play with yourself before you come over or our tryst is done! You're worse than my husband only you're twice his size"!

The next visit I had done what she asked. She climbs aboard and rides me like there's no tomorrow. She unloads four times in the twenty minutes I was inside her. We fucked for over two months till her hubby caught us in the act. He screamed "Why"? Till I plopped out of her and the answer was in front of his face. He allowed us to screw for the next year and even participate! The thing that bellows in my ear is he would even ask," Did you masturbate before you came over".

He's inescapable.

**GMan25** · 04-14-21 17:26

Originally Posted by MakingItHappen [View Original Post]

How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL!

I had one of those moments where I was at a place where I had only received HJ after numerous visits but I fantasized about the provider giving me more because she was a hottie. One day, she was in a better mood, horny, and things escalated to daty etc. She told me to fuck her, and I came in:30. At my age, I have a time period of recovery time that is needed, but (mental it may be) I know what it is in order to perform again so I follow the schedule if needed if it has been a while since I relieved my balls.

**HanginBalls** · 04-14-21 16:25

Originally Posted by MakingItHappen [View Original Post]

How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL!

When I was in High School I used to bang my friends married mother. Her first sign of interest was when she caught me staring at her hairy Bush poking through her one piece. She looked at me in disgust and turned to finish making us lunch. When she served us she noticed my rock-hard bulge through my pants and nearly dropped the dish plate. After lunch my buddy excused himself to the washroom. We were alone staring at each other. I spread my legs as her eyes were fixated on me. I unzipped my fly and released my fatty. She cautiously walked over and wrapped her hand around my pulsating throbber. A few strokes and I catapulted ropes up her forearm. She quickly cleaned us unbeknownst to her son. A few days later she called me to help her lift a few heavy boxes. After I built up a sweat we went to the kitchen where she made me some ice tea. She was wearing a house robe and you can see her nipples poking through. She stood before me, grabbed my hand and placed it between her thighs underneath the garment. She was soaking wet and loose. She pulled my pants and underwear down and w / o a word straddled my rocket. She gasped as I easily filled her hitting her uterus. Within minutes I exploded and fell limp in her portal. She was frustrated / disappointed but luckily she managed an orgasm while flicking her button while I rested inside her. This went on bi-weekly for a month. Most of the times I would cum in under five minutes till one day she said," You've got to play with yourself before you come over or our tryst is done! You're worse than my husband only you're twice his size"!

The next visit I had done what she asked. She climbs aboard and rides me like there's no tomorrow. She unloads four times in the twenty minutes I was inside her. We fucked for over two months till her hubby caught us in the act. He screamed "Why"? Till I plopped out of her and the answer was in front of his face. He allowed us to screw for the next year and even participate! The thing that bellows in my ear is he would even ask," Did you masturbate before you came over".

**Ron M** · 04-14-21 16:23

Originally Posted by MakingItHappen [View Original Post]

How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL!

Then what's the point of seeing a prostitute?

I see a prostitute because I don't want to service myself.

**LeeOskar** · 04-14-21 15:48

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

Tryst's new design seems to have removed the "last login" note, which was really helpful when choosing who to contact and who to ignore. Am I missing something about this view? If the last login still appears, can you share where I should look?

The faves also disappeared. I lost 6. I can find their profiles, but now I have to search, instead of having them in one place. As far as the login, I've noticed "Active this week", "Active last week", & "not active recently". Doesn't help much, unless it's been in the last 2 weeks.

**LeeOskar** · 04-14-21 15:42

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Do you mean massaging a provider prior to getting a release or SS prior to attending a parlour?

A do it yourself HJ before going. It takes the edge off & you last longer.

**Walker333** · 04-14-21 15:29

Originally Posted by MakingItHappen [View Original Post]

How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL!

Do you mean massaging a provider prior to getting a release or SS prior to attending a parlour?

**MakingItHappen** · 04-14-21 15:01

How many mongers here rub one out before you see a provider or go to an AMP? Just curious!! I do occasionally! LOL!

**Devlin** · 04-14-21 14:55

I just saw that post.

I know a couple of members from the massage thread who should join that partay.

Maybe they could form a Facebook Group as well???

Cackling Hens ... Bwha Ha Ha

**DWaits** · 04-13-21 00:55

Tryst's new design seems to have removed the "last login" note, which was really helpful when choosing who to contact and who to ignore. Am I missing something about this view? If the last login still appears, can you share where I should look?