Massage Parlor Reports

[AverageJake]

Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.

I've been to this place 2 times with no he. Massage itself was very good though both times.

[BobKraft]

Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.

I second that. Started lurking on here in my 20's. Besides the rush, I liked the option of knowing how the time with these girls would end and not having to put up with them in my life after.

I also loved these forums for all the education. Well into my late 30's now and some of you mongers practically raised me when it comes to this craft! Prolly why I'm so fucked up LOL.

Safe hunting!

[StalkOfLife]

Went to place on Van Dyke just south of 696. Old hag took my door fee. 10 minutes later, same ugly senior citizen came to the room. I told her I needed to see someone else. Another 5 minutes go by and in walks a 45 year old average looking gal. Gives totally uninspired massage. Finally do the flip and she refuses all humor and resists my attempts to grab her padded ass and tits. Those mediocre parts were locked up like Fort Knox. Finally she mumbles and gives some "stroke yourself" gesture. Despite my feeble attempts to get her to do the deed, I was forced to DIY. As I walked out she demanded a tip. Of course I pretended not to understand her and took off. No handy, no tippy.

How do these places stay in business?

[Road Head]

Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.

That's why you have to skip the dinner and movie part.

[Named]

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.

[ODawg]

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

I hear ya my friend but I'm just out here tryna have a good time LOL, do something different. Age doesn't matter, I like older women anyways. I just hope she doesn't turn me down for it.

[LostInDetroit]

Okay looks like I'm going to have to set up an appointment ASAP lmao. Thanks for the review. I'm below 30 so hopefully she allows me to set up an appointment.

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

[LostInDetroit]

Is she the redhead that advertises on STG from waterford.

If you got a link, I'm sure myself or another monger could verify it for you.

[Road Head]

Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.

Here are the details. Good massage, no extras, totally legit.

[DirtyOne313]

I had the pleasure of meeting both for a session and I agree with what "onlyvrx" stated in his review of Chrissy and Bella aka Lisa.

The more sessions Chrissy has I believe she'll loosen up and be more comfortable, as long as your not pushy she does provide a fun session and takes direction at least that was my experience, I enjoyed the fresh brewed coffee afterwards for the trip home.

How does one see them? I have never seen Lisa before and she won't respond back?. And BTW. I have left reviews before to the paranoid senior members.

[JayJay123]

Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.

[JumpingBean]

I've seen Lisa (solo) quite a few times now and always enjoy my time. Her "partner" is named Chrissy and is her cousin. For the next few weeks or so she is offering dou's and "training" her at Lisa's Waterford / Pontiac location. To be clear. The gal in those pics is NOT Chrissy. For those of us that have seen Lisa, Chrissy is much, much older, or at least looks older, maybe mid 50's and has a strong New York accent. IMHO the extra money spent for a "dou" is not worth it. Chrissy is still very timid, and to make her feel comfortable, while she is there Lisa is not offering her usual finish. Final thoughts. Once Chrissy is on her own, she would not be on my short list of favorite providers. Of course this is just my opinion. To each their own!

I had the pleasure of meeting both for a session and I agree with what "onlyvrx" stated in his review of Chrissy and Bella aka Lisa.

The more sessions Chrissy has I believe she'll loosen up and be more comfortable, as long as your not pushy she does provide a fun session and takes direction at least that was my experience, I enjoyed the fresh brewed coffee afterwards for the trip home.

[BillCo]

She told me she was 38.

Is she the redhead that advertises on STG from waterford.

[BigBootyFan]

Remember, this is a YMMV situation. She's 28.

She told me she was 38.

[JamieGreek2019]

I visited there several years ago a few times. Only went because a girl I was seeing at Asian Health in Troy moved there. She offered random extras but never more than BBBJ; usually a standard HE with UTC roaming. I visited both the AMPs listed above and saw a few other providers and zero extra were on the table so I'm guessing I got lucky with the one particular provider. She moved over to the east side and lost touch. I suspect they are very carefully being in Troy.

Stay safe.

J.

Anyone been here? It's right by the corner of Big Beaver and Rochester Road so in a pretty high traffic area. Looks like a dumpy AMP but was wondering if anyone had gotten any extras there.

I found one not too positive review from 2014 but a lot could have changed since then. I'm hoping it's somehow flown under the radar because it's in a really convenient spot for me.