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[BullWinkle25]

I used to see her regularly and always CBJ and cfs probably five years back (I was young and dumb). Very disappointed now that I know she did bb back then. She was a fun time. I wouldn't see her anymore since there are better, unless she's open to bb again. Or who knows, maybe she thought I was an ugly troll and didn't want to go bb with me LOL.

Actually, I used to see her pretty regularly (every 3-4 weeks) more than 5 years ago as well. She wasn't bb anything then, but I had also never asked. One of her biggest pluses was that, unlike many others, she was always on time. There was never a text saying "can you wait xx more minutes. ".

[BearD]

None of the pictures in her HX profile are hers. They are lifted from the web to "represent" what her physical characteristics look like, basically a mid to late 20's Caucasian thin blonde. There was a time when she had 6 active profiles going on at the same time on HX in order to corner the SD market so to speak. For many years, HX looked the other way because she wasn't using her 5-6 profiles to issue unfair ratings, it was more of an economic reason. But the competition is stiff, and the other girls who were jealous complained, so the Safety First Club decided to 86 them all and leave her with one, which is the current LisaLane account.

Back in 2016, I booked one of her alter egos in Miramar. Lisa is cute with a bit of an overbite, very thin nice body, flat abs, round bubble butt, you won't be disappointed. You can see how skinny her arms and legs are, she has no fat. I got BBFS with CIP, which is a miracle because her dog in the bathroom was making so much noise to the point of distraction. I also got BBBJ and we switched to 69, and her pussy was very clean when I DATY. And yes, I remember her kitty being tight. Not sure if she still offers bare, this review is now 4 years old. Here are 2 pictures of her body, I pixelated her face. Looks and service wise in 2016 I was not disappointed, but I never repeated because there were so many hot white chicks on my roster back then. If you do see her, please report back here and let us know how she looks like in 2020.

-Steak.

I used to see her regularly and always CBJ and cfs probably five years back (I was young and dumb). Very disappointed now that I know she did bb back then. She was a fun time. I wouldn't see her anymore since there are better, unless she's open to bb again. Or who knows, maybe she thought I was an ugly troll and didn't want to go bb with me LOL.

[BearD]

Anyone seen this chick? Has a very massive network, and been around the block.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sierra_Leone

Extremely attractive white girl with a huge ass. From her pictures, looks like she's gained a little weight but still looks great. I haven't seen her in maybe 2 years, but seen her maybe 4 times total. Always started with a lap dance with that big ass in your face, and then good GFE service. She used to do 280/ h but upped it to 300 the last time I asked. Still not bad for someone that hot.

[SteakTartare]

You won't be disappointed. Unlike the really deceptive Asian agencies who use 19 yo IG Chinese models for their ads when the real life line up is actually made up of 40-50 yo mama-san meemaws, Lisa uses pictures from the neck down that are 100% spot-on in real life, and her face is actually quite cute too. And don't mind her dog. Lots of girls travels with their fur babies, and she will put it in the bathroom before you guys do the nasty. I actually love pets myself, as long as they belong to somebody else ha ha ha.

Steak.

Awesome, thanks Steak, she actually looks quite good. I'm trying to see her but she is in SGV right now, will report back after I do, and try to take some photos.

[Cubico]

None of the pictures in her HX profile are hers. They are lifted from the web to "represent" what her physical characteristics look like, basically a mid to late 20's Caucasian thin blonde. There was a time when she had 6 active profiles going on at the same time on HX in order to corner the SD market so to speak. For many years, HX looked the other way because she wasn't using her 5-6 profiles to issue unfair ratings, it was more of an economic reason. But the competition is stiff, and the other girls who were jealous complained, so the Safety First Club decided to 86 them all and leave her with one, which is the current LisaLane account.

Back in 2016, I booked one of her alter egos in Miramar. Lisa is cute with a bit of an overbite, very thin nice body, flat abs, round bubble butt, you won't be disappointed. You can see how skinny her arms and legs are, she has no fat. I got BBFS with CIP, which is a miracle because her dog in the bathroom was making so much noise to the point of distraction. I also got BBBJ and we switched to 69, and her pussy was very clean when I DATY. And yes, I remember her kitty being tight. Not sure if she still offers bare, this review is now 4 years old. Here are 2 pictures of her body, I pixelated her face. Looks and service wise in 2016 I was not disappointed, but I never repeated because there were so many hot white chicks on my roster back then. If you do see her, please report back here and let us know how she looks like in 2020.

-Steak.

Awesome, thanks Steak, she actually looks quite good. I'm trying to see her but she is in SGV right now, will report back after I do, and try to take some photos.

[MrLemon]

Anyone have any intel on https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PaytonPassion ?

Found her face pics on seeking.

[KoolKeith323]

Anyone seen this chick? Has a very massive network, and been around the block.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sierra_Leone

[KoolKeith323]

I've seen her 4 or 5 times now and they've all been positive. Most of her pics aren't her but she's still pretty hot. Teeth a bit crooked and her tits are a bit saggy but her ass is phenomenal plus her pussy is TIGHT. Everytime has been BBFS for me and she let's me cum inside.

Fake pics huh? I always avoid broads that pull that fake pic crap, knowing they aren't attractive.

[SteakTartare]

None of the pictures in her HX profile are hers. They are lifted from the web to "represent" what her physical characteristics look like, basically a mid to late 20's Caucasian thin blonde. There was a time when she had 6 active profiles going on at the same time on HX in order to corner the SD market so to speak. For many years, HX looked the other way because she wasn't using her 5-6 profiles to issue unfair ratings, it was more of an economic reason. But the competition is stiff, and the other girls who were jealous complained, so the Safety First Club decided to 86 them all and leave her with one, which is the current LisaLane account.

Back in 2016, I booked one of her alter egos in Miramar. Lisa is cute with a bit of an overbite, very thin nice body, flat abs, round bubble butt, you won't be disappointed. You can see how skinny her arms and legs are, she has no fat. I got BBFS with CIP, which is a miracle because her dog in the bathroom was making so much noise to the point of distraction. I also got BBBJ and we switched to 69, and her pussy was very clean when I DATY. And yes, I remember her kitty being tight. Not sure if she still offers bare, this review is now 4 years old. Here are 2 pictures of her body, I pixelated her face. Looks and service wise in 2016 I was not disappointed, but I never repeated because there were so many hot white chicks on my roster back then. If you do see her, please report back here and let us know how she looks like in 2020.

-Steak.

I'd be curious to know which photos are actually hers, if it's not too much trouble.

I've seen her 4 or 5 times now and they've all been positive. Most of her pics aren't her but she's still pretty hot. Teeth a bit crooked and her tits are a bit saggy but her ass is phenomenal plus her pussy is TIGHT. Everytime has been BBFS for me and she let's me cum inside.

[Cubico]

I've met her a few times. I believe her "Safety" marks are due to the fact that she used to have multiple active accounts (which have been voted off) and I'd say 90% of the pictures are not her. She's reliable, even on short notice, so that's why I've kept going back. Sessions are ok, not great but not bad either. She's not as hot looking as most of her pictures, but she is slender and good looking, I'd say a boob lift and teeth straightening away from being pretty hot. I think she does sprinkle some of her actual pictures within her album, but she's probably a notch or two lower on the hotness scale than what you're lead to believe.

I'd be curious to know which photos are actually hers, if it's not too much trouble.

[Adam405]

Any one seen Lisa. Lane?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lisa.Lane

Search on the forums had some negative reviews, not sure if it is the same provider as reviews were from LA and no links. Her networks on her HX profile has a couple of unsafe reviews but only 4 vs. 259 safe reviews.

I've seen her 4 or 5 times now and they've all been positive. Most of her pics aren't her but she's still pretty hot. Teeth a bit crooked and her tits are a bit saggy but her ass is phenomenal plus her pussy is TIGHT. Everytime has been BBFS for me and she let's me cum inside.

[PussyPumper]

Kim was all that I am physically attracted to, but I never hit her up, and wouldn't.

She disappeared as she was heavily involved with the guy who got to spend vacation time in the Big House over the late, lamented local site.

She was obviously pimped by said guy.

Into drugs.

Slovenly, with poor hygiene as well (multiple reports at the time).

A hot mess, lots of disputes.

So, no thanks for me!

[Lion1]

Just remembering some of my times with Kim Nice. In retrospect, it's weird that I would consider a provider who didn't offer msog or didn't didn't care for much foreplay (I'll get into that in a little bit) a all-time favorite. Kim told you what she liked and what she wanted, but also considered what you wanted as well, she considered it a 2 way street and thought that we should both enjoy ourselves. I could imagine this led to some bad experiences for those and it would be a hugh turn off, however the ore and more you saw her the more down to earth she was. My first visit was an interesting experience, kind mechanic at first but I imagine any first time meets go this way, she offered and didn't know is she was going to join with, I agreed and was a little disappointed that she didn't. We jumped on the bed and began a nice short make out session, LFK and grouping however as things picked up, she asked to get rammed from behind. I must of gave her a look of confusion or made a sad face because she immediately said she doesn't care much for foreplay because she rather get fucked. Foreplay didn't get her off but getting hammered did. As nice as the LFK and gropping had been, I did not mind fulfilling Kim's raunchiness / lust for having a cock inside her. Kim was tight and knew how to fuck. She loves to ride and has the best orgasms. I doubt she fakes them for several reason, her body shakes not uncontrollably but like tremors and I can't imagine she would waste any effort every time she fakes, she will then moan out that she is cumming and also begins tensing up, and lastly she likes to tell you everything and is possibly the most honest persons (not provider) I have ever met. The session finished and she offered me another shower (alone again) but afterwards instead of immediately kicking me out (not that any provider would kick you out then you just leaving in a minorly time) she engage in conversation and offered coffee and cereal. Our 1 hour session plus conversation prob. Went 90 minutes. Our second session was memorable as well. I arrived for a morning appointment, and when I got in her roommate opened the door. I when I walked in her friend Tera was there, and she greeted me and made friendly talk. Kim walked over and said her friend was getting into the business and I should consider seeing her if I was onto her. I was definitely into her and regret never getting the chance too. The three of us chatted and as Tera was about to leave, she leaned in and gave me a very sensual dfk. One of the last sessions with her was the best. After the deed was done and our conversation had picked up, there was a knock at the door. Kim walked over and opened the door to 3 of her friends, and they walked in and all of them gave me hugs and a warm smile. Kim and I were both still naked and just chatting away, I must of been there for 4 hrs until I had to take off.

Hopefully if you've Kim this sounds familiar. I liked to think she had this with everyone she saw because she felt that genuine, down to earth, and seemed to thoroughly enjoy what she did.

I met her back in 2015 when she had a place in Mission Bay. She had a great vibe. A really fun fuck. Best standing doggie ever. She'd even pull out her guitar and sing a bit after the main event. She kinda turned into a hot mess after she moved to City Heights. Always ran late, drama with her other hooker friends, etc. Her incall was kinda sketchy too. She did introduce me to a cute skinny Mexican newbie though. I got to admit I needed a break from the drama and didn't call her for a few months. When I tried to re-connect she was UTR. Even her youtube singing performances were down.

[SuperNat]

Pretty sure you can buy Walmart and Apple (which they also take I believe) gift cards online as e-gift cards that get delivered to your email with all the info you need to escape quarantine, add points, unlock mail, etc.

That is what I do. Buy a Walmart e-gift card. You get the necessary numbers emailed to you.

[Wahoo2000]

Best Buy closed.

But, Target, Walgreens, CVS, Lowes, Home Depot and RiteAid all sell the gift cards and still open. Many have limited hours.

Pretty sure you can buy Walmart and Apple (which they also take I believe) gift cards online as e-gift cards that get delivered to your email with all the info you need to escape quarantine, add points, unlock mail, etc.