Massage Parlor Reports

**VmrSmith** · 01-07-21 13:16

Originally Posted by TotalTruth [View Original Post]

I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.

Try a $750. Plane ticket, and a $25 hotel to Jakarta.

Out and back over 4-5 days. Non-stop night and day fun included for less than 1 k.

**LoveSmallPerky** · 01-07-21 11:53

Originally Posted by Dddubs2 [View Original Post]

Is this at MPs or agencies / escorts? Sounds like a dream!

Look at the Orlando boards and you will see what is there for each type. Fl boards tend to post more pictures too.

**PS1213** · 01-07-21 11:29

Originally Posted by TotalTruth [View Original Post]

I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.

As someone who just moved here for work from Tampa, I can second that things down there were way more reasonable than what I've been reading is happening up here. Will I still partake up here? Probably, but that's just because I'm a *** and a half by nature LOL.

**Dddubs2** · 01-06-21 23:52

Originally Posted by TotalTruth [View Original Post]

I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.

Is this at MPs or agencies / escorts? Sounds like a dream!

**FranklySports** · 01-06-21 21:21

Originally Posted by TotalTruth [View Original Post]

I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.

The table shower at Massage Connection alone is worth the price of admission!!

**Tela1980** · 01-06-21 17:04

Originally Posted by NiceChicaGaGuy [View Original Post]

I don't know about full service, but the Bears sucked the other day.

Bears sucked all season LOL! Mercifully it will all be over this Sunday. Saints big $$.

**ConfuciusMan** · 01-06-21 16:36

That's pretty wide spread. What's name of spas.

Originally Posted by Erasure773 [View Original Post]

Avoid these two locations. No extras allowed. How they advertise on Rr but don't do anything.

**TotalTruth** · 01-06-21 12:34

Originally Posted by Wirelessone [View Original Post]

Been in Chicago for Christmas and New Years and went to SXL the first Sunday back had Maggie and she, I believe had been gone for awhile or at least I had not seen her when I was there in November. Excellent service, full hour massage and an untranslated French lesson for their usual fee. Maggie is a good sport and will hang in there till the job is done but I told her that when us mongers who come in that have snow on the roof, I explained that meaning, she should incorporate the departed Emily and have us mongers stand up to get the blood flowing to all regions of the body. I told her the ending would not take so long if she tried that.

I told her the old Sex in the City joke and told her their is a reason the word job is in a French lesson, anyway she said Ok and she would give it a try next time. I was tempted to go back yesterday and today but could never get the timing right wound up watching the Bears back their way into the playoffs. Anyway back to Florida in the morning where we have a real man as a governor and we are more free. I encourage you to come to Orlando for youngsters in both AMP's and as independents as well check the daily Orlando temperatures if you still have any doubts.

Business brings me back in a late February, and we will see where I can go, till then.

Wired One.

I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.

**NiceChicaGaGuy** · 01-06-21 02:17

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Watching the Bears vs getting a blow job? Where are your priorities, unless you understand the Bears to be full service.

I don't know about full service, but the Bears sucked the other day.

**Erasure773** · 01-05-21 22:57

Avoid these two locations. No extras allowed. How they advertise on Rr but don't do anything.

**TomCat49** · 01-05-21 19:51

Originally Posted by Samsung2402 [View Original Post]

A couple of weeks ago I started to get a text from area code 702 on my burner from a gal that is asking to see me again. I have a regular gal for my massage and another regular for L4, but I have strayed from time to time if my regulars are not available. The text says she is at the Relax Spa, just can't place where I had seen this person before. What the hell, I go in and asked the young lady there who has this phone number. She says Mimi. Mimi comes out and yep, some Asian gal that I say at hotel in Oakbrook. I say what the hell, go for 1/2 hour, on the flip negotiate a naked L3 for a very reasonable price. Not the cutest or the most petite, but she knows some tricks that will bring out the best in you. The other gal there looked younger and better looking, so I'll have to try that next time. Stay safe boys.

Check your PM message box.

**Datsurman** · 01-05-21 19:05

Why the hell are these ignorant *** charging $60 - $100 more for a massage done on a "milking table" than one on a regular massage table. It's the same damn service just with a cutout in the middle of the table.

**ReadyForRub** · 01-05-21 15:49

Originally Posted by Wirelessone [View Original Post]

Been in Chicago for Christmas and New Years and went to SXL the first Sunday back had Maggie and she, I believe had been gone for awhile or at least I had not seen her when I was there in November. Excellent service, full hour massage and an untranslated French lesson for their usual fee. Maggie is a good sport and will hang in there till the job is done but I told her that when us mongers who come in that have snow on the roof, I explained that meaning, she should incorporate the departed Emily and have us mongers stand up to get the blood flowing to all regions of the body. I told her the ending would not take so long if she tried that.

I told her the old Sex in the City joke and told her their is a reason the word job is in a French lesson, anyway she said Ok and she would give it a try next time. I was tempted to go back yesterday and today but could never get the timing right wound up watching the Bears back their way into the playoffs. Anyway back to Florida in the morning where we have a real man as a governor and we are more free. I encourage you to come to Orlando for youngsters in both AMP's and as independents as well check the daily Orlando temperatures if you still have any doubts.

Business brings me back in a late February, and we will see where I can go, till then.

Wired One.

Watching the Bears vs getting a blow job? Where are your priorities, unless you understand the Bears to be full service.

**Wirelessone** · 01-04-21 23:54

Been in Chicago for Christmas and New Years and went to SXL the first Sunday back had Maggie and she, I believe had been gone for awhile or at least I had not seen her when I was there in November. Excellent service, full hour massage and an untranslated French lesson for their usual fee. Maggie is a good sport and will hang in there till the job is done but I told her that when us mongers who come in that have snow on the roof, I explained that meaning, she should incorporate the departed Emily and have us mongers stand up to get the blood flowing to all regions of the body. I told her the ending would not take so long if she tried that.

I told her the old Sex in the City joke and told her their is a reason the word job is in a French lesson, anyway she said Ok and she would give it a try next time. I was tempted to go back yesterday and today but could never get the timing right wound up watching the Bears back their way into the playoffs. Anyway back to Florida in the morning where we have a real man as a governor and we are more free. I encourage you to come to Orlando for youngsters in both AMP's and as independents as well check the daily Orlando temperatures if you still have any doubts.

Business brings me back in a late February, and we will see where I can go, till then.

Wired One.

**Devlin** · 01-04-21 18:53

Originally Posted by Devlin [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I'm looking for a good massage with a great HJ or L2 finish on the Southwest Side. Also, if they have a table shower even better.

Which one should I choose - Archer Spa or Body Health Center or Ruby Spa?

Please reply here.

Thanks!

So, I asked for some help and received only one reply.

Well, I did visit Archer Spa and Body Health Center.

To have an experience similiar to mine, do stop by!

Don't forget to post a review here.