Massage Parlor Reports

[Phantxtc]

No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.

If they live on site, I'd be worried the place is involved in human trafficking. 😬 That's a deal-breaker for me.

[Souljurn]

I guess I managed to sample the Sunshine before the storm hit. Well, it was a very pleasant experience. I was absolutely shocked by how beautiful the girls were, and the one I get had the tighest, plumpest caboose ever. Unfortunately, I guess I won't be returning anytime soon now with all the heal on the place. Shame, most places are a dreary drive from where where I live, but this was close, so I was hoping it could replace my other two places which were pretty meh. For those of you that want to risk it however, it was indeed the best experience I've had in Portland.

Though, honestly, that's just sad to admit. Probably going to move on at some point.

[Rastala]

Agree with you. Why this bashing!

Days when I was new same person was rude asking me to post more before sending an I'm to enquire.

I've helped many on PMs without bothering to see how much they have contributed after all. Many helped me back too.

If you post or not this will go on. There are a lot of positive people here and thanks to that.

So let me get this straight. You've never gone to a spot after reading positive feedback on it posted here? Isn't that the point of posting reviews and feedback here? And now you're criticizing the guys that are following up on the feedback you posted because they came in, coincidentally, at the same time Your Highness was present? Get off your high horse.

[SnAppleMgfm]

No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.

If they have the cell, they can answer it during the massage. Have had girls take a call while on the flip and kept going. And yes, I have had some say "no, free in so-and-so minutes," or "come back at x o'clock. " I'm not going to waste my time driving around looking at the parking and waiting until it's empty, nor am I going to just go at certain times of the day. If I feel like having a good time, I'm going in. A call gets you the info you need and a sure session, while wasting minimal amount of someone else's time.

[Trux1]

Guess it's a good time to say this, and it should really be more of a reminder as it should be common etiquette, but if you're going to hit up a spot, be considerate and call ahead to (try and) book your spot. Lets the ladies plan, makes it less likely for you to have awkward waits or run ins at the lobby, and cuts out the time wasted from stopping a massage, going to the lobby, and telling you to come back later.

In my experience, ladies are also more likely to recognize and like you if you call in.

Anyway, if anyone has the name of the curvy one at the bright place, would appreciate if you let me know in a PM. Lala's great, but I want to give her a go.

Who'd you get? Bob haircut? Went there about 3 weeks ago and it was a great massage, with a nice finish. Better with her hands than majority I've seen. Bit of a stiff personality, but she was the only one working and busy, apparently. Wasn't really about the tease, but while covered on the flip, she noticed the muscle trying to get her attention and asked "here too?" Nice girl.

No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.

[NoFearToTry]

Went back to this place only because my reg spot was closing up early. On the flip she asked the question and quoted 100 I laughed and after about 15 minutes of haggling got her down to 60 which is still way too much. Needless to say H. E. Was just her mashing my little friend until I decided I would rather blow ofg some steam in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up. Anyways all in all I spent to much and now I know for sure that I will not be back ever again. Would rather risk an STD from a criddler on 82nd than deal with that shitshow again. Also place is located off of division.

Totally agreed on this one, I have not been back since maybe last Aug. Or Sept., pay the house fee and no massage skill and wanted 80 tip for 30 minutes crappy HJ, gave her 40 and walked out.

Can get FS at every place on div and about half of them on 82 and a couple on powell too, go elsewhere guys with your hard earned dollars.

[Bhanson475]

Is she still peddling the lie that the advertised table shower will be in next month?

Pretty good massage, though.

Yes she said $20 more for table shower.

I declined.

[DollyKillKill]

Went back to this place only because my reg spot was closing up early. On the flip she asked the question and quoted 100 I laughed and after about 15 minutes of haggling got her down to 60 which is still way too much. Needless to say H. E. Was just her mashing my little friend until I decided I would rather blow ofg some steam in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up. Anyways all in all I spent to much and now I know for sure that I will not be back ever again. Would rather risk an STD from a criddler on 82nd than deal with that shitshow again. Also place is located off of division.

[SnAppleMgfm]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess.
Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot.

Guess it's a good time to say this, and it should really be more of a reminder as it should be common etiquette, but if you're going to hit up a spot, be considerate and call ahead to (try and) book your spot. Lets the ladies plan, makes it less likely for you to have awkward waits or run ins at the lobby, and cuts out the time wasted from stopping a massage, going to the lobby, and telling you to come back later.

In my experience, ladies are also more likely to recognize and like you if you call in.

Anyway, if anyone has the name of the curvy one at the bright place, would appreciate if you let me know in a PM. Lala's great, but I want to give her a go.

Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.

Who'd you get? Bob haircut? Went there about 3 weeks ago and it was a great massage, with a nice finish. Better with her hands than majority I've seen. Bit of a stiff personality, but she was the only one working and busy, apparently. Wasn't really about the tease, but while covered on the flip, she noticed the muscle trying to get her attention and asked "here too?" Nice girl.

[WestSidePunter]

Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.

Stay safe.

Is she still peddling the lie that the advertised table shower will be in next month?

Pretty good massage, though.

[Drex Diggler2]

Of course we're going to swarm the place, it doesn't have much competition for this level of service, and Mama-san is going to find she's sitting on a gold mine. Ladies we haven't seen, that are young and good-looking, who provide what we really want at a relatively cheap rate? Yeah, there's no way we're going to pass that up. It's simple supply and demand.

This isn't Seattle or Tacoma, where FS is offered at many locations. Before sunshine, we only had Aurora and maybe another place that were guaranteed fun-houses, but with expensive prices; I wouldn't be surprised for the low prices we're seeing at sunshine to last long either. If more of Portland's AMP's offered this level of service, new places like sunshine wouldn't get swamped nearly so badly.

For those being shorted on time: if you're there only for the tug and not the rub, just ask for the 30 minute session. You're done in half the time and won't get shorted, plus more mongers can see the in-demand ladies.

Jesus, there are at least four places within 6 miles of there where FS can be had. Maybe nit as hot, but it can be had. FS isn't as mythic as it used to be in this area.

[Bhanson475]

Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.

Stay safe.

[BlueEyes99]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Sorry to hear that it has gotten crazy there but thanks for the report. I hope the board members and you as well keep sharing reports as this is what this board is about is sharing and giving reports / feedback of our experiences. I do feel your pain to get a session cut short is fu# at up.

Even if she did refund part, most of us only have so much time and we are there to enjoy the time we paid for!

Maybe going at off hours can help, many times if I know it is a busy place I will tray to go first thing in the morning, Mornings seem to be much better for me than say at noon. I had one place where my regular would come in early for me, this worked out for almost a year before she moved. Well anyway thanks again for sharing.

[Wagnerb]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

Of course we're going to swarm the place, it doesn't have much competition for this level of service, and Mama-san is going to find she's sitting on a gold mine. Ladies we haven't seen, that are young and good-looking, who provide what we really want at a relatively cheap rate? Yeah, there's no way we're going to pass that up. It's simple supply and demand.

This isn't Seattle or Tacoma, where FS is offered at many locations. Before sunshine, we only had Aurora and maybe another place that were guaranteed fun-houses, but with expensive prices; I wouldn't be surprised for the low prices we're seeing at sunshine to last long either. If more of Portland's AMP's offered this level of service, new places like sunshine wouldn't get swamped nearly so badly.

For those being shorted on time: if you're there only for the tug and not the rub, just ask for the 30 minute session. You're done in half the time and won't get shorted, plus more mongers can see the in-demand ladies.

[Swim88]

Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess. My previous visit to sunshine was a quiet, relaxed, experience where I was the only customer. As was the experience for the other two guys from what they wrote. Just went back for my second visit and to add Tattoo onto my list at #17, which I did, but good f'ing god. Both ladies were busy and four of you guys came in within the first 10 minutes of my session. Plus two more while I was fucking the shit out of Tattoo. She cut my session from an hour down to 30 minutes (yes, she refunded the difference).

Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot. Prob won't be sharing reports as much in the future but feel free to PM me if you've got info to trade and I'll be happy to share via that channel.

Good hunting.

So let me get this straight. You've never gone to a spot after reading positive feedback on it posted here? Isn't that the point of posting reviews and feedback here? And now you're criticizing the guys that are following up on the feedback you posted because they came in, coincidentally, at the same time Your Highness was present? Get off your high horse.