Escort Reports

[SeeMeOnce]

I just recently seen her and she didn't look like her pics or video I was disappointed and went with 2 BBBJ her belly was big as mine. He face is bigger and everything else. Add probably 80 lns or so to her pics I definitely will not repeat I almost just walked right back out. I'm not hating I just want to inform everyone else.

I will say that is a good assessment and leave it at that. Again she did have a wet kitty and YMMV. However I will not repeat bro! SMO.

[Tigers2013]

https://independent.com.listcrawler....ille/48928238/

Anyone seen Santana lately? How was it? She seems legit but can't find all that much feedback. Thanks in advance.

[DickHerGood]

Any one have info on her? She's currently in EROS. Louisville. Ty.

[JLove81]

Thanks for the review! Just curious when you say she is bottom heavy, does that mean she is sloppy fat with a FUPA or beer gut? Or does it mean she has thick thighs and juicy big ass? Bottom heavy can mean different things to different people. Thanks.

I just recently seen her and she didn't look like her pics or video I was disappointed and went with 2 BBBJ her belly was big as mine. He face is bigger and everything else. Add probably 80 lns or so to her pics I definitely will not repeat I almost just walked right back out. I'm not hating I just want to inform everyone else.

[BigD502]

Mongers I went to see Joann last week. She was not on my list but I tried several others with no success. I was intrigued by her ad and thought she would be fun. Set up time and received her location. I was going for a half hour. She is in a notel. I hate going to notels but again I had no choice. It was different driving into a parking lot with no cars in it. Anyway I headed to her room. She greeted me with a hug in black lingerie. Pictures are accurate but she is bottom heavy. Got comfortable and down to business. Good BBBJ skills but she kept asking me to let her know when I was ready which was ignoring. Anyway I wanted to start in CG but she insisted on doggie and I did that for a couple of minutes. Switched to mish to the finish. She does have a warm wet kitty which is always a plus. However overall we did not click so I will not repeat but YMMV bro! SMO.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/48902950/

Thanks for the review! Just curious when you say she is bottom heavy, does that mean she is sloppy fat with a FUPA or beer gut? Or does it mean she has thick thighs and juicy big ass? Bottom heavy can mean different things to different people. Thanks.

[JLove81]

I reviewed her a month ago maybe. I'd pass and wouldn't recommend, at least from my one experience.

HC.

If it's the girl I'm thinking of she used to live in Indiana and had an incall in Clarksville. I seen her once and before we even did anything I was out of there 💯 flake and can't be trusted.

[SeeMeOnce]

Mongers I went to see Joann last week. She was not on my list but I tried several others with no success. I was intrigued by her ad and thought she would be fun. Set up time and received her location. I was going for a half hour. She is in a notel. I hate going to notels but again I had no choice. It was different driving into a parking lot with no cars in it. Anyway I headed to her room. She greeted me with a hug in black lingerie. Pictures are accurate but she is bottom heavy. Got comfortable and down to business. Good BBBJ skills but she kept asking me to let her know when I was ready which was ignoring. Anyway I wanted to start in CG but she insisted on doggie and I did that for a couple of minutes. Switched to mish to the finish. She does have a warm wet kitty which is always a plus. However overall we did not click so I will not repeat but YMMV bro! SMO.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/48902950/

[BlueMonday]

Ah, Sarah, sweet Sarah. Many of you know her. She's been reviewed many times on here. So most of what I say will be background.

In January she contacted me asking for money. She said she needed money to attend her dad's funeral. I could either come visit her or if I gave her something she'd take it off a future visit. And I thought, oh, boy, here it is. I give her money and she scams me. I drilled her for info before I decided and told her I'd get back with her. I'm pretty good at searching for people. I've found persons not on Facebook I knew from HS and even middle school. So I was able to verify that her father did indeed, sadly, pass away. So I told her what I was able to give her and only if she could drive to my part of town to pick it up.

She did so and we talked a bit. That's when I learned her and Kat were no longer friends. Too bad. I was hoping for a duo with them for my bday. I also kept an eye out to see if she put up ads while her father was supposed to be buried. She didn't.

I waited a while before I tried to see her. Wanted to check out some other girls beforehand. Finally I started making attempts. On one attempt I called and her voice mail was full. Then it kept disconnecting before I got a ring. Even tried a different phone. No luck. She messaged me an hour later and I told her I tried to call her but couldn't get thru. She said she had no missed calls. Hmm.

Second attempt I just texted her once and gave her 5 or 10 minutes to respond. No response until 2 days later. I asked if she was available and she said yes. I shot her a laugh and said it was a bit late. She told me her screen had broken and that was why she didn't respond sooner. Hmm.

Third attempt. Told her I got off work early and would like to see her nowish. She said she wouldn't be free until about an hour and a half later. Told her not good for me. Hmm.

Asked her if she'd be available early morning before I go to work. She said yes. Set up a time and I said I would message her if something went wrong. She said she'd be pretty upset if she woke up early for nothing. As we talked more I realized she didn't know who I was. Maybe she got a new phone or deleted my history with her? And then I wondered, maybe she was only agreeing to see me because she didn't know who I was. Hmm.

Well, she didn't wake up for nothing. She actually woke up about 20 minutes earlier than when she said she was getting up and fell asleep on the couch waiting for me to call. She sounded so pitiful I almost felt bad. She told me where she lived and I was thinking, boy, that sounds familiar. As I pulled on her street I realized why. Her new house had previously belonged to another provider I had visited once.

Something else had gone thru my head while I was driving there. Maybe she thought I was a new client because it wasn't her. Maybe this was some sort of setup. And when I passed the house I thought maybe the other provider was using her number. So I pulled down the street.

When I got out of my car I checked my messages. She had asked me to pull in her driveway. Oh, no, I thought. Not giving away info I don't have to. Walked down to her house and saw her dog so I knew it was her. When she saw me I said, "surprise!" She said why didn't she know it was me. Learned later for whatever reason she no longer had name for my number but she still had our messages to one another.

Went in and we figured how long it would take for me to get from there to work and then she wanted to tell me stuff. Her and Kat had some more contact and she told me all about it. Kat is no longer someone I'd want to get with. We went to the bedroom.

She asked for the donation. Recall I had already given her money three months prior. I set it on my side of the table. While we were getting undressed she somehow got ahold of it. What's weird is Sarah has never double checked me. She looked confused as it was about half her asking price. I then reminded her I had already given her the rest. She didn't exactly look happy but said that's right.

We laid on the bed and cuddled, lying on our sides facing each other, her leg over my hip. And she gave me that big smile of hers. I told her why didn't we just lay there like that all day. She said she'd probably fall asleep. If I had a whole day free and she wanted, I would have. But we got down to business.

Forgot how good that pussy feels. And of course we did her favorite, flat iron. She made wonderful sounds during that. I don't recall why but she wanted to move to the living room on the floor with a blanket. She rode me for a while and I asked her if she'd swallow my cum. She gave me an awkward look and said she'd let me cum in her mouth but she wouldn't swallow. Put her in mish and when I got close, whipped off the protection. Now, as many of you know I'm not much for blowjobs but I guess since I was so close it felt good. She sucked my dick until I came and she sucked it dry, waiting until she knew I was finished. Simply put one if the best orgasms I've had in a while.

Got dressed, talking some more. Never felt pressure to leave. Told her I really appreciated her keeping her word. She said that's the one thing no one can take from her. Gave her a hug and she asked for a second. She certainly made me forget about Lana and Jazzy.

Wanted to add even though she said the place was a mess as she's still moving in it looked tons better than how the last provider living there had it looking.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5026456396/1

Sarah is the bomb. I've only repeated with 3 providers in Lex and The Ville, she's one of them. Between her head game and Flat iron junior pops every time! Great tits for titty f'ing too!

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Tried to see this one over a month ago. We set up a time for the next day and when I arrived she never answered. Turned out she slept all day. She apologized and I gave her the benefit of a doubt.

Once again, I was in a hurry and she wasn't at the top of my list. I tried loveable Sarah but she couldn't see me soon. Tried several others with mostly no response. I say mostly because two did but it was too late. Jazzy was pretty prompt in responding. Funny thing was I stayed close to her incall that I went to last time hoping she was still there. She wasn't. So I had to drive a bit.

Her incall at the time of this visit is one many mongers would know. I've seen about 5 there. Safe enough. I've never had an issue there. Near Hurstbourne and Taylorsville.

I knocked on her door and she said something but I couldn't hear her from all the noise outside. Messaged her just that. She finally opened the door and apologized, saying she forgot how loud it was near her door. She was dressed pretty much as she is in her photos. You can see she has a huge ass and thick thighs but those photos don't do justice to seeing them in person. She is thick below the waist. Top side is normal sized. She's one of those women who gain weight in their hips and thighs. One thing I didn't like was she was smoking a cigarette.

If you've seen comments on EB, you may have seen she talks a lot. And it's TRUE. She literally talked for 10 minutes nonstop. I couldn't get a word in. I finally interrupted her and reminded her I was in a hurry. She apologized (a theme with her) and we got down to business. Tight kitty I thought as I entered her in mish. She then wanted to try pretzel dip. It was nice reaching down and rubbing and slapping her left cheek.

Then I asked her to get on top and she did so. What was odd she just couldn't seem to go all the way down. My head was barely entering her. Not sure what that was about. One of the few times I didn't enjoy CG. This whole time she's also asking me if what she's doing is okay and she wants to make sure I'm enjoying myself. Also going on is her phone keeps emitting audible notifications. It became irritating. And then it got worse.

She said she was getting hot so I reached over and turned on the AC unit in her window. It blew out some black stuff and she must have OCD because she had to clean it up. Then she started talking about cleaning it up. Then she went over to her phone and started fooling with it. She said she didn't want it to bother me. Well, it was too late but I told her let's just get back to business as I'm in a hurry. But she keeps fooling with it and tells me it's one of her Mexican clients that keeps calling. Really, dude, move on! I literally started losing my hard on she was taking so long. I've never had that happen while with a provider. Course most don't interrupt the action, at least not for so long.

Finally got her attention enough to get her back on the bed and into doggie. Usually I flip back to mish for the finish but said the hell with it and climaxed in doggie. My one consolation was looking at that big ass while I pounded it.

Once we were finished she checked her phone again and then started sweeping the floor, saying she enjoyed cleaning. And she kept talking and talking and talking. I finally had to interrupt her just to say goodbye. She told me to come back anytime but no thanks. She's a nice person but all that turned me off, literally. There's much better out there. Damage 100, I think. Not worth it. YMMV.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5022918573/1

Was going to meet up with her last year it was her birthday glad I didn't thanks. Sounds like if she doesn't make it being an escort she can always go into the cleaning business. May even make a good house wife did she say anything about cooking.

[Mistfall38]

Ah, Sarah, sweet Sarah. Many of you know her. She's been reviewed many times on here. So most of what I say will be background.

In January she contacted me asking for money. She said she needed money to attend her dad's funeral. I could either come visit her or if I gave her something she'd take it off a future visit. And I thought, oh, boy, here it is. I give her money and she scams me. I drilled her for info before I decided and told her I'd get back with her. I'm pretty good at searching for people. I've found persons not on Facebook I knew from HS and even middle school. So I was able to verify that her father did indeed, sadly, pass away. So I told her what I was able to give her and only if she could drive to my part of town to pick it up.

She did so and we talked a bit. That's when I learned her and Kat were no longer friends. Too bad. I was hoping for a duo with them for my bday. I also kept an eye out to see if she put up ads while her father was supposed to be buried. She didn't.

I waited a while before I tried to see her. Wanted to check out some other girls beforehand. Finally I started making attempts. On one attempt I called and her voice mail was full. Then it kept disconnecting before I got a ring. Even tried a different phone. No luck. She messaged me an hour later and I told her I tried to call her but couldn't get thru. She said she had no missed calls. Hmm.

Second attempt I just texted her once and gave her 5 or 10 minutes to respond. No response until 2 days later. I asked if she was available and she said yes. I shot her a laugh and said it was a bit late. She told me her screen had broken and that was why she didn't respond sooner. Hmm.

Third attempt. Told her I got off work early and would like to see her nowish. She said she wouldn't be free until about an hour and a half later. Told her not good for me. Hmm.

Asked her if she'd be available early morning before I go to work. She said yes. Set up a time and I said I would message her if something went wrong. She said she'd be pretty upset if she woke up early for nothing. As we talked more I realized she didn't know who I was. Maybe she got a new phone or deleted my history with her? And then I wondered, maybe she was only agreeing to see me because she didn't know who I was. Hmm.

Well, she didn't wake up for nothing. She actually woke up about 20 minutes earlier than when she said she was getting up and fell asleep on the couch waiting for me to call. She sounded so pitiful I almost felt bad. She told me where she lived and I was thinking, boy, that sounds familiar. As I pulled on her street I realized why. Her new house had previously belonged to another provider I had visited once.

Something else had gone thru my head while I was driving there. Maybe she thought I was a new client because it wasn't her. Maybe this was some sort of setup. And when I passed the house I thought maybe the other provider was using her number. So I pulled down the street.

When I got out of my car I checked my messages. She had asked me to pull in her driveway. Oh, no, I thought. Not giving away info I don't have to. Walked down to her house and saw her dog so I knew it was her. When she saw me I said, "surprise!" She said why didn't she know it was me. Learned later for whatever reason she no longer had name for my number but she still had our messages to one another.

Went in and we figured how long it would take for me to get from there to work and then she wanted to tell me stuff. Her and Kat had some more contact and she told me all about it. Kat is no longer someone I'd want to get with. We went to the bedroom.

She asked for the donation. Recall I had already given her money three months prior. I set it on my side of the table. While we were getting undressed she somehow got ahold of it. What's weird is Sarah has never double checked me. She looked confused as it was about half her asking price. I then reminded her I had already given her the rest. She didn't exactly look happy but said that's right.

We laid on the bed and cuddled, lying on our sides facing each other, her leg over my hip. And she gave me that big smile of hers. I told her why didn't we just lay there like that all day. She said she'd probably fall asleep. If I had a whole day free and she wanted, I would have. But we got down to business.

Forgot how good that pussy feels. And of course we did her favorite, flat iron. She made wonderful sounds during that. I don't recall why but she wanted to move to the living room on the floor with a blanket. She rode me for a while and I asked her if she'd swallow my cum. She gave me an awkward look and said she'd let me cum in her mouth but she wouldn't swallow. Put her in mish and when I got close, whipped off the protection. Now, as many of you know I'm not much for blowjobs but I guess since I was so close it felt good. She sucked my dick until I came and she sucked it dry, waiting until she knew I was finished. Simply put one if the best orgasms I've had in a while.

Got dressed, talking some more. Never felt pressure to leave. Told her I really appreciated her keeping her word. She said that's the one thing no one can take from her. Gave her a hug and she asked for a second. She certainly made me forget about Lana and Jazzy.

Wanted to add even though she said the place was a mess as she's still moving in it looked tons better than how the last provider living there had it looking.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5026456396/1

[Mistfall38]

Tried to see this one over a month ago. We set up a time for the next day and when I arrived she never answered. Turned out she slept all day. She apologized and I gave her the benefit of a doubt.

Once again, I was in a hurry and she wasn't at the top of my list. I tried loveable Sarah but she couldn't see me soon. Tried several others with mostly no response. I say mostly because two did but it was too late. Jazzy was pretty prompt in responding. Funny thing was I stayed close to her incall that I went to last time hoping she was still there. She wasn't. So I had to drive a bit.

Her incall at the time of this visit is one many mongers would know. I've seen about 5 there. Safe enough. I've never had an issue there. Near Hurstbourne and Taylorsville.

I knocked on her door and she said something but I couldn't hear her from all the noise outside. Messaged her just that. She finally opened the door and apologized, saying she forgot how loud it was near her door. She was dressed pretty much as she is in her photos. You can see she has a huge ass and thick thighs but those photos don't do justice to seeing them in person. She is thick below the waist. Top side is normal sized. She's one of those women who gain weight in their hips and thighs. One thing I didn't like was she was smoking a cigarette.

If you've seen comments on EB, you may have seen she talks a lot. And it's TRUE. She literally talked for 10 minutes nonstop. I couldn't get a word in. I finally interrupted her and reminded her I was in a hurry. She apologized (a theme with her) and we got down to business. Tight kitty I thought as I entered her in mish. She then wanted to try pretzel dip. It was nice reaching down and rubbing and slapping her left cheek.

Then I asked her to get on top and she did so. What was odd she just couldn't seem to go all the way down. My head was barely entering her. Not sure what that was about. One of the few times I didn't enjoy CG. This whole time she's also asking me if what she's doing is okay and she wants to make sure I'm enjoying myself. Also going on is her phone keeps emitting audible notifications. It became irritating. And then it got worse.

She said she was getting hot so I reached over and turned on the AC unit in her window. It blew out some black stuff and she must have OCD because she had to clean it up. Then she started talking about cleaning it up. Then she went over to her phone and started fooling with it. She said she didn't want it to bother me. Well, it was too late but I told her let's just get back to business as I'm in a hurry. But she keeps fooling with it and tells me it's one of her Mexican clients that keeps calling. Really, dude, move on! I literally started losing my hard on she was taking so long. I've never had that happen while with a provider. Course most don't interrupt the action, at least not for so long.

Finally got her attention enough to get her back on the bed and into doggie. Usually I flip back to mish for the finish but said the hell with it and climaxed in doggie. My one consolation was looking at that big ass while I pounded it.

Once we were finished she checked her phone again and then started sweeping the floor, saying she enjoyed cleaning. And she kept talking and talking and talking. I finally had to interrupt her just to say goodbye. She told me to come back anytime but no thanks. She's a nice person but all that turned me off, literally. There's much better out there. Damage 100, I think. Not worth it. YMMV.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5022918573/1

[Mistfall38]

Saw Lana. Been on my list a long time and she wasn't at the top but she was the only one that responded after trying others. Well lit incall. I actually went to the wrong location, my fault, so make sure you know where you're going or you may be knocking on the wrong door, like me. Thankfully no one answered!

She opened the door and was wearing sexy lingerie. She's tall. Probably about 5' 8" or 9". And she is a heavy girl but it is well proportioned. Big ole boobies and a big round ass.

She said no kissing unless given more incentive, you know. But that was fine. My usual routine. Start in mish. Put her on top for a while. This was my least favorite position with her. It was just okay. Then put her in doggie and just loved looking at that ass. I told her she could weigh 100 or 500 and she'd probably still have a nice ass either way. Finally flipped her back to mish for the finish.

She was nice enough but just didn't make an effort to connect with her client IMO. Seemed distant. Not one I'll repeat. Damage 120, which I rarely pay anymore.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5029969871/1

[MassHunter28]

I will add she is 100% cute, but no pics available. Only sharing with seniors and she said she has better service now. I always communicate via text so idk how she is with calling. I've been seeing her for a couple months and not had a bad session.

I still can't get ahold of her.

[SeeMeOnce]

Seen her twice. Legit and great GFE, Bella Rider lives with her and will join if asked.

She is at the top of my list. I'm just waiting for the right time to pull the trigger bro! SMO.

[ZeroPointZero]

I have looked everywhere for her number. I can't find it. She was awesome.

Agreed. Unfortunately I am leaning toward retired. A true loss for our team if so.