Massage Parlor Reports

[M5519]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

Massage therapists are considered essential because they're a health service. Most of the places discussed aren't therapists.

[RogueFive]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

[JoeMomma1954]

Any back door MP's open? Damn need it.

[TevaDude]

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

I assume that the GH will be closed until the stay home order gets lifted, so I am assuming they will be closed until the day after Memorial Day.

[Kurama127]

I called GH last week and message said closed.

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

[HandsOnly]

I am guessing that poster is referring to Paradise based on previous posts.

The answer at Paradise is NO! Keep looking.

[Atmech113]

The linked providers will give 10 minute handrubs but rushed jackhammer service and uncomfortable dirty locations.

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...y/314274049393

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...e/603607305759

Stay away from this one terrible service and location.

[Flagrant]

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

Race is listed as white, but ad is titled "Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice" or some shit. And no pics.

[IceFourPlay]

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

[Please Help]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

Either the link is wrong or I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Flagrant]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?

[IceFourPlay]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

[GMan25]

I wonder if they have all left for states that are not in total shutdown. I've used a private number for a few years to contact one place, and that number is now dead. I suspect that we'll have a completely new crop once everything opens back up.

But not for states not in total shutdown. There were already providers in those places working. I know many are just holed up in their apartments in Chicago, Seattle, Ny etc. Also, the Asians are much concerned about the virus than most of us are.

[Please Help]

The linked providers will give 10 minute handrubs but rushed jackhammer service and uncomfortable dirty locations.

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...y/314274049393

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...e/603607305759

[Please Help]

I called GH last week and message said closed.

Fish Hatch, Park Street, Odana, Grand Canyon, Monona / Owen all closed with lights off and doors locked.