Massage Parlor Reports

**LoveToDine** · 06-14-20 12:32

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

So the out of the cage itch for Windy / Mindy, whatever her name is at the blue place took over. Called and spoke to woman who said it was Windy so I booked an appointment. By the way, good command of the English language. Arrived and attractive woman in a dress and heels greeted me, now others have told me she doesn't look her age so I am think ok, maybe it's here. I go for half hour and the English is not what I heard on the phone. So, I ask to use the bathroom and while back there stick my head in their back office / room and no one is there. Says she is there alone. What the hell. Massage was decent but zero tease, flip and right to up sell. I say 40 max. She say for HJ, everything else mo $, stuck my hand under her dress and rubbed her double pad under her panties until friction burn. LOL gave her 40 and she said more for touching. I smiled and I didn't get to touch anything and left. I won't be back.

Same one I saw two weeks back. She is Korean and what you can see around the mask, is good looking. She shut down any roaming at all and did the finish for half a ben. Yeah not real happy either. I'm done with them too. The Wendy I spoke of before was tall and hot and allowed a free hand. Hope she comes back soon. Oh, her English was weak at best.

LTD.

**SwampThang7** · 06-14-20 09:06

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Well. ACTUALLY, the defined "code" for 250 is "$$.5" according to the posted information accessible by clicking that ABBREVIATIONS link at the top of this page in the blue banner menu.

Also here: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations.

The complete money code list from that link reads as follows:

$ = $100.
$$ = $200.
$$$ = $300.
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

As I don't intend to disparage Orch13, nor his helpful feedback, in any way, I will add that this utter confusion is the reason I find this silly coding system absurd and useless. NOBODY ever seems to interpret the silly codes the exact same way and we're not "fooling" anyone as the translation is clearly posted in a publicly accessible page of this very site. To my mind, at MOST, if you don't want your information to be easily searchable or scannable by some bot or other nefarious entity, just omit the dollar sign, as in 250 instead of $250.

Finally, I'll observe that, since site Admin's found it helpful to spell out the code for THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FREAKIN' DOLLARS, they either have deeper pockets than most of the guys I see posting in THIS thread, or at least those deep pockets must be gathered up in Members of some other city where that sort of money is commonly tossed around! Geesh! (LOL!)

No one here seems confused that I can see.

**Dr Willy** · 06-13-20 11:57

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

Any chance you could message me with the deciphering codes for the coding?

I though. 50 meant 50 bucks?

Thanks.

50=50, $50=150, $$50=250. Every dollar sign =100 or a Franklin.

Got it?

Well. ACTUALLY, the defined "code" for 250 is "$$.5" according to the posted information accessible by clicking that ABBREVIATIONS link at the top of this page in the blue banner menu.

Also here: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations.

The complete money code list from that link reads as follows:

$ = $100.
$$ = $200.
$$$ = $300.
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

As I don't intend to disparage Orch13, nor his helpful feedback, in any way, I will add that this utter confusion is the reason I find this silly coding system absurd and useless. NOBODY ever seems to interpret the silly codes the exact same way and we're not "fooling" anyone as the translation is clearly posted in a publicly accessible page of this very site. To my mind, at MOST, if you don't want your information to be easily searchable or scannable by some bot or other nefarious entity, just omit the dollar sign, as in 250 instead of $250.

Finally, I'll observe that, since site Admin's found it helpful to spell out the code for THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FREAKIN' DOLLARS, they either have deeper pockets than most of the guys I see posting in THIS thread, or at least those deep pockets must be gathered up in Members of some other city where that sort of money is commonly tossed around! Geesh! (LOL!)

**Orch13** · 06-13-20 09:52

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

Any chance you could message me with the deciphering codes for the coding?

I though. 50 meant 50 bucks?

Thanks.

50=50, $50=150, $$50=250. Every dollar sign =100 or a Franklin.

Got it?

**Member #4063** · 06-12-20 17:34

Originally Posted by Michael580 [View Original Post]

Hey Guys. Headed to Marco Island on business in a couple months. I always do my research in advance. Looking for an outcall FBSM to my hotel. Doesn't seem like there are many options on the island but perhaps someone knows of a decent and reputable provider nearby that does outcalls. Doesn't have to be full service but I certainly like a decent menu and relaxing massage. Feel free to DM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance!

Sorry doesn't exist here.

**MrHunLow** · 06-12-20 14:14

Originally Posted by Zomgb [View Original Post]

The coding on here indicates 150.

Any chance you could message me with the deciphering codes for the coding?

I though. 50 meant 50 bucks?

Thanks.

**Michael580** · 06-12-20 10:22

Hey Guys. Headed to Marco Island on business in a couple months. I always do my research in advance. Looking for an outcall FBSM to my hotel. Doesn't seem like there are many options on the island but perhaps someone knows of a decent and reputable provider nearby that does outcalls. Doesn't have to be full service but I certainly like a decent menu and relaxing massage. Feel free to DM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance!

**Orch13** · 06-11-20 15:38

So the out of the cage itch for Windy / Mindy, whatever her name is at the blue place took over. Called and spoke to woman who said it was Windy so I booked an appointment. By the way, good command of the English language. Arrived and attractive woman in a dress and heels greeted me, now others have told me she doesn't look her age so I am think ok, maybe it's here. I go for half hour and the English is not what I heard on the phone. So, I ask to use the bathroom and while back there stick my head in their back office / room and no one is there. Says she is there alone. What the hell. Massage was decent but zero tease, flip and right to up sell. I say 40 max. She say for HJ, everything else mo $, stuck my hand under her dress and rubbed her double pad under her panties until friction burn. LOL gave her 40 and she said more for touching. I smiled and I didn't get to touch anything and left. I won't be back.

**Zomgb** · 06-10-20 22:38

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

90 min is $50 inc tip?

The coding on here indicates 150.

**MrHunLow** · 06-10-20 08:52

Originally Posted by SrGuy [View Original Post]

Tamy is very attractive, mid-late 30's, and totally professional. Usually wears a pantsuit, uses full draping. I don't know her regular rate, always get 90 minutes with hot stones and aromatherapy, and pay her $. 5 (including tip) because it's worth it to me.

90 min is $50 inc tip?

**ThickAndCream9** · 06-10-20 08:18

Had some time to kill since Firestone was doing some work on my car. Walked across the street to the Asian Foot massage, walked in and got attacked by older not bad looking (LUCY) woman. Its like if you ever go into Rooms to Go for example, here comes your sales person whether you want them of not. Prices are right on the desk to the left as soon as you walk in. She starts selling me all kinds of shit, so I see half hour $50.00 and you get a free table shower. Opted no on the table shower and lets see how good you are. Lucy leads me down the hall way, many doors to go in, and she takes me to this one. She goes in first, and tells me to get undressed and lay on table face down. As she is leaving she tickles my cock with her hand as she walks out. This should be good, not really. Any how Lucy comes in and starts with a half way decent rub. With oil okay, sure ok and she does a half ass job. She tells me before I turn over she wants to wipe the oil off my back and legs. Katie bar the fucking door, she puts a pipping hot towel on me that you could have steamed a pig with it. Holy shit I jump up and for my age that is a fucking chore LOL. What? To HOT she says, guys this shit gets better. Then she says to me, your not Pussy are you, at this time I am laughing my ass off and she tells me to be quiet if I want to be jerked off. No up charge on the jerk, but says some shit in the ear I can't hear to good in, and she lifts up her blouse and dam, for a Asian very nice tits, (YOU suck on nipples OK, yeah OK but how much you want to pay.)) She says $50.00 LOL shit I already paid $50.00 so I tell her $20.00 take it or leave it, it don't matter to me. The 20 was taken, Thick was satisfied and out the door I go. Not a bad day, but the East coast massage parlors have it much better and more attractive personnel. Hey is my fucking car done LOL ciao fellow mongers.

**Random001** · 06-09-20 21:06

Originally Posted by Member#4063 [View Original Post]

Sorry can you give us a general location? All too often we provide an AMP name that only a few of us actually know. General location would be more helpful, thanks.

Possibly the address?

19X2 Boyscout is a plaza where there happens to be an AMP.

**Member #4063** · 06-09-20 20:52

Originally Posted by MrAsapOmar69 [View Original Post]

My mechanic said he needed some work done so he stopped by for an hour damage was. 7 and a topless manual release was another. 7 He said he knew it was high but the attendant was cute late 20's early 30's nice assests and natural b cup. Very attentive on the table shower and managed to get a lot of knots out on the massage. Overall experience 8/10.

Sorry can you give us a general location? All too often we provide an AMP name that only a few of us actually know. General location would be more helpful, thanks.

**SalmonHunter** · 06-09-20 08:24

Found a new place on McGregor, near Cypress Lake. Very clean, COVID aware, nice girl. Did not see her face as she wore a mask the whole time.

CMT massage, very thorough, didn't miss a muscle. No table shower. Took temperature first before massage, provided mask for flip. Nice woman l would guess about 40. " I'll Be Back" to borrow a phrase.

**Member #6452** · 06-09-20 07:22

My mechanic said he needed some work done so he stopped by for an hour damage was. 7 and a topless manual release was another. 7 He said he knew it was high but the attendant was cute late 20's early 30's nice assests and natural b cup. Very attentive on the table shower and managed to get a lot of knots out on the massage. Overall experience 8/10.