Massage Parlor Reports

**Blah Blah Man** · 08-01-20 06:02

So I'm wondering where in LA I can find the most authentic nuru? A lot of ads on bedpage and so forth advertise nuru, but it just means regular plain FS. I'm hoping for the real nuru experience with the nuru gel and all body to body rub, preferably on the inflatable mattress. Recs?

**Domino727** · 07-31-20 18:39

Originally Posted by Wicked1 [View Original Post]

Google is your friend.

Yikes, they blew chunks. Thank God I got into Amazon before earnings.

**Wicked1** · 07-31-20 15:28

Originally Posted by IAmGib1 [View Original Post]

Eco? Where are they? Phone number? Address? Full name and city?

Google is your friend.

**IAmGib1** · 07-31-20 14:37

Originally Posted by Harbors [View Original Post]

Entry in LA. 50-80 usually. 50 is usually for 30.

FS is usually 120. Plus or minus 20 depending on where you are. Handy is 60 give or take. Others feel free to chime in.

I have paid what Harbors has listed on average for the past 3-4 yrs. Now used to be less but inflation.

**IAmGib1** · 07-31-20 13:54

Originally Posted by SoulBoy01 [View Original Post]

🤣

So I finally went to see Tina and I almost got bait and switched into another provider. I swear these fucking Chinese bookers have no shame and no integrity. I've been with this booker for over 2 years now, so I texted her about wanting to see Tina so we set it up and she directs me to one of the rooms, and I'm a little underwhelmed by the girl that opens the door.

I said "I'm here to see Tina. ".

And she says "yea I'm Tina. ".

Hmm okay. I guess all these reports about Tina must've been written by incel noobs with zero standards, I thought to myself as I enter the room. I get undressed and the girl disrobes and I'm thinking, dude there's no way this is Tina. Tina is supposed to have D's. This girl had a pair of B's, maybe C cup at best. Either way I'm not fucking this chick. So I get up and ask her straight up 'What's your name?

"Yea it's me baby. ".

"No really. What's your name?

"Cici. ".

"Fucking A, where is Tina? I came here to see Tina. You're not Tina. ".

"Tina next door. ".

So now I'm cursing under my breath putting my clothes back on and I text the booker and gave her a piece of my mind and head next door, and yes! This girl was much easier on the eyes. Super friendly, flirty, and actually pretty funny too. She's got a fake rack, but still look natural. Killer curvy body. If I were to estimate, her measurements were probably right in line with sir mix-a-lots famous: 36-24-36 (give or take an inch or two) at about 5'3". Her face is pleasantly attractive, not insanely gorgeous, but still hot, at least for a Chinese girl. (Relax!! I'm Korean. I'm allowed to say these things)

So I get naked and she's grabbing my junk, putting her tits in my face, telling me how horny and happy she was to see me. Then she tells me to lay face down and proceeds to tell me how clean she is. I'm thinking "why the fuck would she say something like- WHOAAA!"

As her tongue starts lashing my butthole. Whoa slow your roll kemosabe!! I wasn't ready for that, you freak!!

She giggles and asks "you don't like? I'm clean baby".

And I'm thinking, oh hell no. What kind of savage just fearlessly rushes in guns blazing into an uncharted war zone like that? Jeez. At least the kgirls shower you up and make sure you're clean before diving in. But this girl is fucking fearless (and filthy!)

So I flip over and she goes to town slurping my balls and deep-throating with equal enthusiasm. I almost blow my load and I ask her if I can come twice, because I know she's going to make me cum fast. First she quoted me 100 and said yea no thanks. Then she said for you, 2 times, $60. Hmmmm. I tell her let's see what happens. If I come fast, then we'll do it. She agrees and tries to assure me not to worry, she'll go slow. So we go through my usual repertoire of positions and towards the end she jokes about me saying that I was going to come fast. "You not fast, you too slow!" Finally I tell her to get on top and she rides me to completion. So I'm laying there tapped out, but she has other plans. She's still riding me, albeit slowly. I'm like ummm. And before I said anything more she drops her tits in my face and makes a couple more thrusts and then plops down me like she's taking a nap. While I'm still inside her, mind you. Not sure if she was coming or what, but it was kinda hot. Finally she dismounts me and cleans me up.

As I'm getting dressed she asks for my number and asks me if I liked. She said "you know I'm the best! I give best service, no? Call me again, I'm so lonely!

I nodded as I chuckled and I told her don't worry you're about to get really busy soon. I told her that her service was so good that she's been getting lots of great reviews and she's starting to become famous online, so I told her to get ready for a ton of new clients coming specifically to request Tina in the next few days. She seemed to be genuinely pleased. And if you do see her, make sure you wash that ass thoroughly! Haha or not, you really don't have to. She'll still eat that ass for breakfast without hesitation.

Where is she located / What is the name of the AMP and city? Phone number?

**IAmGib1** · 07-31-20 13:49

Originally Posted by Wicked1 [View Original Post]

Got the heads up. No shareable pics but a new Asian beauty Annie. Always smiling, pretty face and mid length hair. She's petite, 10 lbs lighter than Apple, thin with nice butt and tits, nice body. Early 20's. Sweet personality.

Chanel is a super hot Brazilian 25 yo. Outrageous body, mid back blonde-ish hair, beautiful with a sick body. Whoa. Hot pic.

Next week, Maya. Cuban, beautiful face, slender with a smoking hot body. Really pretty. She's here next week. Killer pic.

Chanel and Maya are hot. Annie sounds like a new contender. If they send me any pics to share, I'll post right away.

Play safe!

Eco? Where are they? Phone number? Address? Full name and city?

**Biggie2001** · 07-31-20 13:08

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

No Handjob?

Nope. Barely massage below my waist and above my knee.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 07-31-20 10:48

Originally Posted by Biggie2001 [View Original Post]

Not sure how reliable Massagefinder is. Seems to be legit massages only, which is fine by me (every now and then) but this girl is the worst! Don't see her. Bad attitude, bad service, bad everything. This is the first and only time I've have a girl openly burp (multiple times) while doing the massage. Was the absolute biggest turn off, mood-kill, etc. Also hella overpriced. Wanted. 25 cause of C19, got her down to. 20 and still feel like I got robbed. Spent an inordinate amount of time massaging my head, and not the one you want. Only time she was friendly is when she got paid. Hard to communicate with, flaky, but I should a seen it comin'. Oh well, you live and you learn, don't fall for the okie doke boys!!

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37355/

No Handjob?

**Biggie2001** · 07-31-20 05:39

Not sure how reliable Massagefinder is. Seems to be legit massages only, which is fine by me (every now and then) but this girl is the worst! Don't see her. Bad attitude, bad service, bad everything. This is the first and only time I've have a girl openly burp (multiple times) while doing the massage. Was the absolute biggest turn off, mood-kill, etc. Also hella overpriced. Wanted. 25 cause of C19, got her down to. 20 and still feel like I got robbed. Spent an inordinate amount of time massaging my head, and not the one you want. Only time she was friendly is when she got paid. Hard to communicate with, flaky, but I should a seen it comin'. Oh well, you live and you learn, don't fall for the okie doke boys!!

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37355/

**LABaby213** · 07-31-20 04:21

Hey ya'll.

I've been on a hiatus due to Covid and I've itching to get back.

My concern the safety of mongering during these times. Are places taking the right precautions to avoid the spread of Covid during sessions?

How are you guys holding up?

Thanks in advance?

**PriscillaM** · 07-30-20 16:59

Originally Posted by FuckIt323 [View Original Post]

Anybody got any info on the AMP on Catalina. Planning to go but need to know if its worth it.

Not Asian, but this place looks like it would be funny to hear about if you pulled your hot rod out and asked if you could park it in the garage.

https://catalinaseaspa.com/

**XillWillX** · 07-30-20 16:04

Originally Posted by JohnHada [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what nationality Annie is?

She is Viet.

**Emmjay22** · 07-30-20 14:46

Originally Posted by SFVsag [View Original Post]

Which Eco Massage is everyone talking about? I don't want to schlep out to one only to find out it's not the right one.

After going around rubmaps and other websites I've realized reviews for the torrance one "eco spa" matched the names of what people been talking about. Such as apple etc. Haven't gone myself, too far but I believe that's the one.

**CodyMax33** · 07-30-20 02:57

Hi, Has anybody been to this place anytime recently?

Is a pretty decent place and I had a good time with Sky, a tall sexy Korean a couple of times back in December.

Would like to know of any recommendations.

Thanks.