Massage Parlor Reports

[SamuelAdams]

Based on a recommendation I read here a couple weeks ago, I went to Jasmine in Ballwin today and got the world's lamest massage with several interruptions for phone calls and not a hint of tease or an ok for a DIY. I was waiving my hog in the air on the flip and she threw a towel over it. So, whoever called this place a "Jack shack", is there a secret password or something? Total fucking bummer.

All the placed haven been changed and not really surprised with your experience.

Excellent tease and DIY try Sun Li.

[MikeyD138]

Based on a recommendation I read here a couple weeks ago, I went to Jasmine in Ballwin today and got the world's lamest massage with several interruptions for phone calls and not a hint of tease or an ok for a DIY. I was waiving my hog in the air on the flip and she threw a towel over it. So, whoever called this place a "Jack shack", is there a secret password or something? Total fucking bummer.

[BigDick55]

I know Lee's Kimjoe has been posted about a lot, but I just wanted to remark upon the best tease I've had in this area. DIY but, wow. Thanks for those who replied to my posts wondering about this place, because that's what made me want to try!

[RuberAvis]

I agree with everything said and do hope the asshole gets what's coming to him. Here is what I don't understand with someone like her. I was unlucky / Lucky to see Parker 2 times in the last month. My first visit everything was setup via text. When she opened the door I was shocked at what I have been missing. Then we had a great time. Here is what I think is crazy. She didn't ever talk to me on the phone, ask my age, ask my name, ask what I want or anything. She just setup a meeting and it was on. There is no excuse for some asshole to do what they did but if she just had a simple process setup for first timers this probably would have been avoided. Personally I would never setup a meeting without talking to them, But this board made me comfortable with her. So thanks to all you guys with the reviews and I wish I wouldn't have waited so long. Dam she was awesome.

I don't think that talking to someone on the phone or asking their name or what they want would have stopped what had happened. Someone can say everything that you need to hear to make you feel comfortable and then take advantage of you when you are vulnerable. I know that you weren't meaning in any way to imply that she was at fault for someone attacking her and stealing from her. That person was a pathetic. She is possibly the sweetest girl I know, and I'd love to know who did that to her.

[Cvin2000]

Well said sir. These days between COVID and the general climate, the good ones book up in a hurry. If it is your first visit, be nice and pay your bill. If $X is too much for why, say so and work it out. Almost every provider I have seen is better the second time around. They get more comfortable with you and are willing to do "that thing" that first timers dream of.

On the other hand, if she "is booked or busy" every time you call, maybe she doesn't want you back?

I agree with everything said and do hope the asshole gets what's coming to him. Here is what I don't understand with someone like her. I was unlucky / Lucky to see Parker 2 times in the last month. My first visit everything was setup via text. When she opened the door I was shocked at what I have been missing. Then we had a great time. Here is what I think is crazy. She didn't ever talk to me on the phone, ask my age, ask my name, ask what I want or anything. She just setup a meeting and it was on. There is no excuse for some asshole to do what they did but if she just had a simple process setup for first timers this probably would have been avoided. Personally I would never setup a meeting without talking to them, But this board made me comfortable with her. So thanks to all you guys with the reviews and I wish I wouldn't have waited so long. Dam she was awesome.

[Jeffc 574]

... Pay the agreed upon amount and if it was better than expected drop a tip. Finally, don't be an A hole or D bag. The good ones will always be busy when you try reschedule if you are A hoe or a D bag. Because you're A hole on here that's always complaining that you can't get another appointment. The horrible ones will be waiting to provide you shitty service again and smell your crappy breath and body, and deal with your D bag ways. This kind of turned into a public service announcement. If you're a seasoned smart monger this doesn't apply you. But you, yes, you, Mr. let me get free intel on the good ones so I can screw it up for everyone else, you know who you are! If it stings a little bit and you swallowed hard, it's you.

Well said sir. These days between COVID and the general climate, the good ones book up in a hurry. If it is your first visit, be nice and pay your bill. If $X is too much for why, say so and work it out. Almost every provider I have seen is better the second time around. They get more comfortable with you and are willing to do "that thing" that first timers dream of.

On the other hand, if she "is booked or busy" every time you call, maybe she doesn't want you back?

[ThatGuyStl]

I don't know if anyone remembers a few girls working near the loop a few years back that went by STL Hometown Honeys or something similar. There was this petite Asian that I believe was named Ally. Anyone have any clue if her or that crew was still around?

[JaguarDan]

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[Badboy2]

For those who might not be aware, Parker is no longer working in the business. She posted something today on her Snapchat that she is stepping away from the industry. She did say 'at this time' so I guess there is a chance she could be back in the future but who know when that could be.

It's really too bad. She was probably the best, and most consistent, provider in St Louis over the last 3 years considering rate and services. I heard from a friend that she recently had some issues with a client getting physically abusive with her and stealing her money so if that was you, kick rocks.

It's going to be really hard to find another provider like her who has worked that long without having it affect her rates or services. She was a gem.

Kick rocks and choke on a fat one if you were a thief and an A-hole to her. That goes for any decent provider we have in the area. St Louis is already on the lowest end of the pole and is the A hole of the Midwest. There are very few decent looking, quality providers that don't charge an arm and a leg. It's already turning into hand job central. If ProLux and the Angels Touch providers turned into DIY massage like the Asian massage parlors, most of you would lose your shit.

So be nice to the one's we have. Also prepare for your appointments by: Taking a shower or at least wash and clean the areas you want serviced before you arrive. Pop in peppermint and tame the breath dragon. Pay the agreed upon amount and if it was better than expected drop a tip. Finally, don't be an A hole or D bag. The good ones will always be busy when you try reschedule if you are A hoe or a D bag. Because you're A hole on here that's always complaining that you can't get another appointment. The horrible ones will be waiting to provide you shitty service again and smell your crappy breath and body, and deal with your D bag ways. This kind of turned into a public service announcement. If you're a seasoned smart monger this doesn't apply you. But you, yes, you, Mr. let me get free intel on the good ones so I can screw it up for everyone else, you know who you are! If it stings a little bit and you swallowed hard, it's you.

[HolyStone1975]

She definitely loves what she does. Had the honor of visiting more than once. Time to go back to the old list for a while.

I have a feeling the girls working for Anna's former group are about to become more popular with Parker off the board.

[Tobydude1000]

For those who might not be aware, Parker is no longer working in the business. She posted something today on her Snapchat that she is stepping away from the industry. She did say 'at this time' so I guess there is a chance she could be back in the future but who know when that could be.

It's really too bad. She was probably the best, and most consistent, provider in St Louis over the last 3 years considering rate and services. I heard from a friend that she recently had some issues with a client getting physically abusive with her and stealing her money so if that was you, kick rocks.

It's going to be really hard to find another provider like her who has worked that long without having it affect her rates or services. She was a gem.

She definitely loves what she does. Had the honor of visiting more than once. Time to go back to the old list for a while.

[ManuelJellison]

For those who might not be aware, Parker is no longer working in the business. She posted something today on her Snapchat that she is stepping away from the industry. She did say 'at this time' so I guess there is a chance she could be back in the future but who know when that could be.

It's really too bad. She was probably the best, and most consistent, provider in St Louis over the last 3 years considering rate and services. I heard from a friend that she recently had some issues with a client getting physically abusive with her and stealing her money so if that was you, kick rocks.

It's going to be really hard to find another provider like her who has worked that long without having it affect her rates or services. She was a gem.

She is just leaving the industry or town too?

[HolyStone1975]

For those who might not be aware, Parker is no longer working in the business. She posted something today on her Snapchat that she is stepping away from the industry. She did say 'at this time' so I guess there is a chance she could be back in the future but who know when that could be.

It's really too bad. She was probably the best, and most consistent, provider in St Louis over the last 3 years considering rate and services. I heard from a friend that she recently had some issues with a client getting physically abusive with her and stealing her money so if that was you, kick rocks.

It's going to be really hard to find another provider like her who has worked that long without having it affect her rates or services. She was a gem.

[JustSam]

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[TommyWong]

Parker just posted a story on her snap that she is no longer in the industry until further noticed.