Massage Parlor Reports

[TechSticles]

Based on some prior reviews saw Annie Girl for 1 hour massage. Did not come anywhere close to expectations. I don't enjoy giving a negative or detailed review but need to put my experience out here and maybe save you a trip. Everybody's experience is different; here's mine.

Pros. Fairly clean space, OK parking felt safe even after dark. Nice enough lady. Not verbally unpleasant. Although she is not all there. Read on.

Cons. Everything else. Much heavier than any prior pix and 15+ years older. Says she is 55 looks like a hard 55 years. Negative experience in terms of appearance / scent. Borderline gross. And I am not picky. Personality means more to me than looks. She seemed unshowered with oily skin and hair and dirty mumu dress. I declined her offer of taking any clothes off.

Talks non stop, and not about anything remotely relaxing; just her personal history and angry politics. Has no filter and no idea when to be quiet and let her massage do the talking. Just constant broadcast mode. Massage was very firm and strange, and she did not respond to positive or negative feedback about any areas worked; just kept going like she never heard. Stayed on the same areas for way too long. She also has sharp hard calluses on her hands that felt like long fingernails cutting me multiple times on sensitive areas. Even when I told her that hurts was ignored. Seemed oblivious to any feedback.

She has some problem putting sentences together or holding a two sided conversation or understanding anything anyone says. Its like she had a brain injury or something. States she is not a clock watcher while the whole time keeps referring to a large clock on her TV. 1 hour requested went almost 2 hours; but this was due to almost an hour of nonsense on front end about her reading your body and essential oils sales pitch, followed by a repetitive unenjoyable massage with weird baby oil, and a short flip which was abrupt, mechanical and all the while she again ignored clear feedback. Its like words go in her ears and she rolls on to the next unrelated topic as if you said nothing.

She is trying. But I DO NOT RECOMMEND. Would not go back for free. Almost walked out several times but stayed more out of pity. That's my experience.

Thank you! I don't know why the guys around her sing her praises. I feel pretty much the same way about Maryanne Sommers.

[Rimme]

I agree with you, she looks like my great great granny. Waste of time and money.

What's her number?

[Hillbilly Bob]

I agree--the Canadian girls are great. During my business travel days I used to make up reasons to go to Detroit so I could cross the river and visit the strip clubs in Windsor--gorgeous girls who were friendly and very playful.

When I would take a fishing trip to St. Clair I would always schedule mu trip when the Tigers were in town. Take in a ballgame the cross the river to Windsor. Jason gentle club had some hot girls. Not sure if it is still open now but it was a must see when I was in the area.

[KampuTom1234]

Based on some prior reviews saw Annie Girl for 1 hour massage. Did not come anywhere close to expectations. I don't enjoy giving a negative or detailed review but need to put my experience out here and maybe save you a trip. Everybody's experience is different; here's mine.

Pros. Fairly clean space, OK parking felt safe even after dark. Nice enough lady. Not verbally unpleasant. Although she is not all there. Read on.

Cons. Everything else. Much heavier than any prior pix and 15+ years older. Says she is 55 looks like a hard 55 years. Negative experience in terms of appearance / scent. Borderline gross. And I am not picky. Personality means more to me than looks. She seemed unshowered with oily skin and hair and dirty mumu dress. I declined her offer of taking any clothes off.

Talks non stop, and not about anything remotely relaxing; just her personal history and angry politics. Has no filter and no idea when to be quiet and let her massage do the talking. Just constant broadcast mode. Massage was very firm and strange, and she did not respond to positive or negative feedback about any areas worked; just kept going like she never heard. Stayed on the same areas for way too long. She also has sharp hard calluses on her hands that felt like long fingernails cutting me multiple times on sensitive areas. Even when I told her that hurts was ignored. Seemed oblivious to any feedback.

She has some problem putting sentences together or holding a two sided conversation or understanding anything anyone says. Its like she had a brain injury or something. States she is not a clock watcher while the whole time keeps referring to a large clock on her TV. 1 hour requested went almost 2 hours; but this was due to almost an hour of nonsense on front end about her reading your body and essential oils sales pitch, followed by a repetitive unenjoyable massage with weird baby oil, and a short flip which was abrupt, mechanical and all the while she again ignored clear feedback. Its like words go in her ears and she rolls on to the next unrelated topic as if you said nothing.

She is trying. But I DO NOT RECOMMEND. Would not go back for free. Almost walked out several times but stayed more out of pity. That's my experience.

I agree with you, she looks like my great great granny. Waste of time and money.

[Katmandu6999]

I agree--the Canadian girls are great. During my business travel days I used to make up reasons to go to Detroit so I could cross the river and visit the strip clubs in Windsor--gorgeous girls who were friendly and very playful.

Actually there are a ton of ladies that service the canadian side of Niagara. The large Toronto agencies such as Toronto Passions and Cupids have ladies in Niagra. Worth a trip.

[RickyDicky]

Hong MT is my go-to, but I'm ready to try Sakura and was hoping someone could help me with the appropriate tip amounts. I normally do a half hour session and expect to tip. 4 for standard service. What should I expect to tip for more services?? Any help would be greatly appreciated. PM if you'd like. Thanks!

Also, are more service available at Sakura or Moon?

[Kenal1]

I've bragged about it before and some guys complained because they like overpaying for the shitty AMP service here but for pure AMPs head to Toronto when the border re opens. You are getting a canadian buck for 75 cents now. Checked yesterday. So your funds go further. And the ladies are ridiculous. Just google toronto AMPs.

I agree--the Canadian girls are great. During my business travel days I used to make up reasons to go to Detroit so I could cross the river and visit the strip clubs in Windsor--gorgeous girls who were friendly and very playful.

[Katmandu6999]

Dallas is the same, or should I say was. I think COVID closed down most of the good places according to E#e.

I've bragged about it before and some guys complained because they like overpaying for the shitty AMP service here but for pure AMPs head to Toronto when the border re opens. You are getting a canadian buck for 75 cents now. Checked yesterday. So your funds go further. And the ladies are ridiculous. Just google toronto AMPs.

[Rimme]

When I said a while back, I meant a while back! This was a hot spot massage parlor in Middletown, I will dig an old post and find it. Might have the girl's name there too.

They got busted shortly after I had that fun, not sure if I got around posting about that.

Another old one, Eden at Shawnee. The lady would have me give her a message and moan and writhe. One time she asked me to punch her in the back. Needless to say that one freaked me out. LOL.

Ob.

Know the one you mention. It was off of Breil Blvd in an office condo. Who remembers the Korean girls off of Commerce Dr about 20 or so years ago? It was anything goes back in those days!

[SamK3]

Yes,

You are right. I am fairly new. Got some updates from the senior members and frankly no time to try those earlier. When I started, it went a bit away from my expectations and combined with lack of experience. Hope things will be better soon.

I might be wrong but going off the number of your posts, you seem to have recently dipped your toes?

Both Sakura and Hong are sure shot places for HE, more if you can work it out.

I remember in my early days, my newbie vibe used to scare masseuses.

Be confident. Always say you have been there before. Don't remember the lady's name. Heck, I have tried "I saw you" ploy sometimes and it worked.

Sound confident in your tipping strategy.

A little respect and small talk can go a long way at an AMP.

Good luck.

Peace, if I made any assumptions about your experience with AMP's.

Ob.

[Observant]

Which girl did BBBJ?.

When I said a while back, I meant a while back! This was a hot spot massage parlor in Middletown, I will dig an old post and find it. Might have the girl's name there too.

They got busted shortly after I had that fun, not sure if I got around posting about that.

Another old one, Eden at Shawnee. The lady would have me give her a message and moan and writhe. One time she asked me to punch her in the back. Needless to say that one freaked me out. LOL.

Ob.

[Observant]

I recently visited two AMPs, one is Sakura and other is Hong at Middletown

I might be wrong but going off the number of your posts, you seem to have recently dipped your toes?

Both Sakura and Hong are sure shot places for HE, more if you can work it out.

I remember in my early days, my newbie vibe used to scare masseuses.

Be confident. Always say you have been there before. Don't remember the lady's name. Heck, I have tried "I saw you" ploy sometimes and it worked.

Sound confident in your tipping strategy.

A little respect and small talk can go a long way at an AMP.

Good luck.

Peace, if I made any assumptions about your experience with AMP's.

Ob.

[Hillbilly Bob]

So I recently went to St Pete / Clearwater Florida and let me be clear, it could never be topped in my opinion. I think we keep settling for handshakes in Cincy / Dayton so that is what we get. The place I went to TWICE had young talent who did not hesitate. My first experience was with a girl name NA NA who looked like Asa Akira with natural tits. My experience with her and the things she did to me will never be topped. The second visit with Angie or Angel was not as good but still way better than Sakura or anything around us. I am afraid I will not enjoy anything local now that I have had these experiences. And I will definitely lower my tip for a handshake considering what I got and the price I paid in St Pete. Stay safe. DC.

I will have to agree DC I was in the largo Clearwater area in January. Tried one of their AMP. Before the pandemic hit had a great time. Still haven't been to one in this area don't think they can be what Florida has. Not sure what Florida is like now but I hop the are back to normal this winter. Stay safe.

[SamK3]

I recently visited two AMPs, one is Sakura and other is Hong at Middletown.

My experience at Sakura was fairly bad. I was treated by a lady who's on a short skirt. I opted for 1 hr and asked well before if she can accommodate since they're busy. She said yes and I paid. Once in the room, there is constant disturbances and discussions with other lady, going and coming back. Massage was lower than a mediocre and she'd constantly changing the pressure. May be coming of fury with discussions going. No real tease and not into any options. Took 35 min and asked to flip. On the flip, again no tease and mere massage, did 10 min and said- Done. Demanded tip. I didn't pay and came out. Will not repeat. An useless place.

After a week, I went to Hong. What a change in AMPs attitude!. The lady greeted me with a smile. Because of my Sakura experience, I opted for 30 min this time. Massage was awesome and she knew what she was doing. Minimal tease but very gentle and always followed my feedback. I decided to take 1 hr and she said it's fine and I upgraded. Wonderful massage. On the flip, again massaged well with minimal tease. I asked for extras and she gently rejected. I relaxed very much and paid the tip. Will definitely repeat for the sake of great massage. I loved it very much.

My experiences are well contradicting to what I read here. But definitely it's a great experience at Hong.

[Tickle Jay]

Orlando Fl has the best AMP service hot younger girls and will do just about thing you want, I take a trip to Daytona three times a year and always hit Orlando I would be broke if I lived there

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Dallas is the same, or should I say was. I think COVID closed down most of the good places according to E#e.