Massage Parlor Reports

[LargeProf]

Can I get some details on Alexis.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40466/

1000000000000% legit.

[RowdyReptile]

THIS is where Mona/Yuki(Monica) at King/NDS and Keiko(Snow) at MC get the super high-marks for having the business sense to ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ASSURE that every single girl, on every single appointment, for every single customer provides the SAME and CONSISTENT level of service! The U-Massage YMMV model is such a poor way to run an AMP, even though it seems much more common than the King/NDS & MC model. You would think that the manager, or even the other girls, would get the hint from customers always asking for Jenny, but each girl seems to set a variable range of boundaries such that they have GOT to be losing business to those AMPs that offer consistent service.

While some of us might like to complain that it can get boring with the same old routine, time after time, even when that routine is with a variety of very good looking, youngish girls, and that routine is mind-blowingly-over-the-top and rare to find at most any other location, the need for "variety" cannot possibly extend to the point where crap-level service constitutes a desirable change of pace from that consistent routine!

Moral of the story: When going to U-Massage, CALL AHEAD FIRST and ask if Jenny is available, then ASK for her from the lobby (BEFORE paying any money). If she's not able to see you, LEAVE... WALK OUT... DO NOT STAY FOR ANYBODY ELSE! (at least not until some schlep not able to RTFF (to find this advice) trips across and reports on some other girl being at Jenny's level). Then go to NDS (closest to U-Massage), or MC, or King. Do not pass GO and do not collect $200 (and do not go to KMS... see earlier report by JimmyChap)..

I agree w DW's sage advice. Except, don't call and ask: Is Jenny working today. Ask: What girls are working today. If you ask directly if Jenny is in, they just may say yes, just to get your ass and hard on in the door even if she isn't in that day.

[ThatBroThere]

This is good stuff to know. Nonetheless, the simple fact that you NEED TO KNOW who is, and who is NOT, worth seeing still means there is a level of uncertainty and a YMMV-factor (i.e. risk) to visiting U-Massage, and further confirms the benefit of NDS/King & MC where all you need to know is that ANY and EVERY girl is going to meet that standard. It's just easier to go to a place where there is a guaranteed experience. That said, based on this report, I still might see Kiki, or any other girl reported to be of Jenny-level service. But I would have to call first and I would still recommend refusing to see any unknown quantity (unless one feels like taking one for the team to find out).

Oh, dude. 100%. I've had some very lackluster experiences at you massage. Haggling me for extra blah blah. I actually think I've seen diamond and a had a not so great experience with her as well. However, I've also gotten average experiences from MC and NDS as well. On that note, who's good at king massage? I've never been. LOL.

[Dr Willy]

So I've actually never seen Jenny at U-Massage but I've seen Kiki there a couple of times, and let me tell you. She's on par with ANY of the other AMPs. She gave me such a sexy, fun time, slip and slide like the big three and then we fucked hard in the room. She even gave me a solid massage to finish. Would 100% recommend.

I also had the best HJ I've ever gotten from there as well, a girl named lucky I believe. While they're not always on rotation, they're both high quality pussy.

This is good stuff to know. Nonetheless, the simple fact that you NEED TO KNOW who is, and who is NOT, worth seeing still means there is a level of uncertainty and a YMMV-factor (i.e. risk) to visiting U-Massage, and further confirms the benefit of NDS/King & MC where all you need to know is that ANY and EVERY girl is going to meet that standard. It's just easier to go to a place where there is a guaranteed experience. That said, based on this report, I still might see Kiki, or any other girl reported to be of Jenny-level service. But I would have to call first and I would still recommend refusing to see any unknown quantity (unless one feels like taking one for the team to find out).

[ThatBroThere]

I've been seeing that some of the main spas like Milk and BO are staying open later until 11:30 now. Does anyone have any experience with these hours? I'm wondering if the girls are tired, sore and ready for the end of the day by then.

So I usually go late night because it's when I can get away without questions and I feel like there's less of a chance someone will recognize me around those parts. The girls at milk have done a good job every time I've been there late at night, however, I've never been offered a second pop. I went to NDS once late at night and I got a very mediocre experience with Sophia.

[ThatBroThere]

THIS is where Mona/Yuki(Monica) at King/NDS and Keiko(Snow) at MC get the super high-marks for having the business sense to ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ASSURE that every single girl, on every single appointment, for every single customer provides the SAME and CONSISTENT level of service! The U-Massage YMMV model is such a poor way to run an AMP, even though it seems much more common than the King/NDS & MC model. You would think that the manager, or even the other girls, would get the hint from customers always asking for Jenny, but each girl seems to set a variable range of boundaries such that they have GOT to be losing business to those AMPs that offer consistent service.

While some of us might like to complain that it can get boring with the same old routine, time after time, even when that routine is with a variety of very good looking, youngish girls, and that routine is mind-blowingly-over-the-top and rare to find at most any other location, the need for "variety" cannot possibly extend to the point where crap-level service constitutes a desirable change of pace from that consistent routine!

Moral of the story: When going to U-Massage, CALL AHEAD FIRST and ask if Jenny is available, then ASK for her from the lobby (BEFORE paying any money). If she's not able to see you, LEAVE... WALK OUT... DO NOT STAY FOR ANYBODY ELSE! (at least not until some schlep not able to RTFF (to find this advice) trips across and reports on some other girl being at Jenny's level). Then go to NDS (closest to U-Massage), or MC, or King. Do not pass GO and do not collect $200 (and do not go to KMS. See earlier report by JimmyChap).

So I've actually never seen Jenny at Umassage but I've seen Kiki there a couple of times, and let me tell you. She's on par with ANY of the other AMPs. She gave me such a sexy, fun time, slip and slide like the big three and then we fucked hard in the room. She even gave me a solid massage to finish. Would 100% recommend.

I also had the best HJ I've ever gotten from there as well, a girl named lucky I believe. While they're not always on rotation, they're both high quality pussy.

[Dr Willy]

I was there {U-Massage} couple of days ago. Requested for Jenny but she wasn't there ...
... Diamond took me inside ... and she quoted "I'm not Jenny and it's not the same"....
... and {she} said Don't come back when Jenny not here.

THIS is where Mona/Yuki(Monica) at King/NDS and Keiko(Snow) at MC get the super high-marks for having the business sense to ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY ASSURE that every single girl, on every single appointment, for every single customer provides the SAME and CONSISTENT level of service! The U-Massage YMMV model is such a poor way to run an AMP, even though it seems much more common than the King/NDS & MC model. You would think that the manager, or even the other girls, would get the hint from customers always asking for Jenny, but each girl seems to set a variable range of boundaries such that they have GOT to be losing business to those AMPs that offer consistent service.

While some of us might like to complain that it can get boring with the same old routine, time after time, even when that routine is with a variety of very good looking, youngish girls, and that routine is mind-blowingly-over-the-top and rare to find at most any other location, the need for "variety" cannot possibly extend to the point where crap-level service constitutes a desirable change of pace from that consistent routine!

Moral of the story: When going to U-Massage, CALL AHEAD FIRST and ask if Jenny is available, then ASK for her from the lobby (BEFORE paying any money). If she's not able to see you, LEAVE... WALK OUT... DO NOT STAY FOR ANYBODY ELSE! (at least not until some schlep not able to RTFF (to find this advice) trips across and reports on some other girl being at Jenny's level). Then go to NDS (closest to U-Massage), or MC, or King. Do not pass GO and do not collect $200 (and do not go to KMS... see earlier report by JimmyChap).

P.S. Reminder: Jenny is going to go BBFSCIP if you let her... as soon as during the face-to-face portion of the B2B-Soapy-Slip-N-Slide in the table shower. If that's out of bounds for you, watch out because she is not likely to "ask first".

[YumYum1]

I was there couple of days ago. Requested for Jenny but she wasn't there and I thought let me checkout other girls. After paying for half hr session Diamond took me inside and first minute of refusing to do any full roaming lead me do believe I'm not going to be pleased. Asked her what's included and was disappointed with her response and she quoted "I'm not Jenny and it's not the same". That's' when I realized it's time to walkout and asked her to stop and cancel the session. She goes out and comes back with my session refund. Told her to keep it but she refused and said Don't come back when Jenny not here. Go figure.

So, I had last tried U-massage well over a year ago and wasn't overly impressed. Recent reviews seem to imply that they had upped their game and were nearly on par with NDS, King and Milk.

I was in the area this weekend and thought I'd give them a chance. Upon arrival I was told that Jenny was "on vacation" but I'd see nice young girl.

Diamond ushered me back to the room. She is slightly older, petite and a little thicker than some smaller asian women. Cute face.

The table shower was nothing special. Back to the room and she kept her mask on and gave me an extended light massage. I had a feeling that this wasn't going to live up to my hopes.

After a while, we rolled over and she was a little more playful, but not anywhere near the level of GFE or fun, sensual that the other places often provide. Honestly at this point, I kind of nodded to myself and acknowledged that I should have spent my time and money at a tried and true place.

In the end, I had a decent time, but not anything worth repeating. I might MIGHT try again if Jenny is back so I can see if her enthusiasm is real for me, but until then, I will stick to the Big Two or Three.

[Lebowski69]

Even though her tits aren't natural they are amazing and she is still around.

Can confirm her tits are amazing and she loves to have them sucked on. Plus she has excellent massage technique as well. She is a sexual dynamo and is insatiable. Well worth the price of admission.

The dude abides.

[Nohassles]

I saw Sophie about two weeks ago. She told me they were closing MDS around the end of March and she and Cici would be at their affiliate Spa downtown on Fern Creek. I haven't had a chance to go there so I can't confirm.

I tried to go back to see Sophie at My Dream Spa in Altamonte Springs that I saw earlier this month and the place was clearly closed. No open sign lit, and you could see through the front door the fish tank and other furnishings that were there before are gone.

I was disappointed as I enjoyed Sophie's massage very much. Slim pickings on the North side for full service.

-cmm.

[JackyT8734]

Hi!

I am visiting and am looking for a spa that would do a yoni massage or something along those lines? Any suggestions would help. I prefer having the massage done by a woman. Any stories of experience! With a spa that went well please let me know.

[SplitLickity1]

Dude,

Maybe like 6 or 7 years ago this place was booming. Massive titty providers were a normal thing. Emily from PAS, Hailie, MBS, Tara, the list goes on. And these were non-AMP spa's. What happened? Standards have dropped. The reporting is just not what it used to be. I don't know if yall remember a gentleman whose handle was named after a specific car that was named after a feline animal. I believe this mother fucker brought a lot of life to this sub and increased traffic for sure. His posts were ridiculously amazing. Personally, I'm going to do my best to report more. Hopefully we can drive up traffic and bring the big titties back.

I still go by Luxsa regularly. Because I can't find any other decent nonamp locations. Jackie "retired" right before covid for me.

P.S.- Please let me know if you have any big natural titty, not really bbw, provider you would like to recommend. LOL.

Even though her tits aren't natural they are amazing and she is still around.

[Mikey001]

I'll second LargeProf on this: the roster of women with a massive rack, even BBWs, starts with Slim and ends with None. You won't find them at any of the parlors that get all the traction on this forum, which leaves you with indies. I've not seen (or seen advertised) any BBW massage specialists.

Jade might be the closest thing to what you describe, but I've seen no reviews about her.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Kevidill1

Looking forward to your report about the trip.

Dude,

Maybe like 6 or 7 years ago this place was booming. Massive titty providers were a normal thing. Emily from PAS, Hailie, MBS, Tara, the list goes on. And these were non-AMP spa's. What happened? Standards have dropped. The reporting is just not what it used to be. I don't know if yall remember a gentleman whose handle was named after a specific car that was named after a feline animal. I believe this mother fucker brought a lot of life to this sub and increased traffic for sure. His posts were ridiculously amazing. Personally, I'm going to do my best to report more. Hopefully we can drive up traffic and bring the big titties back.

I still go by Luxsa regularly. Because I can't find any other decent nonamp locations. Jackie "retired" right before covid for me.

P.S.- Please let me know if you have any big natural titty, not really bbw, provider you would like to recommend. LOL.

[JimmyChap]

You'll see I had asked about KMS earlier in the thread. I knew that there had been changes there, but hoping they would still be able to rise to the challenge. Spoiler alert: They didn't.

I really didn't have much choice. I am staying close to KMS, and didn't have much time. I couldn't go to my desired destination of NDS, King or You.

I bit the bullet and headed there. Walked in, only one provider in the place. She was finishing up one of you. I waited about 10 minutes and she came in. Tatiana, or TiTi. I couldn't understand her broken English. She brought me to the TS. It was so-so. Definitely not up to the level I've come to love from your wonderful town.

Back in the room she quickly put on the cover and started with mish. I like a bit of fun and teasing before the main event, but again, I was there for the ride. That's when she started balling. Yep, she was crying. Not cool. It was time for me to leave after that. Ugh.

So, friends, I would skip this one. Enjoy your wonderful AMPs, this isn't one of them.

[Skippie876]

I think this is the first mention of this place in this forum. We'd love to know more.

Kirkman rd area. Very attractive Brazilian technician that provides a very hands-on and thorough job at manscaping. Good energy and you can know when someone enjoys your job and aim for the satisfaction of the customer. No mas. But you will leave warm, clean and ready to play.