Massage Parlor Reports

[TomS1977]

Hi, did anyone have a good experience (legit) for a Lymphatic Drainage massage? Please PM me the contact. Thanks!

[Smada]

Felt like a regular massage, so headed to Plush on short notice. I usually see Nia, who is great and consistent, but she wasn't there. I got the new girl who said she had only been there a month. Her name was something like Adrianetta. Nice girl, but the massage was really lame. About as much pressure as a cat walking on my back. She asked a few times about the pressure, and I kept saying heavier would be better, but no change. She would also completely stop for 30 seconds at a time as if she was looking at her phone. I don't expect extras there, but an hour massage didn't even include a flip. I try to give the benefit of doubt, and like I said she was nice, but for what they charge for an hour massage plus tip, I would not recommend this one.

Live and learn.

[RickyDicky]

Finally pulled the trigger and visited Sakura. I was hoping for Lisa or Sunny based on posts and recommendations, and I got lucky and drew Lisa. Took an hour session that started with a decent massage followed by awesome teasing and the main event. I went for the whole experience. Damage was. 6 and 1. 2. Lots of cuddling afterwards and then she finished the massage. Oh, and a little DATY thrown in, too. Best part was her goofball personality! Left very happy and plan to return after I recharge my wallet.

[MarblesKyle]

Thank you! I don't know why the guys around her sing her praises. I feel pretty much the same way about Maryanne Sommers.

There's only like two or three people who sing her praises. There's one guy where like 50% of his reviews are about her.

She's friendly and dependable. My one visit with her was a little better than this most recent review but I see what he is saying and experienced most of it to a lesser degree.

My massage was a bit painful but I actually like a hard massage. It didn't bother me as much.

I still haven't repeated and I'm not sure I will. But, you can still do much worse. The market is that bad.

I have a review of her from last year I think, sounds like things have gotten worse. There's plenty of info out there to make an informed decision, at least.

[DrPaulRx]

Anyone tried this? Contacted. They responded. In and out available same rates but high more like GFE rates. In is in apartment in Anderson. Just felt something off.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/185658

Thanks.

[Ruffian Dick]

...Has no filter and no idea when to be quiet and let her massage do the talking. Just constant broadcast mode. Massage was very firm and strange, and she did not respond to positive or negative feedback about any areas worked; just kept going like she never heard....

My experience was similar. I had no issue with her looks, just her attitude. She paid no attention to what I wanted. She just went on with her routine like she was following a recipe.

We men often get criticized, and rightly, for thinking we know exactly how to please a woman and assuming that what works on one works on all. But that street goes both ways.

[IFeelGood]

Hong MT is my go-to, but I'm ready to try Sakura and was hoping someone could help me with the appropriate tip amounts. I normally do a half hour session and expect to tip. 4 for standard service. What should I expect to tip for more services?? Any help would be greatly appreciated. PM if you'd like. Thanks!

Also, are more service available at Sakura or Moon?

Sakura IMO has more service available especially since Applo has new people. Standard ending and tip there.

Sakura has many different massage styles available with tips from. 8 to $$. But YMMV. Be nice.

[KampuTom1234]

What's her number?

After the first visit, I felt like it was total crap. I have deleted her number.

[TechSticles]

Based on some prior reviews saw Annie Girl for 1 hour massage. Did not come anywhere close to expectations. I don't enjoy giving a negative or detailed review but need to put my experience out here and maybe save you a trip. Everybody's experience is different; here's mine.

Pros. Fairly clean space, OK parking felt safe even after dark. Nice enough lady. Not verbally unpleasant. Although she is not all there. Read on.

Cons. Everything else. Much heavier than any prior pix and 15+ years older. Says she is 55 looks like a hard 55 years. Negative experience in terms of appearance / scent. Borderline gross. And I am not picky. Personality means more to me than looks. She seemed unshowered with oily skin and hair and dirty mumu dress. I declined her offer of taking any clothes off.

Talks non stop, and not about anything remotely relaxing; just her personal history and angry politics. Has no filter and no idea when to be quiet and let her massage do the talking. Just constant broadcast mode. Massage was very firm and strange, and she did not respond to positive or negative feedback about any areas worked; just kept going like she never heard. Stayed on the same areas for way too long. She also has sharp hard calluses on her hands that felt like long fingernails cutting me multiple times on sensitive areas. Even when I told her that hurts was ignored. Seemed oblivious to any feedback.

She has some problem putting sentences together or holding a two sided conversation or understanding anything anyone says. Its like she had a brain injury or something. States she is not a clock watcher while the whole time keeps referring to a large clock on her TV. 1 hour requested went almost 2 hours; but this was due to almost an hour of nonsense on front end about her reading your body and essential oils sales pitch, followed by a repetitive unenjoyable massage with weird baby oil, and a short flip which was abrupt, mechanical and all the while she again ignored clear feedback. Its like words go in her ears and she rolls on to the next unrelated topic as if you said nothing.

She is trying. But I DO NOT RECOMMEND. Would not go back for free. Almost walked out several times but stayed more out of pity. That's my experience.

Thank you! I don't know why the guys around her sing her praises. I feel pretty much the same way about Maryanne Sommers.

[Rimme]

I agree with you, she looks like my great great granny. Waste of time and money.

What's her number?

[Hillbilly Bob]

I agree--the Canadian girls are great. During my business travel days I used to make up reasons to go to Detroit so I could cross the river and visit the strip clubs in Windsor--gorgeous girls who were friendly and very playful.

When I would take a fishing trip to St. Clair I would always schedule mu trip when the Tigers were in town. Take in a ballgame the cross the river to Windsor. Jason gentle club had some hot girls. Not sure if it is still open now but it was a must see when I was in the area.

[KampuTom1234]

Based on some prior reviews saw Annie Girl for 1 hour massage. Did not come anywhere close to expectations. I don't enjoy giving a negative or detailed review but need to put my experience out here and maybe save you a trip. Everybody's experience is different; here's mine.

Pros. Fairly clean space, OK parking felt safe even after dark. Nice enough lady. Not verbally unpleasant. Although she is not all there. Read on.

Cons. Everything else. Much heavier than any prior pix and 15+ years older. Says she is 55 looks like a hard 55 years. Negative experience in terms of appearance / scent. Borderline gross. And I am not picky. Personality means more to me than looks. She seemed unshowered with oily skin and hair and dirty mumu dress. I declined her offer of taking any clothes off.

Talks non stop, and not about anything remotely relaxing; just her personal history and angry politics. Has no filter and no idea when to be quiet and let her massage do the talking. Just constant broadcast mode. Massage was very firm and strange, and she did not respond to positive or negative feedback about any areas worked; just kept going like she never heard. Stayed on the same areas for way too long. She also has sharp hard calluses on her hands that felt like long fingernails cutting me multiple times on sensitive areas. Even when I told her that hurts was ignored. Seemed oblivious to any feedback.

She has some problem putting sentences together or holding a two sided conversation or understanding anything anyone says. Its like she had a brain injury or something. States she is not a clock watcher while the whole time keeps referring to a large clock on her TV. 1 hour requested went almost 2 hours; but this was due to almost an hour of nonsense on front end about her reading your body and essential oils sales pitch, followed by a repetitive unenjoyable massage with weird baby oil, and a short flip which was abrupt, mechanical and all the while she again ignored clear feedback. Its like words go in her ears and she rolls on to the next unrelated topic as if you said nothing.

She is trying. But I DO NOT RECOMMEND. Would not go back for free. Almost walked out several times but stayed more out of pity. That's my experience.

I agree with you, she looks like my great great granny. Waste of time and money.

[Katmandu6999]

I agree--the Canadian girls are great. During my business travel days I used to make up reasons to go to Detroit so I could cross the river and visit the strip clubs in Windsor--gorgeous girls who were friendly and very playful.

Actually there are a ton of ladies that service the canadian side of Niagara. The large Toronto agencies such as Toronto Passions and Cupids have ladies in Niagra. Worth a trip.

[RickyDicky]

Hong MT is my go-to, but I'm ready to try Sakura and was hoping someone could help me with the appropriate tip amounts. I normally do a half hour session and expect to tip. 4 for standard service. What should I expect to tip for more services?? Any help would be greatly appreciated. PM if you'd like. Thanks!

Also, are more service available at Sakura or Moon?

[Kenal1]

I've bragged about it before and some guys complained because they like overpaying for the shitty AMP service here but for pure AMPs head to Toronto when the border re opens. You are getting a canadian buck for 75 cents now. Checked yesterday. So your funds go further. And the ladies are ridiculous. Just google toronto AMPs.

I agree--the Canadian girls are great. During my business travel days I used to make up reasons to go to Detroit so I could cross the river and visit the strip clubs in Windsor--gorgeous girls who were friendly and very playful.