Strip Club Reports

[Ozymandias]

I was curious to see if any of the dancers are doing private appointments to make some cash.

I'm sure they are.

While I still think it's inadvisable to monger right now, what I would do is call or text my regular dancers and say "how's it going", and they'll complain about being broke, and then you can say something like "well maybe we can just set up a private dance?" That usually leads to fucking, in my experience.

(Or if you have dancers you've fucked already, just give them a ring. No need to be subtle.).

Caution: these girls are geniuses at the long game, so don't listen to their sob stories, and absolutely DO NOT "help them out". Pay for play ONLY .

O.

[Niteluvr]

A lot of pent up sexual frustrations need to be released.

We need a pay-per-view jizz shooting contest. See who can shoot a load farther than Peter North used to!

[RomJester]

I was curious to see if any of the dancers are doing private appointments to make some cash.

[JunkSecond]

When I was touring colleges I happened to visit the University of Michigan when it was -60 F and windy, and just said "this is dumb". I wound up accepting Georgia Tech's offer.

Still here!

O.

LMAO. My junior and senior year of undergrad had 105" then 114" of snowfall. Dating was a bit like a shell game, trying to remember the hot ones then unwrapping the layers to see if you were right. When looking at grad school the top 5 were MIT, GT, Michigan, Stanford and Illinois. I didn't even apply to most due to being pissed off at snow. I ended up doing some really cool stuff but looking back maybe I shouldn't have challenged myself. Writing a thesis on Miami Beach sounds way better than an ATL sausage party. Though I will admit the GA State and Emory girls were friendly.

[Isodt]

Yeah, I always pictured the apocalypse as a bit more badass with Mohawks and chainsaw arms, but baked goods is a good runner up, I guess!

I do know Alons (I can walk to their Morningside location from my house), which is admittedly okay. I never heard of Bernard's, though; I need to get out OTP more often! On my list once we get north of this pandemic.

O.

Here ya go O, I've been there a couple times, pretty good.

https://www.bernhardsgermanbakery.com/

[Ozymandias]

Yes. Bernard's is amazing German bakery. Alon's is high end but has the best cakes.

Ah, here I am looking for strippers and end up taking about cake. Fuck must be the apocalypse.

Yeah, I always pictured the apocalypse as a bit more badass with Mohawks and chainsaw arms, but baked goods is a good runner up, I guess!

I do know Alons (I can walk to their Morningside location from my house), which is admittedly okay. I never heard of Bernard's, though; I need to get out OTP more often! On my list once we get north of this pandemic.

O.

[Joesouncool]

Don't you think its time you graduated?

Ozy and I were at GT at the same time, though we didn't know each other. Interestingly, we both swam in the same pool using the same MO. It was not quite something that you advertise. You can learn a lot from his technique.

[Joesouncool]

Try out some Ohio strip clubs. Cornfed heifers have been grazing our clubs for 20+ years now. Gumjobs are a nice specialty here.

I spent some time in Nebraska. The corn fed girls are large.

[Niteluvr]

Good bakeries usually means fatter women with more rotted teeth. That sounds like the Michigan I know LOL.

That also sounds like half the audience at a dirt track racing event down here in GA.

[I Luv Emall]

Better bakeries up there: all the Poles and Germans.

(Is there even ONE decent bakery in Atlanta? )

O.

Douceur De France.

277 South Marietta Pkwy SW, Marietta.

[TMeister]

Well they saying social distance might last until 2022 so if that happens it's a wrap for strip Clubs and most of these dancers already getting fat and out of shape not working and nobody going to pay to see out of shape girls LOL.

Try out some Ohio strip clubs. Cornfed heifers have been grazing our clubs for 20+ years now. Gumjobs are a nice specialty here.

[TMeister]

Better bakeries up there: all the Poles and Germans.

(Is there even ONE decent bakery in Atlanta?

Good bakeries usually means fatter women with more rotted teeth. That sounds like the Michigan I know LOL.

[Dgclout2]

Better bakeries up there: all the Poles and Germans.

(Is there even ONE decent bakery in Atlanta? )

O.

Yes. Bernard's is amazing German bakery. Alon's is high end but has the best cakes.

Ah, here I am looking for strippers and end up taking about cake. Fuck must be the apocalypse.

[Ozymandias]

Even a warm sunny day I don't know why anyone would want to visit or live in Michigan even for a month. A couple strip clubs up there are decent but nothing compared to Follies.

And no, I aint an Ohio State fan.

Better bakeries up there: all the Poles and Germans.

(Is there even ONE decent bakery in Atlanta? )

O.

[TMeister]

When I was touring colleges I happened to visit the University of Michigan when it was -60 F and windy, and just said "this is dumb". I wound up accepting Georgia Tech's offer.

Even a warm sunny day I don't know why anyone would want to visit or live in Michigan even for a month. A couple strip clubs up there are decent but nothing compared to Follies.

And no, I aint an Ohio State fan.