Massage Parlor Reports

[RBM1430]

Yes they wear masks and ask you to wear one too. They also take your temperature. The place is clean and they change everything after each person. I have not been to one place yet that isn't doing this procedure. Maybe that is what all the inspections are about.

Awesome, thanks sir. Been reading positive reviews of Panda, thought I'd roll the dice. Is the public health department in charge of inspections?

[Bill Bradsky]

Hi all, can someone let me know if the employees at Panda wear masks? And in general, is the place relatively clean? I don't need it to be the Ritz per se, just not filthy. Thanks gents 👍127996;.

Yes they wear masks and ask you to wear one too. They also take your temperature. The place is clean and they change everything after each person. I have not been to one place yet that isn't doing this procedure. Maybe that is what all the inspections are about.

[Bill Bradsky]

Eden, Lilia, Asian Megan, and Asian Angela, all advertise on Rubratings, all have FS options, all have numerous reviews here.

To be clear, I know you mean the other Eden the girl, not Eden Spa the AMP on Manchester. No FS at Eden Spa, so don't want to get them in trouble. You are correct, there is no FS walk-in AMP in Saint Louis that I know about. This is not Southern California where anything and everything goes.

[RBM1430]

Hi all, can someone let me know if the employees at Panda wear masks? And in general, is the place relatively clean? I don't need it to be the Ritz per se, just not filthy. Thanks gents 👍127996;.

[HuntingHead]

I thought based on reviews on here, Nikki basically didn't ever get naked or even topless? I've not ever gone there based on what I've read here. I've wanted to, but if she doesn't even get topless then what's the point?

Nikki in Brentwood thoug may take more than 1 visit.

[Macgazkol]

I've done some mild research and it sounds like if I want FS at all, I need to go to IL and hit up FUJI or TOKYO. But that is a drive.

Can someone, anyone, tell me if there's a place here in STL that offers FS? DMs open.

Eden, Lilia, Asian Megan, and Asian Angela, all advertise on Rubratings, all have FS options, all have numerous reviews here.

[SirChuck]

Fuji and Tokyo are a sure thing! STL isn't really AMP Extra friendly right now.

I've done some mild research and it sounds like if I want FS at all, I need to go to IL and hit up FUJI or TOKYO. But that is a drive.

Can someone, anyone, tell me if there's a place here in STL that offers FS? DMs open.

[HeHopeful]

I've done some mild research and it sounds like if I want FS at all, I need to go to IL and hit up FUJI or TOKYO. But that is a drive.

Can someone, anyone, tell me if there's a place here in STL that offers FS? DMs open.

[FartCity]

I can attest to never having anything close to a happy time at Zen in 4 or 5 visits. No DIY, no tease, nothing. Last time I didn't tip because it was the worst massage and some beeper kept going off like the smoke alarm was out of batteries or something.

[BBBoom56]

So I got things setup with Asian Meghan for later today. Thanks to all of the previous reports I think I have my expectations properly calibrated. Decent looking older Asian with a nice set of cans. Decent massage, mechanical but thorough CBJ and CFS on the flip for $$. If things are or are not as I expected I will let you all know. If you think I am not properly calibrated please PM quickly.

[SirChuck]

For the record I don't know anyone that is out looking for do it yourself. They might get you so horny you say fuck it I'll rub one out. But nobody I know wants to jack off if they have the option. Years ago when things were dry I'd get the blue ball massage then head directly to a provider offering a sure thing to cure my blue balls. I've literally gotten in tug of war arguments with some of these girls. Then grab my hand and place it on my pecker then I shake my head saying no you and grab her hand pushing it toward my pecker. With both of us saying NO You, NO. I've literally gotten up and started getting dressed which most the times scares them realising they are going to get a shitty tip. I say I don't pay for DIY and make it clear how much more they will make if they tug it.

It's a Jack Shack man! Some people like to DIY at the Jack Shack. Funny how the original post on this looks like it came straight from Zen herself. Hi Zen!

But seriously, there are those weeks where you've spent to much on other shit. You've got 80 bucks to do the job, and the Jack Shack starts calling. Get a decent massage along with, and it's kinda worth it. See some tities, and it's a home run. Got to stretch that dollar. Sometime you got to reach for the bottom shelf bottle.

[SirChuck]

Dude, Zen may have some girls that offer a handshake. BUT, the majority of people on here don't get shit. I've honestly only heard a 2-3 dudes out of many dudes say they have had success. So, calling this place a Jack Shack is deceiving. I say this with the best intentions. But, saying this as you have been will only hurt your credibility with many on here. Just trying to be helpful.

You might be right on that. I'd rather have a hot woman provide the jack than myself. Should probably reserve this term for the helping hand that we are all looking for at these places like Zen, but will never get on the STL side. I just like using the term Jack Shack. All these massage places on the STL side being DIY are lower than your average Jack Shack on the east side. Sad but true.

[BeatMaster]

So, is it DIY or is it a jack shack? To me a jack shack is about 5-10 minutes of tease then straight to the flip and a firm handshake. Done in about 30 minutes or less total but not DIY. I'm also confused how you say "jack shack" like it's a bad thing! LOL!

You might be right on that. I'd rather have a hot woman provide the jack than myself. Should probably reserve this term for the helping hand that we are all looking for at these places like Zen, but will never get on the STL side. I just like using the term Jack Shack. All these massage places on the STL side being DIY are lower than your average Jack Shack on the east side. Sad but true.

[OldCarGuy69]

It's a Jack Shack man! Some people like to DIY at the Jack Shack. Funny how the original post on this looks like it came straight from Zen herself. Hi Zen!

But seriously, there are those weeks where you've spent to much on other shit. You've got 80 bucks to do the job, and the Jack Shack starts calling. Get a decent massage along with, and it's kinda worth it. See some tities, and it's a home run. Got to stretch that dollar. Sometime you got to reach for the bottom shelf bottle.

So, is it DIY or is it a jack shack? To me a jack shack is about 5-10 minutes of tease then straight to the flip and a firm handshake. Done in about 30 minutes or less total but not DIY. I'm also confused how you say "jack shack" like it's a bad thing! LOL!

[BeatMaster]

I've never ever ever had anything close to a erotic massage at Zen! I'm shocked I'm even hearing anyone promoting this place. They do give good massages but no touchy touchy. Not even a unintentional graze of the boys and hardly any inner thighs or ass touching. In fact, it's almost shocking to me that anyone would think of this place as a erotic anything. I've been all over STL for 7 plus years going to AMPs and I'd have a better chance of getting a happy ending in church then at Zen. Maybe, some have but I have a pretty good instinct of sniffing out available options and not a drop of success with multiple visits with different girls. Just saying!

It's a Jack Shack man! Some people like to DIY at the Jack Shack. Funny how the original post on this looks like it came straight from Zen herself. Hi Zen!

But seriously, there are those weeks where you've spent to much on other shit. You've got 80 bucks to do the job, and the Jack Shack starts calling. Get a decent massage along with, and it's kinda worth it. See some tities, and it's a home run. Got to stretch that dollar. Sometime you got to reach for the bottom shelf bottle.