Massage Parlor Reports

[TevaDude]

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

I assume that the GH will be closed until the stay home order gets lifted, so I am assuming they will be closed until the day after Memorial Day.

[Kurama127]

I called GH last week and message said closed.

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

[HandsOnly]

I am guessing that poster is referring to Paradise based on previous posts.

The answer at Paradise is NO! Keep looking.

[Atmech113]

The linked providers will give 10 minute handrubs but rushed jackhammer service and uncomfortable dirty locations.

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...y/314274049393

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...e/603607305759

Stay away from this one terrible service and location.

[Flagrant]

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

Race is listed as white, but ad is titled "Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice" or some shit. And no pics.

[IceFourPlay]

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

[Please Help]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

Either the link is wrong or I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Flagrant]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?

[IceFourPlay]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

[GMan25]

I wonder if they have all left for states that are not in total shutdown. I've used a private number for a few years to contact one place, and that number is now dead. I suspect that we'll have a completely new crop once everything opens back up.

But not for states not in total shutdown. There were already providers in those places working. I know many are just holed up in their apartments in Chicago, Seattle, Ny etc. Also, the Asians are much concerned about the virus than most of us are.

[Please Help]

The linked providers will give 10 minute handrubs but rushed jackhammer service and uncomfortable dirty locations.

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...y/314274049393

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...e/603607305759

[Please Help]

I called GH last week and message said closed.

Fish Hatch, Park Street, Odana, Grand Canyon, Monona / Owen all closed with lights off and doors locked.

[Sunflower]

Relatively new to the AMP game. Had been to North St and Paradise about 5 times each early in the year (before COVID19 shut everything down). Just out of curiosity, how can GH stay open when these smaller places are under LEO scrutiny?

I called GH last week and message said closed.

[Please Help]

Anybody else not have a clue as to the worst place in Madison. With the changing staff, the bad place, may offer full service, which one did to a married woman from Los Angeles who was talked into giving Madison a try. She was the receptionist in a legit spa in LA. From another monger, it was suggested I express interest in Full Service, and, it happened for not much more than the usual tip. She was going back to LA three days later, so, it may have been a going out of business sale, but, it was good. I have no idea what the worst place in Madison is, but, there are plenty discussed here where handicraft is the only offering, and sometimes that appears to becoming rare. If that happens, no reason to return. Good luck, happy hunting. Anybody else have any ideas of when it is good to return to mongering, hobbying, and stuff in general? I am watching the body counts, global, us, state, county, and there aren't a lot in dane county. Except for the fact that there are some who are testing positive for having had it, but, no major symptoms. AH, I am rambling and babbling.

I am guessing that poster is referring to Paradise based on previous posts.

[Noob2017]

While taking a drive yesterday I noticed that the place in McFarland and the last place on grand canyon both removed signs / info and seem to be closed permanently.

I wonder if they have all left for states that are not in total shutdown. I've used a private number for a few years to contact one place, and that number is now dead. I suspect that we'll have a completely new crop once everything opens back up.