Massage Parlor Reports

[HankChristine]

Paid a visit to one of the spots on Lancaster in Salem. Trim youngish (late 30's?) young lady in jeans answered the door and did my massage. Pretty standard rubdown with light teasing (don't think she was sure about me). As we were getting close to the end she had to let in another customer (put him in another room) and then whispered that I needed to stay quiet and went right into the HE. No discussion on price at all, but I gave her. 6 which she seemed happy with.

[Pillar7601]

Visited Sunshine before 11:00 am and the person at the desk said they were only offering 30 minute sessions because it was busy. She was busty, curvy, and very cute. I wish I'd gotten her name. Instead I was matched with LaLa, and believe me I had no complaints. Lean, tight body, creamy skin to go with some very attractive body art. We started with a subdued back massage. We then started talking about services. I opted for full service and a GFE experience. Overall I had a very positive experience. LaLa would like to see me again. I would like to also. But does anyone know the name of the curvy girl?

[Kenp5031]

I went here and left pretty sad. Almost left when an older gal greeted me but she made it seem like someone else might be in the back to do my massage, I should've known better. Massage was "ok. " She tried her darndest on the flip but the chemistry wasn't there or something. Spent 1. 2 total. I did see a smaller, younger gal peek her head out, maybe I'll try again, I dunno.

I went in requesting Cici but guess she wasn't working or might of moved on? They had 1 guy at the front desk hanging something up but had 3 girls working. I said I would come back and brought out the other girls. Seemed really pushy so I moved on. Also it sucks how much foot traffic they get around that area. They need a back door LOL.

[Kenp5031]

Been to this place a couple of times before the recent hype.

First time I got a skinny older gal wearing a short dress. English was really bad but she was very nice and eager. Did half with the table shower option (there is a $20 up charge for this BTW) . The table shower was very quick probably wouldn't recommend it with her but I prefer to be nice and fresh before a session. Massage wasn't bad, a lot of teasing right away so I knew this was a for sure home run. On the flip I think she wanted started at 1. 4 but we closed at 1. Awesome oral skills and everything else was great! She was just a little too skinny and a little too old for my taste but I guess I wouldn't mine going back.

Second time I got the infamous Anna. English was better but still had to use google translate for some fine details. This time I did full hour with table shower. Table shower session was just a little bit better and a lot of teasing. On the massage she also offered a ton of teasing right away, was actually pretty nice! On the flip she wanted like 1. 6 and we got down to 1. 2 probably due to her high demand lately. All and all it wasn't bad but time was cut a little short maybe 15 mins. Seems like a nice reliable go to spot but prob won't be back for awhile. I think they also recently got somebody new?

[Trux1]

If they live on site, I'd be worried the place is involved in human trafficking. 😬 That's a deal-breaker for me.

It is for me as well.

I talk with the girls. The story I always get is that they come out for six months or a year at a time to make money and staying on site saves them a huge amount of money. I know some of the women live off site at the owners home as well. One of the ones in Vancouver is a one woman place, she's been living inside for six or seven years.

The ones that do have their own homes here typically live in far nicer houses than I'd expect.

Do with that what you will.

[Trux1]

Downtown Vancouver this morning, sitting in from of the front door of Wellness. Not a place there is any reason to go to anyways but figured I'd give a heads up.

[MuscleThick]

Who got that 4 hand dream yesterday around 2?

[Phantxtc]

No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.

If they live on site, I'd be worried the place is involved in human trafficking. 😬 That's a deal-breaker for me.

[Souljurn]

I guess I managed to sample the Sunshine before the storm hit. Well, it was a very pleasant experience. I was absolutely shocked by how beautiful the girls were, and the one I get had the tighest, plumpest caboose ever. Unfortunately, I guess I won't be returning anytime soon now with all the heal on the place. Shame, most places are a dreary drive from where where I live, but this was close, so I was hoping it could replace my other two places which were pretty meh. For those of you that want to risk it however, it was indeed the best experience I've had in Portland.

Though, honestly, that's just sad to admit. Probably going to move on at some point.

[Rastala]

Agree with you. Why this bashing!

Days when I was new same person was rude asking me to post more before sending an I'm to enquire.

I've helped many on PMs without bothering to see how much they have contributed after all. Many helped me back too.

If you post or not this will go on. There are a lot of positive people here and thanks to that.

So let me get this straight. You've never gone to a spot after reading positive feedback on it posted here? Isn't that the point of posting reviews and feedback here? And now you're criticizing the guys that are following up on the feedback you posted because they came in, coincidentally, at the same time Your Highness was present? Get off your high horse.

[SnAppleMgfm]

No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.

If they have the cell, they can answer it during the massage. Have had girls take a call while on the flip and kept going. And yes, I have had some say "no, free in so-and-so minutes," or "come back at x o'clock. " I'm not going to waste my time driving around looking at the parking and waiting until it's empty, nor am I going to just go at certain times of the day. If I feel like having a good time, I'm going in. A call gets you the info you need and a sure session, while wasting minimal amount of someone else's time.

[Trux1]

Guess it's a good time to say this, and it should really be more of a reminder as it should be common etiquette, but if you're going to hit up a spot, be considerate and call ahead to (try and) book your spot. Lets the ladies plan, makes it less likely for you to have awkward waits or run ins at the lobby, and cuts out the time wasted from stopping a massage, going to the lobby, and telling you to come back later.

In my experience, ladies are also more likely to recognize and like you if you call in.

Anyway, if anyone has the name of the curvy one at the bright place, would appreciate if you let me know in a PM. Lala's great, but I want to give her a go.

Who'd you get? Bob haircut? Went there about 3 weeks ago and it was a great massage, with a nice finish. Better with her hands than majority I've seen. Bit of a stiff personality, but she was the only one working and busy, apparently. Wasn't really about the tease, but while covered on the flip, she noticed the muscle trying to get her attention and asked "here too?" Nice girl.

No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.

[NoFearToTry]

Went back to this place only because my reg spot was closing up early. On the flip she asked the question and quoted 100 I laughed and after about 15 minutes of haggling got her down to 60 which is still way too much. Needless to say H. E. Was just her mashing my little friend until I decided I would rather blow ofg some steam in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up. Anyways all in all I spent to much and now I know for sure that I will not be back ever again. Would rather risk an STD from a criddler on 82nd than deal with that shitshow again. Also place is located off of division.

Totally agreed on this one, I have not been back since maybe last Aug. Or Sept., pay the house fee and no massage skill and wanted 80 tip for 30 minutes crappy HJ, gave her 40 and walked out.

Can get FS at every place on div and about half of them on 82 and a couple on powell too, go elsewhere guys with your hard earned dollars.

[Bhanson475]

Is she still peddling the lie that the advertised table shower will be in next month?

Pretty good massage, though.

Yes she said $20 more for table shower.

I declined.

[DollyKillKill]

Went back to this place only because my reg spot was closing up early. On the flip she asked the question and quoted 100 I laughed and after about 15 minutes of haggling got her down to 60 which is still way too much. Needless to say H. E. Was just her mashing my little friend until I decided I would rather blow ofg some steam in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up. Anyways all in all I spent to much and now I know for sure that I will not be back ever again. Would rather risk an STD from a criddler on 82nd than deal with that shitshow again. Also place is located off of division.