Massage Parlor Reports

**SoulBoy01** · 07-25-20 03:10

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

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So I finally went to see Tina and I almost got bait and switched into another provider. I swear these fucking Chinese bookers have no shame and no integrity. I've been with this booker for over 2 years now, so I texted her about wanting to see Tina so we set it up and she directs me to one of the rooms, and I'm a little underwhelmed by the girl that opens the door.

I said "I'm here to see Tina. ".

And she says "yea I'm Tina. ".

Hmm okay. I guess all these reports about Tina must've been written by incel noobs with zero standards, I thought to myself as I enter the room. I get undressed and the girl disrobes and I'm thinking, dude there's no way this is Tina. Tina is supposed to have D's. This girl had a pair of B's, maybe C cup at best. Either way I'm not fucking this chick. So I get up and ask her straight up 'What's your name?

"Yea it's me baby. ".

"No really. What's your name?

"Cici. ".

"Fucking A, where is Tina? I came here to see Tina. You're not Tina. ".

"Tina next door. ".

So now I'm cursing under my breath putting my clothes back on and I text the booker and gave her a piece of my mind and head next door, and yes! This girl was much easier on the eyes. Super friendly, flirty, and actually pretty funny too. She's got a fake rack, but still look natural. Killer curvy body. If I were to estimate, her measurements were probably right in line with sir mix-a-lots famous: 36-24-36 (give or take an inch or two) at about 5'3". Her face is pleasantly attractive, not insanely gorgeous, but still hot, at least for a Chinese girl. (Relax!! I'm Korean. I'm allowed to say these things)

So I get naked and she's grabbing my junk, putting her tits in my face, telling me how horny and happy she was to see me. Then she tells me to lay face down and proceeds to tell me how clean she is. I'm thinking "why the fuck would she say something like- WHOAAA!"

As her tongue starts lashing my butthole. Whoa slow your roll kemosabe!! I wasn't ready for that, you freak!!

She giggles and asks "you don't like? I'm clean baby".

And I'm thinking, oh hell no. What kind of savage just fearlessly rushes in guns blazing into an uncharted war zone like that? Jeez. At least the kgirls shower you up and make sure you're clean before diving in. But this girl is fucking fearless (and filthy!)

So I flip over and she goes to town slurping my balls and deep-throating with equal enthusiasm. I almost blow my load and I ask her if I can come twice, because I know she's going to make me cum fast. First she quoted me 100 and said yea no thanks. Then she said for you, 2 times, $60. Hmmmm. I tell her let's see what happens. If I come fast, then we'll do it. She agrees and tries to assure me not to worry, she'll go slow. So we go through my usual repertoire of positions and towards the end she jokes about me saying that I was going to come fast. "You not fast, you too slow!" Finally I tell her to get on top and she rides me to completion. So I'm laying there tapped out, but she has other plans. She's still riding me, albeit slowly. I'm like ummm. And before I said anything more she drops her tits in my face and makes a couple more thrusts and then plops down me like she's taking a nap. While I'm still inside her, mind you. Not sure if she was coming or what, but it was kinda hot. Finally she dismounts me and cleans me up.

As I'm getting dressed she asks for my number and asks me if I liked. She said "you know I'm the best! I give best service, no? Call me again, I'm so lonely!

I nodded as I chuckled and I told her don't worry you're about to get really busy soon. I told her that her service was so good that she's been getting lots of great reviews and she's starting to become famous online, so I told her to get ready for a ton of new clients coming specifically to request Tina in the next few days. She seemed to be genuinely pleased. And if you do see her, make sure you wash that ass thoroughly! Haha or not, you really don't have to. She'll still eat that ass for breakfast without hesitation.

**JustChekIn** · 07-25-20 00:29

Originally Posted by Domino727 [View Original Post]

The famous Apple.

Now ECO has Annie. New here so scheduling is not consistant but wow what a looker and performer.

**JustChekIn** · 07-24-20 12:52

Originally Posted by Wicked1 [View Original Post]

Got the heads up. No shareable pics but a new Asian beauty Annie. Always smiling, pretty face and mid length hair. She's petite, 10 lbs lighter than Apple, thin with nice butt and tits, nice body. Early 20's. Sweet personality.

Chanel is a super hot Brazilian 25 yo. Outrageous body, mid back blonde-ish hair, beautiful with a sick body. Whoa. Hot pic.

Next week, Maya. Cuban, beautiful face, slender with a smoking hot body. Really pretty. She's here next week. Killer pic.

Chanel and Maya are hot. Annie sounds like a new contender. If they send me any pics to share, I'll post right away.

Play safe!

Saw Annie, new Asian girl at Eco. Friendly and cute girl with all "skills" too. She has a great figure, beey sexy chick and I have to get a part time job just to see her more LOL. Don't have to get specific here. You just will have to check her out yourself. Remember these reviews are subjective but she is a great addition to most if not all of your "playlist" ha ha. Mmmm mmmm good.

**Domino727** · 07-24-20 05:11

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

Any girl you'd recommend at Eco?

The famous Apple.

**SFVsag** · 07-24-20 04:17

Originally Posted by Biscuit96 [View Original Post]

Reading about Tina sparked my interest as well, so I decided to check it out. First off, parking is horrific. I drove around for 15 min looking for a spot. Definitely a lot of foot traffic. 2 other pair of shoes were inside the door when I arrived. Jon #4 was coming in when I left, and Jon #5 was in the hallway going into the other room. I saw Eva who looked very nice, however, service was very lackluster all around. Also, as I was getting dressed, she "prepped" for the next guy which just meant straightening the towel on the table and replacing the paper towel for the face hole. I always hope that the top sheet / towel is changed between guys, but not in this case. Anyway, I won't be back, so that's one less pair of shoes at the doorway.

I think I'm there with ya about one and done.

Went there the other day. Guided to a different apt. Building in the same neighborhood. After some pointless waiting, got inside. A short cutie (right up my alley, I'd rate an 8/8. 5) greets me and lets me take off my shoes. I ask to see all of the available girls. She's Tina, the other gal was Eva. I tell them I prefer shorter, so Tina it is. . 5 for the 60. Service was okay. Massage was decent, but too quick. $. 4 was the tip. BBBJ was pretty good, but after a few minutes, it's "are you ready?" A few minutes of mish, and she's "are you done?" I tell her to ride me out, so she gets in cg until she gets me to pop. The pisser? The moment the BJ was done, the mask was on. Very little touching allowed, not even her twin handfuls. Another pair of shoes joined mine while I was in with Tina, and Eva was no longer to be seen.

All in all, Tina will not be achieving ATF status for me. I've had worse, but I've had better. I can still see Beth in Canoga Park for less money and get a kick-ass massage. But this spot is just too far out of my way to want to revisit.

**AhardLanding** · 07-24-20 00:32

LOL. Can you imagine someone losing their virginity to WeHo Jenny / Mary? Scarred for life, or ruined for life.

If I had to pick a hooker to send a young nephew who needed to lose god forsaken cherry it would be either Sugar in Puente or Tanya in Oxnard.

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 22:21

Originally Posted by Wicked1 [View Original Post]

Got the heads up. No shareable pics but a new Asian beauty Any. Always smiling, pretty face and mid length hair. She's petite, 10 lbs lighter than Apple, thin with nice butt and tits, nice body. Early 20's. Sweet personality.

Chanel is a super hot Brazilian 25 yo. Outrageous body, mid back blonde-ish hair. Whoa. Hot pic.

Next week, Maya. Cuban, beautiful face, slender with a smoking hot body. Really pretty. She's here next week. Killer pic.

Chanel and Maya are hot. Any sounds like a new contender. If they send me any pics to share, I'll post right away.

Play safe!

Thank you for the report! Definitely will making a visit soon.

What sort of damage am I expecting if FS? Do all the girls offer the same menu there?

**Wicked1** · 07-23-20 22:06

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

Any girl you'd recommend at Eco?

Got the heads up. No shareable pics but a new Asian beauty Annie. Always smiling, pretty face and mid length hair. She's petite, 10 lbs lighter than Apple, thin with nice butt and tits, nice body. Early 20's. Sweet personality.

Chanel is a super hot Brazilian 25 yo. Outrageous body, mid back blonde-ish hair, beautiful with a sick body. Whoa. Hot pic.

Next week, Maya. Cuban, beautiful face, slender with a smoking hot body. Really pretty. She's here next week. Killer pic.

Chanel and Maya are hot. Annie sounds like a new contender. If they send me any pics to share, I'll post right away.

Play safe!

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 14:32

Originally Posted by Domino727 [View Original Post]

Read my previous post about Mary.

Any girl you'd recommend at Eco?

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 14:30

Originally Posted by AhardLanding [View Original Post]

Korean usually much better than Chinese operations. Ugly stereotyping, I know, but if you have a choice, go K.

Any you'd recommend? I read Ks have hotter girls too.

**Christophe1** · 07-23-20 11:25

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

It's a trap! Back out, jump in your car, and drive down the 405 to Eco quickly.

Originally Posted by Domino727 [View Original Post]

Read my previous post about Mary.

She is fat fast and got greedy.

**Domino727** · 07-23-20 10:44

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

This is a tossup between Chen's and Eco. This will be my first ever time visiting an AMP so I'm nervous but excited. Any tips (pun intended) to make it go smoothly? I should add it's been years since I had some P so take that into consideration ha!

Read my previous post about Mary.

**AhardLanding** · 07-23-20 10:22

Korean usually much better than Chinese operations. Ugly stereotyping, I know, but if you have a choice, go K.

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 04:18

This is a tossup between Chen's and Eco. This will be my first ever time visiting an AMP so I'm nervous but excited. Any tips (pun intended) to make it go smoothly? I should add it's been years since I had some P so take that into consideration ha!

**Domino727** · 07-23-20 03:11

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

Same as before. She has gained a lot of weight since the West Hollywood days.

Also, I booked my appointment at 3 pm. Got there at 2:45 pm. She was free. So I quickly disrobed. She seemed like she was in a hurry. No massage, straight to sex.

However, she kept texting someone every five minutes. I finished up missionary at 3 pm. Just as someone came in. It was the guy she was texting with.

She quickly ushered me out, telling me she had no time to even start a massage (or round 2). Very disappointing.

Problem with this is that I had originally booked for a 3 pm timeslot. Which means Mary is into double booking.

I paid $40 for half hour. So, instead of giving her the usual $120, I gave her a hondo, shorted her $20, because of her rushed attitude.

BTW, she didn't even clean up before meeting that dude. Yuk, he was knee deep in my splooge.