Escort Reports

**Wahooboy94** · 05-26-20 00:24

Last Thursday evening, I had the opportunity to meet Alexis. You may have seen her ads on Cityxguide and AdultSearch. Anyway, she has moved on to Louisville this weekend (https://adultsearch.com/kentucky/lou...scorts/1782764) but will be back to Northern Virginia in the future.

So, my first opportunity to meet her was last Tuesday. Truth be told, I had initially intended to see "Freaky Trina. " Has anyone seen her? I have seen her ads for the last year and must admit, am curious by some of the BBW providers that pass through. Trina looks really cute in some of the pictures but I have researched her and suspect she is much older and probably much looser, body wise. Well, last Tuesday, I just wanted a quick visit to get the cum sucked out of my cock. I saw Freaky Trina was back in town, had reached out to her once before, was still curious, texted her and got her address at a hotel off Route 1 by 495, got to her Alexandria location, and get a text telling me that she is still at AutoZone. I sigh, tell her I will try to meet her next time and quickly search for another provider. That is when I come across Alexis. I must admit, it was the picture of her in the shower with all the sudsy bubbles that got my attention. She looks attractive in her pictures as well and I liked how her ad read. So, I call Alexis and find out she is in Springfield (I am near Old Town). I tell Alexis I am just looking for a quick visit (her rate is $80) but I am on the other side of town and running out of time for a quick visit. So I bail that evening.

Thursday night, I have a window of opportunity and am still thinking quick visit. I text Alexis again, get a quick response, tell her I can be at her Springfield location by 7:30 PM that evening.

I arrive at her location, she gives me the room number and up I go. Apparently the Chik-Fil-A delivery person just arrived because Alexis was very unhappy with the condition of her chocolate milkshake (I thought about joking about giving her a vanilla milkshake, but I don't) and she proceeds to have McDonald's delivered. More than enough time to take care of me.

By the way, I am greeted by the woman in the pictures. She advertises 29, but she is probably closer to 39. Still, a fairly tall and attractive woman who is thick with big tits, but not fat. Very solidly built, nice skin. Face is probably a 5 on a scale of 10. Very nice person, seems to take her work seriously. I like to chitchat to establish a connection and find out that she is originally from California but lives primarily in Texas and is "on tour" as she doesn't provide in her home town. I place my donation on the table, go to the bathroom to wash my hands, come out, and she tells me to get comfortable. I undress and lay down on the bed. I ask to nurse first -- she says I can kiss but please do not suck. She proceeds to smother me with her well-shaped tits. Not saggy at all, very full. I believe she advertises 36 DDD. She removes the rest of her lingerie and proceeds to give me a terrific CBJ while I caress her body. She really is quite good at it and I probably should have let it run its course, but she gets up and wants me to take her from behind. To her credit, she is acting like she is in the mood, talking dirty, and really getting into it. I found doggie to be awkward for me so I suggest missionary. We go at it in missionary before returning to doggie where I finished in the bag.

I think a quick visit is perfect for Alexis. $80 for 15 minutes. Terrific blow job skills. Terrific body. Large, big boned, but pretty solid, not fat. I don't know if our personalities matched very well, but in fairness, I was only there for 15+ minutes. Clearly likes her fast food, LOL. I do recommend.

**Mr Yoni** · 05-25-20 20:34

First, this post should be in the massage thread.

Second, you over payed. For $$. 2, full nude is expected at least after the message. Even on her ad she quotes nuru for $$. That's a gel nude body slide massage. You got ripped off.

The BBBJ and tight kitty are good though.

If you plan to go again, you need to firmly say you'd be a regular at $. 2 for the same service.

Originally Posted by Grouper1980 [View Original Post]

I dreamed of Zina on Friday, second attempt. First time had no response. She doesn't advertise every day, so I bookmarked the entry on BP, then searched by phone number to make sure she was still working.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9623440.html

It was as it's described elsewhere. She's beautiful, a little older and curvier than her pictures. Didn't go full nude, which I prefer.

Half-decent massage, but went out of her way to make me feel relaxed. Offered a shower before (declined) and after (accepted). Even though I read about it, the BBBJ was a surprise. It almost made me pop before the main event. She sensed it and slowed down. DATY was delic. Dirty talk felt forced. Kitty was tight! Mish, but wish I had dreamed of k9. Maybe next time.

I dreamed I was out $$. 2 over all with no up sell.

I hope to have the dream again.

**Tom McAn** · 05-25-20 18:49

One thing I forgot to address in my early morning post concerned ad sites. No suitable alternative to Backpage has emerged since the feds seized BP and shut it down a couple of years ago. (A site that currently styles itself as Backpage is basically a duplicate of CityXGuide, which sports some legitimate ads as well as some questionable ones.) Some sites carry a lot of fake ads, other sites carry a lot of out-of-date ads. The best thing a monger can do is to do one's homework and due diligence before contacting a provider. That includes Googling the number and doing image searches. While that isn't 100% foolproof, it will save you a lot of headaches and significantly decrease your chances of encountering a bad provider or, worse yet, Uncle LEO in disguise.

**Grouper1980** · 05-25-20 12:39

I dreamed of Zina on Friday, second attempt. First time had no response. She doesn't advertise every day, so I bookmarked the entry on BP, then searched by phone number to make sure she was still working.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9623440.html

It was as it's described elsewhere. She's beautiful, a little older and curvier than her pictures. Didn't go full nude, which I prefer.

Half-decent massage, but went out of her way to make me feel relaxed. Offered a shower before (declined) and after (accepted). Even though I read about it, the BBBJ was a surprise. It almost made me pop before the main event. She sensed it and slowed down. DATY was delic. Dirty talk felt forced. Kitty was tight! Mish, but wish I had dreamed of k9. Maybe next time.

I dreamed I was out $$. 2 over all with no up sell.

I hope to have the dream again.

**Roger1286** · 05-25-20 08:31

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

Occasionally, people ask about this, so here is a post from the Fredericksburg STG:

http://fredericksburg.skipthegames.c...t/496422215895

Here is a review from earlier in the year. Fredericksburg #353 http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...-Reports/page7.

Search the various forums like Charlottesville. My thought is that is who it is. I sampled that milk about three kids ago, and have been lactose free ever since!

**Tom McAn** · 05-25-20 01:44

Originally Posted by Roddy2020 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I should have read some of the post before I made mine. I would have seen that the Asian posts where a crap shoot. I don't really won't to roll the dice on who might show up. What's the best site to use. I have been scoping skipthegames and listcrawler. I noticed cityxguide here which I didn't know about, it looks to be a little less spam posts.

Is it a crap shoot to meet a girl at an in all location.

The term "Asian crapshoot" means you're basically rolling the dice when answering one of those ads. If you're lucky, you'll get a decent-looking MILF and / or decent service. If you're not lucky, you might draw Granny and / or get rushed and lousy service. One thing you can be certain about is that you won't see the gorgeous young models featured in the ads. Another thing you can count on is that most of the advertised services, such as BBBJ or nuru massage, either aren't available or are available only for a significant upcharge.

There have been a few good Asian CS providers. Do a forum search on Lily (not Lily's Spa). I've never had the pleasure of meeting her, but the reviews from those who have are mostly positive. However, I doubt we'll see her in town again until some of the lockdown restrictions are lifted. My own experiences with the Asian CS have been disappointing more often than not.

**Roddy2020** · 05-24-20 22:15

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Two things to add
Don't be a schmuck and grossly overpay (but a reasonably generous tip is always appreciated and you are likely to benefit if you repeat).
and
Always be nice to the lady. Even if you walk away. Be nice. As many who have been nice/respectful have reported, the performance of the lady is often better (or much better) than what other mongers may have experienced (sometimes known as Your Mileage May Very - YMMV).

PA.

Thanks for the info. I should have read some of the post before I made mine. I would have seen that the Asian posts where a crap shoot. I don't really won't to roll the dice on who might show up. What's the best site to use. I have been scoping skipthegames and listcrawler. I noticed cityxguide here which I didn't know about, it looks to be a little less spam posts.

Is it a crap shoot to meet a girl at an in all location.

**WinterFrog16** · 05-24-20 16:02

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/im-pret...12080-38109830

Dreamt of this one. Pleasantly surprised, She was sexy AF. Short, young, pretty, tight body like the pics, big amazing natural tits, fair skin, short dark hair. Standard non GFE for 80/120/200.

**Pbarber307** · 05-24-20 02:56

Occasionally, people ask about this, so here is a post from the Fredericksburg STG:

http://fredericksburg.skipthegames.c...t/496422215895

Here is a review from earlier in the year. Fredericksburg #353 http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...-Reports/page7.

**PhokingMaster** · 05-24-20 00:41

I was feening for some Latina and decided to check what's was around. I found larimar or whatever her name is, point is. Called and she gave me the rates and address. Typical extended stay. Called again when I got there and she gave me the room #. I was expecting the worst but holy crap. It was this tall Puerto Rican mamasita pas for the QV. She has an amazing figure! And and her ass lord. Anyway she's wearing a sexy ass see though thing and starts with a decent CBJ, she asked what I wanted and I said k9 . Her ass is amazing, switched to miss and finished. I asked when she was leaving and she said Sunday.

Link:

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/just-a...assas-38112395

**PilotAviator** · 05-23-20 23:14

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

The best advice is to read back a good 10-15 pages on the Escort and Massage Parlor threads. You'll learn a lot from the discussions.

For any ad you're interested in, Google the phone number and look through the results for older ads, and whether pictures are consistent. Image search (Google is best, some like TinEye) the pix in the ad to see if they bring up other ads, or if they were taken from social media or porn pages.

There are a bunch of ads from "Lily's Spa" which show pix of massage table sex, which were taken from a porn page. I don't know what their scam is, but wouldn't trust it.

Assume that 100% of the pix in the Asian ads are fake. Collectively, the Asian services are called ACS, which means Asian Crap Shoot. You make an appointment, show up, and it's a crap shoot as to whether the girl is 25 or 45, and whether GFE or other bare is offered. There's a lot of discussion about ACS here, so you can read back and see which ads and phone numbers have decent reviews and which are terrible.

After that, there's always an element of TOFTT -- Taking One For The Team. The girls change so frequently that the only way to find out what's behind Door #1 is to open it.

Two things to add
Don't be a schmuck and grossly overpay (but a reasonably generous tip is always appreciated and you are likely to benefit if you repeat).
and
Always be nice to the lady. Even if you walk away. Be nice. As many who have been nice/respectful have reported, the performance of the lady is often better (or much better) than what other mongers may have experienced (sometimes known as Your Mileage May Very - YMMV).

PA.

**Bunker Buster** · 05-23-20 20:42

Originally Posted by Roddy2020 [View Original Post]

I've been reading the forums here and I'm nervous as hell to try and contact any of the women on listcrawler, skipthegames etc. I just recently saw cityxguide. There seems to be a lot of posts for Asian girls. I can't believe the photos are real. Should I stay away from those posts. I would like to set up an outcall at a hotel and see they do outcalls but the cities are all over the place in the dmv. I do number searches but most of the time no searches come up for the numbers. So that makes me skeptical. Any advice to a new guy to the scene.

The best advice is to read back a good 10-15 pages on the Escort and Massage Parlor threads. You'll learn a lot from the discussions.

For any ad you're interested in, Google the phone number and look through the results for older ads, and whether pictures are consistent. Image search (Google is best, some like TinEye) the pix in the ad to see if they bring up other ads, or if they were taken from social media or porn pages.

There are a bunch of ads from "Lily's Spa" which show pix of massage table sex, which were taken from a porn page. I don't know what their scam is, but wouldn't trust it.

Assume that 100% of the pix in the Asian ads are fake. Collectively, the Asian services are called ACS, which means Asian Crap Shoot. You make an appointment, show up, and it's a crap shoot as to whether the girl is 25 or 45, and whether GFE or other bare is offered. There's a lot of discussion about ACS here, so you can read back and see which ads and phone numbers have decent reviews and which are terrible.

After that, there's always an element of TOFTT -- Taking One For The Team. The girls change so frequently that the only way to find out what's behind Door #1 is to open it.

**Trwy28** · 05-23-20 13:28

I was in the DC area for the weekend and went to see Violet based on another monger's recommendation. She is BBFS for 550. I would repeat.

https://tryst.link/escort/violet-fields-93

**AdcFellow** · 05-23-20 11:31

Went at saw Lexi Quinn at PL. Yesterday was her last day, but she returns often so I thought I would post to help others. Absolutely stunning girl. Her pics are accurate, and she is articulate and sweet. Definitely seems like a college girl from back in the day. Perfect, youthful, firm C-cups. However, her performance was sub-par. Perhaps it was me, or perhaps she had a long day. However, she didn't want any play with her breasts (she said they were "tender" and let's be honest, her breasts are her most appealing feature. She seemed like she would rather talk than act, and after a quick first round, she lost interest in a second round. When I asked her for the second round, she just went through the motions and I caught her watching the clock the entire time so I eventually lost interest. So in summary,. Beautiful girl but uninspired performance.

**FloorHump422** · 05-23-20 10:11

Originally Posted by Meddoc1973 [View Original Post]

Website says that she is working. But when I called the booker she is not working. I think I am in blacklist! LOL.

If you were blacklisted, you probably wouldn't have gotten an answer at all. Sounds like a last-minute issue considering she was only supposed to work two days.