Massage Parlor Reports

[The Hand]

Took a cruise in hopes of finding a massage. Looks like McFarland may be done for good. No sign or anything on the glass anymore. Cherry Spa still has their sign, but has removed that classy red door cover. Sarahs looked still closed, as did Odana. Not sure about Fish Hatch but the road construction in front surely is not helping. Angel still has a sign, but was dead. King st dead. Relax still closed. Foot spa was closed. Not sure how many will make it to true Grand Reopening. Its bad when a guy can't even get his therapeutic on. Wow.

As soon as one AMP closes another one opens up somewhere else. I wouldn't worry about a Madison with no AMPs. They just won't be around with things as they are, once restrictions are lifted I would expect them back. The Mama I know told me as much they just don't have a time frame.

[GMan25]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

WI passed that law requiring all massage businesses employ licensed therapists. This put the kibosh on many providers. However, those with the license are considered essential. The problem is, the asian spas closed during covid-19 anyway, despite being exempted, either because of fear of the virus or ignorance they were essential. Either way, they are currently closed, but I expect even if many close and never return, some new ones will open. The only problem is we will have to go about the business of finding out which ones are good and which ones are not.

[IceFourPlay]

Took a cruise in hopes of finding a massage. Looks like McFarland may be done for good. No sign or anything on the glass anymore. Cherry Spa still has their sign, but has removed that classy red door cover. Sarahs looked still closed, as did Odana. Not sure about Fish Hatch but the road construction in front surely is not helping. Angel still has a sign, but was dead. King st dead. Relax still closed. Foot spa was closed. Not sure how many will make it to true Grand Reopening. Its bad when a guy can't even get his therapeutic on. Wow.

[M5519]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

Massage therapists are considered essential because they're a health service. Most of the places discussed aren't therapists.

[RogueFive]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

[JoeMomma1954]

Any back door MP's open? Damn need it.

[TevaDude]

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

I assume that the GH will be closed until the stay home order gets lifted, so I am assuming they will be closed until the day after Memorial Day.

[Kurama127]

I called GH last week and message said closed.

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

[HandsOnly]

I am guessing that poster is referring to Paradise based on previous posts.

The answer at Paradise is NO! Keep looking.

[Atmech113]

The linked providers will give 10 minute handrubs but rushed jackhammer service and uncomfortable dirty locations.

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...y/314274049393

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...e/603607305759

Stay away from this one terrible service and location.

[Flagrant]

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

Race is listed as white, but ad is titled "Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice" or some shit. And no pics.

[IceFourPlay]

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

[Please Help]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

Either the link is wrong or I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Flagrant]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?

[IceFourPlay]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.