Massage Parlor Reports

[SnAppleMgfm]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess.
Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot.

Guess it's a good time to say this, and it should really be more of a reminder as it should be common etiquette, but if you're going to hit up a spot, be considerate and call ahead to (try and) book your spot. Lets the ladies plan, makes it less likely for you to have awkward waits or run ins at the lobby, and cuts out the time wasted from stopping a massage, going to the lobby, and telling you to come back later.

In my experience, ladies are also more likely to recognize and like you if you call in.

Anyway, if anyone has the name of the curvy one at the bright place, would appreciate if you let me know in a PM. Lala's great, but I want to give her a go.

Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.

Who'd you get? Bob haircut? Went there about 3 weeks ago and it was a great massage, with a nice finish. Better with her hands than majority I've seen. Bit of a stiff personality, but she was the only one working and busy, apparently. Wasn't really about the tease, but while covered on the flip, she noticed the muscle trying to get her attention and asked "here too?" Nice girl.

[WestSidePunter]

Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.

Stay safe.

Is she still peddling the lie that the advertised table shower will be in next month?

Pretty good massage, though.

[Drex Diggler2]

Of course we're going to swarm the place, it doesn't have much competition for this level of service, and Mama-san is going to find she's sitting on a gold mine. Ladies we haven't seen, that are young and good-looking, who provide what we really want at a relatively cheap rate? Yeah, there's no way we're going to pass that up. It's simple supply and demand.

This isn't Seattle or Tacoma, where FS is offered at many locations. Before sunshine, we only had Aurora and maybe another place that were guaranteed fun-houses, but with expensive prices; I wouldn't be surprised for the low prices we're seeing at sunshine to last long either. If more of Portland's AMP's offered this level of service, new places like sunshine wouldn't get swamped nearly so badly.

For those being shorted on time: if you're there only for the tug and not the rub, just ask for the 30 minute session. You're done in half the time and won't get shorted, plus more mongers can see the in-demand ladies.

Jesus, there are at least four places within 6 miles of there where FS can be had. Maybe nit as hot, but it can be had. FS isn't as mythic as it used to be in this area.

[Bhanson475]

Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.

Stay safe.

[BlueEyes99]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Sorry to hear that it has gotten crazy there but thanks for the report. I hope the board members and you as well keep sharing reports as this is what this board is about is sharing and giving reports / feedback of our experiences. I do feel your pain to get a session cut short is fu# at up.

Even if she did refund part, most of us only have so much time and we are there to enjoy the time we paid for!

Maybe going at off hours can help, many times if I know it is a busy place I will tray to go first thing in the morning, Mornings seem to be much better for me than say at noon. I had one place where my regular would come in early for me, this worked out for almost a year before she moved. Well anyway thanks again for sharing.

[Wagnerb]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Of course we're going to swarm the place, it doesn't have much competition for this level of service, and Mama-san is going to find she's sitting on a gold mine. Ladies we haven't seen, that are young and good-looking, who provide what we really want at a relatively cheap rate? Yeah, there's no way we're going to pass that up. It's simple supply and demand.

This isn't Seattle or Tacoma, where FS is offered at many locations. Before sunshine, we only had Aurora and maybe another place that were guaranteed fun-houses, but with expensive prices; I wouldn't be surprised for the low prices we're seeing at sunshine to last long either. If more of Portland's AMP's offered this level of service, new places like sunshine wouldn't get swamped nearly so badly.

For those being shorted on time: if you're there only for the tug and not the rub, just ask for the 30 minute session. You're done in half the time and won't get shorted, plus more mongers can see the in-demand ladies.

[Swim88]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

So let me get this straight. You've never gone to a spot after reading positive feedback on it posted here? Isn't that the point of posting reviews and feedback here? And now you're criticizing the guys that are following up on the feedback you posted because they came in, coincidentally, at the same time Your Highness was present? Get off your high horse.

[Pdx Person]

Visited here a couple weeks ago and forgot to report. The experience was fine but I don't think I'll repeat. Middle aged gal, decent massage, on the flip she put too much pressure on the boys so I kept spreading my legs father apart to relieve it. As soon as she stuck a finger in back there, instant finish.

That's all I got. I want to go back to Thailand for a couple months or more.

[Pdx Person]

I went here and left pretty sad. Almost left when an older gal greeted me but she made it seem like someone else might be in the back to do my massage, I should've known better. Massage was "ok. " She tried her darndest on the flip but the chemistry wasn't there or something. Spent 1. 2 total. I did see a smaller, younger gal peek her head out, maybe I'll try again, I dunno.

[Drex Diggler2]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Honestly this is why I have started to mainly share the "great" services I have had at places with senior members who I have chatted with, or shared stuff with me. I am fucking tired of going into one of the spots and, either finding service has gone to shit, or the ladies are just to busy. Was going to goto Scholls tomorrow, to spend some tie with one of the ladies for my third time. However, I will go elsewhere.

BTW if you have less than like 10 or so posts, and none of it was actually useful in some form (good or bad), I will not respond to your message.

[Trumpeter]

The place on Saltzman, behind DQ has been there for quite a while but this was my first time there. I recently reported that my favorite at Lucky has been moved so I was hoping to find something decent in the area. There was a recent review for the DQ place that made it look promising. I walked in and a slightly plump, mid 30's lady came out to greet me. Based on the description of the previous positive review, I was hoping for the older of the two. I had stopped in a week ago to check it out and had been offered a $10 first time discount. I asked about that and she hesitated and then went to ask about it. The older lady came out of the other room with a mask and goggles. She was wearing something like chem lab goggles. Either she's super paranoid or there was something crazy going on in there. I'm guessing the former.

The younger one led me to a back room and told me to wait 20 minutes. I started to take my coat off and then she told me to just wait. I was still curious who I would end up with. In about 20 minutes the younger one did come back and get me and led me to the room by the desk. The massage was OK but the nicest thing was that she spoke decent English so we could actually have a conversation and she was pleasant to talk to. The mask stayed on the entire massage. She didn't care if mine stayed on or not. The massage was decent with no teasing. I was resigned to just getting a massage. Finally, the flip and now she started with the light touch and moved down and asked if I wanted a massage there. Sure thing. OK HJ. 60 house fee with discount and 40 tip. It was OK but I'll keep looking.

[Abkbk]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess.

Went there today unplanned because the little head was interested and wanted to meet the little curvie cutie so I was like awww f it, I'll do my part in contributing to our local small businesses. Can confirm place went bad quickly, just swarmed. I managed to get in after walking in and seeing one guy on his way out after being turned away and both girls going in disperse mode to clear the place. The girls must have liked me or something because they told me to sit in the lobby chair and while in the motion of sitting down seconds later the girls tossed me over to girls' alcove hiding while they sent two guys out and another that walked in and turned away. My session even got cut short, both girls telling me about how busy it was.

[WestSidePunter]

I am starting to see that. To all of you wanting info but not helping provide it? Come on, start helping out. I will not reply to anybody who has not reviewed.

I may not be as detailed in my experiences next time. I go on certain days and never had it busy at any place. I will try again in a few weeks. When service goes down often times people move on. LaLa is on. The list LOL so I have to visit again.

I guess I know where I am not going tonight.

[ORTailBlazer]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

I am starting to see that. To all of you wanting info but not helping provide it? Come on, start helping out. I will not reply to anybody who has not reviewed.

I may not be as detailed in my experiences next time. I go on certain days and never had it busy at any place. I will try again in a few weeks. When service goes down often times people move on. LaLa is on. The list LOL so I have to visit again.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.