Massage Parlor Reports

**CallMeMatthew** · 04-02-21 10:21

I stopped in Jiu Jiu (red awning) in Altamonte and they have a new girl, April. She is apparently there for this month. Hence the name. She is attractive, thin, with B size tits and a good massage. I was in the first 20 minutes of my hour massage when another one of you mongers wandered in. I could tell you did not leave and she came in and the massage was over. She went straight for the tease and the flip. I had given. 7 for an hour and then 1. 6 for the FS finish on the flip. She would have stayed and finished the massage but I knew she had someone waiting so I offered to bank my time. Instead she gave me a decent refund for the rush and was very apologetic.

The fun on the flip was great. I think she has a great body and nice face. Pussy was tight and she rocked my world in CG until I blew in the cover. She was not that into 69 but that could have been a time issue. Not sure. I will definitely return and hope for the fully monty next time.

-cmm.

**MantraCkMike** · 04-02-21 07:07

Originally Posted by LargeProf [View Original Post]

1000000000000% legit.

I can confirm as well. 100 percent legit.

**BigHeadJohn** · 04-02-21 00:42

Originally Posted by ThatBroThere [View Original Post]

I actually called 88 sand lake message to ask them who's working and they told me yumi from MC is there. Do the same people run the place? I don't know if you would know.

Different Yumi.

I can confirm that she is not the Yumi from MC.

**HOD415** · 04-01-21 22:41

Originally Posted by Nohassles [View Original Post]

I saw Sophie about two weeks ago. She told me they were closing MDS around the end of March and she and Cici would be at their affiliate Spa downtown on Fern Creek. I haven't had a chance to go there so I can't confirm.

When I stopped my MM the other day I passed the place on Fern Creek and it looked like the place was closed. I've always wanted to go to MDS so I hope you're right that the girls from MDS are going to be there.

**RatFish** · 04-01-21 20:01

Hadn't been in a couple years and was in the area. Drew Coco, good looking petite body. Good experience, but not up to NDS / King standards. Nice BBBJ and the usual alphabet of positions. Did not offer greek or TUMA, all in $220 - had a good time and would repeat if convenient, but would lean towards other options given choice.

**ThatBroThere** · 04-01-21 16:45

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

The girls who are at NDS now will probably be at King next month and vice-versa. The same folks run both and the girls rotate between the two spas.

I actually called 88 sand lake message to ask them who's working and they told me yumi from MC is there. Do the same people run the place? I don't know if you would know.

**Big In Japan** · 04-01-21 15:48

Originally Posted by ThatBroThere [View Original Post]

On that note, who's good at king massage? I've never been. LOL.

The girls who are at NDS now will probably be at King next month and vice-versa. The same folks run both and the girls rotate between the two spas.

**LargeProf** · 04-01-21 15:18

Originally Posted by LargeProf [View Original Post]

Can I get some details on Alexis.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40466/

1000000000000% legit.

**RowdyReptile** · 04-01-21 13:56

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

THIS is where Mona/Yuki(Monica) at King/NDS and Keiko(Snow) at MC get the super high-marks for having the business sense to ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ASSURE that every single girl, on every single appointment, for every single customer provides the SAME and CONSISTENT level of service! The U-Massage YMMV model is such a poor way to run an AMP, even though it seems much more common than the King/NDS & MC model. You would think that the manager, or even the other girls, would get the hint from customers always asking for Jenny, but each girl seems to set a variable range of boundaries such that they have GOT to be losing business to those AMPs that offer consistent service.

While some of us might like to complain that it can get boring with the same old routine, time after time, even when that routine is with a variety of very good looking, youngish girls, and that routine is mind-blowingly-over-the-top and rare to find at most any other location, the need for "variety" cannot possibly extend to the point where crap-level service constitutes a desirable change of pace from that consistent routine!

Moral of the story: When going to U-Massage, CALL AHEAD FIRST and ask if Jenny is available, then ASK for her from the lobby (BEFORE paying any money). If she's not able to see you, LEAVE... WALK OUT... DO NOT STAY FOR ANYBODY ELSE! (at least not until some schlep not able to RTFF (to find this advice) trips across and reports on some other girl being at Jenny's level). Then go to NDS (closest to U-Massage), or MC, or King. Do not pass GO and do not collect $200 (and do not go to KMS... see earlier report by JimmyChap)..

I agree w DW's sage advice. Except, don't call and ask: Is Jenny working today. Ask: What girls are working today. If you ask directly if Jenny is in, they just may say yes, just to get your ass and hard on in the door even if she isn't in that day.

**ThatBroThere** · 04-01-21 13:32

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

This is good stuff to know. Nonetheless, the simple fact that you NEED TO KNOW who is, and who is NOT, worth seeing still means there is a level of uncertainty and a YMMV-factor (i.e. risk) to visiting U-Massage, and further confirms the benefit of NDS/King & MC where all you need to know is that ANY and EVERY girl is going to meet that standard. It's just easier to go to a place where there is a guaranteed experience. That said, based on this report, I still might see Kiki, or any other girl reported to be of Jenny-level service. But I would have to call first and I would still recommend refusing to see any unknown quantity (unless one feels like taking one for the team to find out).

Oh, dude. 100%. I've had some very lackluster experiences at you massage. Haggling me for extra blah blah. I actually think I've seen diamond and a had a not so great experience with her as well. However, I've also gotten average experiences from MC and NDS as well. On that note, who's good at king massage? I've never been. LOL.

**Dr Willy** · 04-01-21 13:24

Originally Posted by ThatBroThere [View Original Post]

So I've actually never seen Jenny at U-Massage but I've seen Kiki there a couple of times, and let me tell you. She's on par with ANY of the other AMPs. She gave me such a sexy, fun time, slip and slide like the big three and then we fucked hard in the room. She even gave me a solid massage to finish. Would 100% recommend.

I also had the best HJ I've ever gotten from there as well, a girl named lucky I believe. While they're not always on rotation, they're both high quality pussy.

This is good stuff to know. Nonetheless, the simple fact that you NEED TO KNOW who is, and who is NOT, worth seeing still means there is a level of uncertainty and a YMMV-factor (i.e. risk) to visiting U-Massage, and further confirms the benefit of NDS/King & MC where all you need to know is that ANY and EVERY girl is going to meet that standard. It's just easier to go to a place where there is a guaranteed experience. That said, based on this report, I still might see Kiki, or any other girl reported to be of Jenny-level service. But I would have to call first and I would still recommend refusing to see any unknown quantity (unless one feels like taking one for the team to find out).

**ThatBroThere** · 04-01-21 13:19

Originally Posted by Joetorious [View Original Post]

I've been seeing that some of the main spas like Milk and BO are staying open later until 11:30 now. Does anyone have any experience with these hours? I'm wondering if the girls are tired, sore and ready for the end of the day by then.

So I usually go late night because it's when I can get away without questions and I feel like there's less of a chance someone will recognize me around those parts. The girls at milk have done a good job every time I've been there late at night, however, I've never been offered a second pop. I went to NDS once late at night and I got a very mediocre experience with Sophia.

**ThatBroThere** · 04-01-21 13:15

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

THIS is where Mona/Yuki(Monica) at King/NDS and Keiko(Snow) at MC get the super high-marks for having the business sense to ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ASSURE that every single girl, on every single appointment, for every single customer provides the SAME and CONSISTENT level of service! The U-Massage YMMV model is such a poor way to run an AMP, even though it seems much more common than the King/NDS & MC model. You would think that the manager, or even the other girls, would get the hint from customers always asking for Jenny, but each girl seems to set a variable range of boundaries such that they have GOT to be losing business to those AMPs that offer consistent service.

While some of us might like to complain that it can get boring with the same old routine, time after time, even when that routine is with a variety of very good looking, youngish girls, and that routine is mind-blowingly-over-the-top and rare to find at most any other location, the need for "variety" cannot possibly extend to the point where crap-level service constitutes a desirable change of pace from that consistent routine!

Moral of the story: When going to U-Massage, CALL AHEAD FIRST and ask if Jenny is available, then ASK for her from the lobby (BEFORE paying any money). If she's not able to see you, LEAVE... WALK OUT... DO NOT STAY FOR ANYBODY ELSE! (at least not until some schlep not able to RTFF (to find this advice) trips across and reports on some other girl being at Jenny's level). Then go to NDS (closest to U-Massage), or MC, or King. Do not pass GO and do not collect $200 (and do not go to KMS. See earlier report by JimmyChap).

So I've actually never seen Jenny at Umassage but I've seen Kiki there a couple of times, and let me tell you. She's on par with ANY of the other AMPs. She gave me such a sexy, fun time, slip and slide like the big three and then we fucked hard in the room. She even gave me a solid massage to finish. Would 100% recommend.

I also had the best HJ I've ever gotten from there as well, a girl named lucky I believe. While they're not always on rotation, they're both high quality pussy.

**Dr Willy** · 04-01-21 13:09

Originally Posted by YumYum1 [View Original Post]

I was there {U-Massage} couple of days ago. Requested for Jenny but she wasn't there ...
... Diamond took me inside ... and she quoted "I'm not Jenny and it's not the same"....
... and {she} said Don't come back when Jenny not here.

THIS is where Mona/Yuki(Monica) at King/NDS and Keiko(Snow) at MC get the super high-marks for having the business sense to ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ASSURE that every single girl, on every single appointment, for every single customer provides the SAME and CONSISTENT level of service! The U-Massage YMMV model is such a poor way to run an AMP, even though it seems much more common than the King/NDS & MC model. You would think that the manager, or even the other girls, would get the hint from customers always asking for Jenny, but each girl seems to set a variable range of boundaries such that they have GOT to be losing business to those AMPs that offer consistent service.

While some of us might like to complain that it can get boring with the same old routine, time after time, even when that routine is with a variety of very good looking, youngish girls, and that routine is mind-blowingly-over-the-top and rare to find at most any other location, the need for "variety" cannot possibly extend to the point where crap-level service constitutes a desirable change of pace from that consistent routine!

Moral of the story: When going to U-Massage, CALL AHEAD FIRST and ask if Jenny is available, then ASK for her from the lobby (BEFORE paying any money). If she's not able to see you, LEAVE... WALK OUT... DO NOT STAY FOR ANYBODY ELSE! (at least not until some schlep not able to RTFF (to find this advice) trips across and reports on some other girl being at Jenny's level). Then go to NDS (closest to U-Massage), or MC, or King. Do not pass GO and do not collect $200 (and do not go to KMS... see earlier report by JimmyChap).

P.S. Reminder: Jenny is going to go BBFSCIP if you let her... as soon as during the face-to-face portion of the B2B-Soapy-Slip-N-Slide in the table shower. If that's out of bounds for you, watch out because she is not likely to "ask first".

**YumYum1** · 04-01-21 11:57

I was there couple of days ago. Requested for Jenny but she wasn't there and I thought let me checkout other girls. After paying for half hr session Diamond took me inside and first minute of refusing to do any full roaming lead me do believe I'm not going to be pleased. Asked her what's included and was disappointed with her response and she quoted "I'm not Jenny and it's not the same". That's' when I realized it's time to walkout and asked her to stop and cancel the session. She goes out and comes back with my session refund. Told her to keep it but she refused and said Don't come back when Jenny not here. Go figure.

Originally Posted by Littleshyguy [View Original Post]

So, I had last tried U-massage well over a year ago and wasn't overly impressed. Recent reviews seem to imply that they had upped their game and were nearly on par with NDS, King and Milk.

I was in the area this weekend and thought I'd give them a chance. Upon arrival I was told that Jenny was "on vacation" but I'd see nice young girl.

Diamond ushered me back to the room. She is slightly older, petite and a little thicker than some smaller asian women. Cute face.

The table shower was nothing special. Back to the room and she kept her mask on and gave me an extended light massage. I had a feeling that this wasn't going to live up to my hopes.

After a while, we rolled over and she was a little more playful, but not anywhere near the level of GFE or fun, sensual that the other places often provide. Honestly at this point, I kind of nodded to myself and acknowledged that I should have spent my time and money at a tried and true place.

In the end, I had a decent time, but not anything worth repeating. I might MIGHT try again if Jenny is back so I can see if her enthusiasm is real for me, but until then, I will stick to the Big Two or Three.