Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpMonger18]

You all know many stores have been closed for a long time. Everyone go help them out and get a great massage at the same time. They need us to keep their businesses going.

BF Massage 314-302-9112.

Relaxing Spa 314-394-1413.

Eden Massage 636-590-6716.

Call for appointment as they will be minimally staffed for a while.

Have a great weekend.

[LknAss]

This was a new ad so I contacted this one recently from rubtatings. After awhile I got the confirm appointment by sending money to a cashapp bullshit. Never do this for a provider. They will get your money and ghost you. Most if not all of the scammers are not even near STL. There is no reason why a real provider will not accept cash. An image search revealed pics of porn star Katie Kush. Avoid this one.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/220000

[StaneMac]

It's a YMMV situation. I am out of the game but I always had a great massage and experience. Tips go a long way when it comes to good customer service. My only complaint is they're busy so you're often told to come back.

Based on a recommendation I read here a couple weeks ago, I went to Jasmine in Ballwin today and got the world's lamest massage with several interruptions for phone calls and not a hint of tease or an ok for a DIY. I was waiving my hog in the air on the flip and she threw a towel over it. So, whoever called this place a "Jack shack", is there a secret password or something? Total fucking bummer.

[BigDick55]

Based on a recommendation I read here a couple weeks ago, I went to Jasmine in Ballwin today and got the world's lamest massage with several interruptions for phone calls and not a hint of tease or an ok for a DIY. I was waiving my hog in the air on the flip and she threw a towel over it. So, whoever called this place a "Jack shack", is there a secret password or something? Total fucking bummer.

Yeah, it used the be the best in the area after orchid on Watson shut down. My post-covid experience was exactly the same with a provider that had given much much more in the past. I recall the post you're referencing and I have no idea how people received that experience when the lady obviously remembered me from back then, yet gave me the exactly what you experienced. Maybe it's hit or miss? Either way my last time was a total bummer as well. Even the actual massage was better in the past.

[DerekStL]

I don't know if anyone remembers a few girls working near the loop a few years back that went by STL Hometown Honeys or something similar. There was this petite Asian that I believe was named Ally. Anyone have any clue if her or that crew was still around?

I would very much like to know because Aly and Amore were my favorites for a while there. I saw pretty much all of them except the British gal. Miss that crew for sure!

[MRH99]

I know Lee's Kimjoe has been posted about a lot, but I just wanted to remark upon the best tease I've had in this area. DIY but, wow. Thanks for those who replied to my posts wondering about this place, because that's what made me want to try!

100% agree with this. Best tease / DIY in the area that I have experienced. Well worth it.

[SamuelAdams]

Based on a recommendation I read here a couple weeks ago, I went to Jasmine in Ballwin today and got the world's lamest massage with several interruptions for phone calls and not a hint of tease or an ok for a DIY. I was waiving my hog in the air on the flip and she threw a towel over it. So, whoever called this place a "Jack shack", is there a secret password or something? Total fucking bummer.

All the placed haven been changed and not really surprised with your experience.

Excellent tease and DIY try Sun Li.

[MikeyD138]

Based on a recommendation I read here a couple weeks ago, I went to Jasmine in Ballwin today and got the world's lamest massage with several interruptions for phone calls and not a hint of tease or an ok for a DIY. I was waiving my hog in the air on the flip and she threw a towel over it. So, whoever called this place a "Jack shack", is there a secret password or something? Total fucking bummer.

[BigDick55]

I know Lee's Kimjoe has been posted about a lot, but I just wanted to remark upon the best tease I've had in this area. DIY but, wow. Thanks for those who replied to my posts wondering about this place, because that's what made me want to try!

[RuberAvis]

I agree with everything said and do hope the asshole gets what's coming to him. Here is what I don't understand with someone like her. I was unlucky / Lucky to see Parker 2 times in the last month. My first visit everything was setup via text. When she opened the door I was shocked at what I have been missing. Then we had a great time. Here is what I think is crazy. She didn't ever talk to me on the phone, ask my age, ask my name, ask what I want or anything. She just setup a meeting and it was on. There is no excuse for some asshole to do what they did but if she just had a simple process setup for first timers this probably would have been avoided. Personally I would never setup a meeting without talking to them, But this board made me comfortable with her. So thanks to all you guys with the reviews and I wish I wouldn't have waited so long. Dam she was awesome.

I don't think that talking to someone on the phone or asking their name or what they want would have stopped what had happened. Someone can say everything that you need to hear to make you feel comfortable and then take advantage of you when you are vulnerable. I know that you weren't meaning in any way to imply that she was at fault for someone attacking her and stealing from her. That person was a pathetic. She is possibly the sweetest girl I know, and I'd love to know who did that to her.

[Cvin2000]

Well said sir. These days between COVID and the general climate, the good ones book up in a hurry. If it is your first visit, be nice and pay your bill. If $X is too much for why, say so and work it out. Almost every provider I have seen is better the second time around. They get more comfortable with you and are willing to do "that thing" that first timers dream of.

On the other hand, if she "is booked or busy" every time you call, maybe she doesn't want you back?

I agree with everything said and do hope the asshole gets what's coming to him. Here is what I don't understand with someone like her. I was unlucky / Lucky to see Parker 2 times in the last month. My first visit everything was setup via text. When she opened the door I was shocked at what I have been missing. Then we had a great time. Here is what I think is crazy. She didn't ever talk to me on the phone, ask my age, ask my name, ask what I want or anything. She just setup a meeting and it was on. There is no excuse for some asshole to do what they did but if she just had a simple process setup for first timers this probably would have been avoided. Personally I would never setup a meeting without talking to them, But this board made me comfortable with her. So thanks to all you guys with the reviews and I wish I wouldn't have waited so long. Dam she was awesome.

[Jeffc 574]

... Pay the agreed upon amount and if it was better than expected drop a tip. Finally, don't be an A hole or D bag. The good ones will always be busy when you try reschedule if you are A hoe or a D bag. Because you're A hole on here that's always complaining that you can't get another appointment. The horrible ones will be waiting to provide you shitty service again and smell your crappy breath and body, and deal with your D bag ways. This kind of turned into a public service announcement. If you're a seasoned smart monger this doesn't apply you. But you, yes, you, Mr. let me get free intel on the good ones so I can screw it up for everyone else, you know who you are! If it stings a little bit and you swallowed hard, it's you.

Well said sir. These days between COVID and the general climate, the good ones book up in a hurry. If it is your first visit, be nice and pay your bill. If $X is too much for why, say so and work it out. Almost every provider I have seen is better the second time around. They get more comfortable with you and are willing to do "that thing" that first timers dream of.

On the other hand, if she "is booked or busy" every time you call, maybe she doesn't want you back?

[ThatGuyStl]

I don't know if anyone remembers a few girls working near the loop a few years back that went by STL Hometown Honeys or something similar. There was this petite Asian that I believe was named Ally. Anyone have any clue if her or that crew was still around?

[JaguarDan]

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[Badboy2]

For those who might not be aware, Parker is no longer working in the business. She posted something today on her Snapchat that she is stepping away from the industry. She did say 'at this time' so I guess there is a chance she could be back in the future but who know when that could be.

It's really too bad. She was probably the best, and most consistent, provider in St Louis over the last 3 years considering rate and services. I heard from a friend that she recently had some issues with a client getting physically abusive with her and stealing her money so if that was you, kick rocks.

It's going to be really hard to find another provider like her who has worked that long without having it affect her rates or services. She was a gem.

Kick rocks and choke on a fat one if you were a thief and an A-hole to her. That goes for any decent provider we have in the area. St Louis is already on the lowest end of the pole and is the A hole of the Midwest. There are very few decent looking, quality providers that don't charge an arm and a leg. It's already turning into hand job central. If ProLux and the Angels Touch providers turned into DIY massage like the Asian massage parlors, most of you would lose your shit.

So be nice to the one's we have. Also prepare for your appointments by: Taking a shower or at least wash and clean the areas you want serviced before you arrive. Pop in peppermint and tame the breath dragon. Pay the agreed upon amount and if it was better than expected drop a tip. Finally, don't be an A hole or D bag. The good ones will always be busy when you try reschedule if you are A hoe or a D bag. Because you're A hole on here that's always complaining that you can't get another appointment. The horrible ones will be waiting to provide you shitty service again and smell your crappy breath and body, and deal with your D bag ways. This kind of turned into a public service announcement. If you're a seasoned smart monger this doesn't apply you. But you, yes, you, Mr. let me get free intel on the good ones so I can screw it up for everyone else, you know who you are! If it stings a little bit and you swallowed hard, it's you.