Massage Parlor Reports

[Named]

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.

[ODawg]

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

I hear ya my friend but I'm just out here tryna have a good time LOL, do something different. Age doesn't matter, I like older women anyways. I just hope she doesn't turn me down for it.

[LostInDetroit]

Okay looks like I'm going to have to set up an appointment ASAP lmao. Thanks for the review. I'm below 30 so hopefully she allows me to set up an appointment.

My friend, if you're under 30, try the dating apps like tinder and get yourself laid for free my friend. Us older dudes have a harder time with those sorts of apps (at least, speaking for myself) so most of us have to pay. If I was under 30 again (hell, under 40 again) that would be the first place I would be going to. Also, keep in mind that Sarah is way older than 38. She's easily in her 50's but she looks damn good for her age.

[LostInDetroit]

Is she the redhead that advertises on STG from waterford.

If you got a link, I'm sure myself or another monger could verify it for you.

[Road Head]

Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.

Here are the details. Good massage, no extras, totally legit.

[DirtyOne313]

I had the pleasure of meeting both for a session and I agree with what "onlyvrx" stated in his review of Chrissy and Bella aka Lisa.

The more sessions Chrissy has I believe she'll loosen up and be more comfortable, as long as your not pushy she does provide a fun session and takes direction at least that was my experience, I enjoyed the fresh brewed coffee afterwards for the trip home.

How does one see them? I have never seen Lisa before and she won't respond back?. And BTW. I have left reviews before to the paranoid senior members.

[JayJay123]

Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.

[JumpingBean]

I've seen Lisa (solo) quite a few times now and always enjoy my time. Her "partner" is named Chrissy and is her cousin. For the next few weeks or so she is offering dou's and "training" her at Lisa's Waterford / Pontiac location. To be clear. The gal in those pics is NOT Chrissy. For those of us that have seen Lisa, Chrissy is much, much older, or at least looks older, maybe mid 50's and has a strong New York accent. IMHO the extra money spent for a "dou" is not worth it. Chrissy is still very timid, and to make her feel comfortable, while she is there Lisa is not offering her usual finish. Final thoughts. Once Chrissy is on her own, she would not be on my short list of favorite providers. Of course this is just my opinion. To each their own!

I had the pleasure of meeting both for a session and I agree with what "onlyvrx" stated in his review of Chrissy and Bella aka Lisa.

The more sessions Chrissy has I believe she'll loosen up and be more comfortable, as long as your not pushy she does provide a fun session and takes direction at least that was my experience, I enjoyed the fresh brewed coffee afterwards for the trip home.

[BillCo]

She told me she was 38.

Is she the redhead that advertises on STG from waterford.

[BigBootyFan]

Remember, this is a YMMV situation. She's 28.

She told me she was 38.

[JamieGreek2019]

I visited there several years ago a few times. Only went because a girl I was seeing at Asian Health in Troy moved there. She offered random extras but never more than BBBJ; usually a standard HE with UTC roaming. I visited both the AMPs listed above and saw a few other providers and zero extra were on the table so I'm guessing I got lucky with the one particular provider. She moved over to the east side and lost touch. I suspect they are very carefully being in Troy.

Stay safe.

J.

Anyone been here? It's right by the corner of Big Beaver and Rochester Road so in a pretty high traffic area. Looks like a dumpy AMP but was wondering if anyone had gotten any extras there.

I found one not too positive review from 2014 but a lot could have changed since then. I'm hoping it's somehow flown under the radar because it's in a really convenient spot for me.

[MrLemon01]

$. 6 is rate?

That would be the rate, yes.

[SandersNut]

$. 6 is rate?

There is a lady / service that works out in Novi. Those standard "Asian girls who don't look like the image". But I've seen them a few times this year. Mid-year the number changed. I believe there is a person who organizes everything, and you meet the girls. I was wondering if any of you have any insight on this? I only know of some girls I've met a few times, but the most recent was named Linda. Which I'll describe my experience, which to note was back in June:

Met Linda at a hotel in Novi. I walked in, friendly greeting. I've seen her before so there was familiarity. She is short, small, your average sized boobs. I personally think she's pretty good looking, but everyone has different tastes so I can't confirm your flavor will be the same as mine. I got comfortable, laid on the bed and she gave me a massage. I don't get legit massages, so for me the experience was good. I was told to flip, she started playing with me, got a condom out and put in on me, and continued with a CBJ. Was it the best in my life? No, but it wasn't bad. I enjoyed it. After that, we moved onto DATY, and she lets you lick the booty if you're the type who gazes into the abyss and laughs. To note, before she massages you she goes to the bathroom to clean up a bit, and after the massage she rinses off the oil, so I felt comfortable doing that. After a bit of that, we went into missionary, doggy and then she went on top. She was good on top and I finished in the condom inside her. Cleaned up, had a pleasant conversation while I was getting dressed, and by this time the full hour was almost up. Overall it was a good and enjoyable experience. Not the best, but definitely a 7/10 for me. And that's enough for me to come back.

There was a previous girl I saw too before Linda, named Sophia. She would offer BBBJ for an upcharge. Which I'm mixed on my feelings about that. And Sophia was met at a house. Looks like they operate out of a house and hotel.

Anyway, anyone have any experiences with this? This is just my experience.

[ODawg]

I visited Sarah finally after the first attempt had to be rescheduled.

She's probably in her 40's or 50's but could pass as a late 30's MILF since her body still rocks.

When I got to her apartment she went and met me downstairs then we went up to her room. She offered me drinks and I just took water.

Asked me if I needed to take a shower and I said I just took one before our appointment. She then had me put the donation on the table (didn't mention any price so I just put $200 even though she offered $40 discount for having to reschedule) she did not count it. I believe she only did that when I was in the bathroom after our session and thanked me for the generous donation.

Anyways, I took off everything but my socks and laid face down on her bed. She played some relaxing music on her phone and started the massage using some type of cream / lotion. She's mostly naked but got her panties on still. I got to tell you she knows how to give a massage and tease.

YMMV but she asked me if I had a certain reasons my socks were off and I said no she can remove it. She did and she started sucking on my toes. I told her she can do whatever she wants with me. She's really talking dirty at this point and started licking my ass, I believe it's called tossing your salad haha. I've never had my ass eaten out or toes licked before. It felt great honestly LOL. She incorporates stretches during her massage. During the entire time she kept going back and tossing my salad, I guess she really enjoys doing that.

On the flip, about 40 minutes later, she started with a BBBJ and I almost lost it. She asked me to do her while she faces the mirror and I opted for doggy. She said go easy on her so I did then shortly after she wanted me to go hard and rough.

After about 15 minutes she wanted to give me a BBBJ again and tells me she got a surprise so I should let her know when I'm almost there.

The surprise was something she saw on pornhub according to her and spit it on her boobs. But she missed so we had a laugh!

Afterwards we cleaned up and she said I could even shower if I wanted. I said I'm okay and she gave me wipes and a warm wet wash cloth.

She mentioned she will have her friend (didn't say how old or any detail. I know someone else mentioned a 23 yr old Asian gf) with her next time. I asked if she can be booked solo and she said that her friend is not in this hobby and would probably need wine next time and I'll be the excuse for them to make out.

All in all I think there's more to the menu, maybe Greek or msog but we'll see. Overall I had a great experience and will probably book the duo next time and see what happens and report back.

Okay looks like I'm going to have to set up an appointment ASAP lmao. Thanks for the review. I'm below 30 so hopefully she allows me to set up an appointment.

[SenorVac]

I agree with Named. There is no way in an icy cold hell she's 28. I'd guess late 40's, early 50's (but I too am a horrible judge of age). That said, the photo you provided is DEAD ON in terms of the way she looks. She's got a fantastic body for her age and a great personality to match. I'd just be intrigued if any monger can break out of her 2nd appointment barrier.

I visited Sarah finally after the first attempt had to be rescheduled.

She's probably in her 40's or 50's but could pass as a late 30's MILF since her body still rocks.

When I got to her apartment she went and met me downstairs then we went up to her room. She offered me drinks and I just took water.

Asked me if I needed to take a shower and I said I just took one before our appointment. She then had me put the donation on the table (didn't mention any price so I just put $200 even though she offered $40 discount for having to reschedule) she did not count it. I believe she only did that when I was in the bathroom after our session and thanked me for the generous donation.

Anyways, I took off everything but my socks and laid face down on her bed. She played some relaxing music on her phone and started the massage using some type of cream / lotion. She's mostly naked but got her panties on still. I got to tell you she knows how to give a massage and tease.

YMMV but she asked me if I had a certain reasons my socks were off and I said no she can remove it. She did and she started sucking on my toes. I told her she can do whatever she wants with me. She's really talking dirty at this point and started licking my ass, I believe it's called tossing your salad haha. I've never had my ass eaten out or toes licked before. It felt great honestly LOL. She incorporates stretches during her massage. During the entire time she kept going back and tossing my salad, I guess she really enjoys doing that.

On the flip, about 40 minutes later, she started with a BBBJ and I almost lost it. She asked me to do her while she faces the mirror and I opted for doggy. She said go easy on her so I did then shortly after she wanted me to go hard and rough.

After about 15 minutes she wanted to give me a BBBJ again and tells me she got a surprise so I should let her know when I'm almost there.

The surprise was something she saw on pornhub according to her and spit it on her boobs. But she missed so we had a laugh!

Afterwards we cleaned up and she said I could even shower if I wanted. I said I'm okay and she gave me wipes and a warm wet wash cloth.

She mentioned she will have her friend (didn't say how old or any detail. I know someone else mentioned a 23 yr old Asian gf) with her next time. I asked if she can be booked solo and she said that her friend is not in this hobby and would probably need wine next time and I'll be the excuse for them to make out.

All in all I think there's more to the menu, maybe Greek or msog but we'll see. Overall I had a great experience and will probably book the duo next time and see what happens and report back.