Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**Michael1967** · 04-17-21 14:01

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!

Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.

And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.

I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.

What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?

One of my clients is a provider that used to be on the other board. She was somewhat popular, but I never saw her (saw her photos though, dammmmmmnnnnn). Six years ago, she left and started a non-sex related business that has a profit of about about $250 K-300 K / year. It's impressive because she doesn't have much more than a high school education but she always says, "Turning tricks gives you every skill you need to be successful in business. " Anyway, she hasn't "worked" since 2015 and she says she still gets several e-mails a month from old clients asking if she's available. She never responds (but she's still flattered), so they keep trying. I can see someone that doesn't have something going on in their life thinking that because people still contact her that they must all want her back.

**Fat Richard** · 04-17-21 13:45

Originally Posted by Jimmysixxx7 [View Original Post]

Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.

The word "generous" in a providers ad means they think they're doing you a huge favor taking your hundreds of hard-earned dollars to rent you their used pussy for a few minutes. And sometimes, depending on who it is, they are.

Dick.

**WamSam** · 04-17-21 13:34

Originally Posted by Jimmysixxx7 [View Original Post]

Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.

"A little about myself. Blah, blah, blah". I don't care at all. It's not a dating profile it's an add.

"Shakes, drinks, aroma candles, spa like atmosphere, fresh towels". I'm not going to a spa, I don't want a protein drink, I'm there to stick my cock in your holes. That's it. Oh, and you better have a fresh towel for me when I'm finished. It's as dumb as a car add informing it has tires.

90% of what is written in adds (especially on "the board") is just plain stupid.

**Jimmysixxx7** · 04-17-21 12:10

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!

Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.

And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.

I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.

What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?

Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.

**AussieFury** · 04-17-21 10:47

There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!

Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.

And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.

I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.

What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?

**AussieFury** · 04-17-21 10:15

Originally Posted by Rousse [View Original Post]

Something broke in her, but in her Destiny days, she was super cool. Now it seems that if you haven't been "ignored" by Asha, you haven't arrived.

I've never met, spoken with, or had ANY interactions with Asha.

Yet she has put all my TNA alts on her ignore list. LOL.

**Rousse** · 04-16-21 19:14

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Asha is a *** from Hell, I always thought Sara Foxx was cool, maybe not.

Something broke in her, but in her Destiny days, she was super cool. Now it seems that if you haven't been "ignored" by Asha, you haven't arrived.

**Camhole** · 04-16-21 00:28

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

He's kinda fucking crazy.

When his "Honestone" handle was finally permanently banned on TNA, Lush changed his header to read that he was an escaped mental patient.

My condolences to your email files. LOL.

**Lee Groinman** · 04-16-21 00:11

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Asha is a *** from Hell, I always thought Sara Foxx was cool, maybe not.

I'd still bang Asha, just keep her mouth busy. Sara is a gossipy *****.

**Lee Groinman** · 04-16-21 00:08

Originally Posted by BillyKlub [View Original Post]

I never really payed much attention to the discussion threads and drama over there. I do remember honestones name coming up a few times but didn't know what he did exactly. The only one I found entertaining enough to read was the Civ2000 and AngelHeaven drama. LOL.

That guy is pathetic!

**AussieFury** · 04-15-21 13:26

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

He's kinda fucking crazy.

The kind of crazy that LITERALLY took a shit on a provider's floor because she refused to perform DATO on him, even when he threatened to call immigration on her?

I bet those emails are awesome.

**Admin2** · 04-15-21 12:35

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Don't worry. I'm sure he's already fired up a couple new alts and you'll get more meltdown in the near future. Like Charlie Murphy said: "He's a habitual line stepper. ".

He's kinda fucking crazy.

**AussieFury** · 04-15-21 10:53

Originally Posted by Camhole [View Original Post]

Sadly this wasn't even his biggest meltdown. Kinda wishing Admin would have let it go a bit longer as I relish fucking with the guy.

Don't worry. I'm sure he's already fired up a couple new alts and you'll get more meltdown in the near future. Like Charlie Murphy said: "He's a habitual line stepper. ".